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Sortn MapVtro Misery loves company and so does a marriagable young lady. TO PROF. J. The work is hard He marks you low, Don't waste yours brains Just let it go. Prof. M. to Fresh.: How did Martin Luther die? Fresh.: He was excommuni cated by a bull. Sargeant DeLoach: If you men don't believe that this column is crooked everyman step right out and take a look. He kissed her on the cheek, It seemed a playful frolic But he's been sick a week, They say with painter's colic. Dr. Wauchope, in English: "What part of speech is a kiss?" Miss Daniels: "A conjunc tion." Miss S.: I heard the strang est noise in the library last night. I wonder what it could have been. Jenkins, absently: Book worms, I suppose. Prof. S-th, becoming exas perated with Fresh. Green: Look here, Green, I'll take care that you won't be the biggest fool in the class as long as I'm here. Mary (to studious Co-ed in library) : "What fruit does a newly married couple remind you of? Helen registers blank stupid ity. Mary-A green pair. Dr. Moore, giving a lecture on the rhinoceros, found his class very inattentive. 'Now gentlemen," he said, "if you want to realize the true hideous nature of this animal you must keep your eyes fixed on me." Prof. Carson (in Physics class) : Mr. Porter, what is usually used as a conductor in electrical equipment? Mr. Porter (groping) : Why er Prof. C.: Yes, wire. Now what is the unit of electrical work? Mr. Porter (pretending not to hear) : What, sir? Prof. C.: Yes, watt-very good, indeed. In Ye Good Ole Days Tailor to Prof. S.: What size shall I make your hip pockets, Professor, pint or quart? Too much Turkish or Just enough Turkish? IN one way, .t least, smoking is Perhaps this is the mai reason exactly like eating. why so many smokers of straight The more rich and delicious a Turkish cigarettes keep switching certain food is, the more care people to Fatimas. take to avoid eating too much of it-for instance, plum pudding or Less worry about candy.too many" Tht same rule applies to smoking. Cigar smokers, for example, are thef reasoni uiioubtedly is today more careful to avoid too treat many rich, havy avaas. (In fact, smokers so kindly. The Turkish is moan mor, iga saoers. (no act soerfectly "bh :l:ncecl" by tihe other more and more cigar smokers nowFatima smoke cigarettes too, to help cut smokers never have any worry about down the number of cigars.) In the same way, cigarette smokers are learning that Turkish tobacco, delicious as it is, is zo over-rich or heavy that a man can easily smoke AT al) rate, whatever the reason too much of it. Illay be, Fatima keeps oi attract ing imore and inore (of those smiokers But thej are learning also that, who, if they preferred the fancy, instead of cutting down the number expensive, straight Turkish ciga of cigarette per d.ay, they can cut rettes, could easily afford them. down on the propor ion of Turkish inThis is shown, of course, by in 'eh cga rlic.Fatima's recordl in having won the top notch ini sales at so many of the How to reduce on fashionable clubs and hot is and Turkish other promnent places all over the TIHEYcan ,d othis by switching from straight Turkish t a part Turkish, How much or "Turkish blend," ( i rettes. The first Turkish blrnd cigarette is just enough"? ever made-and the one which has always held first-rank importance is Fatima. is Faima.rette containing just enough Turkish? Fatima contains z:zore Turkish Not too much nor too Iittle Turkish, than d ies any other Turkish blend but just enough. Make a test for cigarette, yourself. FAT IM A Sensible Cgarefte 20 for 23 cents Wingfieldthatsatimg tt 1443ccosin S tebenthtFim