The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, October 07, 1920, Page 3, Image 3
T 8i M9t zmea$ured by the
ck t' ck, .u by what
e'elivede - - .
StickB' and stopes
Mayi ak by bones
Bui ta es Will never hurt
e.
Geiuene dr'unkenness is the
el thin.
Instead, of doing things to.,
y, "the wise inr did them
sterday.
One way to remoye paint is
sit down on it suddenly and
en get up again.
A man. who is satisfied with
j9b never reaches the top of
e ladder.
A large portion of our stand
army does a stunt on the
eet cars during 'the rush
urs.
It'is easier for a married man
pack his trunk than it is for
bachelor-he has less to
ck.
Of all sad words
Of quill or pen,
The saddest of these
y We might have gin.
Some students think they
ow human nature and there
re do not have to"study their
ychology. Their high opin
n of themselves is rudely
Locked whgen Dr. Morse, puts
his examination.
Judge (giving advice to a
ntleman of color) " "Fight it
it and then let them fight it
Lt. You' like to see a fight,
n't .you?"
G. of C.: "Yassah.- Oh, yas
h. I likes ter- see a fight-I
es ter see de fur fly-but I
n't care about furnishin'
ne er de fur."
Miss Dukes: "Pearl, you
ear a lot of expensive clothes,
n't yout"
The
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1218 Ma
Cigars, Soda,.s
I
Agents for John.
COLUML
on hi'incore tax."
"Rat" Holt: '?I ain't gpi ' to
that Fieshrian Receptiop.
Down there where everybody
gets a shower bath ain't to
place for a recepf ani."
EXCHANGES.
-'the 'Tst.
Small Brother: - "Bet he'd
kiss you if I weren't Aere."
Sister:. "You bad boy. Run
away this very instant."
-Anquan.
She: "After we are mar
ried, dear, will you love me al
ways?"
Nungezer: "Why, honey;,
I've loved you all the ways I
know how already."
-Furman Hornet.
If the fellow who loves a
book is called a book-worm, is
a fellow. who loves to atay in
b,ed a bed bug?-Ek i[. Clem
son Tiger.
HAROLD EUBANKS
HANGS OUT HIS SHINGLE.
A graduate of tire 1920 Law
Class, and South , Carolina's
youngest lawyer, A. Harold Eu
banks started his practice of
law in Columbia at 1422 Main
on last Monday morning.
According to the laws of the
state, no one, can practice law
in the state until he is, 21 years
of age, but by a spe'cial act of
the legislature, Mr. Eubanks
was admitted to the bar at the
age of 20. Undaunted at his
extreme youth, he 'believes he
can give the other barristers of
the city a run for their buei
ness.
Mr. Eubanks came to the
University in the fall of 1918
after his graduation frorn
Richmond Military Academy in
Augusa, finishing his law
course at the University with
the class of '20 at the age of
19.
His friends at Carolina ex
tend him their best wishes for
a successful career in the pro
fession he has chosen.
V
in Street
MIagazines
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son 's Chocolates
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r ". g.f i
NbwAiog4ther -d AROL1~I~
McMASTERS LOAF AT Let
Athletic
Goods
0 BOOK Clothe and fur4sJ
COLUMBIA, . SH P..
F ' I I
SHOPy
el
. and at three historic banquets
c4I fact:
iithin a single week last fall, grat civic
dinners were tendered at the Waldor-Astoria
"ust enough Turkish" to General Pershing, to Herbert Hoover and
Fact liesihse ake atia'sto Cardinal Mercier. And at all three of these
place among eigarettesFuaqt . famous banquets, the only cigarette served by
A few years ago, the "proper" the hosts was Fatima.
tigon such state occasions
wul have been an expensive,
fancy-boxed, straight Turkish
Today, things are different.
Men base their ohoice on taste
rather than price. "That Fatima
should be so clearl the choice
of men hocan aord anythinE
they lik, shows that most smok- su 1 (Ii. '
era really prefer-not too muchs
Turkish tobacco in their 'ia
rettes nor too little-- but just
....h-raA S-ensible C arette