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HUMORIST HAD LAST LAUGH How Mark Twai - Turned Joke on VI. enna Authorities Will Be New Story to Many. The letters if Nark Twln record but little conc'rning the years he SIent In tihe A istrialn Capital, the Christ in seltce Alonitor observes. The hnnii ',st, did Sole special writing for American papers, d trn those tWatt.Idirjaihre." Indeed, t le Vienna jouirnalists lonk hun to theu iharts :s i collettgute (of a partictlily genial t3yle .1ui ofitenl invited hin to a friendly lsreadl, at which the gie.sts were tuetabelors ofC the( Allstrianl foulrth esta te'. The story of how Ie got into trouble vith tihe aut horities, through the i indiscret i4Is of a Vieltt jorni iail ist, has probably nevel been lmbliished. A i te t-de goes, a certain reporter, either in .t Ca fetious orl 1 vindictive in1olinent, gave 41u1 that. ] lark Twalinl had beeni seeun susi.qoiously loitering ab1out the tbridge whitiel -11't Is theit I t.nubthe ('nnai:l n'arz' I li" Itiiing sIrISeit, -tald no(t f.r r the Hitel tropl)te, at h ich It '5 reie i i upo his chair:eter go uslalened.li- hast."ened tf) ex phd n -t o iih~ il l i fact, f-or ha ving giv, I till, 1aithoerities thet slighltst' '[he t'xtlalitioll Was thoroughly T iatt :iti. i li hlil found by the bridto, thiel ih::vst, German worlIth Prof .vr sen :!,l. in order as Thonr I Mh-nd it i oll :;< long Mityish- hth - T he, h(.e h l n i o e lilnd of it to tho brid : 1ith ftil ld (f ungylt oi it ! l -rn hi ; prel u1 , !,t rden with hini, 1w Ill' 1!t - e or lt t d of the bid 41, t l y. :i'i , i l d that he stil had y:'rds t os o The :1p1(w] y : 'Was., aiceteitd witll tan y a br.1ti grit. EXPLAINING CODS OF EGYPT Prof. Flinders ItC0ite Hlas Thrown Much Light on- Sturces of Myth ology of Ar~cient Lanid. Thie question ''the (t ttcharacter tind origin oif the lCtal gods of Egypt Is still obscvure; btit a paper by Prof. Flinders 'itrie, published in "Ancient Egypt." 11mrt :1, 1,17, does 1nmeh0 to Clear it up. lrofliesol Petrie Collected tle originl records of these cults,and by nmarking the hltquarters of each deity he arrived iat iportant eults. Ra 11tvar's inl ontly onle souithern city, aind his Cult -eems to have corlne froin the sEorthExast. The Hum uir.of Mtt h t illd, ,, d(I i di ly a eni whtoita '!!: t of aw i wef it ern. ' (.t wits n 'rltii Itt.% th : sic' t I'Iyt t he dler ht I i r I (i s te had there al two 'ctnterIs haf 't ' ir t chet, : ll was l1(11todu., by t i -d t .4 u :c i aky to th 0 11 1trn <ie. STh e, ii'treibu t i t' isf tl- ~ O ii t ::: In d e t Is Ietti'n ni't'tarly in ih his articlhus "The geogra.lphy (i the Litsip of the gods i ns th e n to htaavt a collsid thIlls et. vale hltttri cally, Ias hlaring on their origin and Conlte in I ts. Whenl lin re coil hte reIt - searIht into ti, [1t' li gis of various u I-Irt in nulnes r h ly ext('l d (;I l ile - tifwalltins, it wvill be polssible to get uore lit onIl the sources of Egyptian Toli.e alotal setltres were drywt ithatve cohnrngtoried thteldwell Under False Colors By GEORGE WAVERLY KEELING (Copyright. 1918. Westeri n N espaper Union.) It wats in Se-1ptetuber whenl 101 Ford hainwas nn~l curotisnaa itereste1 by the l t iit the i old \ordeI pince. wilch : nd 1 liit nieh'< I od in cl unt i ante~lfor l v rns, fouild i un occ Punlt. QuIletly .1r,1 l a night :1 great Ia Itrrive-cl1. d14 1i ver ' q4- ItIIs lonll (if I'urI its tenI nerex11 (Of garden111 Iwokh to 14igns (if life. Oh41 L-11 WAt'lts, who receivecl a N11r st ipend for thig the iouse oncv(e in nwhile, prunling Ithe frit rvees anl keepinl:, the p4:ce presentalble inl caen, it ttonallet or pulrchaserv uppeareavL, cotildl nt( Sat Isfry tlhe iiq tiizit i ven N e t lie vilage rs to 11 p~ein l l re r In, a A r. n 1it. k-l s hii i n1 44l liii N I Iii ;41 2 :1 d I W .141't . II Iu the wIvi sIt 1 41 : I n 1 'it y Wa:l't. Ip ine tl b 1.(11111 it y serI 1 v an s I I ecII r etI ve I) V 11 1 f w I I II I c4:1 til 114) . 'll II ;ill iv. s II\ 14V I t'll -I I n 11111l' InIev'1 r .I o\e v iinf Ini"'4 tC I w111r w1 nore(. rs o ow l ng l tli e % inteInle'il t "'ay. d li l 'ivi 111 was ot ii i vb 1 4 e v fii, - or' l hn." 'iisch iV s ('lo' iln hv f h11 I;, v Il t msurrn s iI uI z6y v I I lih fril I rI h' -I I :II1 4 !I I: h oI t h I I'r In I (n. .1 ,tI ( 11 - ; I I2;l ! I I I I . :I' . I ''44t'' 1 4 1 t inorning thyoit . l th, high a rr :.,t(' w\Ah open. eo In' h- hra::n 12ount1 i nt:: " ys i4o'itel. T1kell ! ' It 0ant. liut don't bre the t r1 4 144. I ncel S'i wl. tleo 2 l ' rf th1 ili tr etra !. ear of this unIl was ;a.:. ily iere 44'4 .e ti'. When thie nat4' al 2'i'4'l 111 t~ll' :1 :4 ''' o It445 tlw 2t o V21. of the seloct!inn11 I 11th scho ol :4 414114r ;nt!. 'ho vws dleeply gr' efulIi w~wn Wo' te np4 lfI urei il t i 1 Po n1t bn e:t (if flowers. "A1 1r. Dale sent t24 I ohe to iec orte the ch.1 roon," h( to1d4Miss4 1wis. "le Is very kindo lind(] Ihought fuil," Id1l Inez. "PIltaise, thank him for ill of us." "W'v Just d oll f c tI h oll he iit," one (if the sc-- hlrs tol-her. With Hiv first <deep Kinow of the( w\In) ter. thrw n - 114 aluother <ivlnonstrationl frM 1. ugeol w ill (if "The livriti." ,Is th eor am eiw enll'it. 111w1z id l 1i 'xwalkS cienrecl (f snow u1 to the lhoo(l houll se 1 lo4 r uI: a11l . len1t-w1 Ihat S1,1r. I tnIo II :hI 411 -eI I In I i II I I 1, Iht I; I V. -l . br h w Irm I 2- III v.' ii I I i \'l - r I IIln une. ho vouin-y foilke a!t it. h o'i ft . hon Writ'n exer',N ics, that I 111i41(lit - oe r-e-tedl by nnornling,. .41- wen-il :Ilon to) the isointeil "< h1)41o ollnse, :secure4d h elim er Sy1i1(, rethyrninur, ('111111. : hrtcuit by trilsngt- openl simee 1lining thle 4041 ian ion. O)[Im room wats 11l11hte. As1 dhv Ii sis hl oprosite( to It had:' ChausCed ivoluntari'e'Iy. lltd \i.1 hin twhe Ioil was fhill lman she ha1:11 nver. so eor e v lit hi di innev. 'T' the( wiinelnt if Tnez 01he I ( - I ii w :s en I't 141vin ; falst. \ b t in -rd. Aninz-d. T1m1hrl.In z7. it ncsS4,l thel ItrVaWfor1,inntlon) f a S(101n Ing -14 1enar ianI int I han smnw LEND, NOT GIVE In asking people to Invest in War Savings Stamps, the Government is not askug them to contributo money. It Is morely asking for the use of Imoncy, and willing to pay liberally for it. Tihe Government simply wishes to employ your money and pay for its services just as it would employ you and pay you for your services. You will get your iloney back with interest - com poutind interest at the rate of 4 per cent per an no im. The stamps mature inl !ive years, but you can ensh them any tine you wish before the date of mn: :urity and still get interest--at three per cent. If y-Ot1 n(erl tiht services of your noey before five yea Ms. the Savinls Stafmllp handld to the postmast-r will be the lotter of si:aation, and you'll ge't your money ack withi additioial payinent for the time I, (overiinmlnt has utse'd it. There Is no red tape, no bother, no uncertaint'y, no worry. It is the siiplst. safe,. anid most sat:;1factory in vesthmeit you vin muake. G'reenville, S. 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