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1 Exchange Comments W-?-??J Dear girls! You should see the new "Gamecock." Why?bless my soul?it's grown from a mere chick to a ^ull size rooster I It is now a six-column publication instead of a* five, and the length of the page has been extended three J inches. We like your new feathers, Mr. Gameedek, and fdways like to see you sitting 1 on our fence 1 ?The Johnsonian. Thank you, ladies, we would much rather sit on your fence than roost at home. We will try not to ruffle our feathers. "American Girls So Quick," say Chinese Student?This is a headline from the Wcslcyan Watchtower. At first sight wex thought this quaint young chinee had the low down on our girls, but reading further we found ?that she was referring to ability to learn quick. WHY TEACHERS GET MARRIED 7 * J>. What are glaciers? Guys what fix windows when th^y are broken. What is a peninsula? A bird that lives on icebergs. What is a volcano? A mountain with a hole in the top; if you look down you can see the creator smoking. Why does a dog hang out his tongue when running? To balance its tail. Whjjit is steel wool? The fleece of a hydraulic ram. What are the Christian nations? Those that use cuss words. ' , What is etiquette? Saying, "No, thank you," when you mean "gimme." ?Old Gold and Black. u. 8. c. SEWANEE ENRICHED During ttfe summer Sewanee received donations from alumni amountfng to nearly a million dollars. One gift was of $20,000 and another was of $500,000. <2 Carolina alumni have made gifts to ^ the University amounting to a good bit 0 in money, but they are all disguised as - football players?and. they won't even to build them a handsome, comfortable star? dium to play in. cS , u*8*c^ TWIN GIRLS TAKE CIVIL EXAM 3 AND TURN IN IDENTICAL PAPERS BUT DO NOT CHEAT Jonesboro, Ark.?Two co-eds at the Arkansas State College iTere, who happen to be twins, recently presented the United States Civil Service Department a perplexing problem, which was ironed out only when the co-eds' professors came to their support. The twins, Letha and Leton Adams, took a civil service examination. When their papers were graded there came back from Uncle Sam a letter, stating that there was "obvious evidence of copying in the examination papers," and tha^ the twins were barred forever from again taking a civil service examGAMECOCKS! THE COLL A Shop for Ca College Nov Stationery. Toilet J j 1008 Sumter I . ThellPlai | Florsheimi Shoe m . NEWFAL i + I . FLORSHEIMS? ' ' FRIENDLY FIV I ? V GOOD PROGRAM BY Jl "Y" SUNDAY NIGHT 1 Doctor Guilds Speaks To Small Crowd; Special Music Rendered > " Last Sunday night the Y. M. C. A. gave a very interesting program in the ^ Chapel to a small crowd of students. The meeting was in charge of Frank Bos- " tick and John White. ' - ! Due to the illness of Prof. Lawton, Dr. Guilds of Columbia College lectured to those present on the subject "No Man Succeeds Unless He Does More Than fn His Share." He stressed the fact that h; man ;jcts out of life just what he puts tl into it. He also used football playing as ai an example of success because in the finish of the game the score is just as r( great as the amqunt .of effort put into is it by the players. This he stated holds p, true for Christian living. ' 'f After this speech Miss Beth Carson ii rendered several solos, being accompanied tl at the piano by Miss Elizabeth Linsday. Mr. Bell gave a brief talk and the meet- B ing was closed with the Lord's Prayer. g ??u. s. c.- x ? CONCEIT DENOUNCED BY a JOHN M. THOMAS V a New Brunswick, N. J.?(IP)?The ? 200,000 or more men and women who are ^ entering college for the first time this fall were advised to "leave their conceit at home," when Dr. John M. Thomas, a. president of Rutgers University, ad- 11 dressed them over a nationwide radio v hook-up. . i \ "Conceit in any society or group is not the way to popularity," he said, "least ^ of all on the college campus. It is better to keep still about one's merits and achievements, and better still entirely to forget . them." X 1 g "In every college -one starts, frony scratch, and it is wise not to scramble to the first row when the Freshman picture is taken. Merit, ability and powers of leadership find their just recognition as surely and as properly on an Amerir can college campus as in any place in the world. "Tailor^ and haberdashers can help very little in that process, and a tongue too well lubricated is a great handicap." ?Ycllrnv Jackct. ination. The girls reported the matter to college authorities, who immediately filed a protest with the civil service authorities. Their professors reported that there was , not a possible chajice that the girls had cheated. The instructors said that the. girls' minds just naturally run in the same channels; that as one thinks the other thinks. In college examinations they said the girls turn in almost identical papers. Therefore it was contended, Uncle Sam shouldn't bar the twins just because they think alike. Moral: Don't cheat unless you arc twins. BEAT L. S. U.! EGE SHOP rolina Students elties?Soda -?Pennants Articles Phone 9283 laww 1 / H ' L STYLES -tXCost Styles $10 E?Jlll Styles $5 * . I HWEKSSW- ( 1 * KEASURER TELLS 1 AMOUNT DERIVED , BY STUDENT FEES fET $7,000 FOR ATHLETICS 3 Garnet And Bl&ck" Receives a Second Largest Amount; "Y's" c Also Given Large Sums t Latest figures from the treasurer's of- A ce reveal that a total of 1,490 students 1 ave paid their student activity fee for is semester to date. Of this number 987 c re men and 503 are women. f The total sum derived from the fee, i icently increased to $12.50 each semester, ( $18,625. Of this amount the greatest < ortion goes to athletics, $7,450 in all. < his is more than athletics has received s i the past, due to the fact that a part of ] le increase was for that purpose. s $3,725 will go to the Garnet and 1 'lack. In return each student will be 1 iven a copy of the annual in June with- ' ut any additional charges. This is also 1 new innovation. i The Y. M. C. A. will receive $987 I nd. the Y. W. C. A. $503, the former etting one dollar from each mam and the i*ter one dollar from each woman paying le fee. The rest of the student activity fee is pportioned among other University acvities, in the proportions carried in last reek's issue. u. s. c. 1 A Scotchman went to see "H,old Everyliing" because, as he said, he wanted 3 see how to do it. The laziest guy in the world is the ellow who hires a caddy on a miniature olf course. Thirty thoi welcoming shouts as he steps t< . . ..the idol of them all. Ball Ball two!... and cr-r-ack! he's it again. Popularity to fce lasting be deserved. fc &9H v i / jMKjg Chesterfield Cigarettes an man Liggett & Mybrs Toba v t. >} ,,-Viv ' ,'< '"*y?' y'<'Wity Hu RELIGIOUS WEEK BE IN NOVEMBER 3r. W. D. Weatherford, Promi- I nent Religious Worker, . V To Speak Dr. W. D. Weatherford, for nineteen fears the student secretary for the >?uth for the nationa'l Y. M. C. A. work md at present president of the Southern Y | Graduate School, has accepted he invitation to be the principal peaker for Religious Kmphasis week vhich will be here during the middle of November. Dr. Weatherford is the man who >riginated the idea of Blue Ridge Conerence Ground and it is due to his vis011 and hard work that the beautiful jrounds at Blue Ridge have been se:ured and buildings built. He is the luthor of a number of books for college itudents along religious and social lines. He is a speaker of renown and has spoken in every college of the South md many in the United States, besides (laving traveled in nearly every country in the globe in "Y" work. Further announcements in regard to Religious Emphasis week will be made later. ? STUD Let Us Place Your Best Gir for a Copy of The G She'd Ap Subscription f Make All Checks Payc Checks Receivable I MV- ' \y : ; j>.% VA\ v ?' LITERARY SORORITY HOLDS FIRST MEET / ^ NEW PRESIDENT PRESIDES Sorority Plans To Offer Annual Prize For Best Literary Work of Year Chi Delta Phi, national literary sorority, met Friday afternoon for the first time this year at the home of Dorothy Penland, the new president. The meeting was purely business. The office of treasurer was created, to which duty Bobbie Ellsworth was elected. The by-laws of the club were discussed, and a committee, composed of Mrs. N. T. Hammct and Mrs. G. Flavie Cooper, Jr., was appointed to. devise additions concerning elections, membership and voting. The sorority plans to offer a prize of ten dollars annually for the best work submitted by a member, alternating short story and poetry. Invitations to become honorary members have been extended to Julia Pcterkin, Mrs. O. L. Keith, Mrs. Frances Bradley, Mrs. Julius Taylor, and Mrs. Harry E. Davis. >ENTS ? Ps Name on the Mailing List rAMECOCK Each Issue preciate It or Year, $1.50 ible to The Gamecock nj Business Manager \ h ' *>. 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