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. Chewning says that his poetry ..should go fast because it has so ?many feet. * Old Jodh (who has just pur 'chased stamp) : Would yer mind ' a-stickin' of it on fer me, Missie? C. Oi ain't no scholard.-Life. V" Overheard at the basketball game: "Oh, what a fascinating game! How many halves do they play?" Cuba has three saloons to one policeman. That. gives you three guesses as to where the cop is. Tiger. Jone: ' .v girl has the pret tiest lips I ever saw." Brown: "I'll. put mine against them:"-Davidsonian. According to some students' logic, anything whose sun never sets is immortal. Therefore a hen is immortal, inasmuch as her son never sets." At the Chicora-Car olina Co ed basketball game many differ ent kinds of fouls were called. Blackmon says it couldn't be helped-weren't all the players "chickens?" "Where are you going?" "To raise the wind." "What for?" "To meet a draft."--Orange and Blue. Teacher: What ~ did Milton write after his wife's death? Student: "Paradise Regain ed."-Richmond Collegian. "Have you 'Kissed Me in the Moonlight?'" Atter Ex-Servi The folowing courses are ACCOUNTANCY TYPEWRITING * MECH. DRAWING COTTON CLASSING ~*The Knights of Columbus i 7:30 to 9:30 --Monda ~(The best instruction that< Second Term begins r +Register now atK < block Assembly Stre Monday, Wednesday The clerk turned half way round and answered t "It nust-hae been the man at the other counter. I've been here only a week."-Seesewee Purple. Prof. Snowden in History I: "What great fleet did Philip II of Spain send against England?" Fresh Dowling: "The Invisible Armada, sir." "I flunked flat on that quizz." "What was the matter?" "I had vaseline on my hair and the answer slipped my mind."-Ex. "Do you serve lobsters here?" "Yes, we- serve anybody; sit down."-Medley. Chemistry Professor: Can you name two compounds that con tain starch. McCall (absent - mindedly, thinking of his laundry busi ness) : A shirt and collar, sir. Mother: "Mary, why don't you wear your dress longer?" Mary: "Why mother, I'm not a bit cold."-Tar Baby. Jinks and Jenks met for the first time in years. After fall ing upon each other's necks and chorusing the usual "Howsza boys?" Jinks undertook to be po lite and conversational. "And how," he inquired with a show of interest, "is Mrs. Jenks standing the heat?" Jenks regards him suspicious ly. "How'd you know she was dead," he demanded.-American Legion Weekly. Weight (Waite) counts tre mondously in football, basket ball and track. ition!! ice Men free to you: BOOKKEEPING * STENEGRAPHY SALESMANSHIP ELEMEN. COURSES .; Evening School Sessions i ,~ Wednesday and Friday : anhe had. ow. Ends June 1st. >f C. Building, 1500 t, 7:30 to 9:30 P. M. and Friday. SPORTING BRIEFS. Coach Metzger by spring' practice is fast rounding his 1 football huskies into shape for the coming season. Present in dications are that our slogan "A clean sweep for 1921" can be realized. Baseball practice will begin 1 within a few days. Better be- I gin now to limber up that glass < arm. - Capt. Porter predicts a 1 successful season this year, so I let's show him that we believe < him by giving -our whole-heart ed support and co-operation. SMn In packages of 20 protected by special moisture -proof wrapper. Also in roundi AIR - TIGH T tins of 50. (1C 56P7 The Gameeoek qint suffered tion of a winning aggregation , slight reversal of form last for the 1921 season. veek. However, this only em )hasizes our determination to Why isn't class basketball Inish the season without a fur- well under way by now? PrO ;her defeat. Furman, Citadel per interest is not taken in nd College of Charleston next. class athletics as should be. Excellent material can be What ab'out these big fresh- trained for varsity teams by nen on the campus who are class athletics. We should ap iot going out for spring foot- preciate this fact more than we )all practice? Men of splen- do. lid football physique and capa )le of developing into excellent Little Dave Robinson was 'ootball players are loafing ev- the "snake in the grass" last !ry afternoon, when their pres- fall in the Clemson game. He mce on Davis Field would aid hit hard, too, didn't he, Clem rery materially in the formate son. With acknowledgments to K. . B. do. h,0M. S1lo~t me%f AFLtER MONTHS Rbno Mowths. MY WIFE persuaded nie. fl HAVE it (10gm0. SO I weat around. TO THE photographer. AND GOT uggd. WHEN THE pictures came. I SHOWED then to a gang. OF AMATEUR art critic; AND PROFESSIONAL crabs. DISGUISED AS friends. WHO FAVORED me. WITH SUCH remarks as. "DOESN'T HE look natural?" "HAS IT got a tail?" "A GREAT resemblance." AND THAT last one. MADE ME sore. 80 WHEN friend wife. ADDED HER howl. I TRIED again. THIS TIME they were great. FOR HERE'S what happened. THE PHOTOGRAPHER said. "LOOK THIS way, please." AND H E LD up something. AS H E pushed the button. AND NO one could help. BUT LOOK pleasant.TITupaCstredan WHAT e Ljsense the goodness of those * ~fine Turkish and D)omestic to WAS Anicefull ack.baccos in that wvonderful * * *Chesterfield blend. Taste that OF TE ciaretes,flavor! Sniff' that aroma! * . You'll regis ter "They Satisfy." THAT SATISFY, You can't help it. CJGARE TTBES