The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 11, 1938, Page Page Two, Image 2
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BY
DINKY WIL]
CAMPUS NOVELETTE
He's the loaf-slicer in a little niche
joint around the corner. Years ago
less than a dccade'-he was a student
within these walls. Popular, voted the
most likely to succeed. Brilliant.
Three days ago, two University co-eds
discovered the ex-student, bending
over a counter, slicing bread-a Phi
Beta Kappa key dangling from his
chest.
-Stet
NOTES ON THE MARGIN OF A
TEXT BOOK
Dot Platt, the campus cutie who
writes love letters in her journalism
classes, is worrying how she will pay
the three-girl-shared apartment tele
phone bill without writing home.
"OF HUMAN HEARTS" HARRIS
The Greenville lad who won five
grand buckoes by coining the handle,
"Of Human Hearts" was presented
from 'the stage of a local theatre recent
ly. Upon announcing that he would
use the money to go to college, the
extra-large number of U. S. C. stu
dents piped up, "How about Carolina?"
and to make matters on a higher pro
selytismic theme, a group of Sigma
Chi's sitting on a back seat, Bill Boch
man, John Bradley, et al, started shout
ing propositions of "be our brother for
only $50."
Stet
THE CAROLINIAN
Campus-promised-publication, will
feature on its front cover the names,
among others, of Hal Tribble, George
Zuckerman, Charles E. Lee, and Al
Rouslin. A case of Gamecock gone
Carolinian, elh? On paper, the sub
script prices, ad monies and copies
to-be-sold at a dime plus a buffalo each
exactly balance with the bills of nrint
ing, lithographing and just plain
graphing. Rouslin, modest editor, says
"Fifty years from now, they'll look
back and honor me as this mag's first
ed." Our only worry is that the date
of publication has been changed from
the middle of October to November,
to December, to January and now they
say the "blessed event" will wail on
February 15. In dunno.
Stet
AMONG THOSE PLANNED
The co-ed that is saving pennies
jointly with the senior scheduled for
an A. B. dip in June, isn't going to
buy a steak dinner for the two as the
fourth year man imagines-she plans
for a marriage license, payment for the
preacher and a bag of rice-all from
the brownies,
Stet
THOUGHTS WHILE THINKING
John Mercer, nephew of Ted, recent
speaker here, is rated' one of the three
best song writers in the United States
by Irvin Berlin. One of the Savannah
home-town-boy-makes-good's m o s t
popular lyrics is "Lazy Bones".... Bi
ology-famous Hoy eats chocolate candy
bars continually. ...A freshie, name
withheld by special favor, has had
pneumonia, from the mildest to the
most severe forms, thirteen times dur
ing his less-than-21 year-lifetime....
the thirteenth time was the easiest....
that two pulp magr were delivered to
the office of one of the campus leading
figures recently....one of them being
"Love Stories".... Professor Sumwalt,
the man wvith a thousand titles-honors,
smokes cigar specially made with his
name stamped on the cellophane wrap
per....
-Stet
ASIDE TO YOU
The elderly gentleman wvho pre
sented the McKissicks wvith a turkey
recently is a Carolina alumnus who
hasn't missed an alumni meeting in 50
years. Our red-ribboned-tied bouquet
of roses to you ,sir.... Our vote for
the sorority wvith the most number of
girls to be married from D)ecember
1937 to December 1938 is Pi Beta Phi
on Sumter street. Six "sure-fire" win
ners are on the "home" stretch nowv
S...Parties needing a fourth in bridge
or golf should get in touch with S. C.
DePass of the journalism school. He's
a crack at either.The Joyner-Hodles
fistfight of a month ago is now
smoothed over wvith "nice words"..
By the way, the Columbia Day Book
item about the students buying skates
to ride to school referred to Atlanta's
J. M. 'full Company's chief office boy,
Jimmie Joyner, who is being given a
room--free of charge-by a nice lady
in Shandon who likes his masculine
protection. .. .Just dliscoveredl t h a t
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when the Toledo boys met at a party hav
during Christmas holidays, one of them poi
was escorting the blond sorority presi- q
dent of a local chapter. mit
Stet to
IT HAPPENED ONE NIGHT in
Ed McGrath, fellow publicity shoot- pol
er with this columnist, went to see a cou
girl in town last night. . . .not a co-ed I
...Sie became indignant. "If you que
smooch me again, I tell pa." Not re- tee
pulsed, Eddie kissed again. Up the froi
steps ran the frightened lass. "Father, met
dear Father, coine down to me." In I
a few minutes, Eddie saw the lass re- pre
turning, with her, her pater, a shiny of
new shotgun tucked under his arm. of t
Crash went the window panes as Mc- to I
Grath absconded, His face would have ing
been much redder if lie had heard the the
father's remark: "Why, daughter, I foil
thought you told me the young man
wanted to see the new gun I got at tial
Christmas?" Dui
-Stet Uni
THINGS I NEVER KNEW 'TIL the
NOW the
Frank Wardlaw of USC News is a timn
member of the Euphrosyncan Literary
society.... Bill King, czar of the Pal- nai
metto AP, once revived The Carolinian, vs
campus mag, in a mimeographed form. wh
The pub was issued-once... .Charles
Euphonistic Lee, ed of this rag, didn't
know what the title of my Columneigh- I
bor G. S. G. Zuck's was until it was ex
plained. Take notice: Rhodes Schol- J
arship head and Journ. heaDePass.... l
Harper Welborn, the Anderson coun
ty chap, who lost his legislature race C
because of remarks made in the Clario sket
hall, plans a comeback at the next pri- Las'
mary....Good luck, pal. .. .Kern Pow- of I
ell, C. I. O. attacker with his Pacific to t
Pilot, once entered an agreement with the 1
a group of Carolina students to start rcce
a Columbia tabloid....now he's gone by
and done it himself and with a bang A
....an extra... .and with front page con1
editorials... .he threatens to sue for late
libel, instead of being sued... .there's Lay
a twist for you, last
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CAMPUS BOASTS Mam
Andrew "Biguy" Jones swearing Pey
that he is the best swimmer in school
....and wanting to wager to that ef
fect.... Florence's white hope in en
gineering, Joe Campbell, boasting of
the way-and' manner-in which he
gets around... .Freshman Cone aver
ring that he has the largest ears in
school... .Doc Wyman still leads with
his tootsies....H. Bailey Prince on
whipping C. Carson.... R. G. Bell on
T. Z. Koo's appearance in these class
ic halls. ...Whitey Rawl of gridiron
fame on staying "where the people
wanted his place of business"....why
all the democracy, Whitey'....Ray
Bargeron that he was the guy who
slapped to the canvas Polattie and Tur
ner.... or at least caused their injuries
....Mag Rollins on her new curls on
top of her head.
- Stet
TIPS AND RAPS T
Sam Daniel, the state tennis chain- in I
pion, didn't quit school. .he is now nar
"what can I do for youing" at a local Chi
sports store.... A tip to those who ex- was
pect Bill Tilden and his tennis troup ciet
here. . ..No, my lads, WVm. will not tivii
appear in these city limits anymore.... A
his troup may be hiere... .Bert Flowv- app
ers, after passing with E-E-E-E-Ease, b)y
sent his family a box of namesake the
flowers...,.he received in answer, a liaii
check for $25... .not had.... Catherine T
andl Francis still that wvay. .. .Dick thai
Little, who has been reported eligible, emr
ineligible, eligible. ... is Ineligible. .-- Cor
sorry, but there is a sigined statement rent
from the registrar's den. .. .and that tepi
track team needs a ,'xth-minute man prem
with P. Rampey vamoosed.... Perrin -
Kennedy, camerace, iiakes a big mis
take recently.... he rushed to a scene,
reached in the car, got out his camera
case... .and found it was empty....
Banjo Smith had borrowed it to t'ake
pictures of his frienids.... take our tip,(
the best thing that has happened to
the administration statT in months is
--Flinn Gilland . . ..that man McGrath
again boasting lie had 19 jobs in 4
years.tanley Fisher, pride of Wau- 01
keegan, Illini, being pursued by a city
damsel. . ..says the 11 9-pounder, "My
name iiay be Fisher but I'm nobody's
sucker"..C G. Bass, the lad with a
newv Packard, didn't play golf yester
dlay. .. .hle didn't have any money. . ..
"Ask the man who owns it".
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dvisory Group.
Established
ppointment of three members <
faculty on the new AdviSory Con
tee for the President of the Univei
was announced by the latter at ti
ilty meeting yesterday.
he members are: Prof. W. H. Cal
, Chairman; Prof. A. C. Carso:
oc. Prof. Wyman L. William
dnesday night the faculty electe
f. R. C. Johnson and J. E. Copei
er to serve with the three men al
nted by the president.
he general function of this con
tee will be to advise the president
romotions in rank, as to increasc
salary, and as to other matters <
cy concerning which he may .wis
nsel.
ast year President McKissick ri
sted the faculty to form a commi
composed of one representativ
n each rank elected by the facult
nbers of that rank.
rpon the recommendation o fth
sident of th9 University, the Boar
Trustees authorized establishmet
sat committee which later presente
tim a suggested plan for the teacl
staff of the University. Part c
second section of that plan is a
)ws:
continuity and security are esser
in any plan that may be adoptei
ing the last twenty-five years, th
versity has had eight changes i
Presidency. Various plans fc
University have been adopted fror
to time only to be changed. Cot
ity of policies would be easier t
ntain if the prseident had an a<
ry committee, the membership c
ch changed slowly."
-U. S. a.
ELDEN YEAR
00K APPEARS
ontaining articles and biographica
ches written by twelve Universit;
r students, the second Year Bool
he Selden Society was distribute
te members of the Law School an
nembers of the South Carolina Ba
ntly. The Year Book was edite
Sam Rogol.
mong other articles the bookie
ains biographical sketches of th
Benjamin Hodges, professor o
at the University until his deatl
spring, and of three former Dean
he Law School, John Daniel Pope
trice Herndon Moore, and Johi
re Thomas, Jr.
SAM ROGOL
he first Year Book was publishe
937 through the efforts of Mr. Bet
I Thompson, now a member of th
rleston Bar. The present editio
published through the Selden Sc
y account of the University A(
y Fund.
third editiotn of the Year Book wi
ear during April and will be editel
1-oward Burns, Assistant Editor c
present publication along with Wil
H. Blackwell.
he forewvard to the booklet state
the purpose of the book is to Ia
'hasis upon articles dealing wviti
stitutional Law because of the cut
interest in the constitutional in
etations of the United States Su
ne Court.
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New Service
tIs Offered,
A classified advertising section re
r served for the -use of the students and
I faculty members of Carolina will appear
for the first time in next week's issue of
t The Gamecock. A charge of one cent
:: per word with a minimum charge of
f twenty cents will be made for each in
isertion. If two consecutive insertions
c are paid for, the third will be carried
,free of charge.
t Ads should .be copied exactly as the
student wishes them to appear in the
paper, and should be sent along with the
money to pay for insertion to The Game
cock. Insertions may be sent either
through the University post office, or
may be dropped through the mail slot in
the door of the office in the Student
Union Building. Ads unaccompanied by
cash remittance will not appear.
The section is planned primarily as a
barter and exchange column for the stu
dent body. Student typist, photographers,
artists, those who have old books and
clothes they wish to sell, those who have
lost things and those who have found
them, are all expected to make use of
the service.
--. s. o.
Billy Brooker being chosen by the
Phi Kappa Sigmas to represent the lo
cal chapter at the southern convention
to be held in Atlanta this week-end Bill
Taylor, C. G. Bass, and Pete Blackwell
will accompany him.
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FOR LATE DATA
All seniors who intend to have pic
tures in the Garnet and Black thi
year arc requested to turn in all ad
ditions to their activities lists to th
Garnet and Black this week, it wa
stated by Newt Harmon, editor.
Various staff members have bees
busy this week soliciting these reports
but in the event that any seniors ar
overlooked by the solicitors, they ar
requested to turn in their reports t
the Garnet and Black office immediate
ly.
Students wishing extra copies of th
annual may make reservations by pay
ing either Harmon or Maxcey Harrel
Carolina Life
Insurance Co.
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Euphradians
Install Jordan
Frank Jordan, president of theQ
phradian society for next semester, w1
inaugurated Tuesday night. The other
newly elected officers were also
stalled.
Mr. Calhoun Thomas of Beaufor
and Mr. Olin Sawyer, of Georgetowp
spoke at reception Tuesday night,
Mr. Thomas is head of the Judiciarr
Committee of the House of Represen.
tatives. He told of his days at Caro.
lina and also he invited students up to
the House.
Dr. Sawyer gave kn interesting ad
dress on the need for young men to
study for creative work.
Bubba Ness, the outgoing president,
gave a short exaugural address stun
marizing the work done under his ad.
ministration. Frank Jordan was thet
inaugurated and otlined the work for
this semester.
Those elected to membership into
the Society were: Paul Sansbry.
John McLaughlin, J. B. Purvis B r
Perry; while David Aiken and ISong
las McKay were reinstated.
The query for debate next Tu.
day is "Resolved: That the United
States Should by Force is Necess
Protect her iitizens Abroad." Curri
MasArthur will lead the affirmative
while James Galloway leads the nega.
tive.
-o. S. v
CAMPUS GROUPS
ARE ORGANIZED
Planned to run for the next six
weeks, discussion groups were orgas
ized in the various tenements and fc*.
ternities on the University campui.
Tuesday night. "
"Prevention and cause of crime ia
South Carolina" is the topic to be di.
cussed in most of the groups.
Albert Green has been appointed
chairman of the discussion groups for
the second semester.
Members of the winning groups will
be given a free ice cream supper a.
the end of the series.
-U. A. .
son at the Garnet and Black office.
Before March 1, the price of the :.
nual is $2.50. After that date, the
price will be advanced to $3.00.
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