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HEN SPURS To wed or not to wed, That is the question: Whether 'tie better To remain single And disappoint a few women, Or to marry And disappoint one woman For life-should give us pause. Pipe Progress. Eph: "What am de difference be tween an old uoan, a young man and a worm?" Mose: "Nuffin'; chickens get 'em all." -Ex. Believe it or not, but George Alford said that figures really appeal to him. He worked seven hours with one "figure." Frank Clark, leaving the Legislature early said to the other members, "wh4tever you do, I'm again it." Furthermore, Mr. Clark says that he is heartily in favor of strict enforce ment of the prohibition laws in this State. "I hear the zoologists found a lamb in South America that could run forty miles per hour." "That's the only kind of lamb that could keep up with Mary nowadays I" -Mugwump. She: "They say that each kiss shortens a person's life by three min utes." He: "Come on, kid, let's commit suicide." Conque mk S NOW fills every ii year where the Gr crosses the Cascades. S1 grades increase the dif railroading problem. Ni bornly resisted man's eff the range. In january, 1929, the tunnel was opened. M tricity as an ally, had quered the Cascades.. he >eight--mile bord driven in three yea. TRI Rude Listener: "Shut up and go homel I wouldn't vote for you-I'd rather vote for the devil." Polite Candidate: "All right, but suppose your friend isn't running." -Farm Journal. When was the auto first mentioned in the Bible?" "When Elijah went up on high." -Ex. "I have never kissed a girl in my life," remarked the painfully proper young man. "Well, don't come buzzing around me," announced the little flapper. "I'm not running a prep schooll" Silence is golden; but many a man has been talked out of lhis silver. -Cornell Widow. Grace Barnette: "So you've landed a man at last?" Lucy Nunnery: "Yes, but you should have seen the ones that got away." -The Hipo. "Shall I take the hard old stuff just to have "Him" for one afternoon a week?" is the question that a poor bewildered little Freshman is con stantly asking herself, when she thinks of next year's schedule, Chemistry and the Friday afternoon Lab Section. Jane: "What's the diflerence be tween a girl and a horse?" Dick: "I don't know." Jane: "I'll bet you have some great dates." -Witt. ring the C onth in the record impose eat Northern power. And e :eep, tortuous extended to ti Eiculty of the through the m Lture has stub- The conque Ot to conquer land and on t underground,~ new Cascade the impossibil an, with elec- our vision en con- ,zons, ~ . avita es-a welfar AL ELU COusPANY,. SCnU N= On the campus, or for for. mat occasions, John Wards havebeenthe authenticfoot wear for many years. Our styles are designedes pecially to meet the college man's requirements. MEN'S SHOES LEO THOMAS 1010 8UMTER ST. Oolumbia, S. 0. In the parlor there were three She, the parlor lamp and he; Two are company, no doubt, So the little lamp went out. as cades ible without electric Lectrification has been e entire 75-mile route cDnntains. ts of electricity on the be sea, in the air, and ire making practicable ities of yesterday. As :ompasses wider hori electricity appears as contribution to future ial progress and human ~CTRIC eT Anw, - NW= YOnRK w.J '7= "VANDEBILT" The traditional styleleadership of Friend ly Five Shoes is ably expressed in the Vanderbilt. The country's best dressed men will and in the VanderbUt, a perfect interpretation of their own demand. In style, comfort and quality..And like all other Friendly Fives, the price is only 95. FRIENDLY. S FIVE $ SHOES S~oe.. FOLLOW THESE! These Barber Shops are equipped to render the best of service and are under responsible management. Any complaint will be appre ciatedas its the intention of these to satisfy each and every patron. Associated Master Barbers Of COLUMBIA IDEAL BARBER SHOP LONBFORD'S BARBER J. W. Brigman, Prop. SHOP 1206 Taylor St. 1211 Taylor St.-Phone 4656 E. A. TODD BARBER MAYFIELD RA RBRR and BEAUTY SHOP SHOP~ - 1120 Blanding St. No. 5 Arcade Bldg. Phones 3885-9109 Phone 9175 MoCAULEY'S BARBER MCCARTHY BARBER SHOP S HOP 1728 Main St. 1609 Sumter St. Phones 7333-9209 .. Phone 9194 C. F. BEADENIBOUGH I3'.am.I BARRR 1223 Main St. Phone 9137 and BEAUTir BROP Phones 3631-9161 ZED HOPE BARER142 Main St. 1207% Main Street -- P LTOPBRE Phone 9137 In Basemet of Palmetto' Bldg., Cor. Main and FIVE POINTS BARBER Wash.--Phone 9185 SHOP 2103 Green St. COLUMBIA MARUth5 SUPPL7 C0MPANT HOTEL JEROME Toilet Articles, all kindj%f EARBUR SHOP Cutlery~ and 8iippils Phbne 91.4 - 1818 Ma- a t.,P 6n.e and2