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OLD IE I;'. .3 Pilgrim Joe's Discover ' ses Latent Memo; DOES MORE THAN IS ' ZD. Recollections of Borrcv.ec .... y, a Discarded Man. Cheavng In ch. Lost Thimble and Otr.e- C ?inventor Threatened. By M. QUAD. {Copyright. li?lo. by Ass.k i^thl l.itornry I*ress. I FOIl th<> Inst thirty-five years I have b<eu experimenting with various roots anil l?ari*> with a view of bringing out some sure and certain remedy for loss of memory In old and young people. The amount of forgetfulness iti this world Is something astonishing, and the evil thereby caused can hardly be computed. It gives me the greatest pleasure to state that my long and untiring efforts have at last been crowned with com THE LONG LOOT THIMBLE. plete success. and every drug store in the land is now supplied with Pilgrim Joe's Wonderful Memory Restorer. 1 I make no difference between re- 1 apectable and disreputable druggists, I but serve both alike, as I wish my restorer to reach all classes and conditions. ( Every bottle holds a full pint, and i the cork Is secured by red wax. Take no other. More depends on the color of the wax in patent medicine than the contents of the bottle. < Every bottle has a wide mouth, so it can be used to take ice cream home in when the original contents are gone. Inspected under the pure food and i drug law and found to contain nothing < to kill a horse. If yon die after taking a few dose9 your friends must lOOK ior pans pwu iu uue *? en. 1 do not wish to boast too greatly of this new and valued addition to the many preparations on sale and will therefore submit a few testimonials j from the thousands pouring in by j every mall. J. D. B. of Hartford writes: "I hope | you will meet with no success in the sale of your memory restorer. My j wife got me to take a dose, and it was hardly down before I remembered borrowing $10 of her five years ago. j and there was nothing to do but pay . it back. You don't get me to take another drop." ( John Henry H. of New York city , writes: "I was being sued far breach , of promise, and as the girl had nothing In writing to bring forward the Jury would certainly have cleared me had ; not the plaintiff's lawyer tricked me < Into taking a dose of your restorer. Under its Influence I owned right np , that I bad asked for the girl's band | three different times, and she was awarded $4,000. I shall warn all my ( friends agatnst your decoction." < < Forgottsn Man Restored. < Miss M. B. of Detroit writes: "I J think snch men as you ought to be put < behind prison bars. I was about to be J married the other day when a stranger < to me rose up and forbade the banns. ] I fainted, and to bring me to tbey < poured a big dose of your restorer I down my throat. When I revived the < stranger was a stranger no longer, but a man I had accepted several years ago and forgotten all about. He's lop shouldered and knockkneed. but I've ] sot to keep my promise. I trust that your days in the land may be short j nnd foil of woe." i Deacon Thompson of Oswego writes: "One day last week my wife came home from the dnig store with a bot- < tie of your memory restorer and a great story of what It would do. Just before setting out for prayer meeting that evening I took a dose. As a consequence I rose up In meeting and re membered and owned up to cheating no less than seven of the brethren who had traded horses with me at various < times in the last thirty years. I was < going on to own up a lot of other < things when luckily for me the Are < bells rang and I had a chance to get J out of the meeting house. I bad. how- < ever, owned up to enough to give me * a black eye all around town, and I < propose to give you such a lawsuit as J mortal man was never called upon to < defend before." Mrs. Danforth. widow, of Kansas writes: "For several years past I have laid my spectacles, thimble, etc., away 1 and then had to hunt for hours to find J them again. A friend of mine called 1 my attention to your restorer, and I .got a bottle. After the first dose I 1 v:ilk:-i right down I ho foliar n.t found inv spe? on iln- slteii where 1 had placed theui mouths np>. After the second I found my lost thimble in the teapot. I was fool enough to take a third, hoping to tiud a dime I mislaid two years ago. but what did it do but make tne remember that I owed Klder Johnson for a barrel of pork bought tive years ago. I started right out and paid the debt, and he charged me interest at the rate of 10 per cent. 1 am advising everybody in the vicinity to beware of your restorer as they would of the deadly rattlesnake." Borrowed "Five" Recalled. Henry P. of Milwaukee writes: "If I had my paws on you you should surely suffer. I took a dose of your memory restorer the other evening to see if K wouldn't help uie to remember who borrowed my jackknife during tlie day. It did. It was Moses Barnes, but when I went for the knife next day he claimed that I borrowed $5 In casli at the same time he borrowed my old fifteen cent knife, and I've got to come down or stand a lawsuit. I look ui?on you as a fraud and a swindler and shall do everything possible to injure you." Deacon Waters of Ohio writes: "Some ten years ago I had a business deal with IH>acon Travers. also of this town and a iiieml?er of the same church. A year later he claimed that I still owed him $3. I denied it. and he sued. He was beaten, but the event almost disrupted the church and antagonized many families. "The other day in calling on the minister I found him about to take a dose of your memory restorer. He had laid aside bis sermons for three years nnd could not find them to preach over again. I decided to imbibe with bim and see if I could remember to whom I lent wxj #tcbfork. "Right here, sir, I wish to call yon an onhung scoundrel. The dose bad no pitchfork In it, but it caused me to remember and to blurt right out te the minister that I really did owe Deacon Travers that money. I tried to take it back, but in vain. I have had to come down with the dough, with interest and compound Interest, and no one will now buy eggs of roe without counting them over twice. I would go many miles, sir. to see Justice done upon your wretched carcass. Whv remember? Why not forget?" Remarkable Case In St. Paul. Mrs. H. G. of St. Paul writes: "I am one of those fools who buy every patent medicine as fast as it appears, and the other day I came across your mem- j ory restorer. Years ago a cousin of j mine removed to Kansas. I had forgotten the name of the place and took a thumping big dose of your restorer in hopes to recall It. The name came within two minutes, and within two more I received a telegram that my cousin was dead and hadn't left me a red cent out of her riches. "Sir. I denounce yon as a miserable wretch, and you may be sure that I shall do everything in my power to drive your villainous compound from the state of Kansas." Pilgrim Joe's Memory Restorer restores events a hundred years past. One dose will carry your memory back for fifteen years. Before the botMrt u finished vou are remembering hew and where you met George Washington. Can be taken oa a full or an empty stomach. You don't lose consciousness when it is working. If other persons are in the room with you be careful not to express your surprise as events of the past come rising np before you. After the fifth dose slack off for a day or two in order that your memory may get used to the new strain pot upon it. Druggists who offer you "something Just as good" are horse thieves and Liars, and their preparations are liable to make you forget that you have paid your street car fare once and band the conductor a second nickel. There is but oae Pilgrim Joe. - - - - - - - - AAAAAAAA f Th* Only On* Lacking. |> ? "Why are you so sure there Is |> ? no such thing as a fourth di- x % mension?" ? | "Because," replied the dlscour- x | aged fat man, "If there was I'd <| I hare It."?Ladles' Home Jour- X I nal. v Unaimplified Spelling. The lady of the house was telling her caller something she did not want the eight-year-old girl to hear, and Bhe resorted to the common device of spelling many of the words she used. The little girl listened intently for a time, alive with curiosity, but she could make nothing of it. Then she walked out on the porch, where her father was sitting, and said bitterly, "There's too much education in this house"?Philadelphia Saturday Kvening rosu | Soft and Low. J> ? He?I think baby is taking y | after me. % f She?Without a doubt. He J> | crawls upstairs on his bands |> I and knees already!?Spokane T | Spokesman-Review. |> Hand and Foot. "George. I don't think you have treated me right. I told you that you might ask father for my hand, and I haven't seen you since." "This is the first time I've been out ?ince then."?Buffalo Express. AT Tiiiv A CHPRCI^i The public is cordially invited to attend any of the services of the various churches of Kinpfstree. i Baptist Cburcti. Rev W E Hurt, Pastor. Services every second and fourth Sunday mornings at 11:00 o'clock and evening at 7:30 o'clock. ^ Sunday-school at 10.00 a. m. Episcopal Church, Rev I)r Robert Wilson, Rector. Every second and fourth Sunday, morning prayer, sermon and holy communion at 11 a. m. 1 . . .. Methodist Church. Rev W A Fairy, Pastor. Preaching every Sunday morning 1 ; at 11:00 o'clock and evening at 7:30 o'clock. Sunday-school at 4:30 p. m. > Epworth League meets every Tues- i' | day night at 7:30 o'clock. I Mid-week prayer meeting every l Thursday night at 7:30 o'clock. Presbyterian Church. ^ 1 Rev E E Ervin, Pastor. 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