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NEW SPRING HATS In the new Spring Shapes and Shades. Sand Tan tones are the new Soft hat effects. Also French Greys. Most of them in contrast trim effects in the nobby, natty Shapes. WRIGHT BROS. GO. Where it is a Pleasure to Trade 1330 MAIN ST. PHONE 5306 Burnett's Drug Store One Block fromIUniversity Campus Drugs, Drinks, Cigars, Stationery Candies and Toilet Articles SPECIAL: Everett Waddy's Carolina Seal Stationery Phone 1261 909 Main' Street The Latest Creations in Spring Suits Ortrtg. Uraub aub (6riffan (91vtlps Now.on [display at Marshall-Tatum Clothing Co. STYLE HEADQUARTERS Come in-we will take pleasure in showing you these new garments. THE STATE BUILDING 0 Complete Line Fountain Pens, Examination Pads and other stationery for student's use 0 We Want Your Business LORICK & LOWRANCE The College Man's Store Pocket Knives, Razors, Razor Strops, Shaving Brushes, Shaving Soaps -ATML.ETIC GOODS Footballs, Baseballs, Sport Sweaters and Robes Special Attention and Price. Given to University Men FOR COLLEGE MEN'S SHOES --Go To LEVERS Everything that's New in WALK-OVER & EDWIN CLAPP'S "Good Wear in Every Pair" c C cm,1 A UTTLE BULL (95 per cent1 of the rules for thie regulation of mtu1dents. Compulsory church at teld Compulsory chapel atteld alnce. Compuilsory C (lass attenld anice. Compulsory eating. Colliplsolry slee)inlg. IRoom inspection. Term11 Fee. Why Terml e The way we all love these rules. T ]hIe old gag about this being a1 college for Ien. The ancient fiction thalt. we come here to tact with Some Ile gree of self determillat.ioln. The wvil 1ush1 I'hat the stul dents are makinlg for gynmasi The way the Deanl's office al ways keeps your credits straight. In days of yore a mailen sweet Would write her Ieaning clearly; And finish up her note o neat With simply " yours sincerely." All wvool. But modern Janles have changed a hIit Th11 ey fill the whole note thiru, And then they tack on the end of it, "There's 110 one, dear, but you." All bull. (Telhnique.) TlIE' IIYMN OF ' nI Miss I A LT,. This is the change my appetite sought, lleal I have bought. Since Morrow has opeled the gate. St.reans of goolash down my neck, And grits by t.he peek, Since Morrow hiax opened tle gate. Attacks of indigestioni O'er my Like~ the mighity billows roll, Since Morrow ha~s oplened the gate. IClassified Ads. N'o better advertisemienit (ennl he found thlan thrnu thie cohlumns of the Yellowv (huamecock. By niotices ill these colltinns the co eds have obtanedl beauis that have prov'en enitirely satisfac tory. Prof. Merri wet her has founid materials for his lectures and Prof. Wauchope has col lected some of his rarest jokes. TIhie studlents who have been benefitted nre bevond1 conntingr. Tie following is a typical in stallce: Pinckney College. Dear Editor: Sometime ago I read in your sheet that. your remedy for falling hair was un beatable. I at once purchased a bottle of Currell'm Hair Beaul tifier. "Will make your hair long soft, and glossy. \Vill make I wo hairs grow where only one grew before." I be lieved your advertisellellt- ail .o I bought .eventeen botles. I took sixteen and a half in lernally wit i marvelous re sults. The others I lsed uponl my hair. My friends are all Iop lmeilt ilg mle onl my neAw mustache, ald callnot lillder stanld IowAN it is so flourishinig. I always reconlunelld your rem edy to my friends. May Ile faculty slpport you in this nloble wvork. Silcerely yours, 11urn1ey AL. Ismith, (Senior Law.) WA NTED-1By young su dent a seat, inl Chapel. Adhdress Pr1-of. Jacksonl. PORt SA LE-M1any . poems, oratiolis and wise sayings on "The 1iighier Needs of Alal." Any one iltending to try out o0n these oratorical coltets wNill see if hle initem)(I to wvin. Claude S. ChleNing. VANTErED-A girl for two weeks. Any co-ed vill do. A line dropp,ed to the alhlress be low will give you a beau for a fortniglt. W. A. C. Jr., Sumter Street, Columbia, S. C FOUND--Aii original idea. Owner mllay have saiie by ap plying to E. Al. Blck. FOT NI-N a t e i i a I f o r allother pedtioll to the faculty. Any misguidedl radical (an get this.% ideai at at reduced ra-te.-Rt. G. Bell. FOUND--Any easy way of pssiig Ilathi aid 0lrenclh. Will give Iy ilivaluiable idea to stil delts free. I have been there. Pred 11. Parker. Clothing and Furnishir for Young Men who li Featuring Kincaid & Kimball Tux4 Little Store M c C 1 HABERI 1343 MALl B-C ELEC Electrical Contractors Westinghouse-Hot Point and Service Shop Maintained. and Repaired. We carry a Mazda Lamps (or Aut service. We appre< 1215 Cervais Street MISCELLANEOUS S)A N( 1 N( -I vould like to instru(t a few seleet st.udents i I Ie finer points of the gentle art of struggling. Satisfaction gua1ran-at eed. Studio apartments ti(. second floor of Flinn Hall. Kiddine Rachael. Lawson, In structor. IISINESS-WaInted a pos ition as business manager. Iave had 11u1ch experience with i le Carolina (Mlee Wlub. Will he an invaluable Ian for any lusiness firn. Apply to 11er cules Wise. V(A)( 1A L-I can make you sing like a peacock. IHave sue C(4ed1(.4d with the (lee club. (Give me a chance before trying with soe unrel iale t eIchIer. FOR S1A 1E--ne French poodle cheap. 0. L. Keith. VANTEl)-One neck piece. E. If. Folk. V A N T E 1)-A i effective sprinkler svstem for my class room, it is so dr.y that, it is iot possible to See the Prof. for the du Dst. I)ean Frierson. W.A NTE I )-An answer to the question, "Ilow much dew wvoiul t dmew drop drop if a dew drop volid drop dew." Write Cheimlistry l)ept-., ITvIi%. of R. C. Latest Song Hits at Carolina Volmllies of sonild that in qualit.) equals that of any "tinig 4Out the l i ll , ing in the New Year" celebration you eVer hkeardl, issue from the Uni versity chapel daily. A glance within revealIs the chief offend vi. Picture a full moon sur mounted with a corn-tassel 1111d you have the owner of a imlost W01(lerfuli and far-screeching b-aIomIetriCal vOic( Who lead1s Car-olilla's tomi-cat chorus. Ifis latest innovation is "o.' Iiave solieolne uinexpectedly ram a. hat, pin into your anato Iy an( the resultinlg sponltanll (;ous vocalization will put you oin the right key of this iusical gemi. igs oT the Better Sort ke to be Well Dressed ~he Famous do and Full Dress Suits MA C'S Big Val ASH ER Y J STRBBT TRIC Co. uid Electrical Supplies Universal Heating A ppliances Motors Rewound, Rebuilt complete stock of Edison mobile and Residence jate your business Next to New Pastoffica