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The Centennial Celebration, first presiden1 Juniors Beat Sophs by a Close Margin Although they do not score, no one can just say that the co-eds of the Un versity do not play doggedly at the game of hockey. On Monday afternoon, the Freshman Sophomore game was played off on the football practiee field to a tied score of 1-1. Tuesday afternoon the freshmen went up against the junior team, and after a hard, rough and tumble, the whistle blew before either team had scored a single point. The sophomores and juniors played off their match Wednesday afternoon. in which the one score was made by the juniors. The cup given by Mr. Sylvan and, which now adorns the mantle in the Wonman's Building, w'll be awarded to the winner of the tournament. --v.s.c. Pharmacy Society Meets Wednesday The Carolina Pharmtaceutical society held its regular meeting Wednesday night in I,eConte college. E. E. Hester gave an interesting paper on "Qualifi cat ions for Success," and R. l,. White readl an interesting article on "Things that are Essential to Increase Prescrip ion Trade." The society has fourteen new tmem h)ers this year. Officers for the year are :R. WV. Morrison, president ;J. H. Scarborough, vice-presidlett, and WV. A. Massebeau, secretary and treasurer. The purpose of this society is to pro mtote pharmaceutical interest and soc ial life atmong the students of that deC - U.s.c. - Dr. Morse Addresses Chatauqua Society1 Speaking on "Conti-ibutions of Psy chology to Relig.ous Edutcation," Dr. Josiaht Morse delivered the keynote:I adidress of the annual meeting of the Southwestern Chatauqua society at Shreveport, [,ouisiana, October 26th. l,ater in the day he conducted a "qutes tion b)OX." rThe mteeting closed on the 29th. D)r. Morse wvent immediately to Charleston, where he spoke at the annutal banquet of the St. Andrews society Tuesday ntight. His subject was "The Night we Celebrate." Organized for charitable, p)urposes itt 1729, th's society is the sec- < on(l oldest nfis krimd in America s 'V.. S ,, MAXCY MONUMENT >f the erection of this monument in honor o of the University, will probably be held t "Mama," said the small boy when he came home from church, "do they have automobiles in heaven?" "I don't know son, why?" "Because, in Sunday school this morn'ng they sang a song that said 'If we love Him here below he will take us home on high." Wanted: A good strong man to work on a farm and milk a cow that speaks German. "Did Bill drive?" "Nope, the cop did. Bill was inside." His: "Let's park here. The road Is o rough." She : "It dosen't macadam." A certain country minister posted his notice on the church door: "Broth r Smith departed for heaven this norning at four-thirty. " The next lay he found written below: "Heaven, tine a. in. Smith not in yet. Great nxiety." He was (lug out of the wreck of his intomnobile and carried to the nearestI loctor's office. "1 can't do anything for :his mian,' said the doctor. "I'm a 'eter'nary surgeon." "You're the right man, doc," said the mniateur motorist. 'I was a jackass to hink I could run that machine." Johnny's grandma lived with the fami ly, and it was her constant complaint hat the house was too cold for her. \ll father s stoking efforts were fruit ess, so Johnny turned to heaven for "God b)less mama and papa," he >rayed, "and 0, dear I,ord, make it lot for grandma. - u.s.c. - Two little coons on a bridge a-sittin', Tw'~o i'ttle bones hack andl forth a littin',. Hole in the plank wrere a knot was P'ar-a-dice lost. Abhie (calling central) : Viii you gif ne tihe correct tinme. please ? C'entral : We are not allowed to give lhe correct time. A bie : Vell, what t:me would it be f you were allowed to give the corre.:t mie? Concentration is the ability to keep ne's eyes on his cards in a ganme of ai at 8 ai Dr. Johathan Maxcy, is year. THIS fellow misse by the close mar don't waste pity< pipe and a tidy r grand little pals i:1 When that coi curling up the pip every puff. For Smoke in fact as money-lender. Si Fragrant as a pine You'll like Pri other tobacco yo You'll like the frie and throat. You'tl the rough spots. B3 IERINE --no othe: Scientists Meets Tfc Carolina Scientific society met hursday night at the home of Julian hidlds, on Divine street. Professor 'auntleroy Ball Spoke on "Einstein's heory of Relativity." The remainder f the evening was devoted ' to social etivity. -- U.S.c. -- Union Suits 'Em The Union county club held a social Melton hall Thursday night from to 10:30. Refreshments were served id card games, danc-ng, and singing led out a delightful evening. - U. S. C. - f"g. 1631 MAIN S1 PENLAND'S C (For College B4 FOR BOYS--Peach Cordial, 1l FOR GIRLS--Notebook Fille Candy and Pickles (Next Door to Burr Coca Cola and All C stag at d out on a heavy date tonight gin of one phone-cal. But on him. He has his jimmy ed tin of Prince Albert... ttime of stress. al, comforting smoke comes e-stem, troubles evanesce with P. A. is The Nationai Joy well as phrase. Cool as a veet as a check from home. grove on a damp morning. nce Albert better than any u ever packed into a pipe. ndly way it treats your tongue like the way it helps you over uy a tidy red tin today and see! E ALBERT e tobacco s ihke i! vrgg -.I- n- .r- ,, Wrigley, anem aa:.nt Eat at the METROPOLITAN CAFE "The Old Reliable" Established 1900 1544 Main St. Columbia, S. C. vlE RUTt "ASH STORE ,ys and Girls) ilk, Shirts, Caps and things. rs, Pound Paper, Crackers, iett's Drug Store) Ad Drinks...5 Cents eve