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Brown: "T'hI'lere is not a boy inl this town who is as elev er as our Tom." mrs. Black :"lIlow is that?" Mrs. Brown: "Look at these two chairs. Tom made them out of his own head, and he has enough wood left to muake an arlilhair." FORCEN) COMPLIIMENT. "I must say those biseuits are fine,'" exclaimed the young husband. "lIow01, could you say those were fine biscuits?" inquired iis ilother, when they were alone. "I didn't say they were fine, mother. I merely said I must say so."-Boston Transcript. AU RELIO ...Professional Ve photograph furniture, ma flash light, copy work College Work Phone 1615 Main Street Clothing and Furnishit for Young Men who 1 Featuring Kincaid & Kimball Tux< Little Store M CO HABERI 1343 MAEl B-C ELEC Electrical Contractors Westinghouse-Hot Point and Service Shop Maintained. and Repaired. We carry a Mazda Lamps for Aut service. We appre< 1215 Gervais Street * 298ft-a-c99s8f g MODERN. He told the shy maid of his love, The color left her cheeks; But onl the shoulder of his coat It showed for several weeks. JsTr A GRoucin. Bacon: "Let me shake your hand, dear boy. This is one of the happiest days of your life." Eghert: "You're too previ ails, old man. I'm not to he mlarried until tomorrow, you know." Bacon: "That's what I say. This is one of the happiest days of your life. WI[ERE TIIRE's A Wilm. Tim: "Inl the parlor last night Helen wouldn't kiss me because it might wake up tle family." Tom: "Tough luck, old top." Tim : "Not at all, we left the parlor."-Ohio Sun Dial. Mrs. A: "Why don't you ask your husbalnd's advice?" IMrs. B: "I intend to, ily dear, just as soon as I've made up my mind% what I intend to do." WHIAT Ar11TEY Nowv? She: "IIow did they ever come to in-arry?" TIe: "Oh, the same old story. Started out to be good friends, you know, and later oil chanlged their minds." MOTiER'S ART. It was the draving class at the school. "Sargent was a great artist," said the teacher. "With one stroke le could change a smil ing face into a sorrowful one." "That ain't nothing," piped up Johnny. "Me mother does that to ile lots of times." -Chicago News. CTOLDEN SILENCE. She wasn't nuch to speak of, Her face was long and thin. IIer hair was thick and mussy; She had a pointed chin. But evenI so, she dressed well, And gracefully she'd walk; Mainly, though, I married hier Because she cold1n't talk ! -Reserve Wreekly. Whenci miy father and~ miother were miarriedh, M~oth,er had one (dollar and father had( only s.ev nt-iecents. And( now when they get ini a dlisp)ute, Alother always throws it up to h:thier that lhe miarriedh her for her mone1 iy. A. L.-"Who was the first person to swear?" S. L.-"Eve." S. L.--"Because Adam saidl to Eve, 'May I kiss you?' Eve said, 'I dlon't care A-dam if you (10." As the Ian and maid stroll ed throulgl the pictur gal lery' the wvomlan stopped beforv one exIibit. "O0h, how Sweet !" she brea t hed. "I wonder what it mleanls?" questioned the young fellow, as he eyed the pictured pair who clung together in an attitude of love and longing. "Oh, Charlie, don't you see?" the girl chided tenderly. "He has just asked her to marry him and she has consented. It's lovely! What does t he artist call the piteure?" The young; man leaned near er and eyed a little label on tie frame. "I IIee !. he cried. It's printed ol this card, here, 'Sold !' OBLIGING. Wifie: "Oi, Harry, you are drunk again. You have broken the promise you made to me." Hubby: "Hic, n'ver min, dear11, 'salri,' I'll-hic-make you another one." -Sun Dodger. THI"IAPPEAt's8 MIISTAKE. "Will you let le," said the stu dent, As lie quickly doffed his cap, But the maiden with the right hook Handed him an awful slap. And the student's face was crilmson, As he stood before the lass, But lie finished out the senl tence, "Will you kindly let me pass?" --Colo. College Tiger. 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