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YOU DON'T NEED A TORCH UGH i To search for our bargains, every depa: ment in our store teems with prices su< % as you have never before seen or hea of. % 4 It Is a Waste of Monej And energy to continue paying old tin high prices for goods when you can bi themr,from us at such rediculously Lo Prices. It is not by accident that our trade hi grown to such immense proportion. $ A A r- ? uur uonstant tnaeavor To aive the Greatest Value for the lea t money is the mainstay of our unprec dented success. W. T. BEATY & CO. F. Q. Austell, Hanager. MllliPHY S t Li A Lfe. the counter and allowed a sad snail wrinkle his face. "Mrs. O'Sulll THE GERMAN GROCER HEARS ABOUT started the whole thing. She's been MRS. TORrflNGTON'S TRIUMPH. t^rmlned right along to top It over dago and the darky, and, altho she's got left several times, she's a Mrs. o'Salllvnn Tried to i?o?vn the man of perseverance. Yesterday af Other Tenanti, hut It Took the noon, when all the windows on Barbtr'i wire to Bent Her at Her block were open and the street ful Own Uame. kids, a red laundry wagon bchini [Copyright, loot, by C. n. Lewi*.] white horse drove up and halted at The German grocer was busy when door. ^ It was as If a circus had c< the janitor of McMurphy's flats slipped a'?pg. ........ . . . ,. .. "It vhas some washings come ho quietly n the other day, but after sell- . , . ?. * , ' ' eh/ queried the grocer. Ing a woman two cucumbers and a bar "That's It. and everybody was km of soap and assuring her that he got W1 out. It's only the high toned t his clothespins and washboards fresh patronize laundries, you know, i from tho manufacturer every week ho only the swaggerest sort of a laun turned to the janitor and asked: which runs a red wagon. I was till "Vhell, Mr. Sprocket, vhas dot asth- Ing the driver had made a mist ma der same as all der time?" when he conies up the steps wltl "It's a trilie better today, Mr. Was- parcel and said: seruian, thank you," was the reply, "'Two pairs of cnfTs for.the Ij ^ ^ O'Sullivan. and they were paid fot rfTft'HfW x "Site had sprung a trick on the d; | ,W' ' L.J jPSt and the darkv and given the O'Si W' , { fXi | vans a big summer boom, and the v [lit if s',p ni'ound with/her nose In ! I\i L /> II IfJ a'r mn<^? m<> ^ r i l. My&x llHlil' Countess Dlvlto walked up and do | V|D the lialls with a hliuana in lier mo /[(ftxSf'V iwl r? keep f''oin "homing out. .ami .N MYw >V vjr \jL ?l$\\ lorringion paraueu around wun a U i'BcTmX zor ,n 'H'r ',nm' nnc' bilked of rnrv // |AVO^Hjri i pjf \\\\ up white trash. It was up to tin It 1 lr ' nn(' l^r8- O'Sulllvan was happy for /Fl I\ ,| , " \ - first time In a week." W\Y"Und don't der odder woman* mfel: /v ^ sometlngs?" naked the grocer In to -?a"-jbet ray log eonshlernhle anxiety, ^n, "You hot they did!" replied the J Itor. "Mr. Wassermnn. did you e paraded abound with a razok in her know a woman to take a snub and hand. try to ret even?" "but I'm not admitting It to anybody "Vhell. 1 vhas In der grocery p< else. Itn fact, over at the flats they qoss. you see. und I don't know mo< thought I was so near done up this about snubs." morning that the tenants washed their "Exactly. but you can take my w own windows and set out their ash for It. It wasn't an hour before barrels. I've got a pretty good thing Countess DIvlto put on her hat i in this wheeze, and 1 propose to work went out. and she was haydly he It for all It's worth. Me.Murphy him again wlten a department store ste self was around last night to see why delivery wagon came sailing up I dldn t sweep the halls at least once a leave a bundle for her. She'd gone wack. but when he found that I could and bought Ave yards of calico an not draw a long breath without tying 50 cent rug. and the package wo iuy legs in a knot he was full of sym- big one. Lord. Lord, but you oughi notlir T fnol tliu^ T nnn tn II, r.?v> ? ?v>.. lum vim miiv Luiiuueu- nnve seen tlie excitement on our Die tlally with you. you know." When the couute^s appeared at "Of course. Mr. Sprocket?of course, window, the mob cheered her, am My sympathies vhhs always mlt dor hundred kids stood on their heads, poor man. .Vhas dot flat all right now- McMurphy had been around, I bell adays?" I could have got a raise of wages "How could It be, Mr. Wasserman? of him. I got a peep at Mrs. O'Si With an Irishman on the first floou, a van, and her tears were falling I dago on the second and a darky on the rain." third there's bound to be friction. I "Und she vhas crushed?" queried was telling McMurphy last night that grocer, with a note of sympathy. I didn't believe we could get a reputa- "Crushed to earth. Mr. Wassertr tlon for being high toned, but he said beaten at her own game. Yes, held do It even If he had to let the gar countess was ahead, but she had ret to a Turk and the basement to an darky to reckon with. Mrs. Torrlng Eskimo. Did any one tell you about one cf the kind to take a b the little affair the other night?" sent, nnd 1 knew hv the look en Nopody te'la Dlu nottlngs, Mr. fnce tj,at gbe wng flgl1r|ng Gn how him" l? ^?ar a".a^0U(^t even*up things. By and by she w "Well," Mid the Janitor as he got a ont- an(1 flve nilnmes after her reti brace for the small of hie back against two district luosscuiror. boys called i ^ ' Ui,.-:, . ii V ' - the door for her. One linfl n big bouquet ati?I n bottle of champagne. and the other had a pail of ice cream and au angel cake." "Und vlina dere some excitement, Mr. Sprocket?" T"I should remark! Why. the Htreet bubbled till two 'Tips had to clear it with their clubs, und somebody turned In a tire alarm and brought out five engines. It was t:.?. unanimous opinion of our whole block that the darky had knocked the spots off the sun and was the swaggerest thing in our part of the ft" town. She appeared at her window and bowed and bowed, and if It hadn't beeu for the police we'd have had u Dh band out. It's tli? iin?v n innii... especially a janitor with the asthma, ? to renin In neutral when there's a row rU on between tenants, but I can't help but chuckle over the way she saved the day." "I'nd don't nopody do nottlngs more?" "That wasn't the end. of course. When Tim O'Kulllvnn came off ills coal cart tlint evening and heard the story. T he put on a plug hat he hadn't worn for ten years and promenaded up and down and talked of the postotHce box he was going to rent next day. but the crowd was cold hearted. After Count tie Divlto had run his banana cart Into the I basement and eaten his supper be put __ on a cleoh calico shirt and lit a nickel cigar and said he expected an alderman around to see him. hut it was no go. That bottle of champagne, to say nothing of the ice cream and the bouquet, had done the business. The darky Is away nliead today, hut of course Mrs. O'Sullivnn and the countess won't let things rest where they are." EIS "But nopody vhlll be killed?" solemnly asked the grocer. "No. It probably won't come to that unless the husbands take a hand in, and they've kept out of the rows thus I far. It's my opinion that in a day or two Mrs. O'Sullivan will take her kids j for a ride on the street car, but If she | does the countess will go on a steam- ( boat excursion, nnd Mrs. Torrlngton i win n.i*' o ....I- ?"?' ..... u?.j ii |?.? 11 \jl mlllt'l kmiit'n *111(1 | take to the roof. Human nature is a I queer tiling. Mr. Wasserinan." "Yes. I pellef she vhas, hut I don't like some quarrels. Vhas it somet'ings to me if my neighbor vhas better off !?~ nsb me? Vhas it somet'ings to my wife If sotnepody else has better clothes? Vhas it somet'ings to nopody vhat anypody does all der times? I like to be In some swim myself, uiul I I like my wife to he some swagger, but do you pelief 1 sell oudt all my twendytlfe cent sardines for twendy cent a box dot we may haf some style for one day? Of course not. Und now yon take a box of strawberries home init you und speak to dose womans und tell i 'em dot wanity vhas wanlty und brings somepody to der poorhouse at last." M. Quad. Very Crisp. "My 'strawberry shortcake' poem _ was turned down," sighed the young bard. e to "Perhaps the editor thought It wasn't van well done." smiled the witty friend, de- "No; he said 1 should make it the shorter."?Chicago News. ugh wo- A Grlcvon* Mistake, ter- "Then what do you think Is his chief the fault as a singer?" 1 of "He hasn't any idea of proper time, d a lie ought to know the proper time tor our him to sing Is when nobody's around to >me hear."?Philadelphia Times. Oie, When Doctor. Afc'ree. "He was threatened at one t'me. as )ck- I understand the cnse, with a compllvho cation of disorders." ntwl "fined lands! What nnvtui film?" dry "Professional courtesy, they suy."? Ink- Detroit Journal. nke It n lioipira*. Mosquito?Come on. fellows! Here'snu8 a feast without interruptloD. lie dare not slap at us for fear of breaking nu down the hammock.?Chicago News. Ver ___________ not Su scribe for Tna Tim us and keep posted. oci> ? ind I mic HH Hn ^^^B Hj HB a a ^P t to Bflj 8 ^^B B her > ^^B A m like P the ^ 1 Is* ^HBl HI^^P iirn ^bbbbbbbmbb*MBBB?*^BB? FOR SA1 # V ' . / * / No Comparison. Mr. Ferguson was later than usual in coming home, ami as his wife met him ? in the hallway with her usual kiss he *" sa id apologet ieally: "The train was crowded. Laura, and I had to ride in the smoking ear. I sup pose I smell like a tobacco factory." No. tleorge." said Mrs. Ferguson, "you do not The smell from a tobacco factory, as I remember it is not at ah ofiensive." Chicago Tribune. Itrluun iii:(I tlie lint Wcnthrr. "Hriggs must in- getting queer in hb top story." "What's the proof?" "lie had his bare head out of his of flee window at noon yesterday, an when I asked hint what he was doitc he said he couldn't afford a rcgulii: hair cut and was trying a singe."Cleveland I'lain I ten lor. I a i Subtle 5 Foe s Dyspepsia is unrecognized in |H half the cases. It deceives the ^Ej unknowing sufferer. It.s many sBp variations work along the weakest H| L lines of the system. To battle I1n against only one of them is vain. i Our booklet explains its synip- ''N1' toms. Our DyspepsiaTabletsgive l 11, complete and lasting relief. udii 2 |>ea GILES' S Dyspepsia Tablets S ??-, 10c., 25C. 5 Vrn 2r>9 and 50C. [ )ia SOLD BY UNION DRUG CO. " you UNION, S. ('. TP What presumption it is for the Knights of Labor to try to ccrnpel attorney General Knox to execute his own sworn <lutv and nroseeu'e mf I"" ~ the Steel Trust! Do not the Knights ?_ know that Mr. Knox drew the article under which the Steel Trust was incorporated and that be was chosen 1,0 for his present post by the influence ^ of the Steel Trust? I low can they Rn? ask him to prove treacherous to it? In 1 A YOUNG LADY'S LIFE SAVED 'T 1 ol At Panama, Colombia, by Chambar lain's Colic, Cholera ami my Diarrhoea Remedy. InJt Dr. Clias. II. Utter, a prominent phv- 4> sician. of Panama, Colombia, in a recent letter states: "Last March I ha<l as a tlu" naiifiit a young laily sixteen years ol ou< who had a very bad attack of dvs. en enlery. Everything I pre>cnl) d ior Improved ii effectual and she wa.- g-owing as worse every hour. Her parents weie -ure she would die She had In-come so it. ?eak that she cou'd not turn over in fal lied. What to do at this critical mom- ? ent was a study for me, but I ihouglrt, 8t? of Chaml erlain's Colic, Cholera and . Diarihoea Hemedy and as a last, resort tor luesciiled it. The most wonderful re- cj(j suit was efficted Within eight houis of she was feeling much better; inside of thr?e days sne was upon her teet and at " the end of one week was entirely well." For sale by F. C. Duke, Druggist. * * ' cak Senator Burton sajs that nimy tier per cent of the American pe< pic 6,i? have already decided f<r Schley Make it ninety-nine, S? nitor, make it nirit V/ ?? ?ll * 1. ~ V ~ v Kill j mill. 1 UU 11 111 Ult'II L U you nearer the mat k. "] ^ as I at r A Superb Grip Cure. ??v Johnson's Tonic is a suiterb Grip t]; chic. Fives every trace of Grip Poison from the system. Does it <piick "J Within an ' our it enters the blood and nioi begins to nt tralize tlie* effects of t he 11101 poison. Wii! in a day it places a Grip "I victim beyon tlie point of d oiger. Within a week, uddy cheeks attest re- tho turn of perfect nealth. I'rice .">0 cents lam it it cures. Ask for Johnson's Chill and iue Fever Tonic. Take nothing else. I'm M-ly am w AM yUARi LE AT HOLMES & / * / * .. . ? ,,>> I ASTHMA CURE FREE I sthmalene Brings Instant Relief and Permanent Cure in All Cases. Sent Absolutely Free on Receipt of Postal. 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Nly wife eomtneneed taking it about the first of November, ry soon noticed a radical improvement. After using one Itotlie Iter Asthma hasdiMtpred and she is entirely free from all symptoms. I feel that I can consistently reeotnnl the medicine to all who are attiieted with litis distressing disease. Yours respeo1 fully. O. i). I'llKLPS, M. I). T.vrr llitos. MrtHetNE f'o. Feb. 6. IH01. Sontlcmcn: I was troubled with Asthma for 22 years. I have tried uunierous remedies, they have all failed. I ran across your advertisement and started with a trial bottle, it ltd relief at once. I have since purchased your tnil size but t le. and I am ever grateful, ve a family of four children, and for six years was unable to work. I am now in the best ealth and tun doing business every day. 'l'lti* testimony you can make such use of ss see tit. Home address, 2115 Itivington street. ItAl'IIAKI,, tiT East 12(*th st? City IAL BOTTLESENT ABSOLUTELY FREE ON RECEIPT OF POSTAL IJo not plolnv- VVritp ^, i, i - ^- o - 'v ? j . .. . >>.v. uv. uuv.^, auuicsani^ l J K. 1 All os. Mkdicink Co., 79 East 130th St., N. Y. City. When Writing Mention Tub T'nion Times. WHAT HE LIVED FOR. WQRTHY SUCCESSOR. Han Fan Ahrnd nml Wanted to lie on iinnd. "eomethlngj New Under re sat on * lop in front of his shanty, The Sun." okinp some sort of leaves or weeds lis homemade pipe, ami when 1 ro?lc (!"f!\,rs ',ave tried to enre toand saluted liim I thouph. him the L AI A!4\{| 'T the use of powders, acids, , , , , , , , pases, inhalers and drups in paste form. St melancholy Individual I ever saw. ^p0W(lers (lry tlu'. inucuous Down on your luck.' 1 queried as membranes causinp them to crack open ffered htm some smoking tolaieeo. anij hlecd. The powerful acids used in Waal, no," he slowly replied. "I.ost inhalers have entirely eaten away the mewl hy snake hite t'other day, same memhranes that their makers ; slcii thinps are to he expected." aimed to cine, while pastes and ointYou don't look well " nients cannot reach the disease. An old Guess not. I've Idn sick fur about ?ml experienced practitioner who has ... ,, , * , ... for?manv years made a close study and ee months, and this is i-> fust day specialty 0'f the treatment of CATARRH, ' ,. "lust expect sickness, how- jJft8 |ast perfected a Treatment which >r- when faithfully used, not only relieves I see you have no crops in," I said at once, hut permanently cures CAI looked over the rank tlelds. TAKltll, hy reinovinp the cause, stopXot a crop, and I'm kinder plad on ninp the discharges, and curinp all inI won't liev no hustlin to do this flamation. It is the only remedy know n j - to science that actually reaches the afllavon't you any poultry or live j1^'1 Imrtf- 4* .... ' 1 known as "hM! H* LKS the GU A \< AN? 1A ? , . TEKI) CATAUKH CURE," and is sold Nonp. Ilad to sell my cow last wdn- at the extremely low price of One Dollar, , and the coyotes carried oft the each packape containinp internal and ckens. Had two Imps, hut they died external medicine sufficient for a cholera. Noap?no live stock to mouth's treatment and everything nerry about." cessary to its perfect use. i rovisions pretty scarce?" I per- ^ 7**^1 1 118 tl,e only perfect :ot1, seel lis lie was willing t?? talk. CATARRH I L RE ever made ami is IMinno. All we live on is Johnny- ?ow recopni.e.1 jih the only safe and , , ' * positive eure for that annoying anil dise and corn eolToe. . liotililu t won- gusting disease It cures all inllamn, though, If provisions was kinder tion quickly and permanently and is also erce." wonderfully quick to relieve HAY Vnil don't you get discouraged?" FEVER or ('OLD intlie HKA1). Never." CATARRH when neglected often Rut will you tell me what on earth leads to CONSUMPTION?"SNUI'i are liviii" for"'" FLICS'' will save you if you me it at ['will, stranger! I will." he answered once\ 4U4i8 ?? ordinary remedy, hut a . . ... . r , complete treatment which is positively He got up and threw a piece of soil vlI!ir'ftnUH.(1 to (.ure CATARRH in any i harking pup dog. 11ns etc clai.n form or stage if used according to the ruth about i??>00.' directions which accompany each packFes." age. Don't delay but send for it at once, \nd she's mortgaged fur $000." and write full particulars as to your coni'es." dition, and vou will receive special ad\ml the monev is all gone, anil the vice from the discoverer of this wonrtgnge Is to he foreclosed next f,erful remedy regarding your case without cost to vou beyond the regular price , ? of "SNIFFLES" the "GUARANTEED v(H>; T. 1. . . ! r CATAKltll CUKE." Anal, I in llvin to see the fun when Sent prepaid to any address in the fule who lent $000 on $.?00 wutli of United States or Canada on receipt of il gits around 'ere to foreclose on One Dollar. Address Dept. 1 EDWIN anil take possession. Alter that 11. (1ILES A COMPANY, 1EW0 and 23.12 go!n out anil let a snake bite me Market Street, Philadelphia. Pa. il die." M. Orao. I ly illim in Cur* \NTEED I : MOORE'S PHARMACY. * ' \