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.D-I-P-P-Y'-s D-I-T-T-I-E-S By Count de Berries FRENCH LEAVES I Never saw so Nice a maid In all my Tours as Nancy, Albin my side Vendee she strayed. To Harvre was my fancy. We Metz somehow-the usual way Toulouse, perhaps, the manner; But 'neath her Paris all that (lay My pleasure was to scan her. Her Lyon filled my Breast with pain She led me to Rouen, Then took French leave, I went in Seine Where lovers are not few in. NIGHTMARES When I look into your eyes my dear, And there the love-light see I would that my tongue could utter The thoughts that arise in me. But Sooner I'd face the stormy north. With all its ice and snow Than to lok in a woman's eyes And face her chilly "NO." - U:.IS. C. - GIDDAP! Sunset! And the morning star Spins around the moon. And if this darned old ford don't melt We'll get home soon. Moonshine ! The kind you drink After the sun goes down. An elephant sitting in your lap With eyes so big and brown. *A white mule coming up the stairs Picking on a little guitar Aw Heck, were going backwards, But we ain't going far. What the heck is busting The landscape looks blank. I told that fool to light my pipe, And he lit the Gasoline tank. Where there's still there's a sway. - U.s.C. - ECampus Comics "Daughter, doesn't that man know how to say good night?" "Oh daddy, I'll say he does!" "Mary, have you seen my morning paper?" "Dad, it must have been the one I used to wrap up the fudge Bert took home with himn last night." No man has the right to (o as he pleases with his money unless he plea ses to (1o right with it. There was a young man named Mose Who was one of his girl's best beaus At a party of here manma's He went in his pajamas, Because they said. "wear evening clothes." -Sun D)odger. ''The moving linger write's and ha v ing writ, we find( we have 'fiuked' our re-exams." Father (to co-ed after examining her expense account) :-"D)o you think silk stockings are absolutely neces sary?" Daughter :--"Certainly', up to a cer tain Joint." -U.S.C. A NEW YORKER'S WILL. TPhe followving is an excerpt from the will of a Wall Street man, which h:ss been recently prob)atedh in the New York coturts: "To my wife, I leave her lover and the knowledge that I wasn't the fool she thought I was. "To my son, I leave the pleasure of earning a living. For thirty-five years he has thought that the pleas ure wvas all mine. He was mistaken. "To my daughter, I leave $100,000. She will need it. The only piece of business her htusband eve:- did was to marry her. "To my valet, I leave the clothes that he has been stealing fronm me regularly for the past 10 years. A'lso I my fur coat he wore last winter wvhen I was at Palm Beach. "TCo my chauffeur, I leave my cars. He almost ruined them, and I want him to have the satisfaction of fin ishing the job."-Wall Street Journal. Y.M.C. A. TEAM RETURNS FROM COWARD MEET SIX CONVERTS MADE THERE Good Spirit of Cooperation And Welcome Extended to the Carolina Men The four men composing the .van gelistic Team to Coward returned thra the country Monday after a four day meeting at the I,ynch School and re ported that tile) had a succes.ful meet ing. The team went down on Thurs day and planned the meeting with the Ii "Y" club. Friday morning they went to all the various gra<des at the school iaking short talks in each. At tile noon recess the 10th grade gave a surprise picnic to the lith grade and invited the team along. They went out to a p)ine grove near and spread a real feast. It is reported that even lloy-d got enough. Then Friday after noon several of the school boys took charge of the team and went to all the h1oIses of the ieighborhool, intro duing the team to the ieople and in viting theni out to ieetings. Fridav night the first meeting was held with a fair sized audience. A prograni in iding a hike, wienie roast and base hall gaine followed on Saturday with another meeting Saturday iight. Sunl day afternoon there was a meeting for Illell only and then Sunday night tile meeting vas closed with the largest ieeting of the series. Tie men re ported tlhat tihey were royally inter tamed by the people of the community and that they receive(I tile best cooP eration iossible from the people of tle commutity and especially the school authorities. There were a large number of decisions for the Christian Way of life in the afternoon meeting 'nil 6 of the leading boys of the com munityi made a definite stand before the other people of the commiunity in the night meeting. The mienl composing the team were: Harold Delorme, Bill Boyd, Saim Burke and R. G. Bell. The members were high in their praise for Mr. White and Johnson of tile Lynch school and to Dr. R. M. Johnson of the Florence County Y. Mf. C. A. who arranged for tle imeet ings. GYM TEAM WILL GIVE EXHIBITIONS ON TRIPS (COwtiinued fromi Page 4) nastic Garglers, that instructor Pfole will carrY along witi tle idea of hav iig an accomlipalimieit for all acts will boast of five ins 1J.1m11entt s. . Wilbur Zeigier will be at tlie piano and .1 F. Cooper will play first violin. Bill Ada-lis and Bill Brimuson are saxolio nists while Jim Cooper will play ban Jo. .1o)int MointgontierN, is man.111age- of time collupalnv and Tonny .\ eCittchen iil stage tallagcr and ililitv actor. BIDDIE PRACTICE FINDS SOME GOOD MATERIAL ( Cotiuedt'l irom IPage - ) of Rembhert and 1. N. Clark of Unhion ate also holding themi up. Coach Stoney' is giving special at - tent ion to his in fiel n( mow anmd )-lit*es 'that it will be an excellenit ont-: jdg.. ing fronm the mat erial ont "Red'' A\damis. of P ick ens, is a haii -' hiittinig first, basemian whtio, so far l'as receivedl the call for the place. Hle is fast and is qunickly learinitg thle posi. tion. Billy I amiar, fromi lhe Caipitai city chanmpions, is doitng his stutff a routnd the kcystone sack and( Hagood of Spartanblurg, and Sims, of Central, two excellent ball pilayers, are conitend inig for the honor of teamitng upl wssithI himi by playing short stopi. Mutrphy hlas beenl the b)est matn in the field at t hird base but Blob \Vim bierly may get thle call at thle hot c'or tier ont accounit of his heavy hitting. If Wimbilerly' does not play third he will tmo re t han likely be seen in th le field. Fuzzy McQueeni of Florence is a neCw canldidlate for tihe infield comiing here with a good reptutation. Burns, of Lau:rens, is a heavy ntlIural dutgger lbut hlas had little experiemice. Stoney hopes to use hitm often at a p)inlch hitter. Other inftielIder s whocmt he coach can rely uponi are Jinntie F-arris andl Hugh B3radley oif A bht ville; Williams of Hartsville and Rogers and [Dick Lillard of Conim,i;. B.E-D-T-I-M-E S-T-O-R-I-E-S By the "Printers' Devil" Deadly Stuff The burning end of a cigarett made a gleaming parabola against the grey leaning against a door-jam shuffled blackness of Quincy street. A man his feet and pulled another smoke from his pocket-and put it back. From down the street came the sound :f footsteps, a heavy man's. Spike" Costello slipped into lthe doorway as smoothly as water rolls of a duck's back. Inside he eased a lump that showed under his coat and nade his hip-pocket behave. le shrug ged his shoulders and waited. The stranger came on boldly till he w%as less than a hundred feet from the door and suddenly slacked his step, he came on. Then with his hand in his pocket he stepped into the doorway. Inside neither of the men hesitated. Almost quicker than a flash two hands shot I) from hip )pockets and bright (bjects flashed in the air-only one ian stepped out into Quincy street, iow growing brighter with the ap proach of dawn. lie slowed his step only when he passed patrolman O'Donell who was making his rounds. "Phew." He said with a grasp. S bad enough to have to come way down here for a quart-but gosh to have to lug along bright silver dol lars." u.s.c. - ENGINEERS WILL SEE CITY WATER SYSTEM On Saturday, Xlarch 21st, Professor Rowe's class and Professor Eargle's Hydraulic class will jointly make an inspection trip, accompanied by their teacher, of the Columbia Water Works leaving LeConte College at 10:30 A. M. The course of the city water will be followed fromn river to kitchen. - U.S.C. - Law Notes ASSOCIATION ARGUES CASE OF ASSIGNMENT ThIe l.aw Association, of the Univer sity Law School, met Thursday even ing at 7:15. The meeting was called to order by the vice-president J. A. I Ienrv, after the roll -was called and th biusiness of the Association was dis pcnlsed% with, the mieeting resolved it into a moot court. ''lh case argited was Joseph Adair vs. Comtercial National Bank. The i questiotn decided was whether or not anI assigned judignent may be set- off agamist another judgient in the same proceedlings. T'he attorneys for the appellanIts were : Messrs. J. M. Mc Fadden andl H. N. Felton, andt thle res simondoents claim wvas upheld by Mes.. srs. J. C. Long and( R. IL. Mosley. Pro fessor Harry N. ldmndtl(s acted as presiditng judlge and( rend(ered all 0opin. itnm favor of the appellants, thuis reversing a dlecision of the lower court. -- U.s.c. JOHN RUTLEDGE CLUB ,HOLDS COURT SESSION l' 10he1Joh Ruttledge Clumb met Wed ntesday evening at 7 :30, ptresidenit Hiar ry Can tey presidling. After a short buisinless session, thle club resolved it - self undter thte head of mnoot coitrt. Acase in tort was untder discussiont. 'l'he case was whether or not a citizeni whlo slipped Onl a blanana could main taint aln action against tIhe city. Spears and( Moss arguedl for the re spond(enlt. Zerb)st and( Houser for the appellant. Worrell, Going, antd Crouch sat as judges ando renderedl a dlecisiont in favor of thte respondlants. Two sets of outfieldters are in rea-li ness to beC calledl dtep)ending upon0h thle opposing pitcher. Three left-hand hat. ters. "Salley" Salley of Salley, lim Farr of Columbllia, and "Rudt(dy" Mit ling of Greenwood, and( three rigt hand haters : Wimberly and Clark, previously tmentioned, and( IKaiLer of Florenlce. The squad will stand very much(1 as it is now, it is explected, for a good whlile so that e ach mani may get a goodt chlance to show up a his bst SPORTING GOODS RADIO SETS AND SUPPLIES CHINA AND GLASSWARE Lorick& Lowrance, Inc. Columbia, S. C. MIMNAUGH'S BEAUNASH inthe 'State" Tells You to "Lighten Up-Brighten Up" From now on, you must wear a Suit and Hat with the look of Spring, if you wish to ~,appear seasonably dressed. OUR NEW SPRING SUITS have all the correct style features--the two buLtton coat -- low pockets - wide lapels -- And you will find all the new fabrics in all the fascinating tans and grays. T hey H ave the Values is the re putation we have with the Men of Carolina. A DLER-COLLEGIAN SUITS $30 to$55 TWO-PANTS SPRING SUITS $25 toS$45 Super- Values-Be Sure to See T hem Mimuaugh's