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STUPID BODY IS DEFEA TED BY FACULTY Craig Keeps Balls Well Under Control But Pedagogues Hit to Victory in 9th MOORE SLAMS HOMER Pritchard Objects to Base Steal ing By Moore-Says Honor System is Violated Two balls, two strikes on the bat ter. The game is the annual contest between the faculty and the stupid body. Craig is pitching for the stupid body and when the Yellow Sheet goes to press, he has absolute control on his balls. In the first stanza, Moore for the faculty gets a homer with the bases and the faculty full. In the second frame however, the stupid body comes back to even the score when Blood Hildebrand gets to first on a pass from Frierson (the first time this has happened.) Karesh gets on third and debates whether to steal home and is put out on a withdrawal from Baker. Douglas the white hope of the instructors, put Karesh out when he gets Craig's ball in time. The game was nearly broken up in the eighth frame when McKissick, the skinny catcher for the faculty stops the game, sayitig that Baker is pitch ing too hard and that his balls are too hot to hold. The end camue in the ninth, as it usu ally does. Baker was, on third with Moore on second. Craig is still pitch ing for the stupid body. The score is 3 all. Brode come to bat for the fac ulty. Craig winds up and when last seen, the ball was going somewhere in the proximity of Casey. The faculty wis when Moore steals home, but Pritchard objects, saying that it's again' the Honor system to steal any thing. The details of the game will be found on page ten of this issue. -usc JONES SHIPPED FOR VIOLA TING SUNDA Y RULES Mathematics Instructor Falls Foul of Blue Laws By Golfing MAKES HOLE-IN-ONE Two Men Dismissed For Failing To Observe Rule on At tending Church -Robert Bedletter Jones, instructor in thle aesthbet ies of mnathemnat ics, has been suspendled by the University authorities for violating the Sunday laws. L ast Sunday he joined the select hole-in-one cluh b)y virtue of a .mighty and cruel smack dlealt to an unolTending golf ball which p)lacedl the aforementioned, pellet in the cupI sonie .thousand yardls distant. The student body as a whole were ind(ignianmt when t hey leaned t hat one -of their associate4( hadl fallen foul of 't he Sunday rules and had failed tc keep the usual Sabbath (lay campus 'decorum. At the Sunday "V" services at which the entire student body was rptesent, a nmot ion was miade to pun McMAS'l Corner Sumter and Hampt(on Si S. INKSOT TRACK SEEMS to be coming along in good style, and if the women would just stop running after Kenneth Grimsley, the team would have a much better chance at the state title. -iNk soTs RUBENSTEIN, THE boy blunder, says that he is going to do the century dash in nine flat (feet), if towed behind a fast moving tractor. -iNk soTs BASEBALL STILL remains the na tional pastime despite the blund ders of the Gamecock million er ror: infield. The only reason that the entire team doesn't go to the Giants is that Capt. Swink talks so much, he won't give Jawn Mc Graw a chance to say anything. -iNk soTs SPRING FOOTBALL seems to be doing nicely since it is all over. Under the ably guidance of our new French Coach La Val, the "crazy quilt" is a positive success. The team has long needed this kind of covering, kind of makes them feel at home and what not. -iNk soTs ]'HE TRACK TEAM of next year will sorely miss the invaluable services of one Donald Russell. cracked half miler. Monsieur or or Senor Russell always sets a gruelling pace and be counted on to break the tape or what have you. He has callousses on his chest from coming into contact with the finish tape. -iNk soTs IN THil-' last boxing exhibition, little Leonard Baker, completely sub dlued his heavier opponent, Merci less Mercer, by slaming over a fast left. Mercer, the campus star witness can always be count ed upon to take his share of pun ishmllent-he gives enough of it. - iNk soT W' IV HI.l', that you have enjoyed these, if you did we are mu11ch obliged, if you didn't, you have lost so much timne, thank you one and all and adios. ish the offender. The University is proud of the purity and intensely pious sp)irit of her students. Only last wveek tw~o students were sununtiarily dlismuissed by the Honor conninittee for failing to live uip to the ruile p)rescrib)ed in the University catalogue that each and ev;ery student tntlst show that he attends church each Sunday, by dropping a slip in one of the numerous boxes for the pur l)ose, giving his or her niame (as the case might be) and the name of the church attended. The two men had mtissedl a service on September 26. It wais tihe first offense but the decision 'was not labelled harsh as the rule tmulst b)e strictly kept. Yes, I th ink that I will ret urn next year" said head cheer leader, Co irte-y Brock, whent asked if the Canmpuis wud he sc) charmed by his mellowv voice (aped in, the wood) for aunother year. 'ER, Inc. Goods PO-R HINES SELLS CAMPUS TO E. PRITCHARD Hero Frow "Down on the Bat tery" Comes to Terms With Spartanburg Magnate IS GREAT BOXER Joe Hines Finally Abdicates From Throne and Turns Over "Deeds" Eddie Pritchard our hero "from down on the Battery" who has distin guished himself in almost every form of activity has become supreme mon arch of the campus. Having come to terms with Joe Hines, the campus' former boss, Ed (lie has set about to make a pernia nent establishment of his latest ac quisition. "deeds" by which full ownership of the campus is recogniz ed, have been sent down by Mr. Hines from Spartanburg and now in complete possession of the new owner, Mr. Pritchard. As for athletics there is none like l',.ddie or the woods would be full of 'em. Mr. Pritchard, no doubt, excels in all forms of athletics, but the sport of which he is complete master, is the manly art of boxing. On a certain night, last February, "Champ" Pritch ardi made the Duke "Heavyman" look like a "Wharf Sweeper." Eddie em ployed a twisting defensive style, al miost consistently, which caused his opponent to miss frequently. So favorably was the showing made by our hero that Tex Rickard has wired him for a match in the Spring's elimi nation Tourney to determine a chal lenger for Gene Tunney's title. Besides athletic ability that is sel dom seen in, this secion of the coun try, Mr. Pritchard possesses the rare gift of genius and is a born diplomat. To see him thrust back his shoulders and throw out his chest, one is re minded of a bucking young broncho, or a race horse freshly unharnessed. Maybe we should say the south end of a northlibund washwonian. "TIe Ifouse of Qualitv" Establilied in 1844 The R. L. BRYAIN COMPANY Books. Stationery. Printint. Binding, Office Furniture and Specialties Columbia. South Carolina What Sh says abou I . n yr S J. HENRY BYRD TO BE GREETED ON HIS RETURN Entire Student Body Filled With Great Delight at His Decision Students, alumni, supporters of the Yellow Sheet, and Coach Billy Laval, have learned with great delight that John Henry Byrd will return to school next fall. This famous athlete needs no introduction as his name has been heralded as one of the nation's great est--.. Byrd came t.o Carolina from the Pageland high school, as a good pros pective athlete. It is needless to say, for every one knows that he won fame for himself in a very short time. He has earned letters in the four major sports for the past three years. He faces his senior year as modestly as he faced his freshman year, despite the fact he has glorified phenominal athletic feats. Byrd's athletic ability probably lies See Them Fellows! New Spr "FRIEND] For Street-For SAXON- CULL 1573 Main Street HAVE YOUR CLOTHES FLAT F 1117 Gervais Street FREE BROS. 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