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S TE BY DINKY WIL] CAMPUS NOVELETTE He's the loaf-slicer in a little niche joint around the corner. Years ago less than a dccade'-he was a student within these walls. Popular, voted the most likely to succeed. Brilliant. Three days ago, two University co-eds discovered the ex-student, bending over a counter, slicing bread-a Phi Beta Kappa key dangling from his chest. -Stet NOTES ON THE MARGIN OF A TEXT BOOK Dot Platt, the campus cutie who writes love letters in her journalism classes, is worrying how she will pay the three-girl-shared apartment tele phone bill without writing home. "OF HUMAN HEARTS" HARRIS The Greenville lad who won five grand buckoes by coining the handle, "Of Human Hearts" was presented from 'the stage of a local theatre recent ly. Upon announcing that he would use the money to go to college, the extra-large number of U. S. C. stu dents piped up, "How about Carolina?" and to make matters on a higher pro selytismic theme, a group of Sigma Chi's sitting on a back seat, Bill Boch man, John Bradley, et al, started shout ing propositions of "be our brother for only $50." Stet THE CAROLINIAN Campus-promised-publication, will feature on its front cover the names, among others, of Hal Tribble, George Zuckerman, Charles E. Lee, and Al Rouslin. A case of Gamecock gone Carolinian, elh? On paper, the sub script prices, ad monies and copies to-be-sold at a dime plus a buffalo each exactly balance with the bills of nrint ing, lithographing and just plain graphing. Rouslin, modest editor, says "Fifty years from now, they'll look back and honor me as this mag's first ed." Our only worry is that the date of publication has been changed from the middle of October to November, to December, to January and now they say the "blessed event" will wail on February 15. In dunno. Stet AMONG THOSE PLANNED The co-ed that is saving pennies jointly with the senior scheduled for an A. B. dip in June, isn't going to buy a steak dinner for the two as the fourth year man imagines-she plans for a marriage license, payment for the preacher and a bag of rice-all from the brownies, Stet THOUGHTS WHILE THINKING John Mercer, nephew of Ted, recent speaker here, is rated' one of the three best song writers in the United States by Irvin Berlin. One of the Savannah home-town-boy-makes-good's m o s t popular lyrics is "Lazy Bones".... Bi ology-famous Hoy eats chocolate candy bars continually. ...A freshie, name withheld by special favor, has had pneumonia, from the mildest to the most severe forms, thirteen times dur ing his less-than-21 year-lifetime.... the thirteenth time was the easiest.... that two pulp magr were delivered to the office of one of the campus leading figures recently....one of them being "Love Stories".... Professor Sumwalt, the man wvith a thousand titles-honors, smokes cigar specially made with his name stamped on the cellophane wrap per.... -Stet ASIDE TO YOU The elderly gentleman wvho pre sented the McKissicks wvith a turkey recently is a Carolina alumnus who hasn't missed an alumni meeting in 50 years. Our red-ribboned-tied bouquet of roses to you ,sir.... Our vote for the sorority wvith the most number of girls to be married from D)ecember 1937 to December 1938 is Pi Beta Phi on Sumter street. Six "sure-fire" win ners are on the "home" stretch nowv S...Parties needing a fourth in bridge or golf should get in touch with S. C. DePass of the journalism school. He's a crack at either.The Joyner-Hodles fistfight of a month ago is now smoothed over wvith "nice words".. By the way, the Columbia Day Book item about the students buying skates to ride to school referred to Atlanta's J. M. 'full Company's chief office boy, Jimmie Joyner, who is being given a room--free of charge-by a nice lady in Shandon who likes his masculine protection. .. .Just dliscoveredl t h a t ORDER N4 ENGRAVE WE FURNISH 11 STYLE OF EN4 ONLY $1.65. These Cards Beautil Socially STATE CO. I 1224 Main Street; A the mit sit) faci dIAMS cot As ' W< Prc when the Toledo boys met at a party hav during Christmas holidays, one of them poi was escorting the blond sorority presi- q dent of a local chapter. mit Stet to IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT in Ed McGrath, fellow publicity shoot- pol er with this columnist, went to see a cou girl in town last night. . . .not a co-ed I ...Sie became indignant. "If you que smooch me again, I tell pa." Not re- tee pulsed, Eddie kissed again. Up the froi steps ran the frightened lass. "Father, met dear Father, coine down to me." In I a few minutes, Eddie saw the lass re- pre turning, with her, her pater, a shiny of new shotgun tucked under his arm. of t Crash went the window panes as Mc- to I Grath absconded, His face would have ing been much redder if lie had heard the the father's remark: "Why, daughter, I foil thought you told me the young man wanted to see the new gun I got at tial Christmas?" Dui -Stet Uni THINGS I NEVER KNEW 'TIL the NOW the Frank Wardlaw of USC News is a timn member of the Euphrosyncan Literary society.... Bill King, czar of the Pal- nai metto AP, once revived The Carolinian, vs campus mag, in a mimeographed form. wh The pub was issued-once... .Charles Euphonistic Lee, ed of this rag, didn't know what the title of my Columneigh- I bor G. S. G. Zuck's was until it was ex plained. Take notice: Rhodes Schol- J arship head and Journ. heaDePass.... l Harper Welborn, the Anderson coun ty chap, who lost his legislature race C because of remarks made in the Clario sket hall, plans a comeback at the next pri- Las' mary....Good luck, pal. .. .Kern Pow- of I ell, C. I. O. attacker with his Pacific to t Pilot, once entered an agreement with the 1 a group of Carolina students to start rcce a Columbia tabloid....now he's gone by and done it himself and with a bang A ....an extra... .and with front page con1 editorials... .he threatens to sue for late libel, instead of being sued... .there's Lay a twist for you, last -Siei- of t CAMPUS BOASTS Mam Andrew "Biguy" Jones swearing Pey that he is the best swimmer in school ....and wanting to wager to that ef fect.... Florence's white hope in en gineering, Joe Campbell, boasting of the way-and' manner-in which he gets around... .Freshman Cone aver ring that he has the largest ears in school... .Doc Wyman still leads with his tootsies....H. Bailey Prince on whipping C. Carson.... R. G. Bell on T. Z. Koo's appearance in these class ic halls. ...Whitey Rawl of gridiron fame on staying "where the people wanted his place of business"....why all the democracy, Whitey'....Ray Bargeron that he was the guy who slapped to the canvas Polattie and Tur ner.... or at least caused their injuries ....Mag Rollins on her new curls on top of her head. - Stet TIPS AND RAPS T Sam Daniel, the state tennis chain- in I pion, didn't quit school. .he is now nar "what can I do for youing" at a local Chi sports store.... A tip to those who ex- was pect Bill Tilden and his tennis troup ciet here. . ..No, my lads, WVm. will not tivii appear in these city limits anymore.... A his troup may be hiere... .Bert Flowv- app ers, after passing with E-E-E-E-Ease, b)y sent his family a box of namesake the flowers...,.he received in answer, a liaii check for $25... .not had.... Catherine T andl Francis still that wvay. .. .Dick thai Little, who has been reported eligible, emr ineligible, eligible. ... is Ineligible. .-- Cor sorry, but there is a sigined statement rent from the registrar's den. .. .and that tepi track team needs a ,'xth-minute man prem with P. Rampey vamoosed.... Perrin - Kennedy, camerace, iiakes a big mis take recently.... he rushed to a scene, reached in the car, got out his camera case... .and found it was empty.... Banjo Smith had borrowed it to t'ake pictures of his frienids.... take our tip,( the best thing that has happened to the administration statT in months is --Flinn Gilland . . ..that man McGrath again boasting lie had 19 jobs in 4 years.tanley Fisher, pride of Wau- 01 keegan, Illini, being pursued by a city damsel. . ..says the 11 9-pounder, "My name iiay be Fisher but I'm nobody's sucker"..C G. Bass, the lad with a newv Packard, didn't play golf yester dlay. .. .hle didn't have any money. . .. "Ask the man who owns it". )W YOUR D CARDSA )0 CARDS ANY RAVING FOR buly Engraved and Correct lOOK STORE dvisory Group. Established ppointment of three members < faculty on the new AdviSory Con tee for the President of the Univei was announced by the latter at ti ilty meeting yesterday. he members are: Prof. W. H. Cal , Chairman; Prof. A. C. Carso: oc. Prof. Wyman L. William dnesday night the faculty electe f. R. C. Johnson and J. E. Copei er to serve with the three men al nted by the president. he general function of this con tee will be to advise the president romotions in rank, as to increasc salary, and as to other matters < cy concerning which he may .wis nsel. ast year President McKissick ri sted the faculty to form a commi composed of one representativ n each rank elected by the facult nbers of that rank. rpon the recommendation o fth sident of th9 University, the Boar Trustees authorized establishmet sat committee which later presente tim a suggested plan for the teacl staff of the University. Part c second section of that plan is a )ws: continuity and security are esser in any plan that may be adoptei ing the last twenty-five years, th versity has had eight changes i Presidency. Various plans fc University have been adopted fror to time only to be changed. Cot ity of policies would be easier t ntain if the prseident had an a< ry committee, the membership c ch changed slowly." -U. S. a. ELDEN YEAR 00K APPEARS ontaining articles and biographica ches written by twelve Universit; r students, the second Year Bool he Selden Society was distribute te members of the Law School an nembers of the South Carolina Ba ntly. The Year Book was edite Sam Rogol. mong other articles the bookie ains biographical sketches of th Benjamin Hodges, professor o at the University until his deatl spring, and of three former Dean he Law School, John Daniel Pope trice Herndon Moore, and Johi re Thomas, Jr. SAM ROGOL he first Year Book was publishe 937 through the efforts of Mr. Bet I Thompson, now a member of th rleston Bar. The present editio published through the Selden Sc y account of the University A( y Fund. third editiotn of the Year Book wi ear during April and will be editel 1-oward Burns, Assistant Editor c present publication along with Wil H. Blackwell. he forewvard to the booklet state the purpose of the book is to Ia 'hasis upon articles dealing wviti stitutional Law because of the cut interest in the constitutional in etations of the United States Su ne Court. PENDABLE TAXI SERVIC] 'HECKER CAB CO. Telephone 2-3311 rR RATES ARE AS LOW AM THE LOWEST Columbia's Preferred Transportation EGIN THE SCHOOL YEAR RIGHT YOU NEED A GOOD FOUNTAIN PEN -We Have -IEAFFER'S - PARKER'S - WATERMAN'S PRICE 62.13 so a Good Cheep Pen for 11.0 and $1.73 Leather Brief Cases 12.75 to 16.00 Leather Note Books 7So to $2.00 YTHING NEEDED IN THE CLASS ROOM THE R. L. BRYAN 00. 1440 MAIN 8TREET VHERE STUDENTS MEET METROPOLITAN CAFE "THE OLD REL.TART.E" Now Air-Conditioned 'Open All Night 520 MaIin St. Phone 7849 Appears ' i i. . t d r IA1 Claire Bruce who will appear t the role of Lade MacBeth in Shals New Service tIs Offered, A classified advertising section re r served for the -use of the students and I faculty members of Carolina will appear for the first time in next week's issue of t The Gamecock. A charge of one cent :: per word with a minimum charge of f twenty cents will be made for each in isertion. If two consecutive insertions c are paid for, the third will be carried ,free of charge. t Ads should .be copied exactly as the student wishes them to appear in the paper, and should be sent along with the money to pay for insertion to The Game cock. Insertions may be sent either through the University post office, or may be dropped through the mail slot in the door of the office in the Student Union Building. Ads unaccompanied by cash remittance will not appear. The section is planned primarily as a barter and exchange column for the stu dent body. Student typist, photographers, artists, those who have old books and clothes they wish to sell, those who have lost things and those who have found them, are all expected to make use of the service. --. s. o. Billy Brooker being chosen by the Phi Kappa Sigmas to represent the lo cal chapter at the southern convention to be held in Atlanta this week-end Bill Taylor, C. G. Bass, and Pete Blackwell will accompany him. -Buy Your d 167lain Brt. whonl ea1t NewuSricaice-Wahn Cas ffredaum lae rEserve for il o h sue S Acut menmes n's Caliaeiappa fo he rtie ind t ee'tsseo Ane aGaeccive argo moe plcet pe o eath a nieumr charet o studnt1wshe them t pr nth pae,A shoul bsealonP1 thth romorrow morrow night in Drayton Hall iu :espeare's famous tragedy. HARMON CALLS FOR LATE DATA All seniors who intend to have pic tures in the Garnet and Black thi year arc requested to turn in all ad ditions to their activities lists to th Garnet and Black this week, it wa stated by Newt Harmon, editor. Various staff members have bees busy this week soliciting these reports but in the event that any seniors ar overlooked by the solicitors, they ar requested to turn in their reports t the Garnet and Black office immediate ly. Students wishing extra copies of th annual may make reservations by pay ing either Harmon or Maxcey Harrel Carolina Life Insurance Co. SELLS A POLICY SUITABLE TO THE NEEDS OF EACH MEMBER OF THE FAMILY Industrial - Old Line "It Is Better To Have It And Not Need It Than To Need It And Not Have It" -e C e - ' in St. THINK OF COLUMBI) Pro< SOLD AT TI BUSINESS Is Essential to Everyone, I Women. Day, Nigi DRAUGHON'S BI 1218 Sumter Street :. Frank W. Lykes, Pres. Mrs. D. T. Faulk COLUM BI SPECIAL RLAT! IF THEY I.EAVE THEIR r. BY 12 O'CLO 1823 Taylor Street Euphradians Install Jordan Frank Jordan, president of theQ phradian society for next semester, w1 inaugurated Tuesday night. The other newly elected officers were also stalled. Mr. Calhoun Thomas of Beaufor and Mr. Olin Sawyer, of Georgetowp spoke at reception Tuesday night, Mr. Thomas is head of the Judiciarr Committee of the House of Represen. tatives. He told of his days at Caro. lina and also he invited students up to the House. Dr. Sawyer gave kn interesting ad dress on the need for young men to study for creative work. Bubba Ness, the outgoing president, gave a short exaugural address stun marizing the work done under his ad. ministration. Frank Jordan was thet inaugurated and otlined the work for this semester. Those elected to membership into the Society were: Paul Sansbry. John McLaughlin, J. B. Purvis B r Perry; while David Aiken and ISong las McKay were reinstated. The query for debate next Tu. day is "Resolved: That the United States Should by Force is Necess Protect her iitizens Abroad." Curri MasArthur will lead the affirmative while James Galloway leads the nega. tive. -o. S. v CAMPUS GROUPS ARE ORGANIZED Planned to run for the next six weeks, discussion groups were orgas ized in the various tenements and fc*. ternities on the University campui. Tuesday night. " "Prevention and cause of crime ia South Carolina" is the topic to be di. cussed in most of the groups. Albert Green has been appointed chairman of the discussion groups for the second semester. Members of the winning groups will be given a free ice cream supper a. the end of the series. -U. A. . son at the Garnet and Black office. Before March 1, the price of the :. nual is $2.50. After that date, the price will be advanced to $3.00. E , A , a SpcalCase MY E ("t *, 0ES LE rm ,. . [E CANTEDAN .t, nd pecaases 06