The gamecock. (Columbia, S.C.) 1908-2006, November 13, 1919, Page 5, Image 5
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Misery loves company and
so does a marriagable young
lady.
TO PROF. J.
The work is hard
He marks you low,
Don't waste yours brains
Just let it go.
Prof. M. to Fresh.: How did
Martin Luther die?
Fresh.: He was excommuni
cated by a bull.
Sargeant DeLoach: If you
men don't believe that this
column is crooked everyman
step right out and take a look.
He kissed her on the cheek,
It seemed a playful frolic
But he's been sick a week,
They say with painter's colic.
Dr. Wauchope, in English:
"What part of speech is a
kiss?"
Miss Daniels: "A conjunc
tion."
Miss S.: I heard the strang
est noise in the library last
night. I wonder what it could
have been.
Jenkins, absently: Book
worms, I suppose.
Prof. S-th, becoming exas
perated with Fresh. Green:
Look here, Green, I'll take care
that you won't be the biggest
fool in the class as long as I'm
here.
Mary (to studious Co-ed in
library) : "What fruit does a
newly married couple remind
you of?
Helen registers blank stupid
ity.
Mary-A green pair.
Dr. Moore, giving a lecture
on the rhinoceros, found his
class very inattentive.
'Now gentlemen," he said,
"if you want to realize the true
hideous nature of this animal
you must keep your eyes fixed
on me."
Prof. Carson (in Physics
class) : Mr. Porter, what is
usually used as a conductor in
electrical equipment?
Mr. Porter (groping) : Why
er
Prof. C.: Yes, wire. Now
what is the unit of electrical
work?
Mr. Porter (pretending not
to hear) : What, sir?
Prof. C.: Yes, watt-very
good, indeed.
In Ye Good Ole Days
Tailor to Prof. S.: What size
shall I make your hip pockets,
Professor, pint or quart?
Too much Turkish
or
Just enough Turkish?
IN one way, .t least, smoking is Perhaps this is the mai reason
exactly like eating. why so many smokers of straight
The more rich and delicious a Turkish cigarettes keep switching
certain food is, the more care people to Fatimas.
take to avoid eating too much of
it-for instance, plum pudding or Less worry about
candy.too many"
Tht same rule applies to smoking.
Cigar smokers, for example, are thef reasoni uiioubtedly is
today more careful to avoid too treat
many rich, havy avaas. (In fact, smokers so kindly. The Turkish is
moan mor, iga saoers. (no act soerfectly "bh :l:ncecl" by tihe other
more and more cigar smokers nowFatima
smoke cigarettes too, to help cut smokers never have any worry about
down the number of cigars.)
In the same way, cigarette smokers
are learning that Turkish tobacco,
delicious as it is, is zo over-rich or
heavy that a man can easily smoke AT al) rate, whatever the reason
too much of it. Illay be, Fatima keeps oi attract
ing imore and inore (of those smiokers
But thej are learning also that, who, if they preferred the fancy,
instead of cutting down the number expensive, straight Turkish ciga
of cigarette per d.ay, they can cut rettes, could easily afford them.
down on the propor ion of Turkish
inThis is shown, of course, by
in 'eh cga rlic.Fatima's recordl in having won the
top notch ini sales at so many of the
How to reduce on fashionable clubs and hot is and
Turkish other promnent places all over the
TIHEYcan ,d othis by switching from
straight Turkish t a part Turkish, How much
or "Turkish blend," ( i rettes.
The first Turkish blrnd cigarette is just enough"?
ever made-and the one which has
always held first-rank importance
is Fatima.
is Faima.rette containing just enough Turkish?
Fatima contains z:zore Turkish Not too much nor too Iittle Turkish,
than d ies any other Turkish blend but just enough. Make a test for
cigarette, yourself.
FAT IM
A Sensible Cgarefte
20 for 23 cents
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