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V ' * ' r rf<V to '"31b'- r *' \ mm t < y > I, 1 L < h '■<*Nk w&*- ""i'r,' & Tft. MSKUf AGaICULTURB. 1 • ■ 1 Tiui Waukiko Hobsi.—Tbe country would reap Inoanulaliie benefit if the walk of its ordinary horses could be accelerated a single mile per hour beyond what Is now general. It would put millions of dcllars extra into tne national pockets every yew. We might tare bprses which would walk five miles an hour, just pa naturally '“rWs easily as thraf to 3 and a half, and rarely ijt four, as is now the rule. All the xann, and much of the country-road, and town street home work is done' at a walk. It costs no moiS to feed a smart walker, than it does a stow, logy one, ana frequently not so much. JNow let any one. calculate the profit and Advantage of using the for* mer in preference U the latter. Let the fanner see how much more lapd per day lie can get picked tod lharrowed; hOw many more joads Gf hay, straw, grain and vegetables he cau take to market; and how much more rapidly he is able to accomplish all his other work, and he will have little patience iin'keeping r a al6w walking hone any longer It will- be the same with the expressman, the teamster, and the truck man. i ~ l I Bellfounder, got by the (Msbrated Im ported trotting horse of this name, out of Lady Alport, was not only a t?st trotter, but had a natural, easy walk ot five miles per hour. He was kept by one family several yean; and nearly all his stock, out of quite common mares, proved excellent walkers. This shows how easily and rap idly an increased fast walking stock may be bred by all farmers, if they will only take due pains to select the stallions to which they msy hereafter nick their mares. A fast walking hone commands a consid erably higher price with those who care for the pace, than a alow walker, and such buyers are constantly on the increase now, and that day will come oy and by when a slow walker will hardly get a bid. The fastest walk I have yet seen exactly tuned and put on record, was that of the English Horse Sloven. He made, without extra effort 6. tiH miles per hour. All agricultu ral societies ought to give good premiums to fast walking horses, the highest prize to be awarded to the one which walked five miles per hour, tl}e second to four and a half; aides;'The third to four miles. DOMESTIC. Cold Wateb Dwranf*.—Oold water baths of the " v in are good, but it is doubtful if flooding the stomach onjgo- iug to bed and on rising is not on the whole, the most profitable form of cold bathing. Costiveness, piles and indi gee tien ar > unifonaily relieved by this oming and evening cold douche. Tim uantity must be determined by eaon one for himself. Two er three swallows will do to begin with, but the quantity will aoon grow to a tumblerful; and I have known persons to use much more with marked benefit. If wisely man aged every dyspeptic will be greatly improved by this oold stomach bath. A Ccbb fox Oobns. —The Scientific This last should be the least time for which to award a prize, and all breeds should be allowed to compete. . How Buttbb Mat be, BroiLKDi—Good butter may be spoiled In Churning. Over- churn mg ruins the texture and changes the proper waxmess to a disagreeable, sick ly greasmees. This is the more easily done in a churn with dashes, which will press the butter against the sides of he churn and squeeze and rub it until it is spoiled. Too long churning spoilt the quality by the oxidation of the buuer and the premature formation of strong-flavored acids in it, the full presence of which we call rancidity. It may be spoiled at too high a temperature, by which it is made soft and oily, and of greasy tenure and flavor. £lo subsequent treatment can rem edy this error. It may be spoiled before the cream reaches the churn by keeping it too long, or, what is praslically the same, by keeping it in too warm a place; 50 de grees is about the right temperature If the cream is kept a week; If it is kept at 62 degrees three days is long enough. White specks are produced in butter by over churning or by having tne cream too sour. Either of these faults produce curd in the milk, and the small flakes of this cannot be washed out of the butter. MUk from a cow in ill nealth and that is acid when drawn, will produce speeky butter, bo will the use of salt containing specks of liioe.whicV unite with the butter and form insoluble lime soap. White specks are covered up to a large extent by using good coloring, which is made of oil as tne sol vent. But this use of colonhg being used to disguise a fault, and lo and an undeaer- ved virtue, is worthy of denunciation. Thk same treatment in winter will not answer for all reot-crops-alike. Beets and carrots are the least hardy of all, and when frozen lose their sweetness to a marked extent. The parsnip is not only not injur ed, but many thick it is greatly improved by freezing, if the amount of sugar is not actually increased, its flesh ip so moditted that it tastes sweeter. The parfmp and salsify are our very hardiest foeta—though we should include horseradish—and may be left without harm in the soil where they geew. But, as we cannot depend upon finding the ground open at all times, a share ahould be dug to supply the table. These may be packed in boxes or barrels and if they are to be. kept in the cellar, should be covered with sand to prevent them from shriveling. They can as well be placed in some shed or other outbuild- ing. lx all the tests bf the new grapes It should be remembered that tbe test for mildew is not conclusive unless tbe vine has acquired age. Most yery young vines arc exempt. It would seem that after a few years the annual pruning destroys the proper proptrtioq •between branches and root. If this tw tie true cause root prun ing should be a remedy. ignf .American, s very reliable paper, gives the following recipe as a sure cure for corns. As the remedy is vtiy simple, if any of our readers are afflicted with corns it would probably be well for them to give it a trial: “Take one- fourth cap of strong vinegar; crumble . into it some bread. Let it stand half an hour, or until it softens into a good poultioe. Then apply, on retiring at night. In the morning the soreness will be gone, and the corn can be picked out. If the corn is a very obstinate one it may require two or more applications to effect a cure.'’ Chaib Cushion.—Out strips of calico (only six or eight cents per yard) about three-fourths of an inch wide, bias or straight (the framer is prettier, the lat ter firmer and more durable). Knit plain with wooden needles size of a lead pencil, making strips or blocks, then join together to size wished to cov er top of oushion, which is made of ticking stuffed with hair. Of course woolen or silk pieces would make a much handsomer oushion, but calico poes nicely, only it will not hold the color as well. Bugs can be made in the same way, lining with bugging or old carpet. The more colors used the prettier the effect. Fxhnob Pancakes.—Take two eggs, one tablespooafui of sifted sugar, two tablespoanluis of flour, half a pint of new milk. Beat the eggs thoroughly and put them into the bowl with the butter, which should be beaten to a cream; stir in the sugar and flour, and, when these ingredients are well mixed, add the milk. Keep stirring and beat ing the mixture for a few minutes; put -the batter on buttered plates and bake in a quiok oven hi teen minutes. Serve with slices of lemon and powdered su gar or with layers of cakes and layers of marmalade or preserves between them. Scotch PcnJowo (Plain).—In a quar ter of a pint of cold milk stir in two ounces of finely ground oatmeal, mix thoroughly, then add to this a pint of boiled milk. Sweeten with lump sugai while ou the lire, but do uot let the mixture boil. In order to thicken it stir in about two ounces of fine bread crumbs. As the milk and oatmeal eools it ought to be thick. Beat up two eggs and mix with the oatmeal; flavor with cinnamon or nutmeg; pour in a buttered bukiug-dish and bake slowly one boor, A few seeded raisins are a nice addition to this pudding. Baked Turnips.—Pare and cook until nearly tender in salted boiling water, drain and lay in a baking dish, and ponr over them a sauce made as follows: Two large tablespooufuls of butter and two heaping tablespoonfuls of floor, stirred together in a skillet; when thor oughly heated and mixed add a teacup ful of milk, stirring it in gradually, with a little pepper and salt. Add lit tle bite of broken butter over the top of the turnips. When you have poured on the sauce bake in a brisk oven over twenty minutes. A Common Mistake —A very common mistake in dwelling-honses is to fix a stove on a sheet of iron or other metal, laid directly on the wood flooring. This, though intended as a measure of V i HTlftOBQU& A bridal couple’s talk: A bride and bridegroom sat opposite me at the Fifth Avenue table d’hote night before last. They oaUed for consomme and ripped it “I’m ever so fond of consomme, aren’t you?” she asked. *’Yes,” said he, awfully” "TPs different from most soups,” she continued. “Yes so it is,” he made answer, “totally different” “And,” she went on, ‘•it’s juch a lovely color, too; don’t you think so ?” “Love ly color,” he repeated* 'Tfsaditierent color from oyster soup, isn’t it?” con tinued Mm. Yoxnghusb&nd, as . «he sipped it again. “Ho it is.” said the Benedict; “by Jbve, I newer noticed it before 1” Then the waiter brought them fish and over it dhey.went oa in the same idiotic way. Don’t you think brides awfully funny ? Don’t you ? I do! Important ProSIanutMon. * * ' The Hon. Peter Bowe is Sheriff of tbe City and County of New York. Recently In conversation with one of our reporters, Mr. Bowe proclaimed the following fact: “1 consider St. Jacobs Oil an excellent remedy, and one that ought certainly to find its way'lnto evtty household. Mrs. Bowe always has a bottle of it there, and makes a family remedy of it.”—Aieto York Evening Telegram. me. S AT81 Boston pbvMelsm u has wt equal as a blood purifier, ifearing of it* many wonderful cures after all outer remedies had failed, I visited the Laboratory, and oonrlnced myself of It* merit. It Is prepared floqi barks, roots and herbs, each of wblcn Is effective, and they are compounded In Bush a manner m.to produce aatonishuig reaalts,” VegctJne Is the great Blood-Purmer. ; Vegetine . Will cure the-worst ease of Scrofula. Vegetine Is recommended by pnjalclan* and apothecaries. 1 egetine Has effected eome marvelous cures in eases < Cancer. \ egetine Cures the worst esses of Canker. Vegetine Will eradicate salt Rheum from the system. Vegetine It is Cardinal Manning who relates this incident as having happened to himself: One night i' was returning to my residence in - Westminster when I met a poor man carrying a basket and smoking a pipe. I thought over this Aristotelian syllogism: He who smokes gets thirsty; he who is thirsty desires to drink; he who drinks too much gets dnuik; he wb* gets drunk goes hejl. This man 48 if danger of mc^thl sin. Let fUue&vei huh. I affedtionat&ly ad dressed him: “Are you a Catholic?” “lam; thanks be to Qod.” ‘'Where are you from?” “From Cork, your rever ence.” “Are you a member of the Total Abstinence Society?” “No. your reverence.” “Now,” said I, “that is very wrong. Look at me; I am a mem ber.” “Faith; may be your reverence has need of it!”'! shook hands with him and left him. ‘ Bsmovts Pimples and Humors from tbe face. Vegetine Is tat great remedy for General Debility. ’ Vegetine b acknowledged by aU claasea of people te be tae beat and meet reliable blood puri fier In tb* world. Phyelelana ana Apothecaries ■peak. Thousands apeak. Vkostins to acknowledged and reoommende l by physicians and apothecaries to be the best purifier and cleanser of the blood yet discovered, and thousands epeak in ita praise who have been restored to healtlL Vegetine is Sold by All Druggists. » X -'A- is HP i ■ . ■ '.*i . %*“Do not grasp at the lhadow and lose the substance.'’ Kidney-Wort is able to convert you from a shadow of your former self into the substance of estab lished health. Said a sufferer from kid ney trouble when asked to try Kidnoy- Wort for a remedy. “I’U try it, bat it will be my last dose.” It cured him and now-he recommends IV to-alL It you have disordered kidneys don’t fail to try it. fitaT'Nothing so simple and pertect for coloring as the Diamond Dyes, For carpet rags, better and cheaper than any other dve-stuffs. An English paper asserts that it costs as much to transport a bushel of wheat twelve miles on a turnpike road in Eng land as from ad American seaport across the broad Atlantic. Butchkra’ waste, such as plucks, etc., when boiled and thickened with meal, &n- safer a good purpose as a substitute for in- sects when led to poultry. Tki stock raisers of California estimate the aggregate value of their flock* and herds a* 135,000,000. The number of horned cattle is placed at 2,150,000 Xebacluiuiucriars Doorstep, In the Egyptian ana Assyrian gallery at the British museum, London, and in close contiguity to the Hittite monuments and the brupze gates of Shalmaneser, there has just becn>Uctd an object of considerable interest—a bronze doorstep from the great temple of E-Saggil, at Borsippa, a suburb or division of Babylon. The doorstep not only has inscribed on it the name of Neb uchadnezzar, but also mentions his health or restoration to health. The doorstep may thus have been a votive offering. The thought may suggest itself whether the inscription on the doorstep has any re- relst ion to the madness of Nebuchadnez zar spoken of in the well-known words of the fourth chapter of Darnel, which record how the renowned monarch, after looking with pride on the great Babylcta which be had built, was in tbe “same hour driven from among men. and did eat grass as oxen, and his body was wet with tfifi/Uw of Heaven, till his hairs were grown like eagles’ feathers and his nails like birds’ claws.” It would not. however, be easy to make such an identification. The tem ple of E Saggil to which the doorstep pertained, was a famous seat of Babylo man idolatry, and remained such until tbe tune of Nabonidas, the last Babylo nian King. The dedication ot the door step would thus scarcely be consistent with Nebuchadnezzar’s worshiping the God of ls.ael, as mentioned In Dan. iv.: 34 87. safety, is really au invitation to danger, for the metal soon becomre heated, and, as the wood beneath it is desiccated, the chances of tire are heightened. The stove should either stand upon a slab of stone, or else the sheet of metal upon which it is fixed should be raised a few inches from the timber, the space below either being tilled in with some non- conducting material, or left for the circulation of a currant of air. Nkw Blow-Pupe.—A blow-pipe has been patented in Germany in which the air blown into the month-piece passes throngh a valve into a caoutchouc bag, which is enclosed in the tube, and nerves as regulator of the issuing air in a case of intermittent blowing. The valve prevents return of the air fore ad in. ¥ Paper Cups.—Paper has come into use in some of the restaurants in Berlin as plates for dry or semi-dry articles of food. There is no reason why glazed paper caps should not be employed at railroad stations, so that passengers could take a cop of coffee dong with them, instead of hastily drinking it at a lunch-counter. Work Pouck—Take three oval-shap ed pieces of cardboard, covered and lined neatly with bright worsted or silk, and whipped together, leaving one seam open, it can only be opened by pres sing on the ends. It most be larger directly in the centre than anvwhere else. It will hold both spool and trim ming. SflOPKNa Bag.—Use narrow blue and white striped ticking, out about eight inches long and ten inche* wide. The blue stripes are covered with gilt biaid, and the white stripes ornamented with point-russe stitch in colored silks. The bag is then topped with colored satin, red, brown, blue or green, and i* gath ered with a drawstring at the top. Waste Basket.—Cut three pieces of pasteboard the same size and shape; cover them with brown holland, em broidery with any pretty design, and line with turkey red. Sew them to gether in a triangular box and fit a pasteboard for the bottom. A scarlet ooid sewed round the edge and tassels at the corners will finish the box pret tily. Sobs Throat. —To make a good gar gle for the throat, take one teaspoonful of cayenne pepper, one teaspoon fnl of salt, one pint of water and two table spoonfuls of vinegar; sweeten to test a with honey or loaf-sugar, mix together and bottle. Imitation Ground Glams.—a very useful kind of varnish which is excellent for producing imitation ground gi— t and will doubtless be found available for other purposes, is—Sandarac, eigh teen parts; mastic, four; ether, two hundred, benzol, from seventy to one hundred parts. Tbe other day a city law student ap plied to Judge Boyd for the hearing »f a division court suit under the mechan ic’s lien act. An objection was raised by oounoel on the other side on the ground that the matter was coming up in the court of chancery, where the lien could be argued. “But,” urged the embryo lawyer, “this will put my client to more ooets.” “Just so,” replied his honor, “but you will get yonr costs in the chancery court, and yon cannot get costs in the division court.” “I would get my costs off the hen, yonr honor,” persisted th<5 student. “True,” said the judge, “and they would be lean costs!” The temptation was too great even for a learned judge too resist. Monroe, M;oh„ Sept. 25. 1875. Sibi—1 have taken Hop Bitters for in flammation of kidneys and bladder. It has done for me what four doctors failed to do> The effect of Hop Bitters seemed like magic to me. W. L. GARTER. ANAKESIS Dr. S. SUsbee’s External Pile Remedy OlVM iMtant relief end la an InfaUibU CURE F0B ALL KINDS OF PILES. per bo* yeiclan* lox!94A AnaiuiY* Overworked Americans: A travel- stained tramp was seen sitting under the protecting aegis of a stone wall this morning with a newspaper in his hand. “Yes,” he remarked, sadly, “Herbert is right: overwork is what’s raising the deuce with ns Americans. But as long as I live it shall be my endeavor to stand as aiiving rebuke to the spirit of unrest which animates so many of our people, and which is hiding so m my of our young and promising men in early gjaves. ” having East Inc Consumption Cnrod. old physician, retired trom practice, had placed in his hands by so idla; missionary the formula of a ample vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Consumption. Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat and Lung Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Ootnplalori, after having tested its wondertul curative powers in thousands^ of cases, has felt it ms duty to make it known to his suffering fellows. Actuated by this motive and a desire to relieve hu man suffering, 1 will send free of charge, to all who desire It, this receipe, in Ger man, French or English, with foil direc tions for [preparing and using. Bent by mail by addressing with stamp, naming this paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Power'* Block, Bochetter. N Y. Reformed: in learning that the young Taupin had just received an in heritance one of his creditors hastened to preeent his bill. “Oh, don’! let ns speak of those things,” said the young man, “I have thrown a veil over the past 1” A Car* of Pnemnonl*. Mr. D. H. ttaraaby. of Owe*ro. New York, u>* that hi* daughter wa* taken with « violent bold whu h ter ulneted with pneumonia, and ail the beat phyelelana gave the eaae mp and aald ahe oould not live but a few hour* at moat Hhewaa in thla condition when a friend recommended Dr. Wm. HaU’a Balaam for the Longa end adviaed her to try it She accepted it ae a laet reaort, and waa aurprieed to find that It prodooed a marked change for the better, and hr persevering in Ita uae a permanent cure waa efieoted. Mother*. Attention! Charles Jonea, ol Elizabeth. Spencer county, Ind„ Sara: “I have dealt In medicine a number of yean, and wUl aay th it Dr. Roger's Vegetable Worm Syrup la the most valuable medicine I ever add. Gratitude: Doctor to an acquaint ance—“Mr. Jones, I am glad to see you have recovered.” Mr. Jones—“Yes, yon have saved my life; how can i thank you suflioiently ?” Doctor—“1 saved your life? Why I didn’t attend von.” Mr. Jones—“Yea—and that is why 1 am so grateful.” •• Bmeha-Falbn. '• The quick, com pie te care, nil annoying Kidney, Bladder and Urinary Diseases. $1. Druggists. A great artist: “The art that conceals art.” as the thief remarked when he slid Au oapouaive oil jaunting under his coat. EY-WORT $sm {FOR the permanent CURE 0F| CONSTIPATION. Wo other disease is so prevalent In this ooun- jtryr a Constipation, and no remedy has ever 1 (equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as s ' cure. Whatever the cause, however obstinate a case, this remedy will overcome It. BIS EC THIS distressing com- r ILiBsOs plaint Is very apt to he oomplioated with oonstl patten. Kidney-Wort strengthens the weakened parts and quickly eareeaU kinds of Piles even when physicians sTid medicines have before fUled. !». gnf you have either of these troubles SELLERS’ COUGH SYRUP. H0$!IFE||$ Banking in Colorado; It is related that the president of a hank in tbe Gun- nit on oouty had occasion to visit Denver and on his return met the porter of tbe beak at tbe dep< t and asked; “Well, James has the cashier absconded?'’ “No, sir.” “Burglars broken in?” “No, sir.” “Book-keeper been charged with embezzlement?” “No, sir.” “Been a ran on the bank?” “No, air.” “Then everything is all right, eh?” “Yee, sir, except a rumor aronnd town that yon had robbed the bank of $50,* 000 and sailed for Europe.” (Tbe Bad and Worthless are never imitotea or counterfeited. Thto^to especially true of a family medicine, and It to positive proof that the remedy imitated to of the highest value. As soon as ft had been tested and proved by tae whole world that Hop Bitten waa the purest, best and most valuable family medicine on earth, many imitations sprang up and began to steal the notices in which the press and the people of the country had expressed the merits of H. B., and In every way trytag to In duce Buffering Invalids to use their staff Instead, expecting to make money on the credit good name of H. B. Many olhen started nostrums put np In similar style to H. B., with variously devised names In which the word “Hop,” or “Hops" were used in a way to Induce people to believe they were the same as Hop Bitters. All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter what their style or name is, and especiaay those with tae word “Hop’or “Hops” in their name or In any way connected with them or their name, are imitationa or counterfeits. Beware of them. Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine Hop Blttera, with a bunch or duster ot green Hops on tae whits labeL Trust nothing else. Druggists and dealers are warned against dealing In imitationa or counterfeits. arautee that by the same means von. too, may streriirtheneci and restored. For sale br all Druggist* and Dealers general!; RHEUMATISM Kidney, Liver, Stomach, Bladder and Blood Disorders. Dr. Etewre^sRheumattnaGcuteUn. is acknowledged by *U physicians acquainted with it to ha tae only medicine » vs*, oa zvxk cures rheumatic disorders, scute or ohronl DIBOOV aoah Ic, muscular, tend remedy for f~~ , and in.**! Id chronic hopetote*^. . . , ^ 36 ounce bottle* Bant anywhere safely by , upon receipt of pries. Oifcnlar* saqt upon application, referring to rellabte person* cured. EAJtOBE, A0ARM * CO.. Proprietor*. MS WlllUust M. T. mavess. u £ksar m “‘ • M. i* *!««•. V7*r. Tmm. YOUNG MEN ^ Circulars free. VALRNTIN1 -vs you a situation. iOa.T4aaMavflla.WU. Dr. Kune’s Great Nerve Restorer to tae marvel of the age for all nerve diseases. AU fits stopped ' ee. Bend to »M Arch Street, Philadelphia, PL Left: Pat—“An’ u it the next train for Boston ye want? Faith, that wiut an hoar age, »orr,” a week in your own town, i'ernu and outfit free. Addrew H. HALLKTl'A Co., srtstesi eoufier * tavor upon the Adv*rffa*r and th* Publisher by ulaliag that they a* w tbe adv*r >ut in tins Warns 1. naisiiMK th* paper. %* “Magnificent _ „ promises sometimes end in paltry performances.” A magnifi cent exception to this is found in Kidney- Wort which invariably' performs even more cures than it promises. Here is a single instance: “Mother has recovered,” wrote an Illinois girl to her Eastern rela tives. “ tihe took bitters for a long time but without any good. Ho when she heard of the virtues of Kidney-Wort she got a box and it has completely cured her liver complaint.’’ X&"Make your old things look like new by using the Diamond Dyes, and you will oe happy. Any of the fashionable colors for 10 cents. Trk wit: They were discussing Thack eray’s “English Humorists.” “Who waa it, Miss Cutting, that arid, ‘True wit never produces a smile?’ ’’ “I really oan’t toll yoa, Mr. Quotation, bat it seems to me he must have heard a good many of yon college men telling jokes or he’d never have taken each a dismal view of his life.” THE GRBT GERMAN REMEDY FOR PAIN. Relieves and cures RHEUMATISM, Neuralgia, Sciatica, Lumbago, BACKACHK, HEADACHR, TOOTHACHE, SORE THROAT, QUINSY, SWELLINGS, MPBAINS, ® Soreness, Cuts, Bruises, FROSTBITES, ’ BURNS, SCALDS, And *11 other bodily schss and pain* FIFTY CENTS A BOTTLE. Sold by all Druggists and Dealers. Directions in U language* The Charles A. Vogeler Co (Bnooeatore to A. VOGELER ft 00.) Ralthaorri* U# 8» i Silver Cbkxk, N. Y., Feb. 0, 1880. Gents—1 have been very low, and have tried everything to no advantage. 1 beard your Hop Bitters recommended by so many, 1 concluded to give them a trial [ did, and now am around, and constantly improving, and am nearly aa strong as ever. W. H. WELLE U. Crushed, indeed: A youthful aspirant, to jxmsL’b honors, whose maiden attempt bore the title of “Simply to Thy Oroea I Cling,” was atruok dumb with horror when it appeared in the next weekly edition of the town paper nnder the title of “Simple L'ttle Cross Eyed Thing.” Pure cod liver oil. from selected liven, •n the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co., N. Y. A v <eoIuteiy pare and sweet. Pa tients who have once taken it prefer it to all othen. Physicians declare it superior to all other oils. Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough ■kin cured by using Juniper Soap, mi ' by Caswell. Hazard & Co.. New York. One sided knowledge: One of the boys, acquainted with Fogg’s frequent changes of abode, asked hfm which he thought was the cheaper, to move or pay rent. “I can’t tell you, my dear boy,” replied Fogg; “I have always moved.” Murder will out, so will the fact that Carboline, a deodorized extract ot petro leum, the natural hair renewer and restor er, is the best preparation ever invented and excels all other hair dressings, as thousands ot genuine certificates now in our possession abundantly prove. The baby’s fall: “Look at you I shrieked Mrs. Eoomi, os the nurse let the baby fall over the second-floor bal uster; “two inches nearer the wall and that child would have smashed a $50 statnette and the hall lamp.” .And then they picked up the baby. NO MATTER Whet yen ere doing, it will pev yon to see onr greet offer ‘o euen e. Noceoveesing required. No license necessary ee yon manufacture yonr own gonds. A good chenoe to make money. A stamp will in-nr<> e prompt replr. Address, EATON A CO., Washin^t >n, D- C. Against the grain: Widow woman (to chemist who was weighing a grain of calomel in dispensing a prescription lor her sick child)—“Man, ve needna’ be sae sohrimpy wi’t; ’t is for a puix fatherless bairn I” Mother Swaii'a Worm Syrup. Infallible, tasteleea, Harmless, cstharttc; for fe verishness, restlessness, worms, constipation. 26c. The whole pork or nothing: Mistress —“Were you baptized Keeiah, when you were named ?” Maid—“Law, ma’ am, we don’t baptize in our ohurch; we immerge.” Rheumatism quickly cured! send stamp for free prescription. R. K. Hel- phenstine, Washington, 1). C. Rallying: Doctor (sottojvoce to his colleague)—“We must reduce the fever and abate the thirst.” Patient (who had overheard)—“If you’ll redace the fever, gen’lemen, I’ll und’take to abate the thirst myshelf.” Ladies and children’s boots and cannot run over if Lyon’s Patent Stiffeners are used. shoes Heel felffiRS Invalids, broken down in health end spirits hy chronic dvspepsla, or suffering from the terrible exhaustion that foliowstae attacks of acute dis ease, tae testimony of thousands who have been raised as by a miracle from a similar state of pro*- (ration by Hoftettor’a Stomach Bitters, to a sure A boss cow: W. D. Banks, of Clayton county, has the boss cow. He says: “By dang it I a man can pick her np and tote her; then set her down and milk her, and he can’t tote the milk ” Vxgxti.ve is the great health restorer- composed exclusively of harks, roots aud herbs. It is very pleasant to take; every child likes it. Sad affair: While putting on z clean shirt a Hartwell, Gs., man fell over a trank and broke his oollar-bona. But he says he’s going to try it again when he gets well. “Rough on Rato.” Cleon out you, mice, roeebee, files, ante, bed bugs, taunke, chipmunk*, gopher* 16c. Druggists- Stains.—When the color of silks has been destroyed by any strong sold, it msy be restored by carefully wetting the spot with a strong soap lather, to which s little saleratus has been added. When the color has been taken cut by fruit stains ammonia will restore it. It is quite commonly believed that in running a man descends at each stride upon the ball of the loot, ao that the arch ol the foot may serve ee a spring to break the shock. In his instantaneous photo graph*, however, Mr. Muybrimre shows that either in walking, tunning, or jump ing, men—like all other animals so far observed—alights upon tbe heel. 77ie quest ion “How long is it necessary to keep children away from school after an infectious diseasei” was answered some time since by the Academy of Medicine, Paris. With scarlet fever, diphtheria, meatlet, and smallpox, isolation is to be maintained for forty days. Chicken-pox and mumps ‘oee I heir contagious power after twenty-live days. KIDN EY-WORT i 1 IS A SURE CURE for all diseases of the Kidneys and — LIVER — It ha* spearnc action on tali mart ton; -rUnt organ, enabling It to throw off torpidity and Inaction, -“™ni»Q>'g the healthy accretion of the Bile, and by keeping toe bowel* in free condition, effecting Ite regular dlaoharge. Malaria. malaria, have the ohlll*, at* billons, dyapeptio, or ooiutipeted, Kidney- Wort will Barely relievo and qnlakly cure. In the Spring to oleanae the System, every earn Should take a thorough ooome of it, U- SOLO BY DRUOOISTS. Price SI. KIDNEY-WORT HEALTH IS WEALTH, Mil of Body is Weal (if Mini DR. RADWAY’S Sarsaparillian Resolvent. TH( GREAT BLOOD PDRIFITR. Pure blood makes eonml flesh, stronv bone nn l a clear skin. If you would have your tlexli Orm, your bones sonnd without caries, and your com plexion fair, use Ractway’s Sarsaparillian Resolvent. A remedy composed of ingredients of extraor dinary medical properties, essential to purify, heal, repair and inr gorate the broken-down aud wasted body—Qcick, Pliasant, Haps uud Pikm a- nknt in ita treatment and cure. No mattei by what na-ne tae complaiut may be -rhether It I designated, ’ ▲ Skin of Beant y I* * Jey Foreven. DR. T. FELIX UOUKAUD S Oriental Cream, or Magical Beaatifier. Removes Tan Moth-Patches and every btemlah on »de^ ttou. It baa stood tae test of thirty yean, and la SO harudeea we taste it to be sure tae preparation fe properly mad* Accept .ter- lady c syphilis, ulcers, sores, tumors, boito, erysipelas, or salt rheum, diseases of the lungs, kidneys, blad der, womb, skin, liver, stomach or (Kiwel., e tlu-r chronic or constitutional, the virus Is in the Biowil which supplies tbe waste aud builds aud repairs these organs and wasted tissues of the system. Ifthebioci is uc—oitiij', tae prooei, o.’ te y mi. must be unsound. The Sarsaparillian Resolvent Not only to a compensating remedy, but secure* ihe harmonious action or each of the organs, it establishes throughout the entire system function al harmony - and snpul.es the blood ves sels with a pure and healthy current of new life. Thk Skin, after a few days’ use of the SarKaparilUan, becomes clear and beautiful Pimples, blotches, black spots an i skm erui»ttons are removed; sores aud ulcers s iou cured. Persons suffering from scrofula, eruptive diseases of the eyes, month, ears, legs, throat au-l ? lands, thm have accumulated ud spread, either rom uucured diseases or mercury, or from th. use of corrosive sublimate, msy rely upju a cure if the Sarsaparillian U contmued a suflicieut Unto to m ike its impression on the sy-tem. One bottle contains more of the active prmci pies of Medicines than sny other Preparation Taken in teaspoonful doses, while others require five or six times as much. One Ikoliar a Mottle. fit fai'mU Dr. I. A, Sayr* aald to a tleut:)—“A* you ladle* will uae ‘Gounod's Cream’ as th a least harmful of all tha Skm " a.” One bottle will lastalx month* using ’. Also Poudre Subtil* removes superflu. Jt l! S.T.G For sale by all throughout the 1 ware of base imll proof of any ona ( ■BYASTOpped free ■ ■ mT Morvtlou, Cera. ; ■ mDft. KLIHE’B GREAT Ejf Nerve Restorer — ■ ■ WhoF/«r all UsAia ako nsava ■Disbasu. Oslt .ibb cost roa Nebts Arrao- •tio»s,Frr*EriL*rST,«t«.INFALLIBLE if tak.a Mdirectad. Ao rill a/tcr frit day‘t vm. Trtatii. 4 |2 trial bottle fee. to Fit Cues,tit.? paying oxpnM charge, oa box,when received. Bead aiMaP.O.aod expreu addrou of afflicted to DB-KL1NE.SSI Arth St.Pbilada.Pa. SmDregful. BwonWiVawfj DA. H. W. LOBB, MEDICAL OFFICES. NO. m NORTH FIFTEENTH STREET, /hUadelptria, Pa. 1* yean’ experience. (Estah- fished for treatment with purely vegetable medi- etnee.) Dr. Lobb’s long experience in tae treat, meat of diseases enables him to guarantee a at in all case* Consultation free end strictly eon. fldenUaL Call in person or by letter. Office boon: 11 to S end T to 10 evening. _____ _ _«r*. BSL . lain U. S. a. ft. Write for laws and information. Pat ents proqaretL Addres* with stamp, BELLUMlUlw LEB k OO. Washington, D. O, ADD T011H Olub* offer* the sorest maans of making regular monthly ■jBts from InvestmentsofSlOtotlODOormore deallngla Club. Rep anbisnl ciders back their I •at three month* still teavtug original amount making aoney in Club, or returned on demand. Share* $10 each. Explanatory circulars sent free “^liable correspondents everywhere. Address R. K. Kbkdall * Co. Oem’a tdcht*. ITI A ITS La Salts St, Chioaoo, 111. ‘xwcxei dMjew SIASTIC TKUSS jM.IUon. Asilia rtonpan i—.—.*—j—I,,, whh th* >ta*s* MWWIU Ugbl tksUamlabhsUiMnta ■Hllte eaqb dmUs ■ayasdrigbi, aad. ndte ■tstoesTStetbyssm. EfiGUESTOff TBU8S CO.. Chicago. IH. BWfZIDONHT Ttsatt, ■Stow to Mod Set .tamp far Ih. Mat complet. CMalogn. IV PE, BORDERS, CUTS, PRESSES, AC LOWEST PRICES. LARGEST VARIETY. NATIONAL TYPE CO 66 Soot* Third SR PHIL4DELPHUL*PA. LOUIS a PKIT. HKVBY 0. BN YD XU 4 Those wishing to make money In COTTON FUTURES ' 1 can get full Information and clrcu- lars mailed free on appbeation to SIOO Louis 0, Prey ft Oo., Commfaslon Broken* Kenner Block, NEW ORLEANS, LA. t be scrofula, consumption. »kyne’s Automatic engines. THE BERT TRUKtl EVER USED. THKIMPBOVED ELAS TIC TRUfciv to superced ing all othf .■* It Fom- ttvtlt cures Rupture, without aunt-ring. It is an admirable supporter and a comfort to tae wearer. Kent by mail to all parts of the country. The genuine to be had only tae NEW YORK Descriptive drcnlarafree by mail. ELASTIC TRUSS CO.. 744 Hroadway, Niw Yobk. Descriptive cir ' ‘ ' 30cr”.“l2<“r»FREE with the PxorLk’s Mao„zi»e. Only so cents a year /.T A MONTH and hoard for dOENTS. bend Tb/4 $ for Sample free, or 25 cents for complete VH I oumt with all the chrom m. Money retTinied if not sauafl'd PkoplhV .U aoazikk. PUlad* Pa. IMITATION STAINED GLASS. Indescribably beautiful. Easily applied te window 5 lass UKri nferties, eami le*, etc., ire, in stamps. IUENTV HKRAI.I* IS np. ttx4S (l<v.): fear less in itedennnciAUonsof sundry humbugs. Indowed by 6C4.00G government official* an 1 citizen* Rabk chances to coin monev Httbecription 5oc. N*w sub scribers ONLY Site. *20 to finder of longest word each edition of Herald. L. LUM SMITH, Pbllsd*. P* Ttllfl Photos ot Beautiful LadlealOc. iffusfro.'- I TT U rd uiUilooue. 3-. J. DIETZ, Reading,Pa. CONSUMPTION. la*vs a po.ltIt, remedy for the above disease; by its > positive remedy . bm thousands of essss of the worst kind and of standing bavBbooaesrod Indeed, so strong 1s ay fkltE la Its smeacy, that I will send TWO BO ITLKS FREE, to- ~' TKRATI8R on this disease, te ■ddr* gather with a VALUABLK TRKj Bn; Mflsrsr. Olv* Kxpreis end bb-t. a. Slocum, and T. O. I 1*1 F*arl8*.NswWork. $5 tO S20 j*-** 1 * ^P 16 W>rtfc pSto,” inner ^ A<Wr ®“^^ * Co., R. R. R. The Cheapest and Beat Medicine for k'asuily lie* In ihe World In from one to twenty minutes never falls to relieve Pain with one thorough application: no matter how violent or entwuciaiing the paiu. the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, luHrui, Crippled, Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease may suffer, KADWAY’8 READY KELIKb' wili afford instant ease. INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS, INFLAMMATION OK THK BLADDER. INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS, CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS, SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING, PALPITATION OF THE HEART, HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERI A, CATARRH, INFLUENZA, HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE, NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM, COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS, CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES, BRUISES, LUMBAGO. SCI VTICA, NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS, COUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS, PAINS IN THK CHEST, BACK or LIMBS are ins'antly relieved. IN ITH VARIOUS FORMS. FEVER AND AGUE. FEVER AND AGUE cured for SO cts. There is not a remedial agent in this world that will cure Fever and Ague, and other Malarious, Bilious, Scarlet. Typhoid, YeUow and other fevers (aided by RAD WAY’S PILLS) so quickly as RADWAY’S READY REUEF. It win in #tew momenta, when taken internaliv according to the direi lions, cure Cramps, Spasm.-, Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Dyspep sia, Palpitation ol the Heart, Cold Chills, Hysteric-, Pains in the Bowels, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic, Wind In the Bowels, and all Internal Pains. Travelers should always carry a bottle of RAD WAY’S READY RELIEF, with them. A few drops in water will prevent slct ness or pains from change of water. It to better mau French Brandy or Bltteni as a stimulant. Mlnerit and Lnuibermeu should always be provided with it. £ ROADWAY’S Regulating Pills! Perfect, Purnative, Soothing Aperi ents. Act without Pam Always Reliable and Natural in Operation. A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR CALOMEL. Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet gum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and streng- ihen. Radwat’b Pd.lb for tae cure of all disorders ol j/ciiLkjj neaaacne, ifOiiBup&uoiiy v/Ostivsncss, indi* gestiou. Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Fever, Inflamma tion of the Bowels, Piles, and ail derangements of the Internal Vtooer* Purely vegetable, contaiu- ingno mercury, mineral* or deleterious drugs. Observe tae following symptoms resulting from Diseases of the Digestive Organs; Constipa tion, Inward PBes, Fullness of Blood ia the Head, Acidity of tae Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weight in the 8to- much; Soar Eructations, Sinking or Fluttering at yie Heart. Choking or Safferlng Sensations when m a lying posture. Dimness of Vision, Dots or Webs before the Sight. Fever and dull Pain in the Head. Deficiency of Persoiration, Yeliowneaa of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, Chest, Ulmbs, and Sadden Flushes of Heat, Burning in tae Flesh. A few doses of Radwat’s Film wiK free the system from all the above-named disorder* SOLD BY DRUOOISTS. Price, as Cento Per B*w. READ “FALSE AND TRUE.” Send a letter stamp to RADWAY A CO., No. 89 Warren, Cor. Church St., New York. OHufonnation worth thousands will be sent to you. v- To the Pnhlle. Be sure and ask for Radwat’s, and see that the name “Radwat” to on what, you buy. eltfAMTjh, CURES AND Vf kw «VMrAiu. ^1 Is unfailing and Infat. liable in curing Epll- *P tlc Fits. Spasms, Convulsions, 81. Vliu* Dance, Alcoholism Opium Rating, Ner- voua debility .Scrofula and all Nervous and Blood diseases. To Clergymen, Lawyers, LMM-ary men, chan to, Banker* La dle* and all whose se dentary employment causes Nervous Pros- U***®*., Irregularities of tbe blood, stomach, bowels or kindevs, or [Who require a nerve tonic, appetiser or stimulant, Samaritan Nervine Is Invaluable! Thousands proclaim it the most wonderful In- This N.Y.Singfir,$2Q With fit net of Attachment, krn. ’ warranted perfect. Light running quiet,hutilnom*andou,abie. Scot M test trial planwh«r^f*.ir£o* nZEZ 7 " r a*"’ 4 seta “'top*; Ifwbanteal Sub l78JJ.fSkr!16a“ I W,7Ks«-£jj,