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THE NATIONAL DRILL TUe Three Important Days of the Great Military Event of the Present Year. WAsBINGToN, May :.-The competi tive drill began at 10 o'clock this morn ing. Company A. First Minnesota REC iment, was the first company to enter. They drilled well. The second company was the Eighth separate company .o Rochester, N. Y. These two ctompame1S drilled in the south oI the grvunds t00 I ,far from the grand stand to be seen to advantage. Next followed the Museatiue lifls of Iowa. They marched to tU front of the grand stand, saluted the judges and began to drill. TheV handld their pieces well, bat .ert a little weak in foot movements. Thv were liberaliv applauded. Then followed the Grand RIapids Guards, Company A, Fir:t Bat talion Virginia teolored 'Vluteers, Southrons, Vicksburg; Compay .\. First Virginia LegimenIt. Ppulr de monstrations indie tted tha.t the Ticks burg niem and Cmpanv A, Firs't V", inia Regiment, hia won the greatest avor of the a .he co eting com panics were limi+ed i" 'umbers to twenty-foul men m ,with t1eir three; officers and two gm '. . The program of maneuvres was de livered to each corapany's commander one hour beAore the time allo''ttd or the corps' uppearanee. :i_ the men were thereby kept in ig nrance of the manceuvres they vere to execute till the orders were actual'y given. In general terms, they were tp e.creise first in the school of the soldier (that is without arms) then in the manual at arms, and lastly, in the school of the company. Thirty minutes were allotted to each company to complete its program. A furious thunder and wind storm came up about four o'cloch and put an end to the proceedings. The crowds scattered at once. The roof was blown off a large part of the grand stand and the canva-i, rocks, forts and war vessels, and light house of the "Pyoram a" were tipped over and scattered. The order for dress parade at 5 p. m. was rescinded. For the proposed dress parade commands have been organized in provisional battalions, in which the troops of the respective sections of the country are grouped to gether as far as possible. Kentucky, Ohio and District of Columbia men each form one battalion; Texas, Mississippi and Missouri form one; the Governor's Guard of North Carolina are with Mich igan and Minnesota men; the Virginia troops constitute a separate brgade, already completely organized under Gen. C. J. Anderson. The total number of men in camp is about 2,800, in seventy organizations. One-third of the total are Virginians. Three-quarters of the commands have entered the competition for infantry prizes, one of which is col ored. Four colored companies are in camp, two from Virginia and two from the District of Columbia. WASHNGTON, May 25.-The parade of troops to-day for review by the Presi dent has afforded the first opportunity for seeing at once the entire body of those forming the encampment, and was an unqualified success. The weather was perfect, Washington looked its best, and the greater part of the population seemed to be on the line of march. The arrangements for the parade were sea sonably completed and were carried out almost to the allotted second and with out an apparent hitch or break. The head of the column started from camp promptly at 12 o'clock and reached the stand erected for the Presidant a in vited guests ten minutes later. This stand had seats for nearly :300 person~s, and was well filled, without crowd'ing. With the President were Mrs. Cleveland. Mrs. Welsh and Mrs. Marsey, and Colo nel and Mrs. Lamnont. General Sheridarn and several members of his staff in ital uniform were their escort. A'm~ong the guests of the drill were Governoir Lee, of Virginia, and staff, Governor Mc(3iu, of Minnesota, and stall, and the stall of Governor Gray, of Indiana, (the Gov ernor himself having been detained at the last moment), Secretary Endicott, Senators Sherman and Gotman, the - Mexican and Japanes'e Ministers and the ladies of their families, and a liberal -''"Eking of other legation and army peple. The troops looked and marched le veterans, and were encouraged with liberal applause. In cne respect the programme was departed, from. The Vicksburg Southrus, with their band and the Memphis Zouaves, brought up the rear with quite an interval between them and their predecesors. They formed in fact a li-le column by them' selves. They had been aisigned to posi tions respectively in the fourth and ninth provisional battalions, but dropped out of lin'e because, as their oflicers ex plained, they were placed immediately behind the colored organizations. Another heavy shower about 4 o'clock prevented the dress parade, scheduled for 5 o'clock. WAmsE~Gos, May -2.-The Richmond Greys broke camp this morning and left for home. They camne here with the understanding that they would not re main after they had taken part in the competitive infantry drill. Company A, Third North Ca-olina Regiment, also re turned home to-day. The reason is that many of the members are engaged in business, and they were unable to obtain leave of absence beyond to-day. The weather was superb to-day. The day was industriously devoted to comn petitive drilling and the authorities, profiting by experience and criticism, are maing the work very interesting. Seven or eight thousand spectators were on the grand stand. The competing infantry companies were the Governor's Guards, of Raleigh, N. C.; the Lonisiana Rifles; the Sars field Guards, of New Haven, Conn.; Company C, first N. J.; Company B3, Wahington Light Infantry Corps; Toledo, Ohio, Cadets, and Company A, Wahington, D). C.. Cadets (colored). Three of the companies are worthy of special mention: The Louisiana Rifles. the Washington Light Infantry Wash ington's crack corps) and the Toledo Cadets, the Toledo men probably carry ing off the palm. The competition for the artillery prizes was narrowed to two companies and the contest consequently was for the Iirst prize of S1,500. The Petersburg, Va.. company had withdrawn from the con test. Had there been a third contestant a second prize of 81,000 would have been awarded. One company from Indianapolis and one from Milwaukee drilled to-day. The guns, horses and drivers, and also the judges of the contest, were furnished by the Third (regularE Artilery. T wo guns and caiasons were manned by the vi.sit ing militia and were drilled by their own -captains. Both acqjuitted themselves well. The rifle competition also eamae of. Ninety-eight entered. but only thirty eight reported. The highest scere of the day was that of Lieutenant Pollard, of the \vashington Light Infantry. Pol lard was a membe~r of the Internationl IMje team which went to Wijmblken a few years ago. Eighty-three was cored by Lieutenant iBell and Privake- John stone, of the Continentals, of VIing ton. D. C., Private Crossmnan. Secondi Iowa, and Private' Steyer, Second Mary-i land. Many companies will leave to- I night and to-morrow. C'LEVELAND) 1A. SHlERM .11 Th trnader vi h Qpro..i:= Force, in the Nr Tal 1-1 7 ji i0: I t'. III : l i ,'uI~atltzta:I. AlI 111) ic' 11 ii' :. 1t k t)if 1 :l at ilk-ale 111r k US 11. : Ii II 'e tia i:h ti 'iC.' o'emor tin, of~l .Peijjvivnia v -u e n t cl i 1pi , a litt. 01erei . he: so said: vtv" el oth UU .i wil t''l 'n wha niah te BItcke" iepublican. All ti Brl: teal of thf C. i4on o aft''ir. nnzo 1 the i: 1 no'r a,, it e nviv V'ivlcda leades maes me . iile. W:.it ,il her-et tite conrtion tandea van wil Cin' tte ut nThy w ill c'ake c eeltiont of ahirs prices't' thi wllt no hue : Le i to tae ar cam dhe id s h: :dicaIed :: 14: - i. Wit de1 Aen in two nWom i:i t'titt oerna:i n behoe tlwr' comai ry. vAWiden .,Aw Wha ther l toharon mW C ', - Ieal thn Iw!e n fa of th ry Bne :..r w .h: m be the e1tusiainm . his per .iii d - llwe. 11c the Vitl'pblies ftr '(li c0.:.11t the folly of ptting him, (n the taet ain it will niot be the ob1l ight, but ''4are blidt tt *he natural tendncy tf 'v. !!eenimem.pv~r'Icc'- rttt -i.......n I.io the DemocrIaC.. 2 ,)ie part V0wa0 c:Lvi' hndi acIp.edtby 1- ivry mc:r nuences: the irt wa the tn St *' inO.cb iL and Wher materid int re ts Af the 1r)halpiey o-f the; panrty onith grer ManeiL'uni economic quetions: the h-a s the uncer:,inty f the ,bility of .vr. Clevandhi ndwitonandi the hiebt ehiaccernter Of his p b Vlhirc recorch to c-rry out the pldge hie -n he hai m.i in ~the inri:est of reform and t, od vernmient. Tiose fears wvill io vigh un the balance! in favor of .Mr. Blaine mineh.r tinte. The Preside:nt haUs "gaind hciondence of the N\ hoile enl for CA rOti:,m Ct:A d'tf rar for toe pili icre 1v ;.art o heyonae' cniei' o n. Wib him :> the hdNo"f the tic4 no exn .:"t n ark; required. Hie jha.s simply to il-to' s if therThyrefore thca twoe e:. it would,1 suznn! p thecirmei. Tr:: in fer of high-hanidd partisanship wouh.',l bethe , ther way. A great numt~y bu:s en we ill recogize the rudc of %1r. Cle:ve;Land and wi not he in a greatt very to mfake rchagl The strieingth of Sl-rinlan whlbe in, his C nee osr vaira and his ,oundnss on all the great Tile Governor added: "Since Congress atd nret I have talked with a great many people in and out of public life in -Ne Yoi. Phila delphia. WN nh ington and ehe~a whre an d . have co e to lhe conclusion that there is a greait deal of quiet thiniking goi' on among theRepulican in rar. to t'-e ecice of a man to heat Mr. Cleve ud Tiyv know they have a bAg job on their lemds nd don't intend to make ny uistLakes if they can p -revent it" Gov-, Curtin is rle- taking deepr tri4st in the new birth of 1iiutraro gatS in the uh. He i011:.I "In the very ac of the revivial of inidus trialaci itv~yt andi( South, we are confronted by hirge mportAios of iron, Which wi! glu the urket and interfere with the deniand for -ou home product. The So thrITr d-elS now becomltno e a itmpeti ith the i.-.etC f the North oin our hoe inar ka, v.ich is for the god of our iron P1e ro matter hiow it tes, but this forign nrodiit bne no one. The b:Ihor andl.. the' prIis a.l eAlong to foreign cutres. The Sotenpol uthrnto :e that it ther want a markt for their pro dlcts it must be a hbmhemLret axd their c, In et Ir hlbe cehsed to homle products n. nt im ceth The shuld Lave pee au before e tve:m the ind-v hetory of Pennsylvaniah. That .i e. t,, he rn prctie r e S in :le lin IS Col nn isrOp!icv y W h have se re' 10 (hled retualth il hbe tate ct.r-1 .idiondaiateiism sushih ru sui'ts -:n any hi~:n erided-s ofnspel iav tiie 'ii"eI. wih t xist roey in te ~i" 1l inthenchurcf proutishull econ ie a dotr'ies. or uee Thae rs ip Ti *. "1I\;;ro's loso athiieyit Stan. 9ti -sir t 'i''idb .a ev. ol srtr IIr euuafi' :tvcrstuntn iim th ndto wher e*urit'-I a reecliing rirlalfrs eclsa ci~ tqIual'y. qitawoul wite ellhfr chilrisen pold'.: s-em: tobfrgttingt5 temtt rceri t in cti s crat.e bete avr lmih toin tuie onthat slid of d theyo Jcha o. Int t phu ~t e negrioedond the Bi b pkm w'-trh th uperias. Iiti iaste that Nhenro eqity adsnd atofy am, this kcu ov 1ra:s"ulted be Carus nn tai seran oI ems suimt obrele uto lie brethrn. lesd ineec sta the doif C"hem.t c : i-Cnum iharlli te hi san rGodisi~ c:: enlargeJath, anuodiheation d wei in hG.el tenso Sem, Cand Canaan Thllbehi Tervant. Yt With i. ti erus, dos~es itit ee tht every ttem t it mae am the nero, theemil of ori ai ruler oveor N Shran Jahl. ci- it is thie wciece , tien to ea fal ify th prophclec ant hive been 'oce to i cond euarlty in ttteb theoldablit fanieyism -i wich olura S-thr teootirc reare -ai nfie~ity, - but8501we wi t th is ohi in iewc an eual n th Cc but l a clle raaa. whc is lsoI ari prohec. ias thatL~ he ,h'uld be servnletco servand o a lveo 7' ves.'1 ilar ste "lowe.t of~ aer vats :dn' I annot.Legar i ll ifot to thei : detinai of te merorJuan t G E'NRRt 11 N, N wrE.. (1-acen Kapliolwoi and herT suite haac left New; York for E'lirop!4. Trilt: ( a iuic Y( at;L Men's Natioiai ncrla-d i~ C .. r o Ity D aniel Malnn; . c-il i' "VN York iC' iv11i *-0 I't14''114 T ',: r v ,- y't fv Ja.pan. (I." 4ing O.i ,P44;.zli of ...!rc kli -c and flw ' .Tlirt'ifl 1'%. Vtl( w 'flie.o(1J.e1"t4N ' Alc-4.iq!i and iL'4'\ir a h 'lur'e. Itea *1' ti hlda (-,f et AV '4od ci gW. . '2a A jury has been enipant *d for the trial of J' bSharpe, chargt1 Nvid bri bery in Itl4I o f 1mi nih N , taut to enter Kii''-. t' or 'rni at an; Aing .-!i. Tv,'- Ti A a is for"I: to h-ll~ii4V:I? N York a, ad Ilrc.oklt ns ou lici I a alaKnil,;t!; ,'. L alinr have 4-' 1),. allhr tiztr g44'row'ing, ow. ofc the Yr'k's hot year!. 11 is stated i'c tie (",arieston, (iri nal i CaIAM slat lW~'xa vntd 'T the J1 ha Tlwmpa;;..ou aivif~e, his. thrce ci tire: tand hI& vfCs si'r wecre drowc-d, (off T,'.u.L.rad uatiug~ cass at Irin'.oni tIis year will plant a. slip of iv sent tleit' oy Mrsn. Cleveland, the 1 rcsM(eits wics A. hulvy storan :-t Montgoniery. Ala., T1ic(-;l-iy unroofed s:evcral iouses ndx tip Irout..' many tr'.s. have had :- joly tuine at their A'i H amilton,. Ont.. I EBrien's e:1rrin-c ir..in entrnice into( ( iae' I! somfe z'reeicut wi'th gh I IapI ( * :a,: ra. TO-. '. .datiM Liut iriputu 1i i eitT 1IM*("Mn of -NetV Yorl: div to I1, dl'ki I.oneI Circuit .J tdgp in iPl S' n. .a : a irk-: t (rt in a (I i 1;--t %.%d t(.,X.r Nex Xlr .1k i~~Lha g".ii a;.~ 1 nc'i a-IMA I.014 1oa wQ-; in tL-- V4021,.on-o :mipanions and wounded three others, has een convicted of wilful murder. It was ought at first that the shooting resulted oin carelessness. it is said in Was.zhington that the Presi )m wil soon .1pnt a superintendent of te Cons: -'urVcr to 1ti a vacancv which has I "i isted fr somie time. Professor Kinball, iirector of tie mint. General "Baldy" iNaiitl :nd Ge-neral Roseerans are among time meretioned for the place. i ;:rchard lo been to see Mr. Wveaind. Il the conversation that took phwe the doctor admitted that his famous remnark. Rn, Romnanjsni and Rebellion." w-* ailled to. "I told the President." ill the doctor to a friend, "it was the will If tIe Lord that lie should be elected." Victori:mo, lln Indian of San JAnto. Cal.. once chief of the Seiranos. is tliougiht zb at lt, .t years old. His narration oif cne ::t tle San Gabriel Mission. w here lie worked when a boy confirms this bilief. I is mind is active and his memory 1i Li-ssm irs occurs the following: -Uew G Elor:e Eiot and her friend Mr. L ewes, at W eiiar. They were remarkably u:ly, and Lewes was rather delicate about Ire'entin:: -Miss Evans to me owing to the rehuions'xtisn between them. I told hin. however. that I did not care." The Ioc. Anna and Louise, of Gm :tlrg, recettiy rowed in a boat to the sp:t where King Ludwig, of Bavaria, owned himself, and committed suicide in tIei saoe way. The bodies were found cp d iJ eaf other's arms. They had beei suiering from melancholia ever since weer Wni. A. DeLancy, who repre sn-erain foreign bondholders of the Kant-a. P::eitic Railroad before it came un drcon trol ,f Jay Gould, Russell Sage and others. says he w.ill commence an action agi'"'1 thiose parties as soon as the neces vr p':mers trrive from Amsterdam. lol ' he iniount of the suit will be ':inuel Dun'n. colored, aged five, was evidentally killed in Augusta Tuesday by one of his companions, who threw an old eompnass at him. the point of which pene i the -kull and brain. Death was in. santaneius, and it is not known who in t th biow. Several boys were c-el kin" each other in play. Each, when que-tioned, denicd the deed. Ti Gener:ii Executive Board of thc P .t'nir Knights of Labor have decider to rs l investigate the strike in the eeke re.ion-. Thousinds of men are now ;u: of t.ploynent throughout the manu fa~c uring dttricti on account of the scarcity of co'e. It is on account of this army o: m. and the prostration in business that the General Board of Knights of Labor i :axiou~s to reach a settlement. dienn Vmaderburg, who outraged t vo'ung- girl at Rockville. 31o.. a few day: to. iiad a hearing for bail yesterday. Thi Judge. hid ju.st fixed the bail at $10,000 w' t 'eUr.1 shots were tired, and afte quiet was restored. Vanderburg was fount to be ead. The two brothers of Miss An derson, who were present, have been ar re . It is not known who did the shoot T o.ins of the late -Extra Billy" Smitl of Virainia were fond of adventure. li fhh't 'sin, William Smith, was a midship i ni 7 e "av yli andill was lost in the Indiai Seisti: Smith, the great bowie kni ilihter. was killed att the battle o :eins. Peter Bll Smith was acci d l killd by a pistt. sool after tht w 1r. i.lam s Caleb Smith ar d Col. Thoma Smith 1ired prominently as duelists. O( - Ext r i'" cliildren but three surviv( m oer. Col. Thoinas Smith an api. Fre k Smith of New 1exico. r Rathb orte, who has been -p Iom inl Conul General to Paris, is a muar of miumilart herighl, full tiure. with a bait tead, ar:. ' mntacthe and ilorid complexion H 1 uu 42 year ofae. Hie is wealth: :ad o i hi wife Both of them sip-al .rne: li'to\y. 31aor lathbone is fon of s.1e'et . is a oodV waltzer and will shina itn. the iirms of0 ai s wvith a brilliane' *o'n a consul "ene'ral of the Unitet I."'w'< F- Allen, of Bufalou, is an unel: of "i're.idt (leveland. Hie is a tall, heal rim tot atall like his nephew in build Htis '.-ter was Grover Cleveland's rnothier .lr. Ala-a ha:s not conversed with 3Mr Gevel i for four years. lie consider the Pre.ent a man of only ordinary abil it i wo"'is lots of luck." lIe says tha t ic I' ceuider t gets his obstinney from hi i~ e."he Clevelands," says Mr. Allen -w;vere' 'n ostinate race." looting Out Rtitualismn. Ai -omnewhat sensational case is under dis eud->n in the Fpiscopal Council now ii .*-ion at Ilendlerson, Kr'. It is that of thi Rev. George C. Be-tts, rector ot Grace Pro ti 5:sttni Lpiscopal Church, Louisville, Ky T'his minister has been in charge of tha Chmet fortlt the past two years, and durini that ilme has shown unmistakable tenden e- to the lion Catholic faith. T'his ha ht,: evidentce~d in many ways, but mnor< pa:rticutlar'ly by his recent action in havin1 a tabetrnaicle constructed in the church Tids is a distinctive piece of furniture corn mon only to thte Roman Catholic Church Dee'nd this, 31r. lBetts is also accused 0: exreme ritualistic tendencies. Hie insist: upon Icit:iaddresed as "Father," whic1 is atitle iiitinctively~ worn by the ecclesi atcs of the Rionan Catholic Church Tlhese innoivat ions have naturally producec severe critticismn froma the laymen of hih o-: chu:(ch as well as his brethren in th< 'i'. he mtter was at last carried lhe te he bishop, the lRight Rev. Thomas 31 Dudley, w. ho at once ordered the remova. .2 the t:.biernucle aind the expunging fronr the fornus of worship of all features extra cous to ihe ritual of the Episcopal Church. Tese ian ructions MIr. Betts disobeyed, re irectinig behlind. the vestry, whiose consent, he~- or'CIted, mst be obtatined before h< cotl rem'o-ve any article from the chancel ofi Litihue. On(t tihe matter being re. fer'e cin tue e-stry of Grace Church, it was f.,m.tht they fruily sustalined Father e't, andt refulcd to remove it, thus defy' in.. th e m-mia'i' of the Bishop. Nothing m' re coukl bIle done but 'o carry the matter b.or I e t ributai of the asemnbled counn cI at ilehrson. Thil was done, :and a r:;h I' Ve i'a io is no.. proceedintt. h'-lani rr1 yhippna-Post. A tj~ai' in d,'1.i h says: Public "whItping at \ewe''te algr0cted a large ,r1 i j ip( tOr.s. ttimongt themo seveiah 3Ce" I' -. tembc r I''if the 31exicanim Vi!!agc C..,.p. i.- ex-bib inoee Fight culprits a-.re -t ri i f tieir clothia'u.an i-shecd toi Ifi. i p t wie thil hei'm tad :nat-:ei he'e t. Two ;:.en. f rl the .I; - w : . i lst itu, whtie a profe-s .,io~d se 1khief whlo robbed a jewe~lry storeof : a:: ofigs mnd lockedi thel pro pie:,r, to preve pursu'-it, reced'.ed only 1'elahs 5it half the' tnmber g.en the -, K'' :. ** .,' ri,. o,.ed 1harge w ih.itt :e wi~h i 1t 1 iIe was' given a urin h.:1:ler ( Charles S"coitt, for ny h ti i reeied live ha-Ibes; i. " a.:.: Antoni" Ga".ll, r . te and ' i chn ive h1 es Ii . n Ie \.ren .f a co at ofv n~ri in- 'hn-retihe'ld tatedi, BRIC-A-BRAC. THE BOYS wVtto ARK wANTIW. Boys of spirit, boys of will, Boys of muscle, brain and power. Fit to cope with anything: These are wanted every hour. Not the weak and whining dron'-. That all trouble manizoify: Not the watchword of "I can't, But the noble one, "111 try." Do whate'er you have to do With a true and earnest ze:d. Bend your sinews to the task. "Put your shoulder to the wheel. Though your duty may he hard. Look not on it as an ill: If it be an honest task. Do it with an honest will. High-water inark-Your cihii. The turning point-TIhe pitchfor irk. Stage struck-Hit by an omnibus. The health question-Ilow are you. Posing for effect-A goat reidy to o Superior blankets are now wovrn of com hair. Labor has bitter roots but sweet fi tt well. Straws shows which way the sherrv c ler goes. The black silk hat can "go to tiL La once more. The sky, unlike mnan. is n 6-t .; : when blue-t. He who foresees calmaties ,!TeiS the twice over. Jones says the only trouble with his lal is that it is too high tone d. It is not a good way to preserving ymO fingers to have them "jammed. ''Truth crushed to earth will rie c -Provided the yeast is not sour. The man who "wouldn't wonder' MU be the laziest man in the world. When a man starts out to paint a tov red, he does not do it in water coo.rs. Why is an infirm old man like a muni character' Each require a staff. There are few girls that can make a pt feet mash when a potato is the subject. Alaska is soon to have a newspaper. that cold country it ought to tie a b0l:: sheet. "How shall I sleep-:" asks a correspor ent. Try to stay awake to catch !o! train. "0, my'" exclaimed Edith, upon 1: first entrance into the rink: "they're all castors' an't they?" The gravest beast is an ass. the grav bird is an owl, the gravest lish is an oyst, and the gravest man is a fool. A young lady c:dls her beau' "hone suckle.** because he 's always hanging o the front railings." "I'm at your service, madam" saLL t witty burglar when caught with his ar; full of silverware. The usual course is to draw before co mencing to paint, but some women reve: the rule, and don't draw. "Who was the straightest man in t Bible?" "Joseph. "Why'" 'Beerubc P1 raoh made a ruler of him. The Duke of Argyl says the v:ri ten million years old. Ilow did he fi out Let your heart be as large ns the wor but let there be no room in it to hold memory of a wrong. The turning point in a womran' lift When she makcs oyer that ol)I dre wrongside Out." A bo' is c-died "a otmg ihopeful" cause the one hopeful thing about him that he will not always be young. "Nervous Girl" wants to know how cure "a tiekling sensation about the fac Get him to shav'e ofM his moustache. "Ma, why is that darkey equivalient t, conundrum?" "I'm sure I don't kn~o my son." "Because he's a-nig-mua. See?' They are now making bricks of cork,l the bricks carried in hats late at night v contintue to be made from the old miateri We suppose our sailors could chew sb: ings on a pinch, because they' are used eating aboard. D~r. Hammond says eating multon . make women handsome. IHence th'- y tiality for sheepish young men. 'Tis an ill thing to be ashamed of on poverty, but much worse not to make of lawful endeavors to avoid it. There is a town in Arkansaw wbi struggles under the name of "Lhmburgre We'll wager a scent that it's a live town. "Pa, I want to go whaling." "All rig: my son." And in a few mintutes he v busy in the woc dshed, with lots of biubbi If men knew as much at forty years age as they thought they knew at twet there would be mmte statesmn in 1 country. A turnover is so called because whi eaten at night it makes a person turn eo about seveu hundred times before hee go to sleep. Revenge is sweet. First Baseballis1 Ah, ha' I hear you fellows were licked;' terday. Second Baseballist-Yes, but y just ought to have seen the ump1ire. A New Jersey defaulter tried to kill hi self after being informed of his crime. TI news should have been broken to him mi gently, as he had probably not heard of "Yes," sighed old Mrs. Gumbo, "tl accident was horrible. When I read abc it, it exaggerated me so that I couldn't< compose myself for several hours." An Eastern paper says that a dozen pre1 girls fronm Newv Haven arc taking a trar through the Adirondack Mountains. TI tramp must ba having a good time. . "You may speak," said a fond mothi "about people having strength of min but when it comes to strength of doi miind, my son William surpasses everyban I ever knew." You say you are in love wvith t w) gir: both beautiful, one "divinely tall." and t other "a perfect little fairy." Marry ti little one. She won't need so mnuch sti for a dress. A little girl went into a d: ug store. 11 other day, and said to the proprietor, in half whisper. "'If a good lit tle girl ain't a no money. how much chewing gum do y give her for nothing?'" A young lady on becing asked wlat hbm ness her sweethe~art was ir. and not lik: to sayj he was hauling soda :mdi ::nr water on Washington StrIeet, answere: "lHe is a practicing lk'zzitiou." "Tell me. papa, are you still :growi:e. sdd a charmning little girl to) her fathe whose b:.lnes was as.uming alarming. pr' the toe of your head has come thrtus your liir." A 'dississipoi dog bit ol a boy 's no: and swallowed it. This shows the thoa~ I futness Of the dog. If he swallowed t1 nose without b'ting it off it must h-n proved 1:a0:a to t he boy. "Waiter, didn't 1 tell you to give mec piec'e of melon oli the ice!" "Yaas, s:! you did. sah." ''Will this pil'Ce is as war: as a tin roof."' Y.cms. .<.t. Dat's 'cans hit's off de ice, sah. Devhy's allus wa' when dey 's otT de ice, salh. At sea. Small Girl-aren't you glad i to he on land sometimnt n:e'--W what do you mieant I thatter mays'f I :a on land most of t he t ime. Sumdi Giri-- V. ar: WyPapa says that w hienever lie sm you. you are half-seas over. A critical pturchaser was recently e:<ar' ining sonme mus~iius in one of Boir n's be: shops, and asked for ludlia nuIl. Th clerk insisted that what -he saw was pni isely what she wanted, saving bthtulty "his is real India muslin, best quality %V t .: a. h'i 1he r t o ( -;aiue of ti - : C. 1 . l.S ah :: :-*N . i-1 m Sa Nin I ~ i. . h '4 ;ou kn-Z 11 ~a - 1).' .5- '.! si til I1i: ca t':: J Our -i y I 1 11(h - A i.e . r *'e.4 T i a buin rU. vi .d D. .in 1 rieaI en --a r 6 . P o I lit of l1)t::, avai s Olu f them y :.-! o!u-n ,:s . , tiv towo month( . Why thcf1m. - elited sales-, here t hoewith, so I"1 ad1vert-*i!ig Mod'es tyrbd us nliin a rp. ii-VB. B. 1.1. been efwet t!, :blic a mrteor hai a .c.ir. i I:tul no; hie ui-:cewaiy to L bt up wit cernteC-es Of pa 1 ern now. orte will coiir adtoi ,,w iuonoy. :tr U N U. wised col IQU L 0 -r n For fun years I htua beeI a u t from " tm aorm (.:-au.i which redue in L so lw tItah ! recovery . gi n u I he l e ed the must excruciating p- n tiyi ih-Lt, and often while ri Bi : have wisLhed I coud die. I ae ie< u vrthig knowni for th~at dsae notin a.dl me any g'" ood, ani have hfa, b Ssome of the fine-t phys ics of: -r State0 to 'Work on n ,bu Ull to no er I have spent over Q00 withent it .. rlie- . I am now prou to say t) af r onr s-uly ore i-ottol'e - . BB emt -led to walk around and atte:i t b busiess, and I woruln take .Ie ' the btenefit Oeei IOM ur indW r tle of B. B3. B. I' re-f,:r to all 1:r, - and b en Of this.s touz n. Y, u : M Wan- U!yf, Watrcount.-7 Te. e D 11 .srae d . Cv. O t Svrk, GA.. Iay 1., 1886. Dr~oor, B.uat Co: You wvill plevase shi izus pe~r istfreirht one gross B. B. B. _I t ives usl pleaure to repLort a Got tradIe for this pr. ,ration. -Indeoed it ha J fa~r ;;i uLaL~l other bI remedI wbe t in diteonsIarted mKrit N- rapi sale v Oith u's. luo y & .:.- . Al :-V. 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