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- Instead By Louis Searson is here again. But not for long. Put that down on your list of reasons for living. Just a fill-in-and next week I shall have folded my tent like the Arabs. This column will be discontinued by popular demand. The following are the complete lit erary works of Louis Searson, AB: FAIRY STORY (Goldie Locks and the Three Bores). (Some people are going to fry when they read this). Goldie Locks was a very lovely lit tle girl. She had large baby blue eyes and hair like moonglow, and the kind of smile that makes one believe in fairies. But Goldie Locks was fickle. First, she met the little (pun) beau (also spelled bore), but he was too slow. You can't tell about track men. Then she made ga-ga eyes at the middle-sized (no pun) beau. At first he was like a ray (pun) of sunshine to her. But later she found that he was too-too something. Then the third beau bobbed (pun) up and he was just right. (The characters in this story are products of the author's imagination. Any similarity to real persons living or dead is purely coincidental and not intended.) SPRING DITTY In the spring the campus cuties don new bonnets and new sweaters; In the spring a bright law student gets a brand new case of Jeters. And the birds sing much more gaily, Young hearts beat much faster daily, Spigner sees much more of Bailey, Jordan sees much less of Whaley. Everything grows greener, greener Fat girls wish that they were lcaner, Thin girls wish that they were fatter, Boys say it doesn't matter. Hours longer when in classes are much shorter when with lasses. In the spring the equinox shortens nights and lengthens days And a certain French professor comes out dresscd like Ben Polayes Carolina's candidates fix themselves a NEWS IL WEEKLY CALENDAR Friday, 11:20, Chapel Services, Uni versity Chapel. Friday, 3:15, Mrs. Hawkins' Book Re view, WIS. Friday, 7 n'clock, Senior Y Council, Flinn Hall. Friday, 8 o'clock, University Players Radio Play, WIS. Saturday, 8 o'clock, Freshman-Sopho more Masquerade Ball, Gym. Saturday, 8 o'clock, "Rosalie Runs Riot," Drayton Hall. Sunday, 7 o'clock, Vesper Services, University Chapel. Sunday, through Tuesday, State Teachers' Convention, Township Auditorium. Monday and Thursday, 7 o'clock, Band Practice, Chapel. Tuesday, 7 o'clock, Discussion Groups, in each tenement. Tuesday, o o'clock, Symphony Con cert, Student Union Building. Tuesday, 8 o'clock, Euphradian Liter ary Society, Euphradian Hall. Tuesday, 8 o'clock, Clariosophic Liter ary Society, Clariosophian Hall. Wednesday, 6 o'clock, Presbyterian Student Association supper, First Presbyterian Church. Wednesday, 7:15, Carolina Christian Service Club, Flinn Hall. Thursday, 4 o'clock, Y. M. C. A., Student Union Building. Thursday, 7 o'clock, Freshman Y Council, Flinn Hall. Thursday, 7:15, Kappa Sigma Kappa, Room 3, Petigru College. COURSE Dean of Administration John A. Chase, University of South Carolina, this week repeated his reminder to sophomore students to bear in mind the dates for the election of a major minor program for their junior and sophomore years at the University. The date for the filing with the registrar of such programs this year is from April 15 to April 30, with a penalty of $1 to be exacted for fail On The Sta FOUR! 2:30 -4:45 - IN PE FRED I PENNSYL 00MING TO US DIRJ ENGAGEMENT Ma,tinee: s Of Stet Sea,rson little neater. In the spring the May queen hopefuls smile at you a little sweeter. Whether frat or frat despiser, paying sucker or big six In the spring a young man's fancy lightly turns to politics. Article (Get a sniff of this) If there is one organization on our campus that justifies its existence by its activity it is the Beaux Arts Club. To list their achievements would be impossible but we cannot refrain from mentioning a few: 1. They meet every other Wednes day night. 2. They wear formal dress to their meetings. 3. They elect officers. 4. They occasionally elect new mem bers. 5. They discuss plans for a dance. Some of the most interesting aspects of this charming society are the dearth of A. D. Pi's and Sigma Nu's on its rolls and the fact that it is the only organization open to women to which the entire Tri Delt chapter does not belong. Practically every member of the club is an accomplished painter, dancer (some of them can apple) and thespian. In addition to the graphic arts many i of the group have a remarkable appre ciation of music. They spend hours c at the Carnegie set listening to compo- c sitions of such intellectual beauty and classical excellence as the Rosary, the Blue Danube Waltz, the second Hungarian Rhapsody, and Someday Sweetheart. Professor William Sledge Woods is g faculty advisor to these young estheti- C cians. Mr. Voods, will be remem- s bered for his daring characterization r of the mad lover in the University S Players' production of the "House of Pain." ri Congratulations, members of the P Beaux Arts Club, for the splendid C work you are doing toward promoting an interest in fine arts at Carolina. h Art is proud of you. n I ' BRIEF ure to comply with the regulation. STUDENT COUNCIL There will be a meeting of the Stu- - dent Council at 7 o'clock Tuesday night in Petigru Coilege, accordmg to Ted Ninestein, vice-president of the I student body. All members are urged to attend, since October there has not been enough members present to transact business. SCHOLARSHIP , The scholastic average of the entire University of South Carolina stu (lent body for the first semester of the current year was slightly higher than in 1936-37. Both the all fraternity and soror- ] ity average and the all non-fraternity and non-sorority average increased slightly, with the sororities showing the greatest gain over last year of ] any of the groups. JOURNALISM Journalism students of the Univer sity will cover meetings of the State 'eachers' Association again this year for a local paper, it was stated this week by S. C. DePass, head of the school of journalism. Students wvriting material for the papers will be given "by-lines" it was announced. It has been the practice for several years for journalism students to cov.. er these meetings. Class credit wvill be given for all material published in the paper. LAB With the painting this week, the University of South Carolina's new $19,000 highway laboratory was vir tually completed. Built to house lab oratory equipment for the engineer ing students, the lab contains office space as well. Marshal Cantey said that the b)uildling was being painted to match other buildings on the campus. ge-Monday -7:00 - 9:15 RSON PJARING HIS , IVANIANS 'CT FRPOM A WEEES nr ATLANTA I SUMMER SC STARTS JUN Plans have been completed for the si< Jniversity of South Carolina's twenty- an bird summer session to open June 7 mi and close July 29, according to Dr. Di . A. Stoddard, director of summer ed chool. M cii scl M - me on vic re< wi ch ly ula be si Tr wc _________________________ liii tlu DR. J. A. STODDARD The 1938 summer session will be the fol tird to run as a 45 day summer school, e -iving sufficient time for students to omplete a full semester's work in each f three courses. Regular session stu ents of the University are being ade- gli uately provided for in all depart- so' tents. lut Special emphasis is placed upon y raduate work. In the graduate field f the curriculum study group in the ession of 1936, the work done received ecognition in a bulletin recently is ied from Columbia University. Two pamphlets prepared by the cur culum study group for 1937 have been I ublished by the state department of ducation. Work in the elementary field will e continued and enlarged. In con ection with this, a laboratory discus -Friday Only JACK BENNY in "ARTIST and MODELS" With Song By MARTHA RAYE -- It nR RDy only r'he Three Mesquiteers in "WILD HORSE RODEO" Also Chapter No. Two "ZORRO RIDES AGAIN" 'WOODS FULL OF CUCKOOS" Cartoon Monday - Tuesday tOBERT YOUNG JAMES STEWART LIONEL BARRYMORE n "Navy Blue and Gold" RITZ R I T 4 ] Monday_-_Tuesday Tunes Galore . . . Fun Jammed Jamboree... CARROLhmee< with THE RITZ BROS. Wednesday .. Thursday Sing! Swingl Youth has its fling . .r . Dancing Boy Meets Singing Ruby KEELER - Lee DIXON -- n - "READY, WILLING AND ABLE" Friday - Saturday Little Miss Dynamite's Rip-Roar ingest Rampage! JANE WITHERS Joan DAVIS - Robert KENT' -- mn -- "ANGEL'S HOLIDAY" GOOD SHORTS ALWAYS HOOL E7 >n group consisting of all student d teachers taking work in the ele :ntary field will be conducted b: .Eldridge McSwain, professor o ucation at Northwestern University iss Helen Storen, supervisor of so ,1 studies at the Hamtramck publi< tools of Detroit, Michigan, Mis: ittie Thomas, of the state depart nt of education and others.. Dem. stration teaching will also be pro Led for. Political Science Offered Phe department of political science :ently installed in the University I1 offer several courses in the sum :r session. This department is ir irge of Prof. G. H. Sherill, former of Clemson College, but now a reg. .r member of the University faculty ['he department of commerce ha: n enlarged and a course in Gregg )rthand and typing has been added is is expected to prove especially rthwhile to commercial teachers it ;h schools and to those interested in two year secretarial science course [n addition to the regular members the University teaching staff, the lowing visiting instructors have beer gaged: Visiting Instructors Dr. J. M. Ariail, professor of En. sh, Columbia College; Gilbert Jud. i Bristow, teacher of science, Co. ibia High School; T. I. Dowling CAROLETTE School Of Beauty Culture WORK BY ADVANCED STUDENTS SHAM POO-25o PERMANENT WAVES-FROM i1.0 302 Main St. Phone 3067 Kirby's Potato Chips SOLD AT CAMTEEN IN 5b Pkgs. FOR PARTY ORDERS Phone 8240 1Oc STRAND 15c Monday - Tuesday Snja HENI . Tyrone POWER - In - "THIN ICE" Wednesday Only "HAWAIIAN BUCKAROO" Thursday - Friday "LIFE BEGINS IN COLLEGE" - With - RITZ BROTHERS Saturday HOPALONG CASSIDY - In - "RUSTLERS VALLEY" lDNITE SHOW EUNDAY NITE 12:01 Wore Fun Than You've Eyer Had In Your [sifet THE 'GOLD WYN FOL LIES" In Technicolor WERE COMES CHARLIE' Mc JARTRY The Man of the Year n THE HIT OF THE (TEN F'URY . . . the show that has wverything - With - Adolph Menjon - The Ritz Brothers . Kenny Baker - An lrea Leeds - Phil Baker - Zorina PALMETTO mmmmm teacher of science, New York City Schools; Miss Wil Lou Gray, state adult school supervisor, Columbia; Miss Katherine Edwards, supervisor of elementary instruction, Hartsville; Miss Blanche Helm librarian of Junior High School, llorence; C. M. Lockwood, superintendent of Olym pia High School, Columbia; Dr. Ed gar Long, professor of English, Ers kine College, Due West; Mr. De Leon , McCormac, principal of Wardlaw Jun ior High School, Columbia. Also Dr. Eldridge McSwain, profes sor of education, North Western Uni versity, Evanston, Illinois; W.. D. Nix on, state high school supervisor, Co lumbia; Fred H. Parker, dean of the school of music, Columbia College and also choir director and organist at the First Presbyterian Church, Columbia; Mrs. Fred H. Parker, choir director at Ebenezer Lutheran Church, Colum bia; A. J. Parkhurst, principal of city high school, Greenville; Verd Peter son, supervisor of agricultural educa tion, Columbia; Mrs. Von Etta Salley, librarian of Columbia College, Colum bia; Miss Helen Storen, supervisor of social studies, Hamtramck public schools, Detroit, Michigan; and also member of board of directors, Detroit ROA - VICTOR RADIOS AND RECORDS EXPERT RADIO REPAIRS BRADFORD RADIO SERVICE Cor. 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S. 0. Metropolitan social studies orgapizt tion, officer social studies commissioq Michigan education association; Miss Mary B. Taylor, teacher of art in Co. lumbia public schools, Columbia; Mis Martha Thomas, director of division of elementary education, state depart. ment of education, Columbia. BOWLING An Enjoyable and Healthfug Recreation LADIES WELCOME Columbia Bowling Center 1309 Lady Street WHERE STUDENTS MEET METROPOLITAN CAFE "THE OLD RELIABLE" Now Air-Conditioned Open AU Night 1520 Main St. Phone 7849 )UR LAUNDRY ALSO HELP YOUR E AND REMEMBER TO STUDENTS LAUNDRY Telephone 4954 L DAIRIES' lucts E CANTEEN TRAINING irticularly College Men and and Special Classes SINESS COLLEGE Telephones 5951 and 6317 Win. Lykes, Jr., V.-Pres. Lberry, Seo.-Treas. irn [MEN SGUARANTEED AND DELIVER , k at the Canteen Hospital 'or The Shoe" sia, S. C. Phoe. 9605 REENHOUSE Florists Best Place For Buying Corsages And Cut F1wern