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1 CAMDEN aunt. ? ? " ' ?? 1 ?' ?mrntftm II ' I Camden, S. C. Mercury hasn't struck bottom yet. Cheerup. old nan, It will be still colder. The noiseless soup apoon cells for a noiseless soup mouth. Keep your Kurd up. The pneu monia K?rm is seeking to hand you oue. London society ha* experienced a Jar, having taken to roller skates again. ? The Balome music has been trans ferred to phonographic recorda, hut no ono wants Halome In that form. In Pennsylvania la a woman who haa waited nine year* to he hanged and la In no particular hurry even yet. It took a poatal card 36 yeara to so from Connecticut to Indlaua Met a dollar he bad It In his pocket all the time. There la aald to bo a wealthy wom an In Denver who haa never worn a hat, That's probably why ahe la wealthy. Men tMi ty yeara old aro estimated to bo worth $10,000 to the country, and a good many would llko to cash In on that baala. ' New York phyalclana are going to chargo for "tolephono coneultatlona." Thua 1h another avenue of froo ad vice Closed to the world. ' m | t J! Cats and doga na houaehold pota, therefore, are a. menace, 80 also la the mule, although he carrlea hla dan geroua genua In hla heela. A New York woman Bays It la ut terly iinpoKaible for her to live on ?3 ,000 it year. .What hard work some pcoplo do mnke out of living! Over In Europe Homebody haa paid $72,000 for 11 grain of radium. Htill radium la it long way from being con aldered one of the necessities of life The department of ugrlculture'a dic tum thai Welsh rarebit la dlgeatlblo and hygienic would ? probably carry a wider popularity if extended to mince pie. Somebody claima to have invented a now kind of mince pie. It might help more If homebody would Invent a bettor kind of pill to be taken with mince pie. MoBt of thin country'a $230,000,000 fire loss may be needless, but, an the man Buid coming down on the train, it demonstrates that the pcoplo have money to burn. The Long Island youth who baa fallen holr to n fortune on tho condi tion that ho never become a clergy man may be said to have fallen Into some eaBy money. American mulea aro preferred to all other kindn in South Africa. American mules receive their early tutelage In strong, rich language, which perhaps put a ginger Into them. A Philadelphia inan baa been arrest ed for stealing 200 pounds of human hair, or about enough for four up-to date coiffures, an especially serious of ' fonao In view of the present fashion. We've neard many people sing that old song about wanting to be an angel, but It could bo observed thot they were always afraid of getting their feet wet during the grip season. Pittsburg has already begun an an nexation movement against 1912. It lu tho early bird that stands well In ccnsua tables. The arrest of a Greek army officer for tho appropriation of $4,000,000 of tho government's money leads one to believe that all the financiers do not hold forth in Wall street. Two young Englishmen hnvo been sentenced to four years In prison for taking pictures of fortifications In Germany. I^ave your camera at home and avoid trouble when you go to Germany Here comes ft snuffy old professor ?who eays ihat college women are fail ures We avispcct that tho star-eyed goddess ;ie had been making eyes at has flunked on her examination in conic sections. There Is a bunch of bachelors in a certain Dakcta city who are advertis ing themselves as matrimonial bar gains. We wonder if thoy havo been marked down and out In their own town. in about two months the Ohio river will Hhov. the grand old Mississippi thut thorn are some rivers which havo nc intention of going out of business permanently. Chicago barbers propose to charge one dolla- for cutting the hair of "tightwads'' who shave themselves. It will not work. Tho average income of an American family being Iops than tf $800, the average man can hardly af ford to pay $45 a year to a barber for, ?ft?, 800 shaves. Besides tho wiste of . time. ; The Berlin press says that Amerl cans, Are preparing to seise Cuba and Italian newspapers that Americans are (^"aher the sulphur mines of Tripoli un der the guise of a0 archaeological ex peditfen How Jlttlj> we know about __ irfrft ?loafer ~ to W taught eewing, crocheting and other and <l?ncy needlework. Thl. to make ,ti poplble thai iome ^11 now have time to learn to COLUMBIA AND CAROLINA PUftlNEM M$N DO THINGS. Qreenvllle Capitalists Decide at On# Meeting to 0uild Electric Railway At a meeting of the business inon of Greenville, Meaara. J. B. Duke, II. N. Duke, VV, ?. Lee and J. P. Ar rlngton, capitalists, unfolded their plain* for the promotion of the Green ville, Anderson and 'Hpsrtanburg In terurban electric rullway. The plan dutalled Is 10 connect these three towns with electric rail ways, thin small Hystem serving as hut the 'nucleus of a ny?teni which will, in the near future, develop Into a system tupping the Beaboard Air Line, either at Calhoun Kalis, Abbe vlllo or Greenwood, and extending to Charlotte, N. C., ami f?irtl?^?r. The road Itf to he hullt hy a Hyndlcate of Dome Mix to seven million doljara cap it a I stock. When completed l he loud Ih to bo bonded and the bonds dis poned of, (he stockholders refunded their pro rata ehare of the returns. (Jreenville, Anderson and Immedia ate tow11m are asked to contribute 1600,000 to the capital stock of the Hyndlcate, and the manufacturer** and inerchantH of the iowiim and cities ure to agree to give the road at loa??i 50 per cent, of their frelKht business provided the rales, facilities and nor v|oe for the sumo are equal to those of any other carrier. Of the amount naked of Greenville, Anderson and immediate towns, one fifth wan immediately ralaed hy two Individual suscrlptlons, Lewis \\r. Parker and Kllisoii A. Hmythe con tributed $00,000 each. Fifteen thou Hand dollars wuh pledged by the Monaghun mill, 25 cents per spindle for the I'el/.er cotton mill, and the Helton cotton mill, controlled by (lap tain Hmythe; U5 cents per spindle wiih contributed hy the Carolina mill, the liramlon mill, and the million dollar Westervelt mill. J. I. Wester velt subscribed 110,000 pei-Honaily to the fund. All of these cotton milla also Hlgned contracts to Klve the new road 50 per cent, of the freight busi ness. Committees were then ap pointed to begin work and raise the balance of the amount of money wanted from Greenville and securo additional freight contracts. Mr. J. H. Duke announced that within thirty days after tbe freight contracts have been signed work will begin on th*> construction of thin in I terurban electric line. LEVER WILL FIND OUT. Introduces Resolution in House to Permit Inspection Census Returns. Kcpreaenlat ive Lever has Intro duced a joint resolution, the purpose of which in to permit an inspection of the original returns of the census enumerators, as such returns relate to the population. "This resolution," said Mr. Lever, "comes as the result of numerous complaints from towns and cities as to their population as shown by the census report. Of course, the "Census figures cannot now be changed, but the principle which permits the Di rector of tho Census to conceal from the public the enumerators' returns, a matter of such wide public Inter est. is wrong and calculated to he wrongfully used. These returns should be available for public inspec tion, and there is no reason which appeals to nte for regarding '.hem as secret. The Director of the Census Koes to the extent of refusing to al low a member of Congress permis sion to see these returns, and only such a resolution as I utn introducing and hope to pass will give the public the light to which it is entitled." Boys Rude Toward Converse Girls, Dr. Robert P. Tell, president of Converse College has addressed a communication to the peoplo of Spar tanburg through the press of the city, deploring the fact that the girls of that institution are not treated aa properly as they should be by the young men of tho city. Dr. l'ell com pares conditions as they existed sev eral years ago, at which time they were admirable, with the of today, which he says cannot and will not be tolerated by authorities at this well know n institution. Plan for More Curtailing. Spartanburg, S. C The Cotton I Manufacturers' Association of South Carolina met here and decided (o j curtail the output of the mills be tween April and September. If In j dividual mill owners wish to begin ! the curtailment before April the asso ; elation agreed to permit them to do I so. This action is In accord with j the decreased operation of New Kng land and other Southern operators and results, it was announced, from | the low prices which are paid for the finished product. Youngest on the Governor's Staff. Will A. Kirby, Jr., of St. (Jeorge, has been appointed by (lovernor niease as a member of his staff. Col. Kirby will be the youngest member of the Covenor's staff. It Is quite probable that never In the his tory of the State has one so young held a position of a similar nature. He reached his maturity only a year or so ago, having been admitted to the Bar under a special Act of the Oeneral Assembly. He is a leading lawyer In Dorchester county. Dates For Inspecting Militia. The annual Inspection of the com panies composing the North Carolina national guard will begin with the Raleigh company February 14 and close-witfv Weynesviife.- SOfife oT tfie more notable dates are. Charlotte, April 6; Wilmington, April 7; Durham, MIKb 8, anJ Asheville. March 24 to 25. It -la not yet known who will rep resent the War Department or the United States in these Inspections. Tbe J3t*te will be represented by Col. Thomas- SUingieM ?f fruyetterHle, in spector general of North Carolina. DYSPEPTIC PHIU80PHY. What tho theater really n?(4i 1? ft Society for tha Prevention of Cruelty to Audlencot. Why are we supposed to have moro respect for gray balr* than for a bald bead? A man can face the world With ft good heart If he can also face it with ft good liver Krom a masculine point of view would it be here*/ to question the sex of the devil? Home fat mon aro meaner than oth er men hlmply becauHo there Is more of them. Matiy a man who thlnka he la in lov? Uvea to (Uncover that second thought* ar*; boat. Honfe men are born great, some ac quire greatneHB, and other* have greats ue*a fnruat upon them, but It doean't aeem to take any of them long to get rid of It. Scrupulous. "What did Mr. Illbrow *ay when he found you ataudlug under the mlstlo toe?" auked Maude. "He *uld It W8? not genuine mistle toe," replied Maymle, "and that he could not think of taking udvuntagu of a hot antral error." IN8IDE HI8T0RV. Some Self-explanatory Letter*. Huttle Creek, Mich., Jah. 7, '11, Dr. E. II. Pratt, Hulte. 1202. 100 State Ht., Chicago, Illinois. My Dear Doctor: "Owing to Home disagreement with ?? inugu/.lne several years ago they have ho<:om? quite vituperative, and of late have publicly charged ine with falsehoods In my statements that we havo genuine testimonial let ters. "It has been .pur rule to refrain from publishing the names either of laymen or physicians who have writ ten to ub in a complimentary way, and we have declined to accede to the demand of attorneys that we turn these lcttera over to them. "I ain asking a few men whom I deem to be frlendu to i>ermlt mo to reproduce some of their letters over their signatures in order to refute tho falsehoods. "We have hundreds of letters from physicians, but I esteem the one (hut you wrote to me In I'JOtt among the very best, particularly In view of the fact that It recognizes the work 1 have been trying to do partly through tho littlo book, 'The Iload to Wellvllle.' "I do not sell or attempt to sell the higher thought which Ih more impor I tant than the kind of food, but 1 havo i taken considerable pains to extend to | humanity such facts an may havo ! come to me on tills subjcct. : "In order that your mind may be ro i freshed 1 am herewith enclosing a J copy of your good letter, also a copy J of the little book, and If you will glvo | nie tho privilege of printing thin over ? your signature 1 will accompany the printing with an explanation as to | why you permitted Its uso In publl cation In order to refute falsehoods, ' and under that method of treatment I j feel, so far as I know, there would bo no breach of the code of ethics. "I trust this winter weather la find : ing you well, contented and enjoying I the fruits that are yours by right. "With all beBt wishes, I am," Yours very truly, C. W. POST. ; Pratt, who 1h one of the most prominent and skillful surgeons In America, very kindly granted our re j quest in the cause of truth and jus i tlco. Chicago, Aug 31, 1906. Mr. C. W. Post. Rattle Creek, Mich. , My Dear Sir: 1 "1 write to express my personal ap preclatlon of one of your business [ methods, that of accompanying each j Package of your Grape-Nuts produc j tlon with that little booklet "The Road to Wellvllle," A moro appro ? priate, clear headed and effective pre sentation of health-giving auto-suggos tions could scarcely be penned. "Grape-Nuts is a good food In Itself, ; but tho food contained In this little ? article is still better stuff. I commend the practice because I know that the j Breed and strenuousness, the con so ; quent graft and other typos of thlev ery and malicious mischief generally can never bo cured by legislative ac ! tlon "The only hope for tho betterment of the race rests In Individual soul j culture. | "In taking a step In this direction, , your process has been bo original and j unlquo that it must set a pace for ! other concerns until finally the whole . country gets flavored with genuine, practical Christianity. "I shall do all that lies in my pow s cr to aid In the appreciation of Grape ; Nuts, not so much for the sake of the i food itself as for the accompanying j suggestions. | "Visiting Rattle Creek tho other day with a friend. I)r. Kelly of Rvanston, j Illinois, while I was consulting with j Mr Gregory, my friend visited your factories nnd came away greatly amazed, not only at the luxurious fur nishings of tho offices generally and the genoral equipment of the placo, but with the sweet spirit of courtesy and kindness that seemed to fill the sir with a spiritual ozone that w?s good to breathe "The principles expressed In the little booklet. 'The Road to Well villo.' I well know are practical and they work in business of all kinds, In cluding Punltarlums, as will be fairly i tested before time Is done. j "I know you will not regard thli let ter of appreciation as an Intruding one. It is simply the salutation of Lgood fellowship to you from a man | w bo, although he ha? never seen yOO. j feels drawn to you by the kinship of thought. thing thai make. a man forever In the hearts of his coun trymen and his race Is the good that I he doeg.. Your position in this respect' Is an enrtftjhto one and I wish to tend my congratulations." Toiirs respectfully, n A MM * H. PRATT. VUi . 5* -. ?S'-v-'jl CHECK IT IN TIM*. Few people realize the R.nve danger of Deflecting the kitlucya. The slight* eat kidney e/iuptoui uiuy be Nature'! warning of drupay, diabetes or dread ed liirlfUt't dlh?tt?e. If you have any kidney ?symptom, begin utslug I)oau'* Kidney IMllt lit once. Harvey Rog ers, Church .St., lMne Plaint, N. Y., i?y?: "I wato !t?n laid up for dayw with gravel and Herioua kldqey trouble a lid the agony I endured when the BvOiK'n were panning wan uwful. The bent medical attention failed to help me and I grew worae Inutead of bet tor. It waa then I begun with Ooan'a Kidney IMlla hnd noticed Improve ment. Soon I waa without a trace of the trouble." Remember the name?Doan'e. For Hale by all dealer*. 60 cent* a box. Fobter-Mllburn Co., Uuffulo, N. Y. COULDN'T BE VERY WELL. Mrs. StoskBon Roods?Stockton, that ateuographcr of yours la whistling! Ih eho In tho habit of whistling whcu alone? BtocKeon Bonds?I don't know. I wag novor with her v\4?en Hhe wan alone! NURSE TELLS OF SKIN CURES "I have Been tho Cutlcura Kemedlen used with best results during the past twenty years In my work as a nurse, many wkiti dlseaso cases came under my observation, and In every in fctnnce, xl always recommended the Cutlcura Remedies as they always gave entire satisfaction. One ease in particular was that of a lady friend of mine who, when a child, was af flicted with eczema which covered her face and hands entirely, breaking out at intervals with severer torture. She could not go to school as the disfigure ment looked terrible. I told her to get at once a set of Cutlcura Remedies. After the use of only one Bet she was perfectly well, "A frown lady friend was afllicted with salt rheum In one of her thumbs, and she was cured by the Cutlcura Remedies. Still another lady had dry salt rheum In both palms of her hands every fall of the year. They used to be so painful she could scarcely wot her hands until hIih began to use tho Cutlcura Remedies .which curcd her, I have also Been them cure children of ringworm. Tho children's faccs would be all circles and rings around the cheeks, and the neck ,and after treatment with the Cutlcura Soap and Ointment they wero completely cured. My husband had rheumatism on his arm and I used the Cutlcura Oint ment. It made his arm as limber and nice, whereas it was quite stiff before I began to apply tho Ointment. "Last May I had an Ingrowing too nail which was very painful, as tho side of tho nail was edging right down in the side of my too. 1 cut the nail out of the cavity It made, and of course applied the Cutlcura Oint ment to the part affected. It soothed II and In less than ten nights it was all healed through constant use of the Olntmont. Ten days ago I had my left hand and wrist burned with boll, lng lard, and Cutlcura Ointment ha> completely cured them. I have Just recommended tho Cutloura Remedies to another friend, and she Is pleased with tho results and Is recovering nicely. I will gladly furnish tho names of the people referred to above If anybody doubts what I say." (Sign ed) Mrs. Margaret Hederson, 77 High land Ave., Maiden, Mass., Oct. 1, 1910. The Wise Bishop. To the brilliant Episcopal bishop of J Tennessee, Dr. Thomas F. Gallor, a 1 Memphis man, of rather narrow views, complained about charity balls. "I doubt If If be quite reverent, i Bishop," the man said, "to give a ball j for tho purposo of charity." I But Bishop Gallor, with a saving j burst of common sense, laughed and replied: "Why, my dear fellow, I'm sure, If ! It would do anybody any good, I'd ' dance the whole length of Memphis in full canonicals." Tetterlne for Ring Worm and Skin Disease. Varnvilie, S. C.. July 17. 190S. My wife uses your Tetterlne for Hlnc worm, also usea It Jn her family for alt kind of skin diseases, an>l she thinks it a food medicine. There Is no substitute. D It. Dowllng. Tetterlne cures Ecaema, Tetter. Ring Worm, Old Itching Sores. Dandruff, Ttrh tng Piles. Corns, Chilblains rtnd every | form of Scalp nnd Skin Disease. Tetter lne 60c; T^terlne Soap 2.'.c. At drug gists or bj^Triall direct from Tho Bhup trlne Co.. Ravsnnah, Oft. With every mall order for Tetterlne we give a box of Hhuptrlno's lOo Diver Pills free. Of Course. "I see that tho Inmates of a New York lunatic asylum are going to Is sue a weekly paper." "Yes, and I'll bet every fool outside ?will think he could edit it better than it is edited by the lunatic Inside." Since the Prioe of Eggs Rose. Hewitt?JJow did he make his for tune? ' ?-? - Jewitt?He kept a hen?Woman's Home Companion. ^ CARELESS MINERS POREIQNERS MISUNDERSTAND ORDERS AND QISREQARD NECESSARY RULES. MINE METHODS OFTEN CRUDE Imperil Lives of Other*?Method# Are Crude?Children . Killed. Washington. ? Through ml?unrt#?r standing of orders or by reckleus dl? recgard of tho necessary rules* ol operations, foreign-born workmen, without actually experience tu mining, who are enruployed In largo number* in this work, often imperil not only their own lives, but also tho lives ol trained and experienced workers, ac cording to a bulletin In "Fatal Acci dents in Coal Mluing, The figures citied are principally for th* decade eiyling for 1908, dur lng which period the number of fata) accidents In the coal mines of North America was 29,298, and the rate per 1,000 employes In'the industry wan 3.11. During the decade euded in 1906, the latest for which figures for other coal mining countriea were available, the average fatality rate in North Amerloa, says the report, wan 3.13 per 1,000. " This, it Is said, war decidedly higher than the fatality rate In othpr important cofcl flelda of the world. ? ? ? "The full extent of the risk In coal mining In North America," the recoprt continues, "Is, however, not clearly shown by these figures for the coal fluids us h whole, hut consideration must ho given to the rates for each geographical section. TheBe show that In the East Central section, which comprises Western Kentucky, Illinois and Indiana, the fatality rate for the 20 years ending with 1908 was only 2,20 per 1,000 employes, while In the Western section (Colo daro, New Mexico and Utah) It was 6.4 per 1,000, and in the Pacific Coast section (Washington and British Co lumbia) 7 per cent 1,000. 'it would appear that the variation in the fatality rates is due to dif ferent. mining methods and to dif ference j In the coal seams." While the fluctatlons In the rate from year to year have been con siderable, the bulletin continues since 1S99, it has never fallen as low as 3 per 1,000. An im]>ortant relation to the number of fatalities is the length of mine experience and the bulletin cites that of the 1,669 persons killed in West Virginia in the 10 year period ending with 1908, one-fifth had work ed less than one year in the mine. "Mining methods in the United States" says the report in concluding, "are often crude, and safety precau tions are either disregarded or not used. Child labor laws have been, and still are, indifferently complied with in many StateB and a number of fatalities o?cur each year among i-.'hlldren at an age when they should be in school. In 1908, 10 children of | 13 und 14, and 13 children of 15 years i were among those whose deaths in | the mines were recorded in the offl j clal reports." Ad Nauseam I Boston?A sentence of not more than eight nor less than six years In ] Stato Prison was imposed upon James H. Taylor, a negro, who was 1 found guilty in the Supreme Crlml I nal Court of violating the white : slave law In respect to his white wife. She was found chained to a wall, with her body a mass of bruises, dur ing a raid by officers searching for I cocaine. The woman gave in court I a revolting account of mistreatment I by her husband, National Democratic Conference. Washington.?In preparation for the national political campaign of 1912 a call has been issued by the board of directors of the National Democratic League of Clubs for a conference to be held In Indianapolis April 12 and 13. The conference was called at the request of the presidents of the var ious State leagues of Democratic clubs that such a meeting be held at some central point at which promi nent Democrats from all over the country may gather and dlsouss plans. In Air Over Three Hourse. San Francisco. ? San Francisco's aviation meet produced a new Ameri can endurance record when Phillip O. Parmalee, piloting a Wright biplane, remained aloft for 3 hours, 38 minu tes and 49 1-5 seconds. The best previous endurance in Amrelca was that of A. L. Welsh of St. Louis, who established a record of 3 hours, 11 minuteB and 55 seconds. At Los Angeles, Arch Hoxey, who later was killed, was credited with an unofficial record of 3 hours and 17 minutes. Serious Fire at Jacksonville. Jacksonville.?Fire starting in a wholesale paper warehouse ihreulened a large part of the water frout and was not extinguished until tho ware house and stock of the Flynn-Harrls Rullard Wholesale Grain Company and a long freight shed used by the Clydf lino was destroyed. The total dam ago will not exceed $80,000, partially insured. Five firemen were precipitated Into tho river when a burning pier col lapsed, but were rescued without In Jury. United States l? Peace Maker. Washington.?In response to the r#> .auest of Haiti, the American gWern ment has formally tendered its food offices to both Haiti and Santo PojDin a frircdtyTBttortT^Lrink ahcmta settlement of the territorial dispute ;..which is aeriootly threatening tho apace of two oountriee. Advices In Meat? that tiie situation is extreme 'y serious. While both countries have -T fleffhnite stand from whtoh neither will rccode, It la Relieved her* that S&W* ? ? ? " . ? ? JVLCOHOL-3 PER CENT AvrtfftaMc Preparation for As* slmihiting ft* Food and Reg ula liig riw Stomach) and Boweb of Promotes Di^?lion,Cheerful nessandResl Conlalns neither Opium.Morphine nor Mineral Not Narcotic XW/v */OU DrSAMVUF/rcm J\imjtkirx OH* * j4tx Stfftm ? ft'thtUt S+fti " .4nm Stt J ? fkmtnmiiU - cK'/in/fuf*'- ? H" krfrtt* ft?V?r Auerfccl Remedy forConstlpa Hon, Sour Stomach.DiarrMea, Worms .Convulsions .Fever ish aess and LOSS OF SLEEP fac Siinik Signature of The Centaur Company;, NEW YORK. iuar/mteed under the FoodfljSl Exact Copy of W?pp?t CASTOR IA rrT^lntrrnf flfflTTfir The Kind You Hava Always Bou^H Bears the [of ? %U?4I In li8S For Over Thirty Years CASTORIA TM ?INTAUN (OHrtltr. mm NH 0/IT1 QUITE ANOTHER THING. FIGHTING THE WHITE PLAGUE Educational Posters by the Thousand to Be Displayed All Over United States. During the next three months, the Dill boards of the United States will display 20,000 educational posters on tuberculosis, according to an an nouncement made by the National As sociation for the Study and Preven tion of Tuberculosis. This will conclude the campaign be gun a year ago, when the National Bill Posters' association donated free space to the tuberculosis cause, the Poster Printers' association offered free printing, and nine papor manu facturers gave the paper for the post ers. The combined value of these sov oral donations for this three-month campaign Is nearly $100,000. The posters are In six different de signs and are all printed in three col ors. They are seven feet wide and nine feet high. Already nearly 2,500 of these posters have been hung on the bill boards 6f 40 different cities, and it Is planned to distribute 20,000 more before April 1 In over 400 towns and cities. Any anti-tuberculosis so- ? clely In the United States may re ceive free of charge, except for trans portation, as many of these posters as can be hung on the boards in Its ter ritory. The National association with the tuberculosis committee of the Na tional Billposters and Distributors are' conducting the campaign. The posters show in graphic form how fresh air, good food, and rest cure tuberculosis; how bad air, over work and closed windows lead to con sumption; and how the careless con sumptive menaces the health of his family by spiiting on the floor. Back, Then, to the Farm. Richard Croker, during his visit to New York last month, discussed with a reporter the high cost of living. "The farmers are all' right," slid Mr. Croker. "It Is the people who in sist on living In the towns who find everything too dear. In the towns, you see, the expenses are ob bother some aM the children. "A little boy In a tiny fist looked up from his drum one day and said: " 'Mother/ Adam and Eve lived in Paradise. What was It like there?" " 'Like what It la here,' his mother answered, 'when -you eight children are all at school."' Tell Wellman. X "So you have a new Idea for a di rigible balloon?" "Yes. Make the equilibrator larger, put a motor Into It, and let It pull the balloon." Habit Grows. "I hate to see a llttlo country buy ing Its first battleship." "Why?" "Reminds me of a boy taking his first smoke." CHEATED FOR YEAR8. Prejudice Will Cheat Us Often If We Let It. You will be astonished to find how largely you are influenced In every way by unreasoning prejudice., In many cases you will also find that the prejudice has swindled you, or rather, mado you swindle yourself. A caee in Illustration: "I have been a constant user of Grape-Nuts for nearly three years," says a correspondent, "and I am hap py to say that I am well pleased with the result of the experiment, for such It has been. "Seeing your advertisement in al most all of the periodicals, for a long time I looked upon It as a hoax. But after years of suffering with gaseous and blttor eructations from my stom ach, together with more or less loss of appetite and flesh, I concluded to try Grape-Nuts food for a little time and note the result. "I found It delicious, and it was not lone till I began to experience the beneficial effects. My stomaph re ?stnned tt?'VdrmaT~*iUte, the eructa tions and bitternees ceased and X have gained all my gosLxttght back. ? TT am so well 8atiafled with the\ result that so lonf as ! may live and retain Ay reason Grap6-Nuts shall constitute quite a portion pt my dally ? food." Rend "The Road to Weilritte^ iii pkgs. '."Jfcere's a R*nuonn *rer rdUt tti* Mhto a new on* in ctr, TJ7"rJutur' *** ' lavvrffi* DtcK?I made all my money with my voice. Flu (Be?You must ssjng beautifully. IMck?Not aa a singer, my dear?as a bookmaker! A Friendly Tip. "Now that provisions are lower, Mrs. Hasher." said the fuBsy boarder, "don't you think you ought to reduce your rntes?" "No, indeed," replied tho landlady. ? "I find It hard to pay my debts as It Is." "Hut," suggested the fussy boarder, "If you paid In advance as you make others do, you would have no debta." ? -t I'or COLDS nnd GRIP Hicks' Capidine 1h the best remedy? llevcH the aching Hurt feverlslinetB?cures tbfi _ Cold and restores normal conditions. It's liquid?effects immediately. 10c., 26o., an J 60o.' At drug stores. Army of Telegrapher#. The telegraph companies of this , country employ about 20,000 persons. : This does not Include the railroad ! fervlce. 1'or over fifty years Rheumatism, Neu I ral^ia, nnd other nainful ailmenta liav? ' been cured by Ilnmlius Wizard Oil. It la i a ^" od lionest remedy and you will not regret having u bottle ready for use. Avoiding the Executioner. "Why does a hen cross the road?" ! "So ns to avoid getting Into the i chicken plo."?Judge. Constipation eausei nnd seriously aggra? t vates many diaease*, It it thoroughly cured by Dr. Pierce's Pellets. Tiny augar-coated granule*. > - ' Many think they are lighting sin ! when they are having a good tlm^ ' stabbing elnners. TO CURE A COLD IN ONE DAT Tako LAXATIVH HKOMO Quinine Tab* Druggist# refund money If it (alia to car*. B] tiUOv K'S signature la on each box. Me. i i One of the worst things under I sun Is a shady reputation. These candy tablets do just as much as salts or calo mel. But Cascaret8 never callous the bowels. T^hey never create a continuous need, aa harsh cathartics do. Take one just as soon as the trouble appears, and in an hour Its over. Veet-pocket box. !? ccnti-il droi-itorM. 891 l*ch tablet of the genuine U marked GGCt Wood's Seeds Tor The Farm <m9 Garden have an established reputation extending over thirty year*, be-. ing planted and used extensively by the beet Farmers and Garden err throughout the Middle and Southern Steles. Wood's NOW for 1911 will Sood Catfttaer^ ^ ? determine as to what crops and seeda to plant fat fpSG&LMjid profit Our pub ? ucations have long been noted for the full and complet vaM/don which they give.