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TWF STTN. NKWRRRRY. S. C FRIDAY, DECEMBER 17, 1937 rn Fun for the^X^holc Family THE FEATHERHEADS By Otbomm Environment Kj-,s \natchim<s- A Football is HOT STt 'FF TO SOME — AMD To OTHERS, \T LEAVES TH^NA COLO S’MATTER POP— Have You Thought of Changing the Old Coat? MESCAL IKE B r s. l. huntley Read All About It Sr HIT'S OK., LUKEfi VOW CAM START TH’ PRESS /. CACTUSSOOUNTY BUGLE v.u«twuMT / eanA . veam, tu' paper was a u'l 6EHIMO time a-qittiisj’oot| this WEEK—UJKEHAD TM head LIMES ALL SET OP i USUAL, BOT MULEV WAS LATE A-&ITTIM' ^OOUA^ TOWM TOOAVj £ hv S. L. Huntley, Trade Mark Reg. U. 8. Pat. Office) ] FINNEY OF THE FORCE MESSAGE NO. <7<7 ‘‘ENSMUM CAR. NO. 13—WALNUT AND QnikICE- INVE STl GATE CAR STUCK IN ( CAR NO 13 — COMPLAINTS STILL COMING IN ON CAR. STUCK IN SNOW AT walnut An' cjuince-traffic Blocked —reroute cars— RENDER ASSISTANCE: Guess we better call UP AN* TELL 'EM TlS US, CAR NO. I3,WHUT BE , SHTUCK AT WALNUT AN QUINCE #2 Stuck PrWOLPSS/F^ fjNNe/ A THAW BE TH’ ONL.y T'lNtr WHUT SHTART5 A Run ONI A Snow Bank. POP— Pop Knows the Gossipers Have Been at It Again By J. MILLAR WATT who’s been TELLING YOU ABOUT ME ? © Ban Syndicate.—WRtJ Service. } l 1 Craft; Earth flew in all directions as the crimsoc-faced would-be golfer at tempted to strike the ball. “My word,” he blurted out to his caddie, “the worms will think there’s an earthquake.” “I don’t know," replied the caddie, “the worms ’round here are crafty. I’ll bet most of them are hiding un derneath the ball for safety.”— Pearson’s Weekly. That’ll Stop Him He—You know last year the doc tor told me that if I didn’t stop smoking I’d become feeble-minded. Girl—Why didn’t you stop? No Scarem Dick—1 understand the sultan’s son is inclined to be a little—-er— Doc—H a rum-sea rum ? Dick—Oh, no. he’s used to them. More Ways Than One Neighbor—Is your husband a good driver? Woman—Yes, he just simply drives me crazy. LUNG POWER By GLUYAS WILLIAMS (CrorffM. to Tto Ml totoiiiu, lx ) IS EMSMEP IK MARINS a snowman wrH SOOTV BEMIS SHOUfS suddenly «f BUDDY,-rtlREE FElrf AWAY, YRAr HE’S PO MS r( wrong buddy moves a roof NEARER <0 VEIL HE WAS SHOIKiNS.I'HA'T’S WHO WAS SHOUflHfc BUDDY SHOUfS BACK HE DOESNf HAVE To SHOUT LIKE THAT, HE ISN’T DEAF RAISES VOICE A COUPLE OF PEGS 16 DEMAND HE'D LINE TO KNOW WHO WAS SHOUTING SHRIEKS HE 60ESSES HE CAN SHOUT IF HE WAHTS TO. DOES 50 BUDDY, UNDAUNTED, CLAIMS HE CAN SHOOT LOUDER AND THEY STAND YELLING tef EACH other until both burst into peals of laughter and go on with The snowman AROUND «h. HOUSE Items of Interest to the Housewife For Meringues.—Eggs that are several days old make better meringues than fresh ones. • • • Watering House Plants.—Rinse water from milk bottles will make house plants healthy and vigorous. • • • Selecting Meats.—Good beef or pork or calves’ liver is very bright in color and has little odor. Re member these points when select ing it. • • • Preparing Starch.—Stir a piece of lard about as big as a five-cent piece into your starch while it is boiling. Your clothes will take on a nice gloss, and the iron will not stick. • « • Caring for Knit Garments.—In wearing and caring for knit gar ments, beware of rough surfaces, which cause thread breaks. Give the garment rest periods; steam and reblock occasionally. • • • Stuffed Celery.—Blend two ta blespoons of peanut butter with two tablespoons of butter and one- quarter pound of grated cheese. Work until smooth, then add one- quarter teaspoon of Worcester shire sauce and paprika, then stuff crisp celery hearts. This mixture is also delicious as a sandwich spread or to use for stuffing dates or prunes. For Cooling Cakes.—An ordi nary wire dish-drying rack makes a good cake cooling rack when turned upside down. • • * Preserving Stockings.—Because perspiration acids are among the worst enemies of good hose, cloth ing experts advise washing stock ings after each wearing—in luke warm water with mild soap. • • • A Needed Utensil.—A knife sharpener is as essential a piece of household'equipment as the cof fee pot. Not even an expert carver is able to do much with a dull knife. 1 "> > . Smiles Granite “Then she isn’t exactly one of the sympathetic sort?” “Sympathetic! Why, it’s my opinion that woman wasn’t born; she was quarried!” Last year: She was the old-fash ioned girl who- darned her hus band’s socks. This year: She’s the new-fangled girl who socks her darned husband. Here and There Egyptian Guide—And the stones I’m about to show you are cov ered with hieroglyphics. American Tourist—Oh, isn’t that too bad. At home we’re bothered by grasshoppers. ' Most men are easy marks for the girl who aims to please. "Quotations" Pleasures are satisfying in inverse ratio to their cost.—Bruce Barton. Every great cause is embraced first by an aggressive minor'.ty.—Albert Einstein. A nation can be judged by ita humor.—Sinclair Lewis. Wars are never won; they are only and always lost.—B. M. Baruch. The loveliest rainbow is in our vision rather than in the sky.—Will Durant. Try and be a champion in what ever line of endeavor yon choose in life.—Jack Dempsey. Do well and doubt no man—do better an<j doubt all men.—A. J. Jennings. "Ah showed yo* mammy with JEWEL, too, hone/' What’s the Matter, Pop Father (looking at son’s report) —Do you know that George Wash ington was at the head of his class when he was your age? Son—Yes, but he was President of the United States when he was your age, pop. Rising Tide A new magazine has made its appearance on the newsstands of the country. It is pictorial in char acter under the name of the “Ris ing Tide,” originally issued in Eng land and now being prepared for distribution in eleven countries un der nine different languages. The magazine is reported to be a non profit publication carrying no ad vertising but such matter that is of interest to the people of the world who are seeking answers to their own problems. It is said that these problems are covered without re gard to race, class or creed. #For generations, fine cooks throughout the South have preferred Jewel Shortening. A Special Blend of choice vegetable fats and other bland cooking fats, Jewel actually creams faster, makes more lender baked foods, than the costliest types of shortening. You get better tesuits every time. Look for the red carton. 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