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AGaICULTURB.
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Tiui Waukiko Hobsi.—Tbe country
would reap Inoanulaliie benefit if the walk
of its ordinary horses could be accelerated
a single mile per hour beyond what Is now
general. It would put millions of dcllars
extra into tne national pockets every yew.
We might tare bprses which would walk
five miles an hour, just pa naturally '“rWs
easily as thraf to 3 and a half, and rarely ijt
four, as is now the rule. All the xann,
and much of the country-road, and town
street home work is done' at a walk. It
costs no moiS to feed a smart walker, than
it does a stow, logy one, ana frequently
not so much. JNow let any one. calculate
the profit and Advantage of using the for*
mer in preference U the latter. Let the
fanner see how much more lapd per day
lie can get picked tod lharrowed; hOw
many more joads Gf hay, straw, grain and
vegetables he cau take to market; and how
much more rapidly he is able to accomplish
all his other work, and he will have little
patience iin'keeping r a al6w walking hone
any longer It will- be the same with the
expressman, the teamster, and the truck
man. i ~ l I
Bellfounder, got by the (Msbrated Im
ported trotting horse of this name, out of
Lady Alport, was not only a t?st trotter,
but had a natural, easy walk ot five miles
per hour. He was kept by one family
several yean; and nearly all his stock, out
of quite common mares, proved excellent
walkers. This shows how easily and rap
idly an increased fast walking stock may
be bred by all farmers, if they will only
take due pains to select the stallions to
which they msy hereafter nick their mares.
A fast walking hone commands a consid
erably higher price with those who care
for the pace, than a alow walker, and such
buyers are constantly on the increase now,
and that day will come oy and by when a
slow walker will hardly get a bid. The
fastest walk I have yet seen exactly tuned
and put on record, was that of the English
Horse Sloven. He made, without extra
effort 6. tiH miles per hour. All agricultu
ral societies ought to give good premiums
to fast walking horses, the highest prize
to be awarded to the one which walked
five miles per hour, tl}e second to four and
a half; aides;'The third to four miles.
DOMESTIC.
Cold Wateb Dwranf*.—Oold water
baths of the " v in are good, but it is
doubtful if flooding the stomach onjgo-
iug to bed and on rising is not on the
whole, the most profitable form of cold
bathing. Costiveness, piles and indi
gee tien ar > unifonaily relieved by this
oming and evening cold douche. Tim
uantity must be determined by eaon
one for himself. Two er three swallows
will do to begin with, but the quantity
will aoon grow to a tumblerful; and I
have known persons to use much more
with marked benefit. If wisely man
aged every dyspeptic will be greatly
improved by this oold stomach bath.
A Ccbb fox Oobns. —The
Scientific
This last should be the least time for which
to award a prize, and all breeds should
be allowed to compete. .
How Buttbb Mat be, BroiLKDi—Good
butter may be spoiled In Churning. Over-
churn mg ruins the texture and changes
the proper waxmess to a disagreeable, sick
ly greasmees. This is the more easily
done in a churn with dashes, which will
press the butter against the sides of he
churn and squeeze and rub it until it is
spoiled. Too long churning spoilt the
quality by the oxidation of the buuer and
the premature formation of strong-flavored
acids in it, the full presence of which we
call rancidity. It may be spoiled at too
high a temperature, by which it is made
soft and oily, and of greasy tenure and
flavor. £lo subsequent treatment can rem
edy this error. It may be spoiled before
the cream reaches the churn by keeping it
too long, or, what is praslically the same,
by keeping it in too warm a place; 50 de
grees is about the right temperature If the
cream is kept a week; If it is kept at 62
degrees three days is long enough. White
specks are produced in butter by over
churning or by having tne cream too sour.
Either of these faults produce curd in the
milk, and the small flakes of this cannot
be washed out of the butter. MUk from a
cow in ill nealth and that is acid when
drawn, will produce speeky butter, bo
will the use of salt containing specks of
liioe.whicV unite with the butter and form
insoluble lime soap. White specks are
covered up to a large extent by using good
coloring, which is made of oil as tne sol
vent. But this use of colonhg being used
to disguise a fault, and lo and an undeaer-
ved virtue, is worthy of denunciation.
Thk same treatment in winter will not
answer for all reot-crops-alike. Beets and
carrots are the least hardy of all, and when
frozen lose their sweetness to a marked
extent. The parsnip is not only not injur
ed, but many thick it is greatly improved
by freezing, if the amount of sugar is not
actually increased, its flesh ip so moditted
that it tastes sweeter. The parfmp and
salsify are our very hardiest foeta—though
we should include horseradish—and may
be left without harm in the soil where
they geew. But, as we cannot depend
upon finding the ground open at all times,
a share ahould be dug to supply the table.
These may be packed in boxes or barrels
and if they are to be. kept in the cellar,
should be covered with sand to prevent
them from shriveling. They can as well
be placed in some shed or other outbuild-
ing.
lx all the tests bf the new grapes It
should be remembered that tbe test for
mildew is not conclusive unless tbe vine
has acquired age. Most yery young vines
arc exempt. It would seem that after a
few years the annual pruning destroys the
proper proptrtioq •between branches and
root. If this tw tie true cause root prun
ing should be a remedy.
ignf
.American, s very reliable paper, gives
the following recipe as a sure cure for
corns. As the remedy is vtiy simple,
if any of our readers are afflicted with
corns it would probably be well for
them to give it a trial: “Take one-
fourth cap of strong vinegar; crumble
. into it some bread. Let it stand half
an hour, or until it softens into a good
poultioe. Then apply, on retiring at
night. In the morning the soreness will
be gone, and the corn can be picked
out. If the corn is a very obstinate one
it may require two or more applications
to effect a cure.'’
Chaib Cushion.—Out strips of calico
(only six or eight cents per yard) about
three-fourths of an inch wide, bias or
straight (the framer is prettier, the lat
ter firmer and more durable). Knit
plain with wooden needles size of a
lead pencil, making strips or blocks,
then join together to size wished to cov
er top of oushion, which is made of
ticking stuffed with hair. Of course
woolen or silk pieces would make a
much handsomer oushion, but calico
poes nicely, only it will not hold the
color as well. Bugs can be made in
the same way, lining with bugging or
old carpet. The more colors used the
prettier the effect.
Fxhnob Pancakes.—Take two eggs,
one tablespooafui of sifted sugar, two
tablespoanluis of flour, half a pint of
new milk. Beat the eggs thoroughly
and put them into the bowl with the
butter, which should be beaten to a
cream; stir in the sugar and flour, and,
when these ingredients are well mixed,
add the milk. Keep stirring and beat
ing the mixture for a few minutes; put
-the batter on buttered plates and bake
in a quiok oven hi teen minutes. Serve
with slices of lemon and powdered su
gar or with layers of cakes and layers of
marmalade or preserves between them.
Scotch PcnJowo (Plain).—In a quar
ter of a pint of cold milk stir in two
ounces of finely ground oatmeal, mix
thoroughly, then add to this a pint of
boiled milk. Sweeten with lump sugai
while ou the lire, but do uot let the
mixture boil. In order to thicken it
stir in about two ounces of fine bread
crumbs. As the milk and oatmeal eools
it ought to be thick. Beat up two eggs
and mix with the oatmeal; flavor with
cinnamon or nutmeg; pour in a buttered
bukiug-dish and bake slowly one boor,
A few seeded raisins are a nice addition
to this pudding.
Baked Turnips.—Pare and cook until
nearly tender in salted boiling water,
drain and lay in a baking dish, and
ponr over them a sauce made as follows:
Two large tablespooufuls of butter and
two heaping tablespoonfuls of floor,
stirred together in a skillet; when thor
oughly heated and mixed add a teacup
ful of milk, stirring it in gradually,
with a little pepper and salt. Add lit
tle bite of broken butter over the top
of the turnips. When you have poured
on the sauce bake in a brisk oven over
twenty minutes.
A Common Mistake —A very common
mistake in dwelling-honses is to fix a
stove on a sheet of iron or other metal,
laid directly on the wood flooring.
This, though intended as a measure of
V i HTlftOBQU&
A bridal couple’s talk: A bride and
bridegroom sat opposite me at the Fifth
Avenue table d’hote night before last.
They oaUed for consomme and ripped
it “I’m ever so fond of consomme,
aren’t you?” she asked. *’Yes,” said
he, awfully” "TPs different from most
soups,” she continued. “Yes so it is,”
he made answer, “totally different”
“And,” she went on, ‘•it’s juch a lovely
color, too; don’t you think so ?” “Love
ly color,” he repeated* 'Tfsaditierent
color from oyster soup, isn’t it?” con
tinued Mm. Yoxnghusb&nd, as . «he
sipped it again. “Ho it is.” said the
Benedict; “by Jbve, I newer noticed it
before 1” Then the waiter brought them
fish and over it dhey.went oa in the
same idiotic way. Don’t you think
brides awfully funny ? Don’t you ? I do!
Important ProSIanutMon. * *
' The Hon. Peter Bowe is Sheriff of tbe
City and County of New York. Recently
In conversation with one of our reporters,
Mr. Bowe proclaimed the following fact:
“1 consider St. Jacobs Oil an excellent
remedy, and one that ought certainly to
find its way'lnto evtty household. Mrs.
Bowe always has a bottle of it there, and
makes a family remedy of it.”—Aieto
York Evening Telegram.
me.
S AT81 Boston pbvMelsm u has wt equal as a
blood purifier, ifearing of it* many wonderful
cures after all outer remedies had failed, I visited
the Laboratory, and oonrlnced myself of It* merit.
It Is prepared floqi barks, roots and herbs, each of
wblcn Is effective, and they are compounded In
Bush a manner m.to produce aatonishuig reaalts,”
VegctJne
Is the great Blood-Purmer.
; Vegetine
. Will cure the-worst ease of Scrofula.
Vegetine
Is recommended by pnjalclan* and apothecaries.
1 egetine
Has effected eome marvelous cures in eases <
Cancer.
\ egetine
Cures the worst esses of Canker.
Vegetine
Will eradicate salt Rheum from the system.
Vegetine
It is Cardinal Manning who relates
this incident as having happened to
himself: One night i' was returning to
my residence in - Westminster when I
met a poor man carrying a basket and
smoking a pipe. I thought over this
Aristotelian syllogism: He who smokes
gets thirsty; he who is thirsty desires
to drink; he who drinks too much gets
dnuik; he wb* gets drunk goes hejl.
This man 48 if danger of mc^thl sin.
Let fUue&vei huh. I affedtionat&ly ad
dressed him: “Are you a Catholic?”
“lam; thanks be to Qod.” ‘'Where are
you from?” “From Cork, your rever
ence.” “Are you a member of the
Total Abstinence Society?” “No. your
reverence.” “Now,” said I, “that is
very wrong. Look at me; I am a mem
ber.” “Faith; may be your reverence
has need of it!”'! shook hands with
him and left him. ‘
Bsmovts Pimples and Humors from tbe face.
Vegetine
Is tat great remedy for General Debility. ’
Vegetine
b acknowledged by aU claasea of people te be tae
beat and meet reliable blood puri
fier In tb* world.
Phyelelana ana Apothecaries ■peak.
Thousands apeak. Vkostins to acknowledged
and reoommende l by physicians and apothecaries
to be the best purifier and cleanser of the blood
yet discovered, and thousands epeak in ita praise
who have been restored to healtlL
Vegetine is Sold by All Druggists.
» X -'A- is HP i ■ . ■ '.*i .
%*“Do not grasp at the lhadow and
lose the substance.'’ Kidney-Wort is able
to convert you from a shadow of your
former self into the substance of estab
lished health. Said a sufferer from kid
ney trouble when asked to try Kidnoy-
Wort for a remedy. “I’U try it, bat it
will be my last dose.” It cured him and
now-he recommends IV to-alL It you have
disordered kidneys don’t fail to try it.
fitaT'Nothing so simple and pertect for
coloring as the Diamond Dyes, For
carpet rags, better and cheaper than any
other dve-stuffs.
An English paper asserts that it costs as
much to transport a bushel of wheat
twelve miles on a turnpike road in Eng
land as from ad American seaport across
the broad Atlantic.
Butchkra’ waste, such as plucks, etc.,
when boiled and thickened with meal, &n-
safer a good purpose as a substitute for in-
sects when led to poultry.
Tki stock raisers of California estimate
the aggregate value of their flock* and
herds a* 135,000,000. The number of
horned cattle is placed at 2,150,000
Xebacluiuiucriars Doorstep,
In the Egyptian ana Assyrian gallery at
the British museum, London, and in close
contiguity to the Hittite monuments and
the brupze gates of Shalmaneser, there has
just becn>Uctd an object of considerable
interest—a bronze doorstep from the great
temple of E-Saggil, at Borsippa, a suburb
or division of Babylon. The doorstep not
only has inscribed on it the name of Neb
uchadnezzar, but also mentions his health
or restoration to health. The doorstep
may thus have been a votive offering.
The thought may suggest itself whether
the inscription on the doorstep has any re-
relst ion to the madness of Nebuchadnez
zar spoken of in the well-known words of
the fourth chapter of Darnel, which record
how the renowned monarch, after looking
with pride on the great Babylcta which be
had built, was in tbe “same hour driven
from among men. and did eat grass as
oxen, and his body was wet with tfifi/Uw
of Heaven, till his hairs were grown like
eagles’ feathers and his nails like birds’
claws.” It would not. however, be easy
to make such an identification. The tem
ple of E Saggil to which the doorstep
pertained, was a famous seat of Babylo
man idolatry, and remained such until
tbe tune of Nabonidas, the last Babylo
nian King. The dedication ot the door
step would thus scarcely be consistent
with Nebuchadnezzar’s worshiping the
God of ls.ael, as mentioned In Dan. iv.:
34 87.
safety, is really au invitation to danger,
for the metal soon becomre heated, and,
as the wood beneath it is desiccated,
the chances of tire are heightened. The
stove should either stand upon a slab of
stone, or else the sheet of metal upon
which it is fixed should be raised a few
inches from the timber, the space below
either being tilled in with some non-
conducting material, or left for the
circulation of a currant of air.
Nkw Blow-Pupe.—A blow-pipe has
been patented in Germany in which the
air blown into the month-piece passes
throngh a valve into a caoutchouc bag,
which is enclosed in the tube, and nerves
as regulator of the issuing air in a case
of intermittent blowing. The valve
prevents return of the air fore ad in.
¥
Paper Cups.—Paper has come into
use in some of the restaurants in Berlin
as plates for dry or semi-dry articles of
food. There is no reason why glazed
paper caps should not be employed at
railroad stations, so that passengers
could take a cop of coffee dong with
them, instead of hastily drinking it at a
lunch-counter.
Work Pouck—Take three oval-shap
ed pieces of cardboard, covered and
lined neatly with bright worsted or silk,
and whipped together, leaving one seam
open, it can only be opened by pres
sing on the ends. It most be larger
directly in the centre than anvwhere
else. It will hold both spool and trim
ming.
SflOPKNa Bag.—Use narrow blue and
white striped ticking, out about eight
inches long and ten inche* wide. The
blue stripes are covered with gilt biaid,
and the white stripes ornamented with
point-russe stitch in colored silks. The
bag is then topped with colored satin,
red, brown, blue or green, and i* gath
ered with a drawstring at the top.
Waste Basket.—Cut three pieces of
pasteboard the same size and shape;
cover them with brown holland, em
broidery with any pretty design, and
line with turkey red. Sew them to
gether in a triangular box and fit a
pasteboard for the bottom. A scarlet
ooid sewed round the edge and tassels
at the corners will finish the box pret
tily.
Sobs Throat. —To make a good gar
gle for the throat, take one teaspoonful
of cayenne pepper, one teaspoon fnl of
salt, one pint of water and two table
spoonfuls of vinegar; sweeten to test a
with honey or loaf-sugar, mix together
and bottle.
Imitation Ground Glams.—a very
useful kind of varnish which is excellent
for producing imitation ground gi— t
and will doubtless be found available
for other purposes, is—Sandarac, eigh
teen parts; mastic, four; ether, two
hundred, benzol, from seventy to one
hundred parts.
Tbe other day a city law student ap
plied to Judge Boyd for the hearing »f
a division court suit under the mechan
ic’s lien act. An objection was raised
by oounoel on the other side on the
ground that the matter was coming up
in the court of chancery, where the lien
could be argued. “But,” urged the
embryo lawyer, “this will put my client
to more ooets.” “Just so,” replied his
honor, “but you will get yonr costs in
the chancery court, and yon cannot get
costs in the division court.” “I would
get my costs off the hen, yonr honor,”
persisted th<5 student. “True,” said
the judge, “and they would be lean
costs!” The temptation was too great
even for a learned judge too resist.
Monroe, M;oh„ Sept. 25. 1875.
Sibi—1 have taken Hop Bitters for in
flammation of kidneys and bladder. It has
done for me what four doctors failed to
do> The effect of Hop Bitters seemed
like magic to me. W. L. GARTER.
ANAKESIS
Dr. S. SUsbee’s External Pile Remedy
OlVM iMtant relief end la an InfaUibU
CURE F0B ALL KINDS OF PILES.
per bo*
yeiclan*
lox!94A
AnaiuiY*
Overworked Americans: A travel-
stained tramp was seen sitting under
the protecting aegis of a stone wall this
morning with a newspaper in his hand.
“Yes,” he remarked, sadly, “Herbert is
right: overwork is what’s raising the
deuce with ns Americans. But as long
as I live it shall be my endeavor to
stand as aiiving rebuke to the spirit of
unrest which animates so many of our
people, and which is hiding so m my of
our young and promising men in early
gjaves. ”
having
East Inc
Consumption Cnrod.
old physician, retired trom practice,
had placed in his hands by so
idla; missionary the formula of a
ample vegetable remedy for the speedy
and permanent cure of Consumption.
Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all throat
and Lung Affections, also a positive and
radical cure for Nervous Debility and all
Nervous Ootnplalori, after having tested
its wondertul curative powers in thousands^
of cases, has felt it ms duty to make it
known to his suffering fellows. Actuated
by this motive and a desire to relieve hu
man suffering, 1 will send free of charge,
to all who desire It, this receipe, in Ger
man, French or English, with foil direc
tions for [preparing and using. Bent by
mail by addressing with stamp, naming
this paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Power'*
Block, Bochetter. N Y.
Reformed: in learning that the
young Taupin had just received an in
heritance one of his creditors hastened
to preeent his bill. “Oh, don’! let ns
speak of those things,” said the young
man, “I have thrown a veil over the
past 1”
A Car* of Pnemnonl*.
Mr. D. H. ttaraaby. of Owe*ro. New York, u>* that
hi* daughter wa* taken with « violent bold whu h ter
ulneted with pneumonia, and ail the beat phyelelana
gave the eaae mp and aald ahe oould not live but a few
hour* at moat Hhewaa in thla condition when a friend
recommended Dr. Wm. HaU’a Balaam for the Longa
end adviaed her to try it She accepted it ae a laet
reaort, and waa aurprieed to find that It prodooed a
marked change for the better, and hr persevering in
Ita uae a permanent cure waa efieoted.
Mother*. Attention!
Charles Jonea, ol Elizabeth. Spencer county, Ind„
Sara: “I have dealt In medicine a number of yean,
and wUl aay th it Dr. Roger's Vegetable Worm Syrup
la the most valuable medicine I ever add.
Gratitude: Doctor to an acquaint
ance—“Mr. Jones, I am glad to see you
have recovered.” Mr. Jones—“Yes,
yon have saved my life; how can i
thank you suflioiently ?” Doctor—“1
saved your life? Why I didn’t attend
von.” Mr. Jones—“Yea—and that is
why 1 am so grateful.”
•• Bmeha-Falbn. '•
The quick, com pie te care, nil annoying Kidney,
Bladder and Urinary Diseases. $1. Druggists.
A great artist: “The art that conceals
art.” as the thief remarked when he
slid Au oapouaive oil jaunting under his
coat.
EY-WORT
$sm
{FOR the permanent CURE 0F|
CONSTIPATION.
Wo other disease is so prevalent In this ooun-
jtryr a Constipation, and no remedy has ever
1 (equalled the celebrated Kidney-Wort as s
' cure. Whatever the cause, however obstinate
a case, this remedy will overcome It.
BIS EC THIS distressing com-
r ILiBsOs plaint Is very apt to he
oomplioated with oonstl patten. Kidney-Wort
strengthens the weakened parts and quickly
eareeaU kinds of Piles even when physicians
sTid medicines have before fUled.
!». gnf you have either of these troubles
SELLERS’
COUGH
SYRUP.
H0$!IFE||$
Banking in Colorado; It is related
that the president of a hank in tbe Gun-
nit on oouty had occasion to visit Denver
and on his return met the porter of tbe
beak at tbe dep< t and asked; “Well,
James has the cashier absconded?'’
“No, sir.” “Burglars broken in?”
“No, sir.” “Book-keeper been charged
with embezzlement?” “No, sir.”
“Been a ran on the bank?” “No, air.”
“Then everything is all right, eh?”
“Yee, sir, except a rumor aronnd town
that yon had robbed the bank of $50,*
000 and sailed for Europe.”
(Tbe Bad and Worthless
are never imitotea or counterfeited. Thto^to
especially true of a family medicine, and It to
positive proof that the remedy imitated to of the
highest value. As soon as ft had been tested
and proved by tae whole world that Hop Bitten
waa the purest, best and most valuable family
medicine on earth, many imitations sprang up
and began to steal the notices in which the press
and the people of the country had expressed the
merits of H. B., and In every way trytag to In
duce Buffering Invalids to use their staff Instead,
expecting to make money on the credit good
name of H. B. Many olhen started nostrums
put np In similar style to H. B., with variously
devised names In which the word “Hop,” or
“Hops" were used in a way to Induce people
to believe they were the same as Hop Bitters.
All such pretended remedies or cures, no matter
what their style or name is, and especiaay those
with tae word “Hop’or “Hops” in their name
or In any way connected with them or their name,
are imitationa or counterfeits. Beware of them.
Touch none of them. Use nothing but genuine
Hop Blttera, with a bunch or duster ot green
Hops on tae whits labeL Trust nothing else.
Druggists and dealers are warned against dealing
In imitationa or counterfeits.
arautee that by the same means von. too, may
streriirtheneci and restored.
For sale br all Druggist* and Dealers general!;
RHEUMATISM
Kidney, Liver, Stomach,
Bladder and Blood
Disorders.
Dr. Etewre^sRheumattnaGcuteUn. is acknowledged
by *U physicians acquainted with it to ha tae only
medicine » vs*, oa zvxk
cures rheumatic disorders,
scute or ohronl
DIBOOV
aoah
Ic, muscular, tend
remedy for f~~
, and in.**!
Id chronic hopetote*^. . . , ^
36 ounce bottle* Bant anywhere safely by
, upon receipt of pries. Oifcnlar* saqt upon
application, referring to rellabte person* cured.
EAJtOBE, A0ARM * CO.. Proprietor*.
MS WlllUust M. T.
mavess. u £ksar m “‘ •
M. i* *!««•. V7*r. Tmm.
YOUNG MEN ^
Circulars free. VALRNTIN1
-vs you a situation.
iOa.T4aaMavflla.WU.
Dr. Kune’s Great Nerve Restorer to tae marvel
of the age for all nerve diseases. AU fits stopped
' ee. Bend to »M Arch Street, Philadelphia, PL
Left: Pat—“An’ u it the next train
for Boston ye want? Faith, that wiut
an hoar age, »orr,”
a week in your own town, i'ernu and
outfit free. Addrew H. HALLKTl'A Co.,
srtstesi
eoufier * tavor upon the Adv*rffa*r and th*
Publisher by ulaliag that they a* w tbe adv*r
>ut in tins Warns 1. naisiiMK th* paper.
%* “Magnificent
_ „ promises sometimes
end in paltry performances.” A magnifi
cent exception to this is found in Kidney-
Wort which invariably' performs even
more cures than it promises. Here is a
single instance: “Mother has recovered,”
wrote an Illinois girl to her Eastern rela
tives. “ tihe took bitters for a long time
but without any good. Ho when she
heard of the virtues of Kidney-Wort she
got a box and it has completely cured her
liver complaint.’’
X&"Make your old things look like new
by using the Diamond Dyes, and you will
oe happy. Any of the fashionable colors
for 10 cents.
Trk wit: They were discussing Thack
eray’s “English Humorists.” “Who
waa it, Miss Cutting, that arid, ‘True
wit never produces a smile?’ ’’ “I really
oan’t toll yoa, Mr. Quotation, bat it
seems to me he must have heard a
good many of yon college men telling
jokes or he’d never have taken each a
dismal view of his life.”
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RHEUMATISM,
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Soreness, Cuts, Bruises,
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Gents—1 have been very low, and have
tried everything to no advantage. 1
beard your Hop Bitters recommended by
so many, 1 concluded to give them a trial
[ did, and now am around, and constantly
improving, and am nearly aa strong as
ever. W. H. WELLE U.
Crushed, indeed: A youthful aspirant,
to jxmsL’b honors, whose maiden attempt
bore the title of “Simply to Thy Oroea
I Cling,” was atruok dumb with horror
when it appeared in the next weekly
edition of the town paper nnder the
title of “Simple L'ttle Cross Eyed
Thing.”
Pure cod liver oil. from selected liven,
•n the seashore, by Caswell, Hazard & Co.,
N. Y. A v <eoIuteiy pare and sweet. Pa
tients who have once taken it prefer it to
all othen. Physicians declare it superior
to all other oils.
Chapped hands, face, pimples and rough
■kin cured by using Juniper Soap, mi '
by Caswell. Hazard & Co.. New York.
One sided knowledge: One of the
boys, acquainted with Fogg’s frequent
changes of abode, asked hfm which he
thought was the cheaper, to move or
pay rent. “I can’t tell you, my dear
boy,” replied Fogg; “I have always
moved.”
Murder will out, so will the fact that
Carboline, a deodorized extract ot petro
leum, the natural hair renewer and restor
er, is the best preparation ever invented
and excels all other hair dressings, as
thousands ot genuine certificates now in
our possession abundantly prove.
The baby’s fall: “Look at you I
shrieked Mrs. Eoomi, os the nurse let
the baby fall over the second-floor bal
uster; “two inches nearer the wall and
that child would have smashed a $50
statnette and the hall lamp.” .And then
they picked up the baby.
NO MATTER
Whet yen ere doing, it will pev yon to see onr
greet offer ‘o euen e. Noceoveesing required.
No license necessary ee yon manufacture yonr
own gonds. A good chenoe to make money.
A stamp will in-nr<> e prompt replr. Address,
EATON A CO., Washin^t >n, D- C.
Against the grain: Widow woman
(to chemist who was weighing a grain
of calomel in dispensing a prescription
lor her sick child)—“Man, ve needna’
be sae sohrimpy wi’t; ’t is for a puix
fatherless bairn I”
Mother Swaii'a Worm Syrup.
Infallible, tasteleea, Harmless, cstharttc; for fe
verishness, restlessness, worms, constipation. 26c.
The whole pork or nothing: Mistress
—“Were you baptized Keeiah, when
you were named ?” Maid—“Law, ma’
am, we don’t baptize in our ohurch; we
immerge.”
Rheumatism quickly cured! send
stamp for free prescription. R. K. Hel-
phenstine, Washington, 1). C.
Rallying: Doctor (sottojvoce to his
colleague)—“We must reduce the fever
and abate the thirst.” Patient (who
had overheard)—“If you’ll redace the
fever, gen’lemen, I’ll und’take to abate
the thirst myshelf.”
Ladies and children’s boots and
cannot run over if Lyon’s Patent
Stiffeners are used.
shoes
Heel
felffiRS
Invalids, broken down in health end spirits hy
chronic dvspepsla, or suffering from the terrible
exhaustion that foliowstae attacks of acute dis
ease, tae testimony of thousands who have been
raised as by a miracle from a similar state of pro*-
(ration by Hoftettor’a Stomach Bitters, to a sure
A boss cow: W. D. Banks, of Clayton
county, has the boss cow. He says:
“By dang it I a man can pick her np
and tote her; then set her down and
milk her, and he can’t tote the milk ”
Vxgxti.ve is the great health restorer-
composed exclusively of harks, roots aud
herbs. It is very pleasant to take; every
child likes it.
Sad affair: While putting on z clean
shirt a Hartwell, Gs., man fell over a
trank and broke his oollar-bona. But
he says he’s going to try it again when
he gets well.
“Rough on Rato.”
Cleon out you, mice, roeebee, files, ante, bed
bugs, taunke, chipmunk*, gopher* 16c. Druggists-
Stains.—When the color of silks has
been destroyed by any strong sold, it
msy be restored by carefully wetting
the spot with a strong soap lather, to
which s little saleratus has been added.
When the color has been taken cut by
fruit stains ammonia will restore it.
It is quite commonly believed that in
running a man descends at each stride
upon the ball of the loot, ao that the arch
ol the foot may serve ee a spring to break
the shock. In his instantaneous photo
graph*, however, Mr. Muybrimre shows
that either in walking, tunning, or jump
ing, men—like all other animals so far
observed—alights upon tbe heel.
77ie quest ion “How long is it necessary
to keep children away from school after an
infectious diseasei” was answered some
time since by the Academy of Medicine,
Paris. With scarlet fever, diphtheria,
meatlet, and smallpox, isolation is to be
maintained for forty days. Chicken-pox
and mumps ‘oee I heir contagious power
after twenty-live days.
KIDN EY-WORT i 1
IS A SURE CURE
for all diseases of the Kidneys and
— LIVER —
It ha* spearnc action on tali mart ton; -rUnt
organ, enabling It to throw off torpidity and
Inaction, -“™ni»Q>'g the healthy accretion of
the Bile, and by keeping toe bowel* in free
condition, effecting Ite regular dlaoharge.
Malaria. malaria, have the ohlll*,
at* billons, dyapeptio, or ooiutipeted, Kidney-
Wort will Barely relievo and qnlakly cure.
In the Spring to oleanae the System, every
earn Should take a thorough ooome of it,
U- SOLO BY DRUOOISTS. Price SI.
KIDNEY-WORT
HEALTH IS WEALTH,
Mil of Body is Weal (if Mini
DR. RADWAY’S
Sarsaparillian Resolvent.
TH( GREAT BLOOD PDRIFITR.
Pure blood makes eonml flesh, stronv bone nn l
a clear skin. If you would have your tlexli Orm,
your bones sonnd without caries, and your com
plexion fair, use
Ractway’s Sarsaparillian
Resolvent.
A remedy composed of ingredients of extraor
dinary medical properties, essential to purify,
heal, repair and inr gorate the broken-down aud
wasted body—Qcick, Pliasant, Haps uud Pikm a-
nknt in ita treatment and cure.
No mattei by what na-ne tae complaiut may be
-rhether It I
designated, ’
▲ Skin of Beant y I* * Jey Foreven.
DR. T. FELIX UOUKAUD S
Oriental Cream, or Magical Beaatifier.
Removes Tan
Moth-Patches
and every
btemlah on
»de^
ttou. It baa
stood tae test
of thirty
yean, and la
SO harudeea
we taste it to
be sure tae
preparation
fe properly
mad* Accept
.ter-
lady c
syphilis, ulcers, sores, tumors, boito, erysipelas, or
salt rheum, diseases of the lungs, kidneys, blad
der, womb, skin, liver, stomach or (Kiwel., e tlu-r
chronic or constitutional, the virus Is in the Biowil
which supplies tbe waste aud builds aud repairs
these organs and wasted tissues of the system.
Ifthebioci is uc—oitiij', tae prooei, o.’ te y mi.
must be unsound.
The Sarsaparillian Resolvent
Not only to a compensating remedy, but secure*
ihe harmonious action or each of the organs, it
establishes throughout the entire system function
al harmony - and snpul.es the blood ves
sels with a pure and healthy current of
new life. Thk Skin, after a few days’ use
of the SarKaparilUan, becomes clear and
beautiful Pimples, blotches, black spots an i
skm erui»ttons are removed; sores aud ulcers s iou
cured. Persons suffering from scrofula, eruptive
diseases of the eyes, month, ears, legs, throat au-l
? lands, thm have accumulated ud spread, either
rom uucured diseases or mercury, or from th.
use of corrosive sublimate, msy rely upju a cure
if the Sarsaparillian U contmued a suflicieut Unto
to m ike its impression on the sy-tem.
One bottle contains more of the active prmci
pies of Medicines than sny other Preparation
Taken in teaspoonful doses, while others require
five or six times as much.
One Ikoliar a Mottle.
fit fai'mU
Dr. I. A, Sayr* aald to a
tleut:)—“A* you ladle* will uae
‘Gounod's Cream’ as th a least harmful of all tha Skm
" a.” One bottle will lastalx month* using
’. Also Poudre Subtil* removes superflu.
Jt l!
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ware of base imll
proof of any ona
( ■BYASTOpped free
■ ■ mT Morvtlou, Cera.
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Mdirectad. Ao rill a/tcr frit day‘t vm. Trtatii. 4
|2 trial bottle fee. to Fit Cues,tit.? paying oxpnM
charge, oa box,when received. Bead aiMaP.O.aod
expreu addrou of afflicted to DB-KL1NE.SSI Arth
St.Pbilada.Pa. SmDregful. BwonWiVawfj
DA. H. W. LOBB, MEDICAL OFFICES.
NO. m NORTH FIFTEENTH STREET,
/hUadelptria, Pa. 1* yean’ experience. (Estah-
fished for treatment with purely vegetable medi-
etnee.) Dr. Lobb’s long experience in tae treat,
meat of diseases enables him to guarantee a at
in all case* Consultation free end strictly eon.
fldenUaL Call in person or by letter. Office
boon: 11 to S end T to 10 evening.
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ADD T011H
Olub* offer* the sorest maans of making regular monthly
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Club. Rep
anbisnl
ciders back their I
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t be scrofula, consumption.
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CONSUMPTION.
la*vs a po.ltIt, remedy for the above disease; by its
> positive remedy .
bm thousands of essss of the worst kind and of
standing bavBbooaesrod Indeed, so strong 1s ay fkltE
la Its smeacy, that I will send TWO BO ITLKS FREE, to-
~' TKRATI8R on this disease, te
■ddr*
gather with a VALUABLK TRKj
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and T. O. I
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R.
R. R.
The Cheapest and Beat Medicine for
k'asuily lie* In ihe World
In from one to twenty minutes never falls to
relieve Pain with one thorough application:
no matter how violent or entwuciaiing the paiu.
the Rheumatic, Bed-ridden, luHrui, Crippled,
Nervous, Neuralgic or prostrated with disease
may suffer, KADWAY’8 READY KELIKb' wili
afford instant ease.
INFLAMMATION OF THE KIDNEYS,
INFLAMMATION OK THK BLADDER.
INFLAMMATION OF THE BOWELS,
CONGESTION OF THE LUNGS,
SORE THROAT, DIFFICULT BREATHING,
PALPITATION OF THE HEART,
HYSTERICS, CROUP, DIPHTHERI A,
CATARRH, INFLUENZA,
HEADACHE, TOOTHACHE,
NEURALGIA, RHEUMATISM,
COLD CHILLS, AGUE CHILLS,
CHILBLAINS AND FROST BITES,
BRUISES, LUMBAGO. SCI VTICA,
NERVOUSNESS, SLEEPLESSNESS,
COUGHS, COLDS, SPRAINS,
PAINS IN THK CHEST, BACK
or LIMBS are ins'antly relieved.
IN ITH VARIOUS FORMS.
FEVER AND AGUE.
FEVER AND AGUE cured for SO cts. There is
not a remedial agent in this world that will cure
Fever and Ague, and other Malarious, Bilious,
Scarlet. Typhoid, YeUow and other fevers (aided
by RAD WAY’S PILLS) so quickly as RADWAY’S
READY REUEF.
It win in #tew momenta, when taken internaliv
according to the direi lions, cure Cramps, Spasm.-,
Sour Stomach, Heartburn, Sick Headache, Dyspep
sia, Palpitation ol the Heart, Cold Chills, Hysteric-,
Pains in the Bowels, Diarrhoea, Dysentery, Colic,
Wind In the Bowels, and all Internal Pains.
Travelers should always carry a bottle of RAD
WAY’S READY RELIEF, with them. A few
drops in water will prevent slct ness or pains from
change of water. It to better mau French Brandy
or Bltteni as a stimulant.
Mlnerit and Lnuibermeu should always
be provided with it. £
ROADWAY’S
Regulating Pills!
Perfect, Purnative, Soothing Aperi
ents. Act without Pam Always
Reliable and Natural
in Operation.
A VEGETABLE SUBSTITUTE FOR
CALOMEL.
Perfectly tasteless, elegantly coated with sweet
gum, purge, regulate, purify, cleanse and streng-
ihen.
Radwat’b Pd.lb for tae cure of all disorders ol
j/ciiLkjj neaaacne, ifOiiBup&uoiiy v/Ostivsncss, indi*
gestiou. Dyspepsia, Biliousness, Fever, Inflamma
tion of the Bowels, Piles, and ail derangements of
the Internal Vtooer* Purely vegetable, contaiu-
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Observe tae following symptoms resulting
from Diseases of the Digestive Organs; Constipa
tion, Inward PBes, Fullness of Blood ia the
Head, Acidity of tae Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn,
Disgust of Food, Fullness or Weight in the 8to-
much; Soar Eructations, Sinking or Fluttering at
yie Heart. Choking or Safferlng Sensations when
m a lying posture. Dimness of Vision, Dots or
Webs before the Sight. Fever and dull Pain in the
Head. Deficiency of Persoiration, Yeliowneaa of
the Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, Chest,
Ulmbs, and Sadden Flushes of Heat, Burning in
tae Flesh.
A few doses of Radwat’s Film wiK free the
system from all the above-named disorder*
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Price, as Cento Per B*w.
READ “FALSE AND TRUE.”
Send a letter stamp to RADWAY A CO., No. 89
Warren, Cor. Church St., New York.
OHufonnation worth thousands will be sent
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v- To the Pnhlle.
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kw «VMrAiu. ^1
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Convulsions, 81. Vliu*
Dance, Alcoholism
Opium Rating, Ner-
voua debility .Scrofula
and all Nervous and
Blood diseases. To
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chan to, Banker* La
dle* and all whose se
dentary employment
causes Nervous Pros-
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