The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, December 08, 1933, Page Page Eight, Image 8
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English prof making his class sing
lullabies?most classes don't need anything
to aid their slumber... .How did
Joe Shinn get back home after having
been left in Spartanburg?
"Chick" Brown explaining that he
wore that violent red tie to keep people
from noticing his black eye, acquired
on the Birmingham trip....Lois Turnbull
coming into a commerce class the
day after the Thanksgiving holiday
with a dirty face, explaining that she
got it by coming through a forest fire,
and hadn't had time to wash.
Who says the Extension Building
isn't haunted? Pale faces were peering
in the upstairs windows Wednesday
night. Is the ghost of Daniel
Webster still roaming around on the
roof?
We also hear that the two columnists
who each week cut each other's
throats in the Gamecock were bosom
friends on the Birmingham trip.
Dr. Babcock sending a co-ed to
Colonel McKissick to borrow a piece
of chalk to draw a nose... .Dutch Willard
acting modest about his chances
for making the all-Intermural Football
team Professor Wagner, we
hear, only made Incomplete on a
1 course he has under Dr. Wauchope....
Good example, and all that sort of
thing.
The latest freshman story: It seems
one freshman, a trifle drunk, climbed
the large Christmas tree in front of
the State House, and got entangled in
the boughs. A cop, coming along,
demanded what he was doing. Officer,
I'm lost in an impregnable
forest."
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ing chocolate on* Main street, while
waiting to see Santa Claus.... The
Gamecock mascot, we hear, was lost
on the Birmingham trip.
Wonder if Curran Hughey ever got I
to Yurrrp?.... Jus Jones had a good <
time too....Good cheering at the ]
game, from all accounts... .And Cecil
Abrams was there.
Doug Sturkie looking elated after
having seen Jean Harlowe.... Staff ]
member saying he'd lots rather see t
Jean Harlowe any day than Santa ?
Claus. I
A certain Gamecock assistant ram- <
bling around and finally finding a picture
of Ed Nevergold and saying that 1
she knew someone who would like to
have it....A group of Carolina stu- !
dents watching Santa Claus conic into i
town....Two of whom wanted to
sketch him....The British Are Com- i
ing! So is old John Barleycorn! <
Co-eds taking clogging.
Co-ed saying that she didn't like to 1
wear an attractive hat because people |
always looked at the hat instead of ;
its wearer.... Who docs this sound
like?
Several years ago a University pro- |
fessor was travelling on a train. A
man sat next to him and inquired, "What
is your line, stranger?" The |
reply was, "I sell the most important
commodity in the world, but I carry
110 samples whatever." Asked to explain,
he continued, "My line is sell- ,
ing education. I am a -teacher." And j
the prof, was Dr. J. A. Stoddard. 1
Is this the truth? John Bchling is 1
so modest that he turns his girl's pic- .
turc the other way when he starts to
^undress. ... Confirmed old roue, re- 1
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lating this, declared that he recalled
vividly,one occasion when he returned
home drunk, and found his girl's picture
staring reproachfully at him.
Notices placed here and yon over
the campus, in LcConte and the Canteen
particularly, "Knox loves Maxine"...
.Football being the subject of
a wild argument in English class,, the
professor maintaining that they were
a group of underpaid, hard-working
boys-just-trying-to-get-along. ...Hint
of the Colonel's lurid past, funny
papers found in his desk drawer.
Close harmony in the University
High cafeteria, Chick Brown, Dutch
Willard, and an Amato singing Old
Lang Syne.... Prominent young poliician
seen on Main street Sunday night
stuffing his pockets with marshmallows
Dr. Wyrtian Williams going
to class with a monkey-wrench....
Doesn't stand for any monkey business,
that man.
Four gray cats, apparently representing
four generations, sitting in
iront of Frank Durham's hotise....
Nlitchcll Morse gnawing a doughnut
and surveying the art exhibit in the
Education building.
Katherine Graham, listening with
l>atcd breath to a high-powered campus
politician... ."Don't believe all
you hear," said grandmother to Little
Red Riding Hood.
Also in Hi-l.ifc, some baseball
poetry that rivals that produced by
Nelson Fortson Ain't literature
swell?... .Tracy Schnelling looking
guilty, or if lie isn't, he should
Prank Gibbcs going in for Garnet and
Black subscriptions.
Reba Quattlebaum complaining that
she isn't allowed to 'draw anything in
line arts except still life and casts....
Complaints heard from all sides about
.lie lack of a Gamecock last week....
It's nice to be appreciated.
Rumor of a class club to be started
jy Dr. Robert Bass....We suggest for
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Special prices will be given students n
of the University of South Carolina d
for the Town Theater's production of
Julius Caesar, which opens Tuesday. a
Groups of five students Mil he ad- __
niitted for 50 cents per student to the ?
evening performances' Tuesday, Wed- T
nesday, Thursday and Friday. Stu- |
dents will be admitted to the Saturday j
matinee for 50 cents each.
membership, Earl Clary, Bud Alex- j
ander, and Harold Mauney.
Prominent young journalist receiv- J
ing compliments on his story in The |
State of how the ceiling fell in Dr. j
Babcock's office Current gossip I
being that Doctor Baker declared, |
upon reading it, "Isn't that just like J
Babcock? No one but Babcock I
could have written that."
. Professor Keith entering classroom j
just as this passage was translated, |
"lip popped the devil amid smoke and j
fire".
Why have the S. A. E-'s moved? J
Rumor that there is an excellent story
behind that, if it could only be printed |
Dutch Willard saying that the new j
mascot was a true Gamecock, living I j
in a coop with twenty hens Which |
has an off-color tinge to us, or may- j
be we're only evil-minded.
Freshman telling his idea of something
that should be in Musclin In.... I
Co-ed cutting a class because she j
thought the prof, was going to spring j
a quiz, then the latter calling the roll (
and letting the class out How's j
your sense of humor? J
Another freshman having his father s j
car at Clariosophic meeting Tuesday, |
then forgetting all about it, and going |
to bed leaving the car parked His j
father later wandering around looking 1
for it.
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Phi Sigs apparently attending th<
roadcast Sunday night in a body..,,
>clta Zctas Amelia Deschamps anc
etty Barnett being coy about theii
ew pins... .Sigma Kappas receiving
onations from kind-hearted, friend:
>r their new radio... .How's that foi
Pan-Hellenic paragraph?
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