The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, May 11, 1928, Page PAGE EIGHT, Image 8
HARRY STOTTLE
-Sex
You can keep all the presents 've
sent you,
You can keep the proposals I've made,
You can keep all the kisses I gave you,
And all the sweet tricks of the trade.
You can keep whatever you care for;
My loving, the parties you threw;
But please send me back what I'm
missing.
Th ecold cash I've wasted on you.
-Buccaneer.
We wonder why girls who live in
glass houses always leave the shades
up if there are men on the same street.
And then we bit on this the other (lay
"What does a flapper do with her knick
ers when she wears them out ?" And
we thought and thought and finally had
to give up. Then cane this hot solu
tion--'Wears them back if she can
find them." Well, we'd like to advise
against wearing them cause they might
get lost. Anyhow one sure way to make
a bedroom farce a success is to insert
a double bed in place of twin ones. Have
you heard the latest on the inebriate
who said he didn't mind the "Giggle
Soup" ruining his stomach, 'cause it
wouldn't show, he would keep his vest
buttoned." But let's get off this kind
and tell th cone on the fellow who said
he'd been jilted by tthe street cleaners
daughter and thought that he'd sewer.
Clothes may make the man but it takes
less to make a woman. And then comes
this one from Buc. "Hard-luck-Harry
says that four out of five have it, and
that his date was the first."
Statistics show that student drinking
declines during June, July, and August.
Some men are too intellectual to be
intelligent.
A college professor: A man who is
paid to study sleeping con.ditions among
students.
She called him pilgrim because every
time he came he made a li'tle progress.
Many a man walks the floor at night
worrying over the fact that his wife
does not believe in paregoric.
We might sug' cst that the reason a
man goes to a dance stag is because he
hasn't the doe.
Slow motion: Two Scotchmen wait
ing to see who will take the dinner
check.
NAT URA NON FACIT SALTum
Dead soldiers.
Empty bottles.
Are they not reminders of battlles long
focht.
Of drowned desires and pleasure sought
Their hayday is past, their work is done
Their lives 1licker'd ut with the sci
ting sun.
Bottles
on the shlf are tranquil.
Soldiers
in their graves are still.
Theirs
the essence of sublimity.
Ours
regrets t hroughi eterni v.
They' are,
or havec :;:e a.y ..;.1
Thlere is miore true:i phiilo~sophy in1 an1
ich of laue lter than there is in a
yardi of arcam i.
ThIe 52um1 cewing girl.
Anmd ihe end-c -hewhw cow
Are somuewhiat alike.
flit different 50omehow.
Oh, yes F Nee it now.
It's ' h-- ih eb' ful look on the face
of the cow.
Tiimmy, the campus nit-wi' said that
heads were~ par onu men for the same
reason they were put on pins. Namely,
to keep them from going to far.
A man may have a grip on his poe
ke' boaok and vet have no intention of
traveling.
"Have you heard the latest ablsent
minded Professor joke?"
"No. what is it ?"
"He kissed his car andl choked his
wife."
Senior
A. M. c
First Day, Monday, May 28-MWF
Second Day, Tuesday, May 29-TTS
Third Day, Wednesday, May 30-TTS
Fourth Day, Thursday, May 31-TTS,
Fifth Day, Friday, June 1-MWF
Sixth Day, Saturday, June 2-MWF.
Seventh Day, Monday, June 4--MWF
Eighth Day, Tuesday, June 5-MWF
By consent of the instructor, stude
tion from one section to another.of th
No final examination may. be held
special permission of the president.
Examinations will begin and end U
MISS DOROTHY POAT
IS CROWNED MAY QUEEN
(Continued from page one)
Immediately after the maids in
waiting, Miss Mary McNulty, maid of
honor, entered wearing a beautiful
frock of yellow georgette with lace
and a slight touch of blue. She car
ried an arm bouquet of flowers.
'The flower girls, Betty Fishburne,
daughter of Dr. and Mrs. Skottowe
Fishburne, and Marjorie Hogan,
daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Lang Ho
gan, wore bouffant blue taffeta frocks
and carried caskets of pink roses and
petals, which they scattered in the
paths of the queen.
Miss Marie lEdwards gave a pleasing
toe dance before the throne, immedi
ately after the coronation.
After the exercises the queen and
her court held an informal reception in
the field house, after which a dance
was given in their honor in the gym.
The gym was attractively decorated for
the occasion. The Gamecocks played
for the dance and during intermission
light refreshments were served.
in scient
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of the four leading cigarettes t,
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designate by number his choi
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Spanish Club Enjoys
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Senora Barron Bridge. And
Marius Cooper Serve
On Program
In spite of the continuous rain, La
'Pertulia Espanoua held its regular meet
ing Monday and an enjoyable pro
gram and generous refreshments were
presented the members of th Spanish
club. The meeting was held in 17 Da
vis college.
The program was opened with a num
ber of Spanish selections on the Vic
trola. Senor Marius Cooper read a
paper on the origin of the Spanish,
language. Senor Barron Bridges de
livered a number of Spanish anecdotes
which furnished the basis for discussion
in Spanish.
S'rawberry ice cream and lady finger
cakes were served during the latter
part of the meeting.
Next Monday night the Spanish cle'
will meet at the Graydon house on
Green and Henderson streets and the
program will start promptly .t !even
o'clock. All new members are ask-d
: make an effort 'o attend the three
meetirgs of the club that remain to be
held before examinations.
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call a 150 ih. hippo' "my little turtle
(love."
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