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THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C„ FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 19, 1937 Fun for the Whole Family PID VouTuMH out WHAM? wes—TVieRE was SOME AUrt TAUKIN^ ABOUT sillV Football numbers—j—> A Durable Rug of String Outscored W WHO WAS THAT ladV l SEErt ttod OUT WIT 2 By C. M. PAYNE tfrQcTAX. PONT BE SlLLV- VOU CAMT OUTWIT © Ben Syndicate ,—WNU Service, There Now! See What Happened! SEEM ,T A MIWUTE , A&O OvEK 'tT-IAR atCKO*- ITU POOL. WALL. ILL &rruif' lib ^ ©BACIOOS vAJMPcrs PA. X OEST TOLD WIM wes isjvi-reo, MISS SALLV, AM wit aiiwt mo use- we SAVS WITS TOO LATE NJOUJ ■^7^. try ft. L. Huntley, Trade Mark Reg. V. *. Pat. Otll«-e> FINNEY OF THE FORCE —TEL WAMT TWHKSrt TERSlLF BUT CAMT REACH T'SLOT T'PUT VCR PBNhiy IM •? HOW BE IT »F Ol PUT. (T IN FER - VCT -7 ByTWO’UMfUiB BUT IT DoNY . WEIGH NUTHIH'/ WAU-WERE'S 'NUTHER PEHMY I «OT 'NUTHER. ©IDEA — Weigh Off Afi /wHikT^- PBEPUL. <5o on A PIET, their. HEALTH UBS IN TH* „ BALANCE POP—* Pop Runs Into a Business By J. 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