University of South Carolina Libraries
CONFERENCE OF METHODISTS HERE WELDON MADE PRESIDENT Students From Various Colleges Of State To Attend Meeting Representatives from practically all of the colleges in the state met Sunday afternoon at Washington Street Church to make plans for the Methodist Students' Conference to be held in Columbia from Feb. 28 to March 2. Methodist students at Carolina, Columbia and Chicora Colleges will act as hosts. Officers elected were, Wilson Weldon of Carolina, president; and Miss Hattie Rhoads of Columbia College as secretary. It is planned to have about 150 Methodist students representing all of the colleges in the State to attend. The entire program will be arranged by students, and will be one dealing with discussions of student problems and affairs of interest to students. Dr. J. M. Culbreath of Nashville Tenn., Director of Religious Education, Dr. J. M. Rast, student pastor at Washington Street, Dr. W. A. Whitesell of University faculty, and Dr. Mason Crum of Columbia College met with the group as advisors. Plans were made to invite Dr. Henry M. Sytuler, pres dent of Wofford college, and other prominent speakers, to speak at the conference. 1T.S.O. SOCIOLOGY^ DEPT. HEARS ANDREWS LABOR LEGISLATION SECY. John B. Andrews, secretary of the American Association for Labor Legislation and a member of the American Sociological society, was the guest of the University sociology department at a Dutch luncheon given in his honor Wednesday at 2 o'clock. Dr. Andrews is prominent in social work and efforts akin to it. and is nationally known. He visited Columbia for the f day. Hosts at the luncheon were Dr. G. Croft Williams and Miss Leila Johnson of the sociology department. A number of professors and prominent Columbians were also present. u.s.c. Two little boys came into the dentist's office. One said 1 want a tootli pulled and I don't want gas because I'm in a hurry. Dentist?"That's a brave litttle boy, which tooth is it?" Little boy?"Show him your tooth Albert." Mrs. Lcminon?"There's an account in the paper here of a man who lives on onions alone." Mr. Lemmon?"Well, any man who lives on onions ought to live on onions alone." "Yep, I had a beard like yours once, and when I realized how it made me look, I cut it off." "Well, I had a face like yours once, and when I realized that I couldn't cut it off, I grew this beard." DUKE UNIVERSITY SCHOOL OF MEDICINE Durham, N. C. On October 1, 1930, carefully selected first and third year students will be admitted. Applications may be sent at any time and will be considered in the order of receipt. Catalogues and application forms may be ob- 1 tained from the Dean. ? I, ? SHOES REPAIRED While You Wait Step into our comfortable shop and be seated for a few minutes while we make your shoes like new. MARTIN'S SHOE | FIXERY Phone to Shoe Plant 7703 | Work Called for and Delivered j| NOTICE LOST a pair of shell rim spectacles in a^ blue case. Finder please return to Frances Black, phone 5412. Lost: Gray coin purse?containing money, vanity, and small lot ker key. Finder please return to (Roweiia Jones, Bohemian House. Tel. 8735.) ^ There will not be a meeting of the Gamecock Staff Wednesday afternoon, next meeting will be one of the new Staff in February. U.S. c. Mimi?I just heard that Bob wants to settle down and own his own home. Milli?Well, he's got a good start, I gave him the gate last night. Servant?The doctor's here, sir. Absent-minded Man?I can't see him. Tell him I'm sick. Office caller: "How long has that boy worked for you?" Office chief: "About two hours." Office caller: "Two hours! I thought I had seen him here a long time." Office chief: "Oh, yes, he's been here two years." Sot?"Do you know that ducky song?" Polly?"No, what's the name of it?" Sot?"Waddle I do." Edward?Is a man's wife his better half? Mr. Andersen?So we are told, my son. I'd?Then if a man married twice there won't be anything left of him, will it? Miles?"Well, old Gene MacDonough remained Scotch to the last breath." Plyes?"What do you mean?" Miles?"When he felt a heart attack coming on, he managed to fall in front of a passing automobile so the insurance company would pay his widow double indemnity." I; ffr'iriirarnflgrrd iniiHfifrriiirnTiiii in nimiiiiini 11 Sill YIELD < WHEEI "Never!" cried Ot blazing with defian such as you." "How do you make "A rasping voice si hell," she answc old golds and m J FASTEST GROW ''Say, Al, you have been owing me this bill for two years and now I want it settled. I'll meet you half way, and for my part, I'll forget half of it." "That's fine, Bill, I'll do my part and forget the other half." Professor Lake (seeing a sleepy student)?Mr. Dumbjohn, what is work? Student (opening one eye)?Everything's work, professor. Professor Lake (sarcastically)?Is this desk work? Student?Yeah, woodwork. Stern Father?How was it, young man, that you were petting my daughter? Answer me, quickly, how was it? Bold Suitor?Great?simply great. "My Scotch boy friend sent me his picture." "How does it look?" "I don't know, I naven't had it developed yet." Vaudeville Singer?And for "Bonnie Annie Laurie I'd Lay Me Down and Die?" Listener (rising)?Is Miss Laurie in the audience? First Student?I wonder how old Mrs. Jones is? Second Student?Quite old, I imagine. They say she used to teach Caesar. , 11 JUNIOR HOP | SATURDAY NIGHT, JAN. 18 UNIVERSITY GYM Auspices JUNIOR CLASS ; "Piute" Wimberley and his "Carolinians" i SCRIPT $1.00 9-12 BKING A "DATE" 001 IT'S THE M BK riKMJNll IS?" MARCH ir Nell, bound to the rails, her ce. "Death is preferable to a life that out?" he purred. ach as yours would make life a 11 >red him. "Unbind me, chang laybe I'll listen to reason." INC CIGARETTE IN HIS Dietitian?Yes, a few lettuce leaves, without oil, with a glass of orange d juice. There, madam, that completes your daily diet. h Mrs. Overweight?Thank you so e much, doctor, but do I take this before or after meals? Teacher?Can you give me Lin- F coin's Gettysburg address? Willie?You can't fool me like that. Lincoln never lived in Gettysburg. First Sot?What's the matter, Bud, ii you look terribly sick. t' Second Sot?Ah, gee, I've been 8 drinking so much that my stomach 8 thinks I'm taking in washing. First Father?I saw your son out f driving in your car last night. g Second Father?Has it changed any Is since I saw it last? = ' ^???? SHOE REP 20% OFF To Studen * GUARANTEE WIT Phon. u. 67o? SANDIFER & ? ??????? Wingfield's 1 1443 MAIN We welcome yc MOONEY'S DI Carolina trade alw Gervais Street I CAPITAL err ; 1119 Gerva Specialists in Dress I i ONE DAY 1 I BENEATH Tl IlifliLISKY Z IJ|^ TORY... NOT A COUGH in ?i??a??, Maid?There's a mendicant at the ioor, madam. Mrs. Newrich?Well, tell him we laven't anything to mend just at presnt.?Boston Transcript. M. A. STEELE PUBLISHERS REPRESENTATIVE 5 Columbus Circle New York, N. Y. ATTENTION STUDENTS For self-supporting students desirng fascinating remunerative work eiher temporary or permanent, may I uggest that many students of both exes have earned scholarships and ash sufficient to defray all college exensee representing national magazine ublishers. If interested write or wire or details?M. A. Steele, National Oranizer, 6 Columbus Circle, New York, f. Y. 'AIRING ts Only 20% OFF rH EVERY JOB I EPTINO Assembly 3rug Store STREET >u always to MJG STORE ays appreciated Back of Columbia Theatre Y LAUNDRY is Street Shirts and Collars WORK i I * j nfll'av^r flBff rnmmm ML YOU 11; W A CARLOAD 'I