The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, February 24, 1921, Page 3, Image 3
. Chewning says that his poetry
..should go fast because it has so
?many feet.
* Old Jodh (who has just pur
'chased stamp) : Would yer mind
' a-stickin' of it on fer me, Missie?
C. Oi ain't no scholard.-Life.
V" Overheard at the basketball
game: "Oh, what a fascinating
game! How many halves do they
play?"
Cuba has three saloons to one
policeman. That. gives you three
guesses as to where the cop is.
Tiger.
Jone: ' .v girl has the pret
tiest lips I ever saw."
Brown: "I'll. put mine against
them:"-Davidsonian.
According to some students'
logic, anything whose sun never
sets is immortal. Therefore a
hen is immortal, inasmuch as
her son never sets."
At the Chicora-Car olina Co
ed basketball game many differ
ent kinds of fouls were called.
Blackmon says it couldn't be
helped-weren't all the players
"chickens?"
"Where are you going?"
"To raise the wind."
"What for?"
"To meet a draft."--Orange
and Blue.
Teacher: What ~ did Milton
write after his wife's death?
Student: "Paradise Regain
ed."-Richmond Collegian.
"Have you 'Kissed Me in the
Moonlight?'"
Atter
Ex-Servi
The folowing courses are
ACCOUNTANCY
TYPEWRITING
* MECH. DRAWING
COTTON CLASSING
~*The Knights of Columbus
i 7:30 to 9:30 --Monda
~(The best instruction that<
Second Term begins r
+Register now atK <
block Assembly Stre
Monday, Wednesday
The clerk turned half way
round and answered t
"It nust-hae been the man at
the other counter. I've been here
only a week."-Seesewee Purple.
Prof. Snowden in History I:
"What great fleet did Philip II of
Spain send against England?"
Fresh Dowling: "The Invisible
Armada, sir."
"I flunked flat on that quizz."
"What was the matter?"
"I had vaseline on my hair
and the answer slipped my
mind."-Ex.
"Do you serve lobsters here?"
"Yes, we- serve anybody; sit
down."-Medley.
Chemistry Professor: Can you
name two compounds that con
tain starch.
McCall (absent - mindedly,
thinking of his laundry busi
ness) : A shirt and collar, sir.
Mother: "Mary, why don't you
wear your dress longer?"
Mary: "Why mother, I'm not
a bit cold."-Tar Baby.
Jinks and Jenks met for the
first time in years. After fall
ing upon each other's necks and
chorusing the usual "Howsza
boys?" Jinks undertook to be po
lite and conversational.
"And how," he inquired with
a show of interest, "is Mrs.
Jenks standing the heat?"
Jenks regards him suspicious
ly. "How'd you know she was
dead," he demanded.-American
Legion Weekly.
Weight (Waite) counts tre
mondously in football, basket
ball and track.
ition!!
ice Men
free to you:
BOOKKEEPING *
STENEGRAPHY
SALESMANSHIP
ELEMEN. COURSES .;
Evening School Sessions i
,~ Wednesday and Friday :
anhe had.
ow. Ends June 1st.
>f C. Building, 1500
t, 7:30 to 9:30 P. M.
and Friday.
SPORTING BRIEFS.
Coach Metzger by spring'
practice is fast rounding his 1
football huskies into shape for
the coming season. Present in
dications are that our slogan
"A clean sweep for 1921" can
be realized.
Baseball practice will begin 1
within a few days. Better be- I
gin now to limber up that glass <
arm. - Capt. Porter predicts a 1
successful season this year, so I
let's show him that we believe <
him by giving -our whole-heart
ed support and co-operation.
SMn
In packages of 20 protected
by special moisture -proof
wrapper. Also in roundi
AIR - TIGH T tins of 50.
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The Gameeoek qint suffered tion of a winning aggregation
, slight reversal of form last for the 1921 season.
veek. However, this only em
)hasizes our determination to Why isn't class basketball
Inish the season without a fur- well under way by now? PrO
;her defeat. Furman, Citadel per interest is not taken in
nd College of Charleston next. class athletics as should be.
Excellent material can be
What ab'out these big fresh- trained for varsity teams by
nen on the campus who are class athletics. We should ap
iot going out for spring foot- preciate this fact more than we
)all practice? Men of splen- do.
lid football physique and capa
)le of developing into excellent Little Dave Robinson was
'ootball players are loafing ev- the "snake in the grass" last
!ry afternoon, when their pres- fall in the Clemson game. He
mce on Davis Field would aid hit hard, too, didn't he, Clem
rery materially in the formate son.
With acknowledgments to K. . B.
do.
h,0M. S1lo~t me%f
AFLtER MONTHS Rbno Mowths.
MY WIFE persuaded nie.
fl HAVE it (10gm0.
SO I weat around.
TO THE photographer.
AND GOT uggd.
WHEN THE pictures came.
I SHOWED then to a gang.
OF AMATEUR art critic;
AND PROFESSIONAL crabs.
DISGUISED AS friends.
WHO FAVORED me.
WITH SUCH remarks as.
"DOESN'T HE look natural?"
"HAS IT got a tail?"
"A GREAT resemblance."
AND THAT last one.
MADE ME sore.
80 WHEN friend wife.
ADDED HER howl.
I TRIED again.
THIS TIME they were great.
FOR HERE'S what happened.
THE PHOTOGRAPHER said.
"LOOK THIS way, please."
AND H E LD up something.
AS H E pushed the button.
AND NO one could help.
BUT LOOK pleasant.TITupaCstredan
WHAT e Ljsense the goodness of those
* ~fine Turkish and D)omestic to
WAS Anicefull ack.baccos in that wvonderful
* * *Chesterfield blend. Taste that
OF TE ciaretes,flavor! Sniff' that aroma!
* . You'll regis ter "They Satisfy."
THAT SATISFY, You can't help it.
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