The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 18, 1938, Page Page Two, Image 2
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By Louis
Searson is here again. But not for
long. Put that down on your list of
reasons for living. Just a fill-in-and
next week I shall have folded my tent
like the Arabs. This column will be
discontinued by popular demand.
The following are the complete lit
erary works of Louis Searson, AB:
FAIRY STORY (Goldie Locks and
the Three Bores).
(Some people are going to fry when
they read this).
Goldie Locks was a very lovely lit
tle girl. She had large baby blue eyes
and hair like moonglow, and the kind
of smile that makes one believe in
fairies. But Goldie Locks was fickle.
First, she met the little (pun) beau
(also spelled bore), but he was too
slow. You can't tell about track men.
Then she made ga-ga eyes at the
middle-sized (no pun) beau. At first
he was like a ray (pun) of sunshine to
her. But later she found that he was
too-too something.
Then the third beau bobbed (pun)
up and he was just right.
(The characters in this story are
products of the author's imagination.
Any similarity to real persons living
or dead is purely coincidental and not
intended.)
SPRING DITTY
In the spring the campus cuties don
new bonnets and new sweaters;
In the spring a bright law student
gets a brand new case of Jeters.
And the birds sing much more gaily,
Young hearts beat much faster daily,
Spigner sees much more of Bailey,
Jordan sees much less of Whaley.
Everything grows greener, greener
Fat girls wish that they were lcaner,
Thin girls wish that they were fatter,
Boys say it doesn't matter.
Hours longer when in classes are much
shorter when with lasses.
In the spring the equinox shortens
nights and lengthens days
And a certain French professor comes
out dresscd like Ben Polayes
Carolina's candidates fix themselves a
NEWS IL
WEEKLY CALENDAR
Friday, 11:20, Chapel Services, Uni
versity Chapel.
Friday, 3:15, Mrs. Hawkins' Book Re
view, WIS.
Friday, 7 n'clock, Senior Y Council,
Flinn Hall.
Friday, 8 o'clock, University Players
Radio Play, WIS.
Saturday, 8 o'clock, Freshman-Sopho
more Masquerade Ball, Gym.
Saturday, 8 o'clock, "Rosalie Runs
Riot," Drayton Hall.
Sunday, 7 o'clock, Vesper Services,
University Chapel.
Sunday, through Tuesday, State
Teachers' Convention, Township
Auditorium.
Monday and Thursday, 7 o'clock, Band
Practice, Chapel.
Tuesday, 7 o'clock, Discussion Groups,
in each tenement.
Tuesday, o o'clock, Symphony Con
cert, Student Union Building.
Tuesday, 8 o'clock, Euphradian Liter
ary Society, Euphradian Hall.
Tuesday, 8 o'clock, Clariosophic Liter
ary Society, Clariosophian Hall.
Wednesday, 6 o'clock, Presbyterian
Student Association supper, First
Presbyterian Church.
Wednesday, 7:15, Carolina Christian
Service Club, Flinn Hall.
Thursday, 4 o'clock, Y. M. C. A.,
Student Union Building.
Thursday, 7 o'clock, Freshman Y
Council, Flinn Hall.
Thursday, 7:15, Kappa Sigma Kappa,
Room 3, Petigru College.
COURSE
Dean of Administration John A.
Chase, University of South Carolina,
this week repeated his reminder to
sophomore students to bear in mind
the dates for the election of a major
minor program for their junior and
sophomore years at the University.
The date for the filing with the
registrar of such programs this year
is from April 15 to April 30, with
a penalty of $1 to be exacted for fail
On The Sta
FOUR!
2:30 -4:45 -
IN PE
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PENNSYL
00MING TO US DIRJ
ENGAGEMENT
Ma,tinee: s
Of Stet
Sea,rson
little neater.
In the spring the May queen hopefuls
smile at you a little sweeter.
Whether frat or frat despiser, paying
sucker or big six
In the spring a young man's fancy
lightly turns to politics.
Article (Get a sniff of this)
If there is one organization on our
campus that justifies its existence by
its activity it is the Beaux Arts Club.
To list their achievements would be
impossible but we cannot refrain from
mentioning a few:
1. They meet every other Wednes
day night.
2. They wear formal dress to their
meetings.
3. They elect officers.
4. They occasionally elect new mem
bers.
5. They discuss plans for a dance.
Some of the most interesting aspects
of this charming society are the dearth
of A. D. Pi's and Sigma Nu's on its
rolls and the fact that it is the only
organization open to women to which
the entire Tri Delt chapter does not
belong. Practically every member of
the club is an accomplished painter,
dancer (some of them can apple) and
thespian.
In addition to the graphic arts many i
of the group have a remarkable appre
ciation of music. They spend hours c
at the Carnegie set listening to compo- c
sitions of such intellectual beauty and
classical excellence as the Rosary,
the Blue Danube Waltz, the second
Hungarian Rhapsody, and Someday
Sweetheart.
Professor William Sledge Woods is g
faculty advisor to these young estheti- C
cians. Mr. Voods, will be remem- s
bered for his daring characterization r
of the mad lover in the University S
Players' production of the "House of
Pain." ri
Congratulations, members of the P
Beaux Arts Club, for the splendid C
work you are doing toward promoting
an interest in fine arts at Carolina. h
Art is proud of you. n
I
' BRIEF
ure to comply with the regulation.
STUDENT COUNCIL
There will be a meeting of the Stu- -
dent Council at 7 o'clock Tuesday
night in Petigru Coilege, accordmg
to Ted Ninestein, vice-president of the I
student body. All members are urged
to attend, since October there has not
been enough members present to
transact business.
SCHOLARSHIP ,
The scholastic average of the entire
University of South Carolina stu
(lent body for the first semester of
the current year was slightly higher
than in 1936-37.
Both the all fraternity and soror- ]
ity average and the all non-fraternity
and non-sorority average increased
slightly, with the sororities showing
the greatest gain over last year of ]
any of the groups.
JOURNALISM
Journalism students of the Univer
sity will cover meetings of the State
'eachers' Association again this year
for a local paper, it was stated this
week by S. C. DePass, head of the
school of journalism.
Students wvriting material for the
papers will be given "by-lines" it was
announced.
It has been the practice for several
years for journalism students to cov..
er these meetings. Class credit wvill
be given for all material published in
the paper.
LAB
With the painting this week, the
University of South Carolina's new
$19,000 highway laboratory was vir
tually completed. Built to house lab
oratory equipment for the engineer
ing students, the lab contains office
space as well. Marshal Cantey said
that the b)uildling was being painted to
match other buildings on the campus.
ge-Monday
-7:00 - 9:15
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SUMMER SC
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Plans have been completed for the si<
Jniversity of South Carolina's twenty- an
bird summer session to open June 7 mi
and close July 29, according to Dr. Di
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DR. J. A. STODDARD
The 1938 summer session will be the fol
tird to run as a 45 day summer school, e
-iving sufficient time for students to
omplete a full semester's work in each
f three courses. Regular session stu
ents of the University are being ade- gli
uately provided for in all depart- so'
tents. lut
Special emphasis is placed upon y
raduate work. In the graduate field
f the curriculum study group in the
ession of 1936, the work done received
ecognition in a bulletin recently is
ied from Columbia University.
Two pamphlets prepared by the cur
culum study group for 1937 have been I
ublished by the state department of
ducation.
Work in the elementary field will
e continued and enlarged. In con
ection with this, a laboratory discus
-Friday Only
JACK BENNY
in "ARTIST and MODELS"
With Song By
MARTHA RAYE
-- It nR RDy only
r'he Three Mesquiteers
in "WILD HORSE RODEO"
Also Chapter No. Two
"ZORRO RIDES AGAIN"
'WOODS FULL OF CUCKOOS"
Cartoon
Monday - Tuesday
tOBERT YOUNG
JAMES STEWART
LIONEL BARRYMORE
n "Navy Blue and Gold"
RITZ
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Monday_-_Tuesday
Tunes Galore . . . Fun Jammed
Jamboree...
CARROLhmee<
with THE RITZ BROS.
Wednesday .. Thursday
Sing! Swingl Youth has its fling
. .r . Dancing Boy Meets Singing
Ruby KEELER - Lee DIXON
-- n -
"READY, WILLING AND
ABLE"
Friday - Saturday
Little Miss Dynamite's Rip-Roar
ingest Rampage!
JANE WITHERS
Joan DAVIS - Robert KENT'
-- mn --
"ANGEL'S HOLIDAY"
GOOD SHORTS ALWAYS
HOOL
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>n group consisting of all student
d teachers taking work in the ele
:ntary field will be conducted b:
.Eldridge McSwain, professor o
ucation at Northwestern University
iss Helen Storen, supervisor of so
,1 studies at the Hamtramck publi<
tools of Detroit, Michigan, Mis:
ittie Thomas, of the state depart
nt of education and others.. Dem.
stration teaching will also be pro
Led for.
Political Science Offered
Phe department of political science
:ently installed in the University
I1 offer several courses in the sum
:r session. This department is ir
irge of Prof. G. H. Sherill, former
of Clemson College, but now a reg.
.r member of the University faculty
['he department of commerce ha:
n enlarged and a course in Gregg
)rthand and typing has been added
is is expected to prove especially
rthwhile to commercial teachers it
;h schools and to those interested in
two year secretarial science course
[n addition to the regular members
the University teaching staff, the
lowing visiting instructors have beer
gaged:
Visiting Instructors
Dr. J. M. Ariail, professor of En.
sh, Columbia College; Gilbert Jud.
i Bristow, teacher of science, Co.
ibia High School; T. I. Dowling
CAROLETTE
School Of Beauty Culture
WORK BY ADVANCED STUDENTS
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Monday - Tuesday
Snja HENI . Tyrone POWER
- In -
"THIN ICE"
Wednesday Only
"HAWAIIAN
BUCKAROO"
Thursday - Friday
"LIFE BEGINS IN
COLLEGE"
- With -
RITZ BROTHERS
Saturday
HOPALONG CASSIDY
- In -
"RUSTLERS VALLEY"
lDNITE SHOW
EUNDAY NITE 12:01
Wore Fun Than You've
Eyer Had In Your
[sifet
THE
'GOLD WYN
FOL LIES"
In Technicolor
WERE COMES CHARLIE' Mc
JARTRY The Man of the Year
n THE HIT OF THE (TEN
F'URY . . . the show that has
wverything
- With -
Adolph Menjon - The Ritz
Brothers . Kenny Baker - An
lrea Leeds - Phil Baker - Zorina
PALMETTO
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teacher of science, New York City
Schools; Miss Wil Lou Gray, state
adult school supervisor, Columbia;
Miss Katherine Edwards, supervisor
of elementary instruction, Hartsville;
Miss Blanche Helm librarian of
Junior High School, llorence; C. M.
Lockwood, superintendent of Olym
pia High School, Columbia; Dr. Ed
gar Long, professor of English, Ers
kine College, Due West; Mr. De Leon
, McCormac, principal of Wardlaw Jun
ior High School, Columbia.
Also Dr. Eldridge McSwain, profes
sor of education, North Western Uni
versity, Evanston, Illinois; W.. D. Nix
on, state high school supervisor, Co
lumbia; Fred H. Parker, dean of the
school of music, Columbia College and
also choir director and organist at the
First Presbyterian Church, Columbia;
Mrs. Fred H. Parker, choir director
at Ebenezer Lutheran Church, Colum
bia; A. J. Parkhurst, principal of city
high school, Greenville; Verd Peter
son, supervisor of agricultural educa
tion, Columbia; Mrs. Von Etta Salley,
librarian of Columbia College, Colum
bia; Miss Helen Storen, supervisor of
social studies, Hamtramck public
schools, Detroit, Michigan; and also
member of board of directors, Detroit
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Earth Requesta NTaoes
Of Group Presidents
All organizations on the University
campus are requested to send in a
soon as possible the names of the pres.
ident of their respective organizaioq
to the office of the director of student
activities, William H. Harth.
It is imperptive that this be don
in order that 'the office can keep iq
contact with the various campus
groups. A similar request made ear.
her in thle year was not complied with.
--. S. 0.
Metropolitan social studies orgapizt
tion, officer social studies commissioq
Michigan education association; Miss
Mary B. Taylor, teacher of art in Co.
lumbia public schools, Columbia; Mis
Martha Thomas, director of division
of elementary education, state depart.
ment of education, Columbia.
BOWLING
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Recreation
LADIES WELCOME
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Bowling Center
1309 Lady Street
WHERE STUDENTS MEET
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