The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, March 20, 1925, Page PAGE SIX, Image 6
.D-I-P-P-Y'-s
D-I-T-T-I-E-S
By Count de Berries
FRENCH LEAVES
I Never saw so Nice a maid
In all my Tours as Nancy,
Albin my side Vendee she strayed.
To Harvre was my fancy.
We Metz somehow-the usual way
Toulouse, perhaps, the manner;
But 'neath her Paris all that (lay
My pleasure was to scan her.
Her Lyon filled my Breast with pain
She led me to Rouen,
Then took French leave, I went in
Seine
Where lovers are not few in.
NIGHTMARES
When I look into your eyes my dear,
And there the love-light see
I would that my tongue could utter
The thoughts that arise in me.
But Sooner I'd face the stormy north.
With all its ice and snow
Than to lok in a woman's eyes
And face her chilly "NO."
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GIDDAP!
Sunset! And the morning star
Spins around the moon.
And if this darned old ford don't melt
We'll get home soon.
Moonshine ! The kind you drink
After the sun goes down.
An elephant sitting in your lap
With eyes so big and brown.
*A white mule coming up the stairs
Picking on a little guitar
Aw Heck, were going backwards,
But we ain't going far.
What the heck is busting
The landscape looks blank.
I told that fool to light my pipe,
And he lit the Gasoline tank.
Where there's still there's a sway.
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ECampus Comics
"Daughter, doesn't that man know
how to say good night?"
"Oh daddy, I'll say he does!"
"Mary, have you seen my morning
paper?"
"Dad, it must have been the one I
used to wrap up the fudge Bert took
home with himn last night."
No man has the right to (o as he
pleases with his money unless he plea
ses to (1o right with it.
There was a young man named Mose
Who was one of his girl's best beaus
At a party of here manma's
He went in his pajamas,
Because they said. "wear evening
clothes." -Sun D)odger.
''The moving linger write's and ha v
ing writ, we find( we have 'fiuked'
our re-exams."
Father (to co-ed after examining
her expense account) :-"D)o you think
silk stockings are absolutely neces
sary?"
Daughter :--"Certainly', up to a cer
tain Joint."
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A NEW YORKER'S WILL.
TPhe followving is an excerpt from the
will of a Wall Street man, which h:ss
been recently prob)atedh in the New
York coturts:
"To my wife, I leave her lover and
the knowledge that I wasn't the fool
she thought I was.
"To my son, I leave the pleasure
of earning a living. For thirty-five
years he has thought that the pleas
ure wvas all mine. He was mistaken.
"To my daughter, I leave $100,000.
She will need it. The only piece of
business her htusband eve:- did was
to marry her.
"To my valet, I leave the clothes
that he has been stealing fronm me
regularly for the past 10 years. A'lso I
my fur coat he wore last winter wvhen
I was at Palm Beach.
"TCo my chauffeur, I leave my cars.
He almost ruined them, and I want
him to have the satisfaction of fin
ishing the job."-Wall Street Journal.
Y.M.C. A. TEAM
RETURNS FROM
COWARD MEET
SIX CONVERTS MADE THERE
Good Spirit of Cooperation And
Welcome Extended to the
Carolina Men
The four men composing the .van
gelistic Team to Coward returned thra
the country Monday after a four day
meeting at the I,ynch School and re
ported that tile) had a succes.ful meet
ing. The team went down on Thurs
day and planned the meeting with the
Ii "Y" club. Friday morning they
went to all the various gra<des at the
school iaking short talks in each. At
tile noon recess the 10th grade gave a
surprise picnic to the lith grade and
invited the team along. They went
out to a p)ine grove near and spread
a real feast. It is reported that even
lloy-d got enough. Then Friday after
noon several of the school boys took
charge of the team and went to all
the h1oIses of the ieighborhool, intro
duing the team to the ieople and in
viting theni out to ieetings. Fridav
night the first meeting was held with
a fair sized audience. A prograni in
iding a hike, wienie roast and base
hall gaine followed on Saturday with
another meeting Saturday iight. Sunl
day afternoon there was a meeting for
Illell only and then Sunday night tile
meeting vas closed with the largest
ieeting of the series. Tie men re
ported tlhat tihey were royally inter
tamed by the people of the community
and that they receive(I tile best cooP
eration iossible from the people of
tle commutity and especially the
school authorities. There were a large
number of decisions for the Christian
Way of life in the afternoon meeting
'nil 6 of the leading boys of the com
munityi made a definite stand before the
other people of the commiunity in the
night meeting. The mienl composing
the team were: Harold Delorme, Bill
Boyd, Saim Burke and R. G. Bell.
The members were high in their
praise for Mr. White and Johnson of
tile Lynch school and to Dr. R. M.
Johnson of the Florence County Y.
Mf. C. A. who arranged for tle imeet
ings.
GYM TEAM WILL GIVE
EXHIBITIONS ON TRIPS
(COwtiinued fromi Page 4)
nastic Garglers, that instructor Pfole
will carrY along witi tle idea of hav
iig an accomlipalimieit for all acts will
boast of five ins 1J.1m11entt s. . Wilbur
Zeigier will be at tlie piano and .1 F.
Cooper will play first violin. Bill
Ada-lis and Bill Brimuson are saxolio
nists while Jim Cooper will play ban
Jo.
.1o)int MointgontierN, is man.111age- of time
collupalnv and Tonny .\ eCittchen iil
stage tallagcr and ililitv actor.
BIDDIE PRACTICE FINDS
SOME GOOD MATERIAL
( Cotiuedt'l irom IPage - )
of Rembhert and 1. N. Clark of Unhion
ate also holding themi up.
Coach Stoney' is giving special at -
tent ion to his in fiel n( mow anmd )-lit*es
'that it will be an excellenit ont-: jdg..
ing fronm the mat erial ont
"Red'' A\damis. of P ick ens, is a haii -'
hiittinig first, basemian whtio, so far l'as
receivedl the call for the place. Hle is
fast and is qunickly learinitg thle posi.
tion. Billy I amiar, fromi lhe Caipitai
city chanmpions, is doitng his stutff
a routnd the kcystone sack and( Hagood
of Spartanblurg, and Sims, of Central,
two excellent ball pilayers, are conitend
inig for the honor of teamitng upl wssithI
himi by playing short stopi.
Mutrphy hlas beenl the b)est matn in
the field at t hird base but Blob \Vim
bierly may get thle call at thle hot c'or
tier ont accounit of his heavy hitting. If
Wimbilerly' does not play third he will
tmo re t han likely be seen in th le field.
Fuzzy McQueeni of Florence is a neCw
canldidlate for tihe infield comiing here
with a good reptutation.
Burns, of Lau:rens, is a heavy ntlIural
dutgger lbut hlas had little experiemice.
Stoney hopes to use hitm often at a
p)inlch hitter. Other inftielIder s whocmt
he coach can rely uponi are Jinntie
F-arris andl Hugh B3radley oif A bht ville;
Williams of Hartsville and Rogers and
[Dick Lillard of Conim,i;.
B.E-D-T-I-M-E
S-T-O-R-I-E-S
By the "Printers' Devil"
Deadly Stuff
The burning end of a cigarett made
a gleaming parabola against the grey
leaning against a door-jam shuffled
blackness of Quincy street. A man
his feet and pulled another smoke
from his pocket-and put it back. From
down the street came the sound :f
footsteps, a heavy man's.
Spike" Costello slipped into lthe
doorway as smoothly as water rolls
of a duck's back. Inside he eased a
lump that showed under his coat and
nade his hip-pocket behave. le shrug
ged his shoulders and waited.
The stranger came on boldly till he
w%as less than a hundred feet from the
door and suddenly slacked his step, he
came on. Then with his hand in his
pocket he stepped into the doorway.
Inside neither of the men hesitated.
Almost quicker than a flash two hands
shot I) from hip )pockets and bright
(bjects flashed in the air-only one
ian stepped out into Quincy street,
iow growing brighter with the ap
proach of dawn.
lie slowed his step only when he
passed patrolman O'Donell who was
making his rounds.
"Phew." He said with a grasp.
S bad enough to have to come way
down here for a quart-but gosh to
have to lug along bright silver dol
lars."
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ENGINEERS WILL SEE
CITY WATER SYSTEM
On Saturday, Xlarch 21st, Professor
Rowe's class and Professor Eargle's
Hydraulic class will jointly make an
inspection trip, accompanied by their
teacher, of the Columbia Water Works
leaving LeConte College at 10:30 A. M.
The course of the city water will be
followed fromn river to kitchen.
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Law Notes
ASSOCIATION ARGUES
CASE OF ASSIGNMENT
ThIe l.aw Association, of the Univer
sity Law School, met Thursday even
ing at 7:15. The meeting was called
to order by the vice-president J. A.
I Ienrv, after the roll -was called and th
biusiness of the Association was dis
pcnlsed% with, the mieeting resolved it
into a moot court.
''lh case argited was Joseph Adair
vs. Comtercial National Bank. The i
questiotn decided was whether or not
anI assigned judignent may be set- off
agamist another judgient in the same
proceedlings. T'he attorneys for the
appellanIts were : Messrs. J. M. Mc
Fadden andl H. N. Felton, andt thle res
simondoents claim wvas upheld by Mes..
srs. J. C. Long and( R. IL. Mosley. Pro
fessor Harry N. ldmndtl(s acted as
presiditng judlge and( rend(ered all 0opin.
itnm favor of the appellants, thuis
reversing a dlecision of the lower court.
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JOHN RUTLEDGE CLUB
,HOLDS COURT SESSION
l' 10he1Joh Ruttledge Clumb met Wed
ntesday evening at 7 :30, ptresidenit Hiar
ry Can tey presidling. After a short
buisinless session, thle club resolved it -
self undter thte head of mnoot coitrt.
Acase in tort was untder discussiont.
'l'he case was whether or not a citizeni
whlo slipped Onl a blanana could main
taint aln action against tIhe city.
Spears and( Moss arguedl for the re
spond(enlt. Zerb)st and( Houser for the
appellant. Worrell, Going, antd Crouch
sat as judges ando renderedl a dlecisiont
in favor of thte respondlants.
Two sets of outfieldters are in rea-li
ness to beC calledl dtep)ending upon0h thle
opposing pitcher. Three left-hand hat.
ters. "Salley" Salley of Salley, lim
Farr of Columbllia, and "Rudt(dy" Mit
ling of Greenwood, and( three rigt
hand haters : Wimberly and Clark,
previously tmentioned, and( IKaiLer of
Florenlce.
The squad will stand very much(1 as it
is now, it is explected, for a good whlile
so that e ach mani may get a goodt
chlance to show up a his bst
SPORTING GOODS
RADIO SETS AND SUPPLIES
CHINA AND GLASSWARE
Lorick& Lowrance, Inc.
Columbia, S. C.
MIMNAUGH'S
BEAUNASH inthe
'State"
Tells You to "Lighten
Up-Brighten Up"
From now on, you must wear a Suit and
Hat with the look of Spring, if you wish to
~,appear seasonably dressed.
OUR NEW SPRING SUITS
have all the correct style features--the two
buLtton coat -- low pockets - wide lapels --
And you will find all the new fabrics in all
the fascinating tans and grays.
T hey H ave the Values is the re putation
we have with the Men of Carolina.
A DLER-COLLEGIAN SUITS
$30 to$55
TWO-PANTS SPRING SUITS
$25 toS$45
Super- Values-Be Sure to See T hem
Mimuaugh's