The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, April 01, 1922, YALLER SHEET, Page 5, Image 5
NEW SPRING HATS
In the new Spring Shapes and Shades.
Sand Tan tones are the new Soft hat effects.
Also French Greys. Most of them in contrast trim
effects in the nobby, natty Shapes.
WRIGHT BROS. GO.
Where it is a Pleasure to Trade
1330 MAIN ST. PHONE 5306
Burnett's Drug Store
One Block fromIUniversity Campus
Drugs, Drinks, Cigars, Stationery
Candies and Toilet Articles
SPECIAL: Everett Waddy's Carolina Seal Stationery
Phone 1261 909 Main' Street
The Latest Creations in Spring Suits
Ortrtg. Uraub aub (6riffan (91vtlps
Now.on [display at
Marshall-Tatum Clothing Co.
STYLE HEADQUARTERS
Come in-we will take pleasure in showing you these
new garments.
THE STATE BUILDING
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Complete Line Fountain Pens, Examination
Pads and other stationery for student's use
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We Want Your Business
LORICK & LOWRANCE
The College Man's Store
Pocket Knives, Razors, Razor Strops, Shaving
Brushes, Shaving Soaps
-ATML.ETIC GOODS
Footballs, Baseballs, Sport Sweaters and Robes
Special Attention and Price. Given to University Men
FOR COLLEGE MEN'S SHOES
--Go To
LEVERS
Everything that's New in
WALK-OVER & EDWIN CLAPP'S
"Good Wear in Every Pair"
c C cm,1
A UTTLE BULL
(95 per cent1 of the rules for
thie regulation of mtu1dents.
Compulsory church at teld
Compulsory chapel atteld
alnce.
Compuilsory C (lass attenld
anice.
Compulsory eating.
Colliplsolry slee)inlg.
IRoom inspection.
Term11 Fee. Why Terml e
The way we all love these
rules.
T ]hIe old gag about this being
a1 college for Ien.
The ancient fiction thalt. we
come here to tact with Some Ile
gree of self determillat.ioln.
The wvil 1ush1 I'hat the stul
dents are makinlg for gynmasi
The way the Deanl's office al
ways keeps your credits
straight.
In days of yore a mailen sweet
Would write her Ieaning
clearly;
And finish up her note o neat
With simply " yours sincerely."
All wvool.
But modern Janles have changed
a hIit
Th11 ey fill the whole note thiru,
And then they tack on the end
of it,
"There's 110 one, dear, but you."
All bull. (Telhnique.)
TlIE' IIYMN OF ' nI Miss I A LT,.
This is the change my appetite
sought,
lleal I have bought.
Since Morrow has opeled the
gate.
St.reans of goolash down my
neck,
And grits by t.he peek,
Since Morrow hiax opened tle
gate.
Attacks of indigestioni O'er my
Like~ the mighity billows roll,
Since Morrow ha~s oplened the
gate.
IClassified Ads.
N'o better advertisemienit (ennl
he found thlan thrnu thie cohlumns
of the Yellowv (huamecock. By
niotices ill these colltinns the co
eds have obtanedl beauis that
have prov'en enitirely satisfac
tory. Prof. Merri wet her has
founid materials for his lectures
and Prof. Wauchope has col
lected some of his rarest jokes.
TIhie studlents who have been
benefitted nre bevond1 conntingr.
Tie following is a typical in
stallce:
Pinckney College.
Dear Editor: Sometime ago
I read in your sheet that. your
remedy for falling hair was un
beatable. I at once purchased
a bottle of Currell'm Hair Beaul
tifier. "Will make your hair
long soft, and glossy. \Vill
make I wo hairs grow where
only one grew before." I be
lieved your advertisellellt- ail
.o I bought .eventeen botles.
I took sixteen and a half in
lernally wit i marvelous re
sults. The others I lsed uponl
my hair. My friends are all
Iop lmeilt ilg mle onl my neAw
mustache, ald callnot lillder
stanld IowAN it is so flourishinig.
I always reconlunelld your rem
edy to my friends. May Ile
faculty slpport you in this
nloble wvork.
Silcerely yours,
11urn1ey AL. Ismith,
(Senior Law.)
WA NTED-1By young su
dent a seat, inl Chapel. Adhdress
Pr1-of. Jacksonl.
PORt SA LE-M1any . poems,
oratiolis and wise sayings on
"The 1iighier Needs of Alal."
Any one iltending to try out
o0n these oratorical coltets wNill
see if hle initem)(I to wvin.
Claude S. ChleNing.
VANTErED-A girl for two
weeks. Any co-ed vill do. A
line dropp,ed to the alhlress be
low will give you a beau for a
fortniglt.
W. A. C. Jr., Sumter Street,
Columbia, S. C
FOUND--Aii original idea.
Owner mllay have saiie by ap
plying to E. Al. Blck.
FOT NI-N a t e i i a I f o r
allother pedtioll to the faculty.
Any misguidedl radical (an get
this.% ideai at at reduced ra-te.-Rt.
G. Bell.
FOUND--Any easy way of
pssiig Ilathi aid 0lrenclh. Will
give Iy ilivaluiable idea to stil
delts free. I have been there.
Pred 11. Parker.
Clothing and Furnishir
for Young Men who li
Featuring
Kincaid & Kimball Tux4
Little Store M c C 1
HABERI
1343 MALl
B-C ELEC
Electrical Contractors
Westinghouse-Hot Point and
Service Shop Maintained.
and Repaired. We carry a
Mazda Lamps (or Aut
service. We appre<
1215 Cervais Street
MISCELLANEOUS
S)A N( 1 N( -I vould like to
instru(t a few seleet st.udents
i I Ie finer points of the gentle
art of struggling. Satisfaction
gua1ran-at eed. Studio apartments
ti(. second floor of Flinn Hall.
Kiddine Rachael. Lawson, In
structor.
IISINESS-WaInted a pos
ition as business manager.
Iave had 11u1ch experience with
i le Carolina (Mlee Wlub. Will
he an invaluable Ian for any
lusiness firn. Apply to 11er
cules Wise.
V(A)( 1A L-I can make you
sing like a peacock. IHave sue
C(4ed1(.4d with the (lee club.
(Give me a chance before trying
with soe unrel iale t eIchIer.
FOR S1A 1E--ne French
poodle cheap. 0. L. Keith.
VANTEl)-One neck piece.
E. If. Folk.
V A N T E 1)-A i effective
sprinkler svstem for my class
room, it is so dr.y that, it is iot
possible to See the Prof. for the
du Dst. I)ean Frierson.
W.A NTE I )-An answer to
the question, "Ilow much dew
wvoiul t dmew drop drop if a dew
drop volid drop dew." Write
Cheimlistry l)ept-., ITvIi%. of R. C.
Latest Song Hits at Carolina
Volmllies of sonild that in
qualit.) equals that of any
"tinig 4Out the l i ll , ing in the
New Year" celebration you
eVer hkeardl, issue from the Uni
versity chapel daily. A glance
within revealIs the chief offend
vi. Picture a full moon sur
mounted with a corn-tassel 1111d
you have the owner of a imlost
W01(lerfuli and far-screeching
b-aIomIetriCal vOic( Who lead1s
Car-olilla's tomi-cat chorus.
Ifis latest innovation is "o.'
Iiave solieolne uinexpectedly
ram a. hat, pin into your anato
Iy an( the resultinlg sponltanll
(;ous vocalization will put you
oin the right key of this iusical
gemi.
igs oT the Better Sort
ke to be Well Dressed
~he Famous
do and Full Dress Suits
MA C'S Big Val
ASH ER Y
J STRBBT
TRIC Co.
uid Electrical Supplies
Universal Heating A ppliances
Motors Rewound, Rebuilt
complete stock of Edison
mobile and Residence
jate your business
Next to New Pastoffica