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HARRY STOTTLE -Sex You can keep all the presents 've sent you, You can keep the proposals I've made, You can keep all the kisses I gave you, And all the sweet tricks of the trade. You can keep whatever you care for; My loving, the parties you threw; But please send me back what I'm missing. Th ecold cash I've wasted on you. -Buccaneer. We wonder why girls who live in glass houses always leave the shades up if there are men on the same street. And then we bit on this the other (lay "What does a flapper do with her knick ers when she wears them out ?" And we thought and thought and finally had to give up. Then cane this hot solu tion--'Wears them back if she can find them." Well, we'd like to advise against wearing them cause they might get lost. Anyhow one sure way to make a bedroom farce a success is to insert a double bed in place of twin ones. Have you heard the latest on the inebriate who said he didn't mind the "Giggle Soup" ruining his stomach, 'cause it wouldn't show, he would keep his vest buttoned." But let's get off this kind and tell th cone on the fellow who said he'd been jilted by tthe street cleaners daughter and thought that he'd sewer. Clothes may make the man but it takes less to make a woman. And then comes this one from Buc. "Hard-luck-Harry says that four out of five have it, and that his date was the first." Statistics show that student drinking declines during June, July, and August. Some men are too intellectual to be intelligent. A college professor: A man who is paid to study sleeping con.ditions among students. She called him pilgrim because every time he came he made a li'tle progress. Many a man walks the floor at night worrying over the fact that his wife does not believe in paregoric. We might sug' cst that the reason a man goes to a dance stag is because he hasn't the doe. Slow motion: Two Scotchmen wait ing to see who will take the dinner check. NAT URA NON FACIT SALTum Dead soldiers. Empty bottles. Are they not reminders of battlles long focht. Of drowned desires and pleasure sought Their hayday is past, their work is done Their lives 1licker'd ut with the sci ting sun. Bottles on the shlf are tranquil. Soldiers in their graves are still. Theirs the essence of sublimity. Ours regrets t hroughi eterni v. They' are, or havec :;:e a.y ..;.1 Thlere is miore true:i phiilo~sophy in1 an1 ich of laue lter than there is in a yardi of arcam i. ThIe 52um1 cewing girl. Anmd ihe end-c -hewhw cow Are somuewhiat alike. flit different 50omehow. Oh, yes F Nee it now. It's ' h-- ih eb' ful look on the face of the cow. Tiimmy, the campus nit-wi' said that heads were~ par onu men for the same reason they were put on pins. Namely, to keep them from going to far. A man may have a grip on his poe ke' boaok and vet have no intention of traveling. "Have you heard the latest ablsent minded Professor joke?" "No. what is it ?" "He kissed his car andl choked his wife." Senior A. M. c First Day, Monday, May 28-MWF Second Day, Tuesday, May 29-TTS Third Day, Wednesday, May 30-TTS Fourth Day, Thursday, May 31-TTS, Fifth Day, Friday, June 1-MWF Sixth Day, Saturday, June 2-MWF. Seventh Day, Monday, June 4--MWF Eighth Day, Tuesday, June 5-MWF By consent of the instructor, stude tion from one section to another.of th No final examination may. be held special permission of the president. Examinations will begin and end U MISS DOROTHY POAT IS CROWNED MAY QUEEN (Continued from page one) Immediately after the maids in waiting, Miss Mary McNulty, maid of honor, entered wearing a beautiful frock of yellow georgette with lace and a slight touch of blue. She car ried an arm bouquet of flowers. 'The flower girls, Betty Fishburne, daughter of Dr. and Mrs. Skottowe Fishburne, and Marjorie Hogan, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Lang Ho gan, wore bouffant blue taffeta frocks and carried caskets of pink roses and petals, which they scattered in the paths of the queen. Miss Marie lEdwards gave a pleasing toe dance before the throne, immedi ately after the coronation. After the exercises the queen and her court held an informal reception in the field house, after which a dance was given in their honor in the gym. The gym was attractively decorated for the occasion. The Gamecocks played for the dance and during intermission light refreshments were served. in scient James M lhoiograph of JAMs MONTO taken in his studio while teat WI How Test Was Subject was blindfolded, and, two responsible witnesses, ws of the four leading cigarettes t, the taste, coffee was served be .Mr. Flagg was entirely unaw: of these cigarettes during t< i ng the four cigarettes, Mr. F designate by number his choi replied, "Number 2," which wa SMOOThER A Exams :00-12:00 P. M. 3:00-6:00 -12::00- 1:00-TTS-12:00- 1:00 8:00- 9:00-TTS-11 :00-12:00 - 9:00-10:00--TTS- 1:00- 2:00 -10:00-11:00-TTS---.4 :00- 5:00 - 8:00- 9:00-MWF- 2:00- 3:00 -MWF- 3:30- 4:00 - 9:00-10 :00-MWF- 4:00- 5.00 -10:00-11:00--MWF- 1:00- 2:00 -11:00-12:00-TTS- 2:00- 3:00 -TTS- 3:00- 4-00 its may be transferred for examina same grade. )ttside of the stated times without the om1ptly at the stated hours. Pay Summer Expenses Have Liberal Surplus Taking Orders from Housewives for KLEANEZY t ant, easy The New Self- . k. No -]' xperiettce Wringer Mop with "i the Broad 11ctn Steel Plate .r :n t he t5. 1 .i \'onder - takcorders ".1 u 11r. 3-tn for you .. -,L :. ,, tion It will >lq; ".:1, i your pr.b,,lets of l.'' .. :n i. ii l m , ends T di- . . ;- ill,_in- c.blkachl. m't.cle .. t - , .l .l h wt urnea of - ts" ;,lill:. Itn: nv siled floor tt a han:: -- *voils haa " ultu. diry mno!) water. JUST TURN TI '. KNOB and it W11l Wring O;:' Dollars A child's tiny limi:orq can twrin4 tL.1 \1.: drier th-:n .n,m.m.sstrong h.nn.ti can wvrimc the common mtup, Irce is low. det:-nd enormous. It'v the best va cation work you can, l.c. Work at I lone. in your Collen.e 'I' n or iT dvi . .,t canl take orders ANYWHIERE. Tor thl country. if that's your id,cal. making ct i nd tk 1: a bn saurplu:Ix bexle:. We supply compt!d t .ullh,g o+tt:;t-nu capital re quired. as you im'.ly t., orle..r. KLEANEZY oIF CO. t"USfi SEND Ti11S COUi.oU1.. J kULL i'"AILS KLEANV ZY MO CO., D.pt. 35t8, I)clplo,. . Send me inmmediately. full dlet ails of your Im for taking orders Our K.EANLZV .\l.ra. I W-nt to make vacadon uaud schuul exCeI.t casily during Cuwng vacalun. Name ...................................... Addrces .................................... Town ....................State ... Blind: if ic test of ontgomery ~y MBR Y FLAaG, a being mado t~ Made in the presence of a given one each smoke. To clear fore each cigarette ire of the identity ast. After smok.. Iagg was asked to ce. He promptly JA SMO 15ODGL. Nationally known famou N D BERT TER -. wN Spanish Club Enjoys Anecdotes, Ice Cream Senora Barron Bridge. And Marius Cooper Serve On Program In spite of the continuous rain, La 'Pertulia Espanoua held its regular meet ing Monday and an enjoyable pro gram and generous refreshments were presented the members of th Spanish club. The meeting was held in 17 Da vis college. The program was opened with a num ber of Spanish selections on the Vic trola. Senor Marius Cooper read a paper on the origin of the Spanish, language. Senor Barron Bridges de livered a number of Spanish anecdotes which furnished the basis for discussion in Spanish. S'rawberry ice cream and lady finger cakes were served during the latter part of the meeting. Next Monday night the Spanish cle' will meet at the Graydon house on Green and Henderson streets and the program will start promptly .t !even o'clock. All new members are ask-d : make an effort 'o attend the three meetirgs of the club that remain to be held before examinations. --u. s.c. Love is that which makes a man call a 150 ih. hippo' "my little turtle (love." Phone 6061 Service : CHARLIE ! McGHEE TONSORib WELCOME CARO1 Where You Meet Your Friet S 1 128 Lady Street folded leading Ci Flagg sele Old After this test, 1 "Most of us smoke n smoking cigarettes/ Ti that to me. It prove< to tell one cigarette fr. in the case of OLD G< . . . it suited me best fact, the man who sai load' knew whereof smoothness that ident needs no other trade rGOMERY FI.AGG artist and creator of the * Flagg girl. T A C OU GH INr G ielargest seutng qual itypeacl itn the wodd 17 black degrees Superlative in quality, the world-iamnnou3 ?p TNUS e all VPeaLS Buy give best service and a longest wear. dozen Plain ends er o - American Pencil Co., 215 iftl. At Makers of UNJQ rY . 7F "h;, Lr. Phone 6963 1117 Washington St. OWEN & PAUL MERCHANT 'DAILORS Columbia, S. C. Cleaning, Pressing Repairing, Altering Suits & Overciats Made to Order rs Our Motto: Give Us a Trial MONROE LINDSAY IL KINGS ,INA STUDENTS ids-Opposite Jerome Hotel Next to Woman's Exchange arettes, cts Gold klr. Flagg wrote: ames and think we are ie blindfold test proved I also that it is difficult m another . .. except )LD . .. I spotted that even blindfolded. In d 'not a cough in a car he spoke. It's the ifies OLD GOLD. 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