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Somebody Else First Typist—I’m going out to night with an Irishman. Second Typist—Oh, really? First Typist—No. O’Brien. First Step “Today’s my wife’s birthday,” said the manager to his assistant. “I want her to be very happy when I go home this evening. Can you suggest anything?” “Yes, sir; I’d suggest you re move that lipstick from your ear.” MODERN WAR When shopping this morning I called at a shop for vegetables. A boy just over fourteen years came to serve. I asked for one pound of Spanish onions. With a look of surprise, he said: “Ain’t got any, lady; they ain’t got time to dig ’em up. Don’t you know there’s a fight on in Spain?”— Exchange. A scientist says that fish shrink after death. Not when it’s an angler who lands them. Before or After First Clubman—I wish I was dead. Second Clubman—Can’t you marry her—or did you? When a girl wears her heart on her sleeve, is it a call to arms? 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HOSE DROPS MALAHIA In three daura COLDS Try ’**aV«jr-Ttaa”—World’! Wise and Otherwise They call it horse-tense because it’s knowing when to say “nay* Up to thirty a girl toants a man with a future. Over forty, the wants a future with a man. Have you heard about the gold orospector who couldn’t sleep nights? It seems he had a lode on his mine. Holiday cruelty: Man takes his wife into cave with an echo so that she can’t have the last word. A physical culture expert recom mends wrestling as an aid to health. “A grapple a day means no doctor to pay”? Cautionary tala: Thera was a girt who finished up as an old maid be cause she wouldn’t stop talking long enough to let anyone propose to her. THE SUN, NEWBERRY, S. C., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1937 11 — =T — IE SUNNY SIDE f F LI Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young THE FEATHERHEADS A Catch to It now. 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Office) FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Tad O-LoafUia ai»w« THERE OlVE mended this broken comb- now T’PUT IT someplace TO PPY- r me Yaws ,, ee shtuck'/, r\\!/^- OH I YET HAVE USED "rH’ GLUE / FER TOOTHPASTE/ HOW DON'T YET- PWRE T'OpiN YER MOUTH T* BLAME ME/ — Gummed Up sv^- Yei maV FAVOR A CERTAIN K'OIND O' GLUE BUT YET. SELDiM SMTICK YBNHy WAN , Toot' paste POP— Advice to an Artist DO YOU THINK L OUGHT TO „ PAINT NATURE AS I SEE IT ? By J. MILLAR WATT YES — PROVIDED YOU DON'T SEE IT AS YOU Fwm- nr/ • M eyadicata.—WMU Banle,. The Curse of Progress \ SUIFV-SUIFF* om-h-h-m-h-- 140*0 CY—THAT perfume sou VU*/E ON 1% SIMMS' . oevASTonwe/ J Following Instructions “Great Seoul” said Mr Newly wed, seeing broken crockery all over the floor. “Whatever has hap pened?" Mrs. Newlywed explained: "This cookery book says that an old cup without a handle will do for meas uring—and it’s taken me 11 tries to get a handle off without break ing the cup.” oc TRAY SERVICE By GLUYAS WILLIAMS Pie for Breakfast A traveling salesman stopped at a small Vermont hotel for breakfast. The waitress asked him what he’d like tor his breakfast. "Have you cooked breakfast foods?” he in quired. “Yes. indeed.” “What kinds have you?” "Open-face, criss-cross and kiv- ered—all apple.” Bappily Married Mistress—Is you daughter happily married, Sapphira? Sapphira —Yassum; she's got a nusband dat’s skeered to death ol her. T '-v-T M W«6 III H16H-CHAIR FOR. HIS SUPPER -7Z5*T v^TI /Ml '•’•v BWI6& 1t»V UPWD WWrt- lb SEE IF Hf CAH HOVtiV IlMNW ' SEW ItMERtSfED m nurf- BAN6IKG. 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In it have small holes drilled and cap the ifree end. Just before shaking the grates, turn on the spray. It will throw a fine mist over the whole ashpit, wetting down the ashes as they drop through the grate openings and settling the dust immediately. Then remove the ashes from th* ashpit. They will be sufficiently wet to prevent the dust from ri»- ing and settling in the cellar. The cost and installation of such a spray will be but little, and it certainly will save you consider able work in dusting off things on which the dust would otherwis* settle. The Lowly Peanut Some 300 useful products hava been made from or with peanuts, it is claimed, including butter, cheese, candies, coffee, pickles, oils, dyes, lard, shaving lotions, flour, soap, breakfast food, lino leum, ink ana eve naxle grease. Paper is made from peanut sheila. The peanut crop in the United States is worth about $60,000,000 annually. * STARTS WORKING IN SECONDS THE REASON BATER ASPIRIN WORKS SO FAST Dia* a Bajar AwMa tab- Miato atamblaraEmtar. By lha time It hits tba bottom of the tfaoa M fc arotioa ShYSB AooMa tablets to baadaebasae ^iitmBar fain a few mlaataa after All people who suffer occasionally from headaches ought to know this way to quick relief. At the first sign of such pain, take two Boyer Aspirin tablets with a half glass of water. Some times if the pain is unusually severe, one more tablet is neces sary later, according to directions. If headaches keep coming back we advise you to see your own physician. He will look for the cause in order to correct it. It SB TABLETS virtually 1 cent a tablet To Its Capacity A mouse can drink no more than its fill from a river.—Chinese proverb. HOW LONG CAN A THREE-QUARTER WIFE HOLD HER HUSBAND? Y OU have to work at marrtaca to make a aaocaas of it. 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