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Rode into town sitting on a beard, ifl Game home riding in a brand new Hp ' 'Ford. < Chorus) >A "That gosh-dinged Ford "kept right on a-going, / That gosh-dinged Ford keeps right ahead; "That gosh-dinged Ford keeps right on a-going, And: it'll keep on agoing till we all are dead. When he got to the house and turned toward' the gate, He shut down the throttle and put on * " the brake; He grabbed the reins, and got the throttle instead, And the eosh-dinered Ford kept a ipluggin' right ahead. iZeke jerked at the levers and he :.turned off the gas, He kicked at the pedals and he broke + .out the glass; He cut all the wires and he pulled off - the top, But the gosh dinged Ford it .just v" /wouldn't stop. i _ .Bo he pulled out his knife, and he - - .smiled all serene, OUR PI \ It is the endeavor of Thi serve the interests of the pu their existence, faithfully an interest that assures the ver; efficiency. This endeavor will be s come with a keener desire to You will always find us problems, personally interesi % ! terests are served to the besl We invite you to come i us. We are always glad to se ; Tha Rant IIU/ UUUWL RESOURCES OVER ON THOU . J. S. Wessinger, President. Robert A. Frick, Cashier. M. >\ B. BE Sole Agent for the fam< and also other brands of s longest. Always see us f< 15. BE Assembly Street, Everything Sanitary New Star I ?FC LADIES AND Open Day ai Food of the Best Quality Prep? Polite Attention with Qu Share jf the public patrc cordial welcome awaits tl 1312 Maio St., Phone i Cut a hole In the tank, drained out !*> the gasoline; ? ? He ipulled out his gun. shot the tin . full of lead, Biri: the gosh-dinged Ford kept j < piuggin right ahead. i Zeke went right through the fence ] and up through the Jane; Miranda saw him coming, and she al- l most went insane. I She ran out ahead, then she stopped < to see? And the Ford struck her squarely where the bustle ought to be. She stuck out her arms as she went. into the air; Just as Zeke went by she grabbed him by the h ir; , She hounded on the seat, landed on the pad, And the gosh-dinged Ford kept a P1U56'" Zeke steered for the shed, but just missed the hole. Struck an old sow, and you should have seen her roll. Then out through the yard they landed in the heap, In the big, muddy pool, 'bout six feet / deep. Zeke grabbed Miranda and struck for the shore; He was glad it stopped, and would go no more. He picked up his ears, then he looked back and said, "Why, the gosh-din'ged thing is pluggin' 'right ahead!" ?Edgefield Chronicle. i ROMISE 5 BANK OF CHAPIN to blic throughout the years of wifVi a Hpotpp of npfcsnrial kVA. n*VAA Ml WW w* ^ V w ? p highest possible poinc of / i \ uppiemented in the years to serve you. definitely interested in your ted in seeing that your int advantage. md make your deposits with e you. of Cbapio E HUNDRED FIFTEEN SAND. S. J. Clark, Vice President. L. Wessinger, Asst. Cashier. RRY. , Clothing, Shoes, Hats, Caps, uenis Furnishings, Ladies Ready-to-wear, Etc. ; i jus W. L. Douglas shoes \ hoes that wear easy and : )r bargains. j RRY, Columbia, S. C. j At Reasonable Price ] Restaurant ! )R? GENTLEMEN | ? mm m w m. m f id All Night f ired in the Highest Art. lick Service. mage is solicited, anda ie Lexington Folks. 5151-1 Columbia, S.C. 8TOT7EB INCREASE PENAI/TY FOR CONCEALED WEAPONS fi Columbia, Feb. 1.?Senator Johnson of Allendale has introduced a bill which would provide a much greater penalty for violators of the law . / igainst carrying concealed weapons. e [Jnder the proposed law the minimum fine or imprisonment would be changed from $20 to $500, with ala ternative imprisonment of one year . d instead of ten days. The maximum is ^ fixed in the bill at $5,000 fine or five years imprisonment, as against a c maximum of $100 or 30 days, now a rPV-?/i Kill 4c? nr? IKa eormfn I pi UViUCU. X IIV' UJ11 iO VU tllU O^llUbV a calendar with an unfavorable report. It Works Both Ways. "Statistics prove that marriage is a preventative against suicide," said Mrs. Gabb. i J "Yes," growled Mr. Gabb. "And statistics also prove that suicide is a preventative against marriage."?Cincinnati Enquirer. RIOTED!* You cannot well afford to experiment, nor should you! When your physician tells you to take SCOTT'S FMIIISMN j you may rest assured 1 fthat his decision is the result of confidence, built upon experience. I Scott & Bowne, Bloomfield, N. J. ALSO MAKERS OF i kmfoids I (Tablets or Grannies) ! for indigestion S L????-J !c. coulton! OPTOMETRIST. ( I Eyes Glasses Examined Fitted 1423 Main St., Columbia, S. C. GUARD YOUR LUXGS WITH Lungardia LUXGARDIA opens the respiratory organs, removes the thick masses of sputum, heals the irritation, dispels the cough and cold I Unsurpassed in spasmodic Croup, C Bronchitis, difficult breathing, and D such kindred diseases. Thousands C attest to its great virtue. If LUXGARDIA fails, your money returned. Price, 60c and $1.20 per bottle. Manufactured by LUXGARDIA CO., Dallas, Tex. For Sale by Harmon Drug Co. r?? | SAFETY ! STREb 1 : i ? IT IS OUR DUTY as well as < J every way consistent with the pi J .ie financial strength and growth i ^ a. r : j l.t. ^ cuuiwuuujr. vuiuc iu auu ici us j 5 more than Bankers?we are a ye ^ it is a matter of pride with us, tha ^ we have developed in onr business J ship of those whom we serve. J Prosperity is reflected to this 5 perity of our patrons. I | The Bank of 5 Columbia i t\\\\\Y\V\\\\\\^^ CITATION js lymCEL tate of South Owr- ina, County of Lexington.?By Geon.:e S. Drafts, a1 Esquire, Probate Jud^e. a Whereas, Mrs. Est .-lie Keel made 01 uit to me, to grant r, rr Letters of s idministration m ti-.. Estate of and 12 ffects of S. A Keel n These are therefore r<< cite and ad- n nonish all and singular the kindred s nd Creditors of the said S. A. Keel, leceased, that they be and appear, >efore me, in the Court of Probate, o be held at Lexington, C. H., S. C., ^ >n 4th day of February, 1921, next, : ifter publication hereof at 11 o'clock n the forenoon, to show cause, if any hey have, why the said Administraion should not be granted. Given under my Hand, this 20th lay of January Anno Domini, 1921. GEO. S. DRAFTS, (L. S.) ^ T . . .3 .. T nvirfrtnn fniintV S. rrotj;iLt* .juugr aw.uuc,?.Vi? ? ? , ? C. Published on the 26th day of January, 1921, in the Lexinfrton paper, 2 weeks. DESKNVWedding Bouquets^ FLOWERS, For all occasions shipped anywhere. CHAS. L. SLIGH FtOlUST. 1446 Main St. Phone 2761 COLUMBIA, S. C. Our Accuracy Quality Service give you "Well Fitted Glasses" ELMGREN Optometrist and Optician 1207 Hampton St. COLUMBIA, S. C. lAHtklmUhLUAhk. kiillAii Sanitary Meat Market and Restaurant Frsih native meats always on baa*. ce sold in any quantity from 0c up. )ur restaurant is prepared to furniak leals at all hours. First class meak = repared by experienced cooks. CAUGHMAN & SOX MEAT MARKET Next Doer to Poatoffic*. LEXINGTON, 3. C. 'Ml - ? ? JGTH I . I SERVICE | jur PLEASURE to promote in ^ rinciples of SOUND banking, ^ of the business interest of this K Set together?we are something ? ry human lot of individuals, and ? it aside from the responsibilities ? , we have cultivated the friend- g | ; Columbia | I, s. c I I ^\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\V\\\\\\\\\\V^VW^\V5N' " HL^tt F COST PRICES. I Everything m winter and fall goods t half cost prices including outings nc ooitor i'annel Homespun, periled pin its nd stripes of mixed oods. ^s, hosiery. sweaters, idie:- on n'rildren's underwear and nanj o: .rticles not mentioned ius; trc- ng as they last. Baraim or' lumbug. ^RRATT'S BAZAAR. a ? Subscribe to Th*- Dispatch-News. 1.50 p'er year. n A 17*7 r DANK 2 When this bank proi cept, we commit ourselvi in every way that a prog Merchandising, Inc It may be that you ? I many ways in which this We are always res problems with the view tomer as well as the ban1 SUPERVISED BY THE UNF The Home r Lexiogti | Capital, $50,000.00 Member of Federal i THE RECC Of many years of hard s the price is forgotten QUALITY, FINIS The above are the leading Come in and see them on Our Guarantee I Ai 1 Gregory- Gonder 1115 Hampton Street, EVERY ONE LIKES Do not forget to remembe acount with us It does not gifts but increases in value, ; which we add to the deposits. . Accounts are invited. The Palmetto COLUME RESOURCES 4 Per Cent Interest Paid on ARE YOU WORKINI Work of any sort ii port drud your oziitonco. But with t, purp for a reward a*:d it lighten! 701 pleasure. Have a pnrpoie in life! Mak building up a saving! account in y<k* with the means to attain yoi independence, wealth?they all persistently save. Same rate of interest (4 per ce accounts. THE OLD The Carolina Nation W. A. Clark, President. T. S. Bryan, V. President 1 "Cascarets" for V ! Constipation H Just think! A pleasant, har Cascaret works while you sleep an<5 your liver active, head clear, stc MmI sweet and bowels moving as regular a dock by morning. No griping inconvenience. 10, 25 or 50 cent ! Children, love this candy catharticiERVICEl raises Service and you ac- JJB es to support your efforts 11 fressive bank can. W lustry and Farming i I ire not familiar with rhe jfl ; bank can serve you. U idy to discuss financial Tv cf benefitting the cus- | 9 FED STATES GOVERNMENT fj lational Bank 3 90, S. C. J Deposits,r$600,000.00 ? : Reserve Association jjjjj; Vi 1 Hp ELECTION H : * ^ service remains long after wm Washington Buggies fW Hackney Buggies Nissen Wagons L Hackney Wagons H H, TREATMENT. I vehicles of the country. 1 our floor. I Means Something Mule Company, I Columbia, S. C. I ro be rememberdI m ? r the children with a bank } - depreciate like many other Jj, iided by the liberal interest $ i t National Bank >IA, S. C. $10,000,000.00 i Savings Accounts l???? G WITH A PURPOSE Igery if it means merely earning lose back of it yon are working or tasks and makes work a real ?Ani> lifa A mnrnmmml Rfavt K? t thii institution. It will fnrnsb ir object A comfortable home, come within your reach if yo? nt.) paid on both large and small RELIABLE al Bank of Columbia Jos. M. Boll, Cashier. Jno. D. Boll. Asst. Cashier. J ?