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A Boy and His Goat.
Ed and his brother Harry were tli
proud possessors of a goat. One da
their iminima said: "Eddie, I sa
Nanny standing with iter fore feet o
tjie fence."
"Oh, no, inatmnu," came tiie repl;
Nanny had only two feet on tli
fence."
nreaks colds *?*1
^ in time fii J*;
small dosage
brings quick relief to scratchy,
irritated throats. Cough eases,
phlegm clears away, inflamed
tissues are soothed. Now? before
a slight cough becomes a
serious ailment?hrenk it nr> with
DrKING'S DISCOVERY I
-a syrup for coughs & colds J*
TOO
LATE
Death only a matter of short time.
Don't wait until pains and aches
become incurable diseases. Avoid
painful consequences by taking
LATHROP'S
"HA'arlem~O^^
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The world's standard remedy for kidney,
liver, bladder and uric acid troubles?the
National Remedy of Holland since 1696.
Guaranteed. Three sizes, all druggists.
Look for th? name Cold Medal on every
box and accept no imitation
SENDS 2000 MILES POf
BEAR'S EMULSION
Mr. John P. Roar, Clearbrook, Va.
Dour Sir:?
Enclosed find Post Offic
money order for which please send in
one bottle of Rear's Emulsion. I hav
*tsed one bottle and I think it work
tine. What will half a dozen bottle
cost me delivered to m.v post office?
don't like to have them sent by Express
as I live forty miles from the railroad
Your truly,
J. S. Stauffer, Kendrick, Colo
The above letter shows what a won
Uerful reputation Rear's Emulsion has
unionu the thousands who have usei
it Fill* Ri'ilH'hfi / fililc hPsiRfliit ia Iiiik
troubles and general run-down condi
tion there is nothing' more beneficial
Itear's Kmulsion is for sale at leading
druggists, price $1.2." a bottle.
GREEN MOUNTAIN
asth rvs a
COMPOUND
vjcT I J~Z' <Ji:'ekly relieves the distress
, lug paroxysms. Used fo
\ y " 55 year* and result of loui
??&!jtel\'rL ex. erlenee in treatment o
t' t.rihccuecysQ thi'xat and Iuiik disease" I>,
;fv I'.r Di.J II. Guild. FKEKTRIAJ
BOX. Treatise on Astlinia.it
PMMO causes, treatment, etc., sen
UD in request. K>c. and S -C
at druggists. J. 11. OUILD CO., RUPERT, VI
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Great Fislkng Preserve.
Our greatest fishing preserve is
reputation tluit is assured to the Ye
lowstone park, for the park servici
aided by the luireau of fisheries, las
season restocked its lakes and stream
on a larger scale than ever l?efor?
Kggs of native trout collected in th
park numhcred fi.JHMJ.ooo; i?,K71.000 <
these developed to the stage of eye
eggs and fry, were returned to the wi
ters there; to these were added froi
outside hatcheries sufficient to bring th
total planting to 4.o">l.boo. or donhl
tIk* number planted in 11VJ0.?Sclent
fie American.
I'rniso is due the innn who make
pood when conditions are had.
LOOK OLD? Ifpg
Dolor Restorer will brlnp baolc original eoU
nulekly ? atop* dandruff At all good drogaM
>>r jjj froa, M?a fJU. CW-r. II .II. T
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In Mifaiw with Her far Safety
'arl LI tide r, K. F. D. No. 2, Box 44,
Linneaota, writes: "I want to thank
your kindness and the good your
lid me years ago. I am perfectly
visiting ra Spokane, Wash. Were it
e-ru-na I would not have been able
this trip. I always take your medii
me for safety should 1 take oold.
Pe-ru-na."
imeraency remedy for everyday Ills,
has Deen in use iifty years.
II LIQUID SOLD EVERYWHERE
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. FINE GENERAL TONIC
WlaunatU>Ch?o>lcalC?.. LMitorlU*. K*.
No More Tethering Piga.
ic I The native's of the Island of Ouam
y are learning that there Is a better way
w ! of keeping their pigs at home than the
>11 eoiniiion practice of tying them to a
tiee or stake by a short rope fastened
y. about the fore lee, according t?? reports
ic to the United States Department of
Agriculture. A pen of bamboo which
? will accommodate one sow and litter,
or three or four growing pigs, and may
j be mowed frequently, has been Intro,
duced by the local federal experiment
station and is gradually supplanting
I the tying method on the island.
IA FEELING OF SECURITY
You naturally feel secure when you
know that the medicine you are about to
I t.l.. _??
.o uimuiuifiy pure nnu contains no
harmful or habit producing drugs.
Such a medicine is Dr. Kilmer's SwampRoot,
kidney, liver and bladder remedy.
Ihe same standard of purity, strength
and excellence is maintained in every bottle
of Swamp Root.
It is scientifically compounded from
vegetable heibs.
It is not a stimulant and is taken in
i teaspooiiful doses.
It is not recommended for everything.
It is nature's great helper in relieving
1 and overcoming kidney, liver and bladder
_ ! troubles.
A sworn statement of purity is with
every bottle of Dr. Kilmer's SwampRoot.
If you need a medicine, you should
have the best. On sale at all drug stores
in bottles of two sizes, medium and large.
Tlnwpvpr if n?a x- 1 * *
.. ,?u ? 17-11 nrsi 10 iry tInh
(Treat preparation send ten cents to Dr.
Kilmer & Co., Binghamton, N. Y., for a
I sample bottle. When writing be sure
and mention this paper.?Advertisement.
The Whole Story.
"Wlmt ittv the salient details of this
domestic 'triangle"/"
"The husband who didn't understand
is suing for divorce from the wife,
who wasn't understood."
''1 see."
"And he has named as co-respondent
j the man who didn't understand, either,
, hut thought he did."?Birmingham AgeI
Herald.
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1 Mother Says
Babies Never
Get Real Sick
e That Teethina, the famous baby
e laxative and stomach corrective, Is
c tlie greatest medicine on earth for
s keeping little children well and happy
s all the time is conclusively proven by
I the statement of Mrs. It. 11. Bogart,
of 80 Lindsey street, Atlanta, Cla., who
* says:
"I have three boys, the oldest five,
the next will soon he four and the
* I baby is eighteen months old. I have
* given them all Teethiiut whenever
' they showed the slightest sign of feel:
ing had, and not only have the results
; inuiiui-iiiii, iiui nunc t?l li;eiu
' have ever been renlly sick in tiioir
lives. I believe their pood health Is
due entirely to Teethina."
Teethlna is sold by all druggists. or
i you can send Tlrtc to the MofTett Lab.
otratories, Columbus, Ga., and receive
a regular size package and also a copy
of the valuable Baby booklet.?Adver
tlsement.
A Hot One.
- i She?Of course you threw some rice
i at Jack's wedding.
He?No: I felt more like throwing
a ie\v grains ?>' eoinmon sense.
i 1 She?I bii?, but you couldn't spare
them.?Boston Transcript.
r Watch Cuticura Improve Your Skin.
j On rising and retiring gently smear
7 I the face with Cuticura Ointment.
h Wash off Ointment In five minutes
with Cutlcuni Soap and hot water. It
\ Is wonderful what Cuticura will do
for poor complexions, dandruff. Itching
nnd red rough hands.?Advertisement.
No Place for the Wife.
Green?So you are taking your wife
to the lakes of Killarney? That's a
wonderful place; there are echoes there
that repeat the sound of the human
voice -10 times.
= Breen?I guess we won't go to Kll:
larne.vv.? New York Sun.
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I- If Worms or Tapeworm porHl.it In your
*yntom. it ii he< aune you have not yet tried
'. the real Vermifuge, Dr. Peery'i "Dead Shot."
.( | One doae <loei the work. Ailvertlaoment.
A Safety Deposit.
' i The Prestidigitator?lla, ha! Didn't
1 know von tnlll fill flint nw?n..v In I'linr
if I '* - - - * *
! whiskers. ?lii| you?
' | Mr. Lon^hrush?Yes, I did. I hid
I that money there so my wife wouldn't
II | find it in my pockets. Hand it over,
e
More than 20.000 steamers, tuprs and
harjjes ply the Itlver Ithine.
! Look to Your Eyes fpfjfr "J3V|
I Beautiful Eyes, like fine
? ' Teeth, are the reeult of Constant If Jf_ fl
ij Cere. The dally uee of Marine \llV^> ' : U
l? tneket Eftl Clear and Radiant. Hi
It I Emovahle. Harmless. Sold and
a Recommended by All Druggists. ''if
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Popcorn and Pink
S Lemonade
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! By H. LOUIS RAYBOLD '
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iifci. tt.i, u> AtcClurt .N?w?p?n>r oyutllcalo.>
"Well," bald UiK-le Juck at the
breukfust luble, us be uu folded his
napkin with one Hick, "I suppose next
week 1 have to make a sacrifice of
myself, neglect uiy business, umi waste
iie whole of u rare June afternoon,
i llow about It, llillyV"
His young uepbew, at the sound of
his name, lifted uncoinpreheudinK
i eyes from his matutinal egg-toust-cocou
i combination. "What yuu say, Uncle
| Jack?" he asked.
i "Oh, nothing. Nothing at all. At
least, nothing of importance. 1 merely
remarked"?here this exasperating
young man paused, then udded Impressively?"that
the circus, the really,
truly circus, stupendous, uupurulelled?"
"Circus, Uncle Jack? Circus? Oh,
gosh, Uncle Juck, going to tuke tne?"
i Now the reader must be immediately
disabused regarding Uncle Juck's
apparent reluctance to go to the circus.
Uncle Jack would rather go to
the circus tltun do almost anything
else, unless it were to spend the equivalent
hours in the company of Miss
Caroline Frescott?an alternative,
however, which wus out of the question.
For only yesterday Jack with considerable
vehemence for him, hud told
that tantuliziiig young woman that he
was beastly sick of being fifth vice
piesident in the firm of devoted Fetch
& Carriers lor iter ladyship and was
ready to sell out all shares at once to
uic latest coiner. Caroline had returned
a retort discourteous, and, another
one of the vice presidents arriving
inopportunely. Jack had taken un
uhrupt departure.
Now the Question reasonably arises
us to Just why Jack should have expected
any speciul consideration, lie
did so on (lie grounds of liuving
squired Caroline ever since he hud
first held her miniature umbrella over
her head on the way to kindergarten
and of having asked her to marry him
semi-annually ever since she was seventeen
und lie nineteen?some live or
six years ago. But with each passing
year she hud added new charms and
piquancies which attracted new admirers
until It looked us if her old-tltne
I.vuiu m- Iiunueu OUl OI
tlu? running.
So much for the prelitninnries which
bellied to bring about Billy's circus
trip. Sailor-suited and exuberant, he
trotted along by his uncle's side and
explored the dusty environs of the
grounds, poked i>ennuts at tlie trunkwaving
elephants, gazed rapturously
at South Auiericun unteaters and Australian
marsupials suddenly and unscientifically
become neighbors, and
finally in the awed silence of expectancy,
entered the big tent and headed
for grandstand seats.
"Wait, uncle. There's Jean. Wait,
Uncle Jack!"
"Now Hill, if we expect to get our
seats before someone else does?never
sat in my own seat at u circus yet,
Bill!"
For Billy was tugging backward at
his uncle's hand. "Wait for Jean.
She's^ hurrying like everything, ller
Aunt i 'ii r.iiitoi?"
At Hit? name, Jack halted abruptly,
ami somewhere in tlit? hack of his
mind an association of ideas began to
form. Jean?Caroline's niece! Yes.
there they were, sure enough, although
from Caroline's unconcern he felt sure
she had not seen him. Fresh and cool
in green linen and wide hat. Lord!
how attractive she was and whut a
darn shame he couldn't follow his impulse
to rush wildly over. Yet dignity
demanded that he stick hy ills guns.
Through the performance which followed.
Jack was quite as conscious
that Caroline was slulmr iimcti.. i..
back of him, three rows up, us if lie
had had eyes in the buck of his head,
or us if Billy hadn't told him. lie
held himself stiffly and refused to relax
even at the utmost efforts of nenrhunian
monkeys or bouncing clowns.
Why had Caroline come to the circus
without bringing along ut least one of
her escorts?
The afternoon seemed as long to
Jack as it was brief for Iiilly, hut the
moment finally arrived when the last
chariot race had been won, the spangled
beauty had defied death and the
laws of gravity for the last time, and
the greatest show on earth, in a blare
of trumpets, was over until evening.
Juck rose, determined not to glance
around, yet somehow or other in the
slowly-moving crowd jamming the
aisles he managed to keep always In
sight a bit of green linen. Half-way
to the entrance one of those inexplicable
occurrences took jilace which
arise from very small beginnings. A
muflled explosion from an automobile
outside, the roar of a hungry lion in
its cage?something alarmed the mob
at one of the exits. Immediately the
spirit of panic permeated the atinos
ON THE GREAT BI
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Scene Presented at University of California
Has Been Likened to
Musical Comedy.
On t lie University of Cnlifornln
campus tlie sun Mazes on a white cuinpunlle,
on the white faces of huge new
buildings, on the mountainous, smooth
brown hills that climb up behind the
campus, and far out through the haze.
011 tlie blue of San Francisco bay. Instead
of sober New England elms, are
altltudlnous, ,hnlf tropical eucalyptus,
with rustling, gray green leaves and
aromatic scent that somehow reminds
one of Australia or Kipling's India ami
saddle horses and slightly arrogant
I "colonials" III rldliitf rlnll??i?
Tin* In whs are spotted with curious,
low spreading, Japanese-looking trees,
and under these trees students squat
011 the grass with their books?boys
and girls front California orchard and
rlneynrd country, Filipinos, Russians,
hips and Chinese. The campanile hells
chime, and out of the white buildings
they pour In drove*?there have been
"HI T ' *
phere. ' People who had t*een patiently
waiting space to wove, pressed forward.
Common sense Indicated that
In a moment toe place couldn't help
but empty Itself. Yet In that moment
how much could happen!
Somehow, Jack got Hilly on his
shoulder, elbowed a bit abend, and
slipped his arm about a ttgure In green
linen. "Keep tight hold of the youngster,"
he urged, and managed to draw
the two of them out on to a row of
Seuts.
"ThereI That's better!" he said.
I "A 1 **
1IIC HWWIMfO U* CI , I Bill"
aglne." "Tlien he began to feel cmhnrrussed
?n<l uvoided looking directly
ut Caroline, whose owu. cheeks were
rosy.
Hilly unintentionally Increased the
tension. "I guess," he began Importunity.
"you're glad, Miss Caroline. I
told you my Uncle Jack was going to
tuke me to the circus. I guess?"
"Carol U.el Did you?did you
know?"
"It was a satisfactory circus," said
Caroline. "Wasn't It?"
"Oh, Curollne." suld Jack humbly,
so low thut the children couldn't hear,
even If they had not been comparing
notes. "I'm sorry for all I said that
afternoon. Take me back and I'll?
I'll be ofllce boy 1"
But Caroline, who still retained a
thrilling memory of the feel of Jack's
arm about her waist, shook her head
gently. "Let's go Into partnership."
she murmured, "and freeze out the
others!"
"Don't forget, Uncle Jack," reminded
Hilly, whose upbringing wns dleteti
cally perfect. "I can have some popcorn
and pink lemonade. It's a special
occaalon, you know!"
"A special occasion? I'll say It Is.
old man!" exclaimed his uncle fervently.
Giant Butterflies.
It Is snld that In the northern part
of New Guinea there are butterflies
so large that the natives hunt them
with the bow and arrow. They belong
to tbe species Troides chlniaera and
they are not only among the largest,
but among the rarest butterflies In
tbe world. Some specimens measure
eleven and one-half Inches across the
, wings.
I The males, which are very shy, are
found only at certain hours of the day i
and at the tops of lofty blossom-hear- ,
lug trees. The natives sometimes
shoot the butterflies with four-pronged
arrows, and sometimes capture them
In nets made of spiders' webs. The
first specimens were taken to London
not so long ago by Meek, who hud
spent more than twenty yeurs In New
Guinea hunting rare varieties of birds
and Insects for American and European
collections.?Washington Star.
Monosyllable Language.
In the monosyllabic languages the
words are composed of simple monosyllabic
roots Isolated, and, as a rule,
independent of one another. In this
elementary form of language, the root
words correspond In their essence
with general conceptions only, and |
are unrestricted by any notions, of
person, gender* number, time, mood,
ur icuiiiiniaui|i.
The principal monosyllabic languages
are the Chinese, Annninose, j
Siamese, Burnian and Tihetan. To
these may he added the Pegu In British
Burma, and the Kassla, confined |
to a district In the south of Assam.
True Way to Make Discoveries.
"Never refuse to see what you do
not want to see or which ml?rh# an
against your own cherished h.vpoth- j
esls or agninst the views of author!- I
lies. These nre Just the clues to follow
up. as is also and emphatically so
tlie tiling you have never seen or heard
of before. The tiling you cnnnot get
a pigeonhole for is the finger point
showing the way to discovery."
Tills advice to scientists and others \
was given in a lecture by Sir Patrick '
Mnnson, the celebrated British pliyslpliin
u'hn illepBvprpil flint mnlni*:.* i?
caused l>y mosquitoes.
Water Creatures Live Long.
Among fishes and creatures Mint live
in tlie water, great age Is sometimes
attained. The carp lias been known
to live li<*? years. Common river trout
have been confined In a well MO to
HO years and n pike was caught In
1407 in a lake near llelibrouri In
Swabla with a brass ring attached to
it recounting that it was pluced in
the lake in the year 1230.
A Property Car.
"You'll never make a motor sales- i
man."
"NVliy not, sir?"
"You tried to soil thnt movie actor n
flivver, Instead of showing him the
tnost expensive cars we carry."
"Don't misjudge rue, boss. lie Just
wanted something on four wheels to
drive over a CHIT."
First Olympian Games.
July 1 la the anniversary of the
awarding of the prize In the lira; re- I
corded Olympian games in 77d, 1$. C. I
On that occasion Churoehus won the !
coveted trophy for the foot paces.
RKELEY CAMPUS
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as mnny ns ir?.000 undergraduates at
Berkeley?hoys In corduroy trousers
and class cups, girls In pink and skyblue
silk sweaters. In all sorts of ensj
tnines, from severe black and white i
collars to French heels and iilctnru I
lints.
In tin' pause between recitations you I
will see a great covey of these airy,
fairy coeds laughing at one end of a
broad marble entrance, while a crowd
of hoys, with an earnestness and abandon
Impossible at 11 o'clock In the
morning In the more self-conscious
Hast, are roaring "close" harmony al
I tlx. r.tlur To nnuimo
" nvviioiiriiini HI
the stern monnstlclsm of Ctunhrldfre
or Princeton, It Is like n scene from n
musical comedy.?Arthur Kuhl In
Harper's.
Think 8ometime? of Others.
Living for yourself alone, working
for yourself alone, you will be fore
doomed either to oblivion or te In
famy.
i
Ccmmuni
K ?t. - - 1 -? - ^^
4..woi in*: 10 lueiouers oi (lit; I.OII1
Illinois espionage not 8urr<>nden>d to tl
to bp^ln serving their sentences. Hen
Itttf for the penitentiary.
We'll Be at the Big
il M
All iiver tlie country miners of line
to the iiiiinmls tlie.v nre Sending to the
will he held In Chicago I>ee. 2 to 0 i
thing of ith kind ever held. One of t
shown above.
Mr. Herrick Shoo
I lie American, British. Spanish nn<
*- s??'I rt-JMfll'Ill -U IIHTHIXI r.I til
hunting grounds of the Krencli governni
T. Merrick is pictured here at tlie meet
Turks Can't Use
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tJreeU itrm> otlicors dismantling tl
before leaving that territory an the Ti
FROM FAR
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miikoii nies nave neen observed to
destroy adult mosquitoes.
The most Important sealing ground
Is ofT the coast of Newfoundland.
A clock ticking seconds takes one
week, four days and fourteen hours
to tick a million times.
Taxlcubs In Havana use gasoline
it. preference to the much cheaper alcohol.
because congested tralllc conditions
require quick starting ability.
? i rrr?raaaa
sts on Way to the P<
I o' >:'.
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ji
nuiiist Labor party who were convicted
ie sheriff the other day and were proti
: are Joe MIesler. Harry Slilnnnan an
r I ivp ^nxv
Jive stock ore Klvinj; tlie final touches
International IJve Stock show, which
mil which promises to he the bluest
he exhibits and his pretty friend ure
t<* at Ramhftiiillpf
il Italian ambassadors to France wore
e first official huntIiik at Itaniboulllet,
lent. I'nited States Ambassador Myron
s These Cannon
- nlpp "
)o rtinnnn lit llodoato, eiistern Thrace,
irkH took possession.
AND NEAR
There are 100 Islands In the Shetland
group, 27 Inhabited.
The populatlnn'of Slam la principally
Shans, a Mongoloid people.
There la a sign hanging outside a
Dover (N. J.) shop which reads:
"Drugless Drug Store."
To anybody at equal distance from
the sun and earth the sun would be
1 ,MX>,000,000 times as bright as the
earth. ,*
{"AlftVfrVr rfri>vYi 1 i i i /JtokSi
mgm
In Chicago I wo years ago of violating the
iptly taken to Jnllet or the county Jail
(1 Charles Crumblen with a guard leuvSENATOR
FOR A DAY
Mrs. \V. II. Felton, the lady from
Georgia nominated to fill the unezIII
r?'il 11.rill n? lLlu - 1
,? . .. ... me iiuc oriHUMr >Y Hi.Bon,
being assisted down the steps of
the United States mpitol by n newspaper
man. Mrs. Felton claimed the
right to he sworn In and seated, and
Senator-elect George agreed to waive
the presentation of his credentials for
one day, In order to enable Mrs. Felton
actually to serve.
HER VOICE AMAZES
B * ?>-.x '::^BBB
ML jtm&B I
aju^k
/ni
Million Tttlley, tlie fifteen-year-old
daughter of n railroad telegraph
operator of Knnsaa City, Mo., who had
her voice Judged by Otto Kuhn, chnlr Tkon
tl.o -.1 -?i ? "
...uu v< lias anauiu Ul Uim'llin) 4 > I (HO
Metropolitan Opera company, New
York, and Director ISiulIo ( nttl-Caanz7.a,
and amazed the opera conductors
by her wonderful lyric soprano. She .
was advised not to appear before
public audiences for at leust three
? curs and to study under a good
teacher.
Kisses by Mail Convict.
Sending kisses by mall is held by
a divorce court In Ij?? a t?~ a
- ... W?? H.ihtiin 11* IN)
us definite evidence of dlsloyulty to
one's wife as delivery of the suine by
lip contact. Mrs. Joseph A. (Jreen
charged this offense agali.st her husband,
and produced letters to show
thut the otlier woman In the case sent
kisses in return to (Jreen. Separate
maintenance and alimony was the de
1 cree of the court.
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Case of Arrested Development.
When u woman was summoned nt
Folkestone, Kng.. for neglectIng her
child, a police inspector said the girl,
j although eleven, behaved us if she
I wore aeven. Tlie woman told lilin the
Kirl, who had not been out for u year.
whh entirely fed on malted milk, egga,
and freah milk from a bottle, as abe
could not feed horaelf
Sir Boyle Outdone.
The advertising manager of an oil
concern. speaking on the vnlue of win
I (low displays, said. "A window display
Is an arm which reaches out to the eya
of the pnssor-by and says. 'See ma I
Here I am/"
i "Home, Sweat Home." ,? A
John I'ayne, the author of "Hornet
Sweet Home," wrote: "How often hare,
i 1 been In the heart of Paris, Berlin or
> London and heard persona singing
? 'Home, Sweet Home,' when I had not
enough to buy a meek"