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Muscl On Other State English prof making his class sing lullabies?most classes don't need anything to aid their slumber... .How did Joe Shinn get back home after having been left in Spartanburg? "Chick" Brown explaining that he wore that violent red tie to keep people from noticing his black eye, acquired on the Birmingham trip....Lois Turnbull coming into a commerce class the day after the Thanksgiving holiday with a dirty face, explaining that she got it by coming through a forest fire, and hadn't had time to wash. Who says the Extension Building isn't haunted? Pale faces were peering in the upstairs windows Wednesday night. Is the ghost of Daniel Webster still roaming around on the roof? We also hear that the two columnists who each week cut each other's throats in the Gamecock were bosom friends on the Birmingham trip. Dr. Babcock sending a co-ed to Colonel McKissick to borrow a piece of chalk to draw a nose... .Dutch Willard acting modest about his chances for making the all-Intermural Football team Professor Wagner, we hear, only made Incomplete on a 1 course he has under Dr. Wauchope.... Good example, and all that sort of thing. The latest freshman story: It seems one freshman, a trifle drunk, climbed the large Christmas tree in front of the State House, and got entangled in the boughs. A cop, coming along, demanded what he was doing. Officer, I'm lost in an impregnable forest." Freddy Rogers and Dot Wilson eatC No {tS Copyright, 1033, Tha ' American Tobacco K &i; Company. ^ || i * in' In I Press Practices ing chocolate on* Main street, while waiting to see Santa Claus.... The Gamecock mascot, we hear, was lost on the Birmingham trip. Wonder if Curran Hughey ever got I to Yurrrp?.... Jus Jones had a good < time too....Good cheering at the ] game, from all accounts... .And Cecil Abrams was there. Doug Sturkie looking elated after having seen Jean Harlowe.... Staff ] member saying he'd lots rather see t Jean Harlowe any day than Santa ? Claus. I A certain Gamecock assistant ram- < bling around and finally finding a picture of Ed Nevergold and saying that 1 she knew someone who would like to have it....A group of Carolina stu- ! dents watching Santa Claus conic into i town....Two of whom wanted to sketch him....The British Are Com- i ing! So is old John Barleycorn! < Co-eds taking clogging. Co-ed saying that she didn't like to 1 wear an attractive hat because people | always looked at the hat instead of ; its wearer.... Who docs this sound like? Several years ago a University pro- | fessor was travelling on a train. A man sat next to him and inquired, "What is your line, stranger?" The | reply was, "I sell the most important commodity in the world, but I carry 110 samples whatever." Asked to explain, he continued, "My line is sell- , ing education. I am a -teacher." And j the prof, was Dr. J. A. Stoddard. 1 Is this the truth? John Bchling is 1 so modest that he turns his girl's pic- . turc the other way when he starts to ^undress. ... Confirmed old roue, re- 1 Omjj Loos ^ ^ A tobacco* Always tkef lating this, declared that he recalled vividly,one occasion when he returned home drunk, and found his girl's picture staring reproachfully at him. Notices placed here and yon over the campus, in LcConte and the Canteen particularly, "Knox loves Maxine"... .Football being the subject of a wild argument in English class,, the professor maintaining that they were a group of underpaid, hard-working boys-just-trying-to-get-along. ...Hint of the Colonel's lurid past, funny papers found in his desk drawer. Close harmony in the University High cafeteria, Chick Brown, Dutch Willard, and an Amato singing Old Lang Syne.... Prominent young poliician seen on Main street Sunday night stuffing his pockets with marshmallows Dr. Wyrtian Williams going to class with a monkey-wrench.... Doesn't stand for any monkey business, that man. Four gray cats, apparently representing four generations, sitting in iront of Frank Durham's hotise.... Nlitchcll Morse gnawing a doughnut and surveying the art exhibit in the Education building. Katherine Graham, listening with l>atcd breath to a high-powered campus politician... ."Don't believe all you hear," said grandmother to Little Red Riding Hood. Also in Hi-l.ifc, some baseball poetry that rivals that produced by Nelson Fortson Ain't literature swell?... .Tracy Schnelling looking guilty, or if lie isn't, he should Prank Gibbcs going in for Garnet and Black subscriptions. Reba Quattlebaum complaining that she isn't allowed to 'draw anything in line arts except still life and casts.... Complaints heard from all sides about .lie lack of a Gamecock last week.... It's nice to be appreciated. Rumor of a class club to be started jy Dr. Robert Bass....We suggest for LOT PACI jf JT ? leZZeJ eEnt \ WHY LI Open 20 cig: tell on* round, choice inert ttorkmumskift ALWAYS Lucktopleas* f # Students Get Special b Rate For New Play e ? B Special prices will be given students n of the University of South Carolina d for the Town Theater's production of Julius Caesar, which opens Tuesday. a Groups of five students Mil he ad- __ niitted for 50 cents per student to the ? evening performances' Tuesday, Wed- T nesday, Thursday and Friday. Stu- | dents will be admitted to the Saturday j matinee for 50 cents each. membership, Earl Clary, Bud Alex- j ander, and Harold Mauney. Prominent young journalist receiv- J ing compliments on his story in The | State of how the ceiling fell in Dr. j Babcock's office Current gossip I being that Doctor Baker declared, | upon reading it, "Isn't that just like J Babcock? No one but Babcock I could have written that." . Professor Keith entering classroom j just as this passage was translated, | "lip popped the devil amid smoke and j fire". Why have the S. A. E-'s moved? J Rumor that there is an excellent story behind that, if it could only be printed | Dutch Willard saying that the new j mascot was a true Gamecock, living I j in a coop with twenty hens Which | has an off-color tinge to us, or may- j be we're only evil-minded. Freshman telling his idea of something that should be in Musclin In.... I Co-ed cutting a class because she j thought the prof, was going to spring j a quiz, then the latter calling the roll ( and letting the class out How's j your sense of humor? J Another freshman having his father s j car at Clariosophic meeting Tuesday, | then forgetting all about it, and going | to bed leaving the car parked His j father later wandering around looking 1 for it. SED Jfl Is TGKIES ARC! S< a pack of Luckies and lay the arettcs sicle by side. You can't e from another. 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