The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, January 14, 1930, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8
CONFERENCE OF
METHODISTS HERE
WELDON MADE PRESIDENT
Students From Various Colleges
Of State To Attend Meeting
Representatives from practically all
of the colleges in the state met Sunday
afternoon at Washington Street
Church to make plans for the Methodist
Students' Conference to be held in
Columbia from Feb. 28 to March 2.
Methodist students at Carolina, Columbia
and Chicora Colleges will act
as hosts. Officers elected were, Wilson
Weldon of Carolina, president;
and Miss Hattie Rhoads of Columbia
College as secretary.
It is planned to have about 150
Methodist students representing all of
the colleges in the State to attend. The
entire program will be arranged by
students, and will be one dealing with
discussions of student problems and
affairs of interest to students. Dr. J.
M. Culbreath of Nashville Tenn., Director
of Religious Education, Dr. J.
M. Rast, student pastor at Washington
Street, Dr. W. A. Whitesell of University
faculty, and Dr. Mason Crum of
Columbia College met with the group
as advisors. Plans were made to invite
Dr. Henry M. Sytuler, pres dent
of Wofford college, and other prominent
speakers, to speak at the conference.
1T.S.O.
SOCIOLOGY^ DEPT.
HEARS ANDREWS
LABOR LEGISLATION SECY.
John B. Andrews, secretary of the
American Association for Labor Legislation
and a member of the American
Sociological society, was the guest
of the University sociology department
at a Dutch luncheon given in his
honor Wednesday at 2 o'clock. Dr.
Andrews is prominent in social work
and efforts akin to it. and is nationally
known. He visited Columbia for the
f day.
Hosts at the luncheon were Dr. G.
Croft Williams and Miss Leila Johnson
of the sociology department. A
number of professors and prominent
Columbians were also present.
u.s.c.
Two little boys came into the dentist's
office. One said 1 want a tootli
pulled and I don't want gas because
I'm in a hurry.
Dentist?"That's a brave litttle boy,
which tooth is it?"
Little boy?"Show him your tooth
Albert."
Mrs. Lcminon?"There's an account
in the paper here of a man who lives
on onions alone."
Mr. Lemmon?"Well, any man who
lives on onions ought to live on
onions alone."
"Yep, I had a beard like yours once,
and when I realized how it made me
look, I cut it off."
"Well, I had a face like yours once,
and when I realized that I couldn't
cut it off, I grew this beard."
DUKE UNIVERSITY
SCHOOL OF MEDICINE
Durham, N. C.
On October 1, 1930, carefully
selected first and third year students
will be admitted. Applications
may be sent at any time
and will be considered in the
order of receipt. Catalogues and
application forms may be ob- 1
tained from the Dean.
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Mimi?I just heard that Bob wants
to settle down and own his own home.
Milli?Well, he's got a good start,
I gave him the gate last night.
Servant?The doctor's here, sir.
Absent-minded Man?I can't see
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Office chief: "About two hours."
Office caller: "Two hours! I
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Sot?"Do you know that ducky
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Polly?"No, what's the name of it?"
Sot?"Waddle I do."
Edward?Is a man's wife his better
half?
Mr. Andersen?So we are told, my
son.
I'd?Then if a man married twice
there won't be anything left of him,
will it?
Miles?"Well, old Gene MacDonough
remained Scotch to the last
breath."
Plyes?"What do you mean?"
Miles?"When he felt a heart attack
coming on, he managed to fall in
front of a passing automobile so the
insurance company would pay his
widow double indemnity."
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forget the other half."
Professor Lake (seeing a sleepy student)?Mr.
Dumbjohn, what is work?
Student (opening one eye)?Everything's
work, professor.
Professor Lake (sarcastically)?Is
this desk work?
Student?Yeah, woodwork.
Stern Father?How was it, young
man, that you were petting my daughter?
Answer me, quickly, how was
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Bold Suitor?Great?simply great.
"My Scotch boy friend sent me his
picture."
"How does it look?"
"I don't know, I naven't had it developed
yet."
Vaudeville Singer?And for "Bonnie
Annie Laurie I'd Lay Me Down and
Die?"
Listener (rising)?Is Miss Laurie in
the audience?
First Student?I wonder how old
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Second Student?Quite old, I imagine.
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Caesar.
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