University of South Carolina Libraries
T 8i M9t zmea$ured by the ck t' ck, .u by what e'elivede - - . StickB' and stopes Mayi ak by bones Bui ta es Will never hurt e. Geiuene dr'unkenness is the el thin. Instead, of doing things to., y, "the wise inr did them sterday. One way to remoye paint is sit down on it suddenly and en get up again. A man. who is satisfied with j9b never reaches the top of e ladder. A large portion of our stand army does a stunt on the eet cars during 'the rush urs. It'is easier for a married man pack his trunk than it is for bachelor-he has less to ck. Of all sad words Of quill or pen, The saddest of these y We might have gin. Some students think they ow human nature and there re do not have to"study their ychology. Their high opin n of themselves is rudely Locked whgen Dr. Morse, puts his examination. Judge (giving advice to a ntleman of color) " "Fight it it and then let them fight it Lt. You' like to see a fight, n't .you?" G. of C.: "Yassah.- Oh, yas h. I likes ter- see a fight-I es ter see de fur fly-but I n't care about furnishin' ne er de fur." Miss Dukes: "Pearl, you ear a lot of expensive clothes, n't yout" The *Wigwai Inc. 1218 Ma Cigars, Soda,.s I Agents for John. COLUML on hi'incore tax." "Rat" Holt: '?I ain't gpi ' to that Fieshrian Receptiop. Down there where everybody gets a shower bath ain't to place for a recepf ani." EXCHANGES. -'the 'Tst. Small Brother: - "Bet he'd kiss you if I weren't Aere." Sister:. "You bad boy. Run away this very instant." -Anquan. She: "After we are mar ried, dear, will you love me al ways?" Nungezer: "Why, honey;, I've loved you all the ways I know how already." -Furman Hornet. If the fellow who loves a book is called a book-worm, is a fellow. who loves to atay in b,ed a bed bug?-Ek i[. Clem son Tiger. HAROLD EUBANKS HANGS OUT HIS SHINGLE. A graduate of tire 1920 Law Class, and South , Carolina's youngest lawyer, A. Harold Eu banks started his practice of law in Columbia at 1422 Main on last Monday morning. According to the laws of the state, no one, can practice law in the state until he is, 21 years of age, but by a spe'cial act of the legislature, Mr. Eubanks was admitted to the bar at the age of 20. Undaunted at his extreme youth, he 'believes he can give the other barristers of the city a run for their buei ness. Mr. Eubanks came to the University in the fall of 1918 after his graduation frorn Richmond Military Academy in Augusa, finishing his law course at the University with the class of '20 at the age of 19. His friends at Carolina ex tend him their best wishes for a successful career in the pro fession he has chosen. V in Street MIagazines ocket Billiards' son 's Chocolates IA. S. C. r ". g.f i NbwAiog4ther -d AROL1~I~ McMASTERS LOAF AT Let Athletic Goods 0 BOOK Clothe and fur4sJ COLUMBIA, . SH P.. F ' I I SHOPy el . and at three historic banquets c4I fact: iithin a single week last fall, grat civic dinners were tendered at the Waldor-Astoria "ust enough Turkish" to General Pershing, to Herbert Hoover and Fact liesihse ake atia'sto Cardinal Mercier. And at all three of these place among eigarettesFuaqt . famous banquets, the only cigarette served by A few years ago, the "proper" the hosts was Fatima. tigon such state occasions wul have been an expensive, fancy-boxed, straight Turkish Today, things are different. Men base their ohoice on taste rather than price. "That Fatima should be so clearl the choice of men hocan aord anythinE they lik, shows that most smok- su 1 (Ii. ' era really prefer-not too muchs Turkish tobacco in their 'ia rettes nor too little-- but just ....h-raA S-ensible C arette