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UndePkiiq. A Wide Difference The difference between perse verance and obstinacy is that one often comes from a strong will and the other from a strong won’t. The increase of knowledge only produces more to wonder about. To make a rooster, the vainest of creatures, run, is the first tri umph of a very small boy. By courage and holding one’s nose much can be accomplished. A gossip makes a mountain out of a molehill and then brings it to you. Sport that is sport only for the onlookers, is not sport. Not All Can Laugh A person with a sandpaper tongue may create more gayety, but he with a velvet one is more comforting. It would be strange if the com pany a man keeps didn’t know him. A man never forgets a snub. That is the reason it does him so much good, by stirring him into action. the REASON HEADACHES are RELIEVED so fast THE REASON BAYER ASPIRIN WORKS SO FAST Drop a Boyar Aspirin toblal Into o tvmblar of wotar. By tha Hma It hits tha bottom of tha gloss It Is dlsintagroting. This spaad of dlslntagrotlon anoblas ganulna BAYER Aspirin toblats to start "tolling hold" of haadacha and simi lar pain a fnw mlnutas oftar taking. All people who suffer occasionally from headaches ought to know this way to quick reuef. At the first sign of such pain, take two Bayer Aspirin tablets with a half glass of water. Some times if the pain is more severe, another dose is necessary later, according to directions. If headaches keep coming back we advise you to see your own physician. He will look for the cause in order to correct it. The price now is only 15/ for twelve tablets or two full dozen for 25 cents — virtually, only a cent apiece. Y\ c Id Virtually 1 cent a tablet Nobleness ’Tis more noble to forgive, and more manly to despise, than to re venge an injury. — Benjamin Franklin. YOU CAN THROW CARDS IN HIS FACE ONCE TOO OFTEN W HEN you have thooe awful cramps; when your nerves are all on edge—don't take It out on the man you love. Your husband can't possibly know how you feel for the simple reason that he la a man. A three-quarter wife may be no wife at all If she nags her hus band seven days out of every month. fur three generations one woman has told another how to go "smil ing through" with Lydia E. Pink- ham’s Vegetable Compound. It helps Nature tone up the system, thus lessening the discomforts from the functional disorders which women must endure in the three ordeals of life: 1. Turning from girlhood to womanhood. 2. Pre paring for motherhood. 3. Ap proaching "middle age.” Don't be a three-quarter wife; take LYDIA E. PINKHAM'3 VEGETABLE COMPOUND and Go “Smiling Through.” WNU—7 44—37 Battle Half Over A man prepared has half fought the battle.—Cervantes. rom a MEDICAL JOURNAL [HIS: ABOUT COLDS! #€~ >f these doctors) — — id them to believe that colds result fromantdd >adition of the body. To orercome this they rescribe Yarious slkalies/’Thst’s why, today.- LUDEN'S COBIMMOrS 5/ NOW CONTAIN AN UKAUNE FACTOR THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C„ FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 5, 1937 M, ■ . Fun for the Whole Family THE FEATHERHEADS ..“L Re Dress no-The Tailor piDMT Semd -that Suit BACK-—I kaeamt to Tell Vou— 'TtoU MEANT, HUH z V/ELL, I MEAN T© Tell You—when i . sav i want a suit . CLEANED, I DONT WANT it CLEAN Forgotten/ BUT, I CALLED HIM UP AND HE SAID He COULDNT do IT UNTIU TOMORROW You let him <sfeT AWAY with , that— You KNEW i n/v anted t© # wear it today/ CANY—cany YOU-UH-UH- WEA1R THE OTHER ONE 7 PONT START PLUBBERlNQr/ THIS SUIT ISN'T FIT FtoR ANOTHER PAYS wear/ i don’t know , y/HATS - UH -(SNIFFT THE MATTER. WiTH Vou -(sniff—) You seem to Think more of Your clothes than m You po WELL, THEBES LOTS OF PLACES I CAN WITHOUT you/ WHEN YoU GET A SUIT CLEANED YOU y USUALLY haye Pay spot CASH S’MATTER POP— We Got Knocked Out This Way in the Subway Once By C. M. PAYNE •TfcYP, VA CANT Auess| vMat K'lNDA'rarewvtN TboTJ Ive. T5e.eN C e.at>n’ StAATTE-'R., e Ben Syndicate.—WNU Service. MESCAL IKE By S. L. HUNTLEY That’s What We’d Like to Know, Too ENJD OR SOMETUIMC, OTHER TO OKie OF r ~ TWO PRO'ilWEbjT ^ SA€ny)f! (3@ -wmem -rwe sunj of owe -SUDOewL'V EXPLODED AxJD PRAC.TICA.LLV KWOCKEO TME TAR . our of -rue vice uersa / .ACCORD!WG TO A EXCLUSIVE flWTERVieW GRANJTED tue BLHSLE ©y TME TLOO PRIKJClRALS, IT SEEMS TME GEKJTS 'AJERE RABBIT MUKTriWG WORTM OF FLAPJACK FLATS WJWElO SUODEWLV THE GUN MELD BWZEB EXPLODED SEVDiMG A BULLET *STRAISI-Or TOR WIS iLARTWER. BATE'S hy S. U Huntley, Trade Mark Re*. V, S. PaL Odlce) FINNEY OF THE FORCE SUP OUTA YOUR UNIFORM, Finney and G6T in the UNEUP—THAT HOLDUP VICTIM IS COMING- IN To IDENTIFY ,THE MUG- WE CAUGHT— ; Yrs-, By Ted OTourULn » By WMtorm Wwwbmw Vwtm ThaTS Him oU The end —thc other two are vacrlnts— SOU AND WEBER WILL Fill our the line— The Finger p/sine/ r A aocuscr COMEjIb TH Point WHIN HE Pick’s ooT tH'ACOiSEP '~^T' POP—Why Waste It? By J. MILLAR WATT IF THERE’S ANOTHER WAR — -AND WE’RE INVADED, WE’LL USE GAS/ Yes! but why donY YOU WATT FOR THE NEXT WAR 9 The Curse of Progress 10 vouwo LACrv. voor MOTHER INFORMS MC THAT SHE FOOWD THIS LIP-STICK AMD Rooee LVIMO OM VOOR DRESSER— WHAT HAVE VOU TO SAV FOR VOURSELF// ■ Joint Expedition. A burglar, who had entered a poor minister’s house at midnight, was disturbed by the awakening of the occupant of the room he was in. Drawing his weapon, he said: “If you stir, you are a dead man. I’m hunting for your money.” “Let me get up and strike a light,’’ said the minister, “and I'll hunt with you.”—The Sentinel. History’s Repetition “What we want to do,” said the excitable man with bristly hair, “is to take all the money from the rich and give it to the poor.” “Grand ideal” answered Senator Sorghum, “but how are you going to keep the same people from getting the money away from the poor, same as they did in the first place?” Not Saying “Is it true, mither, that we sprung frae monkeys?” “I dinna ken, laddie. I wisna very well sequent wi’ yer father’s folk.” —Exchange. WRAPPER FOR WARMTH By GLUYAS WILLIAMS WkKlS OP AMD REKMIS TOR WRAPPER WHICH MOIhEP HP6 1&LD HIM TO POf OH WHEN PlAY- H6 W Brp IN 1HE W0RHIN6 SPEND* TEH MiNirtES SUKiNfc OUT ARM-HOLES, TRVlNt 1b flND HI6 WAV IN STANDS UP to It AMD ATttft- CONSIDERABIX TIME OttS ONE ARM stBPtED iH DISCOVERS 1HKI HIS WOOU.V DOS HAS FauEH OUT Ot BED IN THE NISH I AND REttuCVES MM ClUttHES DOS, BOUNCES OP AND DOWN AND tWENTY MINUTES LRIEB sits WRAPPER TiNAILY ON besins Activi pwV, Wrapper NO! COVERING MUCH OF HIM EXCEPT HB ARMS TCopyrlght, 1*»7. hy Tho Ball Syndicate. Inc.) Srmles Let’s Have the Troth A slow-witted justice of peace recalled a witness. “My man,” he said, sternly, “you may find yourself commit ted for perjury. You told the court just now you had only one brother, but your sister has sworn she has two.” Most Have Been Playfoot—Thinking of me, Dear est? Jally—Was I laughing? I’m bo sorry. CALLING ME “What’s brought you to the mu- sicale tonight?” “Miss Highnote’s voice.” “I’ve heard it has fetching qual ities.” Enthusiasm “Was my father very violent when you asked if you could mar ry me?” “Was he! He nearly wrung my hand off I” Storm Brewing “When we’re married, darling, all will be sunshine. The dark clouds will roll by, the blun skies—” “Oh, don’t make a weather fore cast of it, Harold!” . ... . 1 I WAS NEVER SO EMBARRASSED -FOR I KNEW THAT ACID-INDIGESTION WAS DISTRESSING TO M£ AND OFFENSIVE TO OTHERS BUT M!V-\ just ALKALIZE THE EASY %?HIUIPS' WAY The quick way to alkalize is this: Take two teaspoons of Phillips* Milk of Magnesia 30 minutes after eating and drinking. Or, when among others — take two PhillipK Tabid* that come in a small flat tin you carry in purse or vest pocket. — You do it unnoticed. Rplief is almost immediate. “GaS,” nausea, acid breath and other offensive symptoms leave.— That "stuffed” feeling and pains from “acid indigestion” cease to annoy. 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