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Wins Contest HANDSOMEST HAN POSES B9BHX| ' ' I ? ' w :i'':y:' : 'i r *, ? ,</ - m^v B r 9^-*fl BUSTERY MATTHEWS Bustcry Matthews, jovial blond beauty of Carolina, came first in a contest for the handsomest man. He will pose in the nude as Cupid, and Leslie Thrasher plans to use his pictures on the cover of License, new five cent magazine. A semi-bald head, well-rounded tummy, and plump figure are Mr. Matthew's qualifications as Cupid. He once attended the Philadelphia Barbers School, but is a renegade to his profession. He belonx to Assa E., very social fraternity. "The House of Quality" The R. L. Bryan Company Binding, Office Furniture And Specialties COLUMBIA, S. C. Books Stationery Printing - 11 The Gamecocks were made ga: while in training. All can't a good physical condition if ing our Pasteurized Milk. Columbi* 917 Main St. We welcome ; MOONEY'S D Carolina trade al Gervais Street r CAPITAL err 1119 Gerv Specialists in Dress [ ONE DA' UNIVERSITY CO-O FORMERLY T Operated for the Students Body. All Profits go into If we have 'nt what you wax "The Center o: SHOE RE 20% OFF To Stude 4 GUARANTEE V, Phon. U. 8706 SANDIFER If The Best In T WEE SuI?b $35 up 10% Discount 1227 Hampton Street ? FOUR COLLEGES ABE UNITED (Continued from Page 1) get down there with them co-heds," says Joe Guyon, Clemson coach and noted ladies' man. "Up here we have to live alone, like shepherds with our cows and sheepses." The cow barns recently torn down behind Burney College will be rebuilt for use as laboratories by the new department of "Agriculture 1 Horticulture!" etc. Davis, LeConte, and Sloan Colleges, all classroom buildings will be razed to make room for a gigantic football field. It is expected by Knute Rockne, new coach, that Amalgamated Clemson will have 1,200 men on its football squad when the 1930 season opens. Nice white cow's milk will take placc of the nasty corn liquor which Carolina students used to drink, unless Cold L. Freasc, new president, refuses permission for personal reasons. U.B.O. jf DOUGLAS DIVES b (Continued From Page 1) o> his $1,000 at all costs. He got it, but hi took a severe ducking, almost a goos- T ing. pi "We just managed to save him by ? a shoe-string," commented Senator Rogers. Clad in his dripping bathing suit, he patted his central rotunda in glee at the exploit. His heroic pate g shone like bronze in the morning sun. Lily-white Shcaly explained the presence of the tank, saying it was placed '5" at the entrance and filled with ice- V water to cool and sober overheated J* legislators. "I frequently take a swim '/ myself," he said. X Friend: What is your son's average income? V Mr. Hogan: About one A. M. I ROSE MARY TEA f ROOM I We are fully prepared to g X handle all Banquets I K and Parties g Over Wingfields Phone 3207 I me by using Pasteurized Milk |S make the football team?but V i an asset. Get one, by us- ! i Dairies Phone 6549 ? you always to \w >RUG STORE t ways appreciated V Back of Columbia Theatre X Y LAUNDRY III ais Street !? Shirts and Collars !j 5T WORK PERATIVE STORE | HE CANTEEN jl and Owned by the Student ? Student Activities Fund. it, tell us and we will get it. ^ t the Campus" <S PAIRING j? nts Only 20% OFF MTH EVERY JOB '5 & EPTING Atiombly III 4 ailored Olothes ' (BBR | for Students and Professors Phone 6058 Disputed Picture Doubt has been expressed concernlg the above picture. Members of le staff believe it to be that of Simon, urney college janitor who was misiken for a baboon and shot, while thers declare it is Wee Willy Dean, irector of the Tomato Players, with is curtain-like mustache shaved off. wo cents reward for solving picture lizzie. Babcock: Want a ride, girlie? Girlie: That depends on how far you o, up this way. | How to Pre^ I Fooler j ; $ in Style or Qual | ?; Select your ?: from our large | New Collej | $30 - $: J Style Headqut CLAUDE R. DUNBARSSG8G8G8G8G8CSG80808G8C8S CO-EDS LAUNCH NEW STYUS WAR SCISSORS SEVER SKIRTS Dauntless Females Fight Dictates Of Paris For Sake Of Men Rebelling against the dictates of Parisian designers, the co-eds held a meeting Thursday afternoon in the Women's Building for the purpose of sutting off their long skirts. Hazel Brewer called the meeting to order and stated the purpose of the assemblage in an impressive and feeling speech. "I find," she said, "that long dresses get caught in my heels and wipe up the steps. Furthermore long skirts don't attract as much attention from the men as the short ones do. Therefore I say, let's use scissors." Gillette Tolbert backed up Hazel's opinion with an outline for a campaign against long skirts. After an excited discussion the girls rushed to their rooms and returned with all their long dresses. They passed a resolution that no girl should wear skirts longer than one inch above the knee. This was accomplanied by barbaric yells and loud snipping of scissors. Skirts were hemmed up or whacked off and the meeting broke up after the reciting of the new campaign motto: "UP WITH THE SKIRTS." pent Being d This April | ity? | Spring Suit $f assortment of jxi Tweeds | *5 - $40 | z/atam Jj irters for Men % -Campus Representative !^! 8C8S8C8C808S8S808G8S8C83R | SOCIAL WHIRL I W^Br iMlfnrw 9Bh TRI-SNOOTA, leading sorority, holds afternoon tea and croquet match. The party is making whoopee in front of Old Folks' Home. Harriet Whitaker, presidentist, is fifth from left in front row, disguised as ostrich feather. W. W. Jones was omitted by accident only, having gone off with Jessie Coleman to wash his neck. 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