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Napo visited spend . Jan prefect, intend passed, s of the *to knew Out your *y will get 0do not i4j0t1 of. cow a way out of to lock you up ror has gone." d the terms of e emperor was as the revolu at the arrest of dared to utter a ror and empress Vent in person to ho had haid suvi they greeted himln live the prefect!" de Ia Mor.te, who plied, "Mly frivinds. anond Roomm." omen who want to eusive set of jewels. 1or upward, get a 'diamond rooms," as n the big New York Gems worth less than ept in show cases and p at the counters. But nts to make a larger ond necklace with ril from $40,000 to ---lie is shown luto enn examinc the isure 1and see the )e most care ke varlors as sinply fur o the mafes. g (uiIng the i:in in a well three or four i) $12.000 to eliaht. by two officers ients to deter it onl soldiers in ie live men iwho marched a dis id eighty-two eights carried ie and sixty first weight It at a moderate r the distance o weather slight erienced, which march was over, d begin the next -nine pounds did ate weather, but en it was hot, and next day. When third weight the ill arked. to Ansint. orthy Irish member of was so generous that nancial assistance was But his checks had one -they were never hon rtcoming natrally in lown, but it did( not :If rity. A vis"or to tile of the m1iemblwer's pucil 1leadinjg isl it i ian how lie faiith in the mnember "Why, sure, it in be his wilingness to as of funds." was5 the re gave me a shock today. d she, "does your lady lying me what you owe ernablle criosity of low It nmade mec blush for uninud to her. But I duty113 to chide lier-, and1( 01k0 (rather' petulantly, I starving I recomminen~ i to poise'.--Life. ed Admoitjion. tr'ipr throngh thle south oan old dilapidated vIuia and1( r'ead many aiphs upon01 tomb ila-r at tinated miy to ibe thant of 21ed to be ce0 beenu the a t (a 5, to si rds are osi be of Wheni Mm. Roland was on the scar fold she asked for pen and paper t( note the peculiar thoughts that hovere about her on the last Journey. It is t pity they were refused, for In a tran quil mind thoughts rise uj at the clos( of life hitherto unthinkable, like blesset inward voices alighting in'glory on th4 Suminis of the past.-Goethe. Lettinff Ian Down Eafty. "I have a very unpleasant duty t( perform," said the chief. "The man agement desires to dispense with you services." The oflice boy heaved a deep sigb o relief. "Gee!" he said. "I t'ought fo a minnit youse was goin' to fire me." Cincinnati Commercial Tribune. Took H1er Part. "Why, Johnny, I am ashamed of you ]low could you take little Ethel's hal of the apple away from her?" "'Cause, ma, I ain't forgot what yoi told me-to always take sister's part." A Provident Mind. He-I think I'll go and speak to you father at once. Ile can't do more thai kick me out. She-It seems a pity to risk it, dent In that good suit.-LIfe. UnfaLVoPnble Conditions For Study, ".Inzel caime over tonight to stud with me," explinied Dorothy. "And did you (10 much studying?" "Well, we would have if there hadn' been so much to talk about."-.hieng Post. Iemember you must die. Let thi not startle you, bit let it soften yol whi!e there i, yet tilne to (10 som'. good in Ihe '%vorld.-Schoolmaster. Silenced Mama. "Now," said the auxius mother "you do not want to marry that re porter. Think of having a husban who never gets home until 2 or 8 i the morning." "But." said the shrinking maide. "aren't all husbands like that? Pap is not a reporter, and-and yet" But the anxious mother declined t listen. ThiM In a Finney Sketch. Mrs. Wiggles-Can you let me in $2 to do a li-ttle shopping with? Mr. WAiggles-Certainly, my dear, bu I am af raid that $2 will'not he onnugl Here is a twenty dollar bill.-Some: ville Journal. Original and Sudden. Camera Fiend-Shall I take you. M Passee? Miss Passee-Oh, you original mar I-low sudden!-H-ouston (Tex.) Post. Whim(lin;C For Wind. No sooner had we rounded the cap 'haun the wind dropped and we nearl famiie to a standstill. Our "kamudi" 1. e., captaih and steersinan-did tM best lie couldt do f'or us. but in vai We were doomed to drift about som hours without inuch 1)1*r0'ogress. I1 would whistle softly and enticingly C would Change hi.-; tonle aid with poute Iips whistio anlgrily ild icioisly fo it wind that would not come to iel Us 0on. i1av ofivin wonldered whil enn Ihav-e bolet tIle origin of whistlinl for (he wvind. Th-it the customl is o tuidoub,(I 1,r:I-I"hal utility is the firi belief' i ny'll: raoc's of' senlfare'rs. frot thle Enis,h St2n (2itin to thle humbiil .!a:l;y k:unlil. I wais 0n one' th''nsiO very I I r 'uhl sp' l o to byit:i13 n enh in li lhe I ih (I.h:melfor tip ll jwitli in' a pu v.11 of w: und . 11 . t':h %i lt whe :12t': ".il it' erb'cc conli lnenees'ois in \leaim.itoo In No thf2ei' 22 1:w: hi ' e e i faeil up it nuino ol:'': ' hlai-ou expressi mon in lun:' 'i ef i the I (ellency : of thi 1umde If \aisin the win ii lu sheiou line' andwi: n Ibrook' hin mad ii. a objet'lof s-.rision Soon ar minigh ' haukris we lwii' ain tie lite lo itand whIf 1.1g ad Tinen.--Sidn.e; cr liiiksIn Iin' s".\ Naualstikn wirt Si lim taed a sv' e to,a gnl a ,l. ht:.';'.witmhnr. het if0'01 he11 Ias hec swied bolie :o uis121 on coin e umoltgIe< ant oit :Io'i enitiet!hIm. Twey o.ti hecame excelen .lh fi'em.-o ad Mc ne rt!-:t ly !iand hinmn A Defense of SlanW. So far. from being an evidence of a national levity and lagqk of seriousness I slang is the language of sincerity. It I Is the result of an instinctive effort to get as far away as possible from every thing like pretentiousness. It is the I antipodes of bathos. It is the lan guage of the whole people, because it Is expressive Of tle national sense of h1um1or10 th.t l, never 'o keen as when it colteiplates with a joy likewise ) unutteiable the spectacle presented Vy a fake exposed. It is blunt, it is crude, r it Is bruta l solmevtmlll(.s, lbut it is alt ys vierv. It directs against the citad 6l of wvil th iniighty enginery qf laugh L tjr. jj ..- 8 for our nascent abuses di-mat satire of Martial and . I: fazh-d to do for decadent 1Z.oe. i*rofe-sor IIeriman Spencer in ,i i . :' .lagazine. '!ta Study of the Heart. Iis iii iinioirs Adolf Kussmaul re I c.:,lous story of a Heidelberg bank:. ';'his banker was known for his him;zbly, forbIdding manners; con sequen'y I.r. Nuhn, the professor of r anatomy. was much surprised one day I when the b1anker came and sat with him Ii a raIlway car anld, after a pleas ant chat, asked himt all sorts of ques tions, espechilly about the anatomy of the heart. Tle next day he even called by permission in the medIcal depart dment and watclied the professor dis sectilng one of Ihose organs. Then he drove hivne, and a few hours later it t becane known that Ie had committed suicide by skillfully plunging a dagger into his heart. 4A anlly Picture. Copley, the English painter, was com missioned by a wealthy Bristol mer chant to palnt the latter and his wife, "But I want to have my deceased wift introduced as well," he said. The or der was filled, but soon after the pa tron, half in mourning, half in wedding splendor, hurried into the studio. "I have had the miifortune to lose my second wife," declared he. "I wish tc have Included in the portrait the lady A who now take.! the head of my table." The three wives are in the picture. Appiireliension. "Why, yes; mny boy is quite in genious-in faet, lie is so interested i: machinery that I'm afraid he may be conme al inventor." "Afrid ?" "Yes; because, you know, if he should invent anything of value the chances are a hundred to one that somebody else wIll miake all the money but of R It.."---Jukdge. Witinted tihe I,1mit. Jones-If Mr. Oldboy makes any such assertion I will denounce hin as a liar President-Mr. Jones, I call you tc order. Our bylaws do not allow yot to go that far. 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