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THE TRI WEEKLY HERALD Ten Dollars for 3 Months.] Devoted to the bissemination of General Inf)rmation [In Advase. VOLUME I. .NEWBERRY, S. C., MARCH 28, 1865. NUMBER 4. THE Thl-WEEKLY HERALD 'IS PUBLISHED AT NEWBERRY C. 1I., Every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday, By Thos. F. & R. H. Greneker, Terrrs-$10 for three month;, in advance. Ad vertisenhents inserted at the rate of $. for first insertion of twelve lines or less, and $3 for sub sequient iiPertion. bingie insertion of one square $5. The Way to Jeannie's Heart. Where's t-he way to Jeannie's house? Any child will guide you; Or ye- may find the road yourself, The river runs beside you. Where's tie way to Jeannie's heart ? That I canna answer: ..'ereabont or the--eabout, Find it if you can, sir. Is this the way to Jeannie's house ? As straight as you can go, s.r; Down the valley, through the wood, And down the brook below, sir. What's the way to Jeannie's heart ? That I canna say, sir; A lang way up, a wee way-down, In truth, an unco' way, sir. Some on horse, and some on foot, Comies hither many a seore, si ; Wia finds the way to Jeannuie's.heart, Maun brius a coach and four, sir. iucola's Inaugural. The London Punch has received, by U!tra 4rie Telegraph, the Tnug ar: Address of Abe Lincoln, Pre.ident oi the dis-Uuited States, to be delivered on the 4-h of March and publithes it in advance. Here is the pre .cious document: Well, we've done it gentlemaen. Bully for uc.- Cowhiled the Cop peritads consileraby. Non nobis, of crurse, but stl l"recko-, we have had a hind in the glory sme. That re ninds ne of the O!d World story about the hand of gfory, which I take to have been the litub of a gentleman who had been justified on the gallows, and which the witches turned into a patent nagician's lamp, as would lead a burglar s-ife into a::y donicile which he might wish to plunder. We ain't burglars quite t'other; bu-t I fancy that if Uly Gra)t could get hold of that kind and description of thing to help him,into Ri. huirnd, he'd not be so un-Chr stiaan proud as to refuse the hawi of a malefactor. (Right, right !) Well, right or left ha-id, that's no odd's gentlemen. - (Latteh tei.). Now I am a st>vereign of the sovereigi people of this great and united republic for four years next ensuing the late here-i, as F used to say when I was a lawyer. (Yu are, bully for you!) Yes, gentlemen, but you must do something more than bully for mse 'you must tight for mte, tf you please, and whethe'r you please or not. As the old joke says, there's no compulsion, only you miust. Must is for the King, they say ini the rotten' - Old World. . WVell, I'm king, and you -shalr .,he viceroy's - over me. -But I tell you nagain, and in facet I * repeat it, that there't mni's w ork to dio to beat these rebels. They may run awny mIo doubt. As the Irishman sayis, pi nay fly, but thcv're darned onlikely' hirds to do it. They miust be well n' hi ped, giintlemen, an'd I mfust trouble vou for the whipeord. (You shall have it.) ~Rebellio)n is a n icked zhin~g, gentlemen, an awful wicked thing, and thle mere noifienchiting thereof would rmake tay hair staV( don end( if it could be miore stand onender than it is. (Laughter.) Truly aw ful, that it is when it, is p,erformed ign inst * ~iid, free, con,stituitial sway like that 'if the White House, but of cours,; rinht:n jS glorious when pei'petrated agauinst frgirus, erty-l, bloodthirsty old tyrants like G: r.s t.ie Third. We miust pu.nish these rehieis for their. own good, and tos teach them the bul~iing- of this *mighty and transcendental Udon. 4(We will, we will!I) All very tall talking, g.rntlmen, but talking won't take Richmaond. I fit wo uld and there had been six Richmonds in the field, we shoul !ong since hasve took them all. lt Richmond wonaid-fal! !ike Jeri'-ho, bv ever'y zpan.h!owing of his own trumipet, we've brass eg(o!gh in our bandl for that little feat ina coustics. But when a cow sticks, :as Grant does, in the mud, how then ? Great laughter.) * .Incontestah!,gen tlemn,t his great and mighty nation must give her a shovo or.. Shore for Richmnond gentlemen. (That's the talk?) Now .abe't these eternal black Tou expect me to say something t-ucLing thern, though I suppose we're none of us too fond of touching them, for reasons in that case made and provided, as I used to say. Well, listen. We've got them on our hands, thit's a fact, and it reiidnds me of a ni'ger stry. Two of these blacks miet, and one had a 6ne new hat. "When you got dat hai hat, Sam bo '" says t'other. "Out ob a shop, niger," sys Sainbo. "Spex so," says t'Other; "end what might be de price ob dat hat ?" "CTAn't say, zackly, nigger, de shopkeeper did'nt1*p pen to be on de premises." [Loud laught'r ] Well, we've got the niggers, and I can't ex aetly.say-or. at least I don't thiik you'dlike to hear-what might be the price of thte articles.. But we must utilize our hats gtn t1emen. We must make then dig, and fight, thit's a fact. There's no shane in digging, I suppose. Adan digged, and he is a gentleniqn of older line than any of the bloated and slav ish aristocrases of Europe. And 'as for fight ing, they must feel honored at dting that ifw the glorious old flag that has braved for eighty. nine ye:l-s and a hilf, be the saime little mnre or less, the bottle and the breeze. (i.heern.) Yes, a:.d when the rebollion's put down, w'll see what's to he done wiih- them. Per1raps. if the naughty boys down South get ucoinmon contrite h-earts, we may make them a little present of the 'blacks, Axot as slaves, ot coure, but as legal apprenties % ith undefined salaries determinable on ni-condu-t. (Cheers ) -Meantini, zentlemen, I won't deny that niggers are useful il, the way of morn support. They gi%e this here war a holy character; and we i.an call it a crusade far freedomi. . man may call his homse an island if he likes, is has been said by one of :hose fiendish British wiiters who abuse our hvs! i tility b not cracking us up. ( ar wit II England !" Wel, all in g"no- time, gentle men. Let Pur Genierals le:tn t heir busines fir.,t. I (o't blame10 th('m', t!1mid you, that they haven't learned it vet, f.# when a man '-as kept a wvhi.ky sta , or.1 bar, or an nysier ce inr, or an old clothes siop 'or y.ars, lie c:i)t be expected. metely w he p'ut, ou. a uniS)rm, to b, c ime a H -nnibal4 tr a Na jleon. or even a Marlb.orough or a Welling v,n. Likei-e, -they must learn to keep rea sonably sober. Friends at a di-tance will pleas necept thi- intimati-m. (Roars of latughti.r.) When that's done, and the rebels nre whipped, and we are in want of more fighting. we'll see w%+ether Richmond in Engind, where the Q;een's palace of Windsor Castle is sitn"ate, 1% inz and being, is a harder not to crack than Richmond nearer us. (Cheers.. Gentlemen, oe thing more. 'Did you ever I ear the story of the farmer who id b.een in su!tell b-y an exciseman ? "Ile wur so rude," s:id the farmnei, "that I wur olliged to reMou strate %%ith him." Artd to what effect'did you reinorstrate ?" asked a friend. ")Vell, I don't know ahoit effect, but I bent the poker ,so that I was obliged to get a hammer to straight en it." Gentlemen, we must straighten this 1:orious Uniont and the hammer is taxes. (Laughter.) Ypn mny laugh, but you mu.-t p:l. - I don't nican to he hard upon this Inigh t'ration. and our friend Mr. Cobden (cheers) has a!rendv indireeth informed the besot ted masses of British slaves that we intend to ry. pndate "r greenbicks, except to the amount they may be ,worthn ir the tmarket ta hen re demed.' Bit the poker wants a deal oif ham merinitg, nevermheless. and you must payup You'll hear muore about tis fromn a frilend of mrire in the goverinment-, so I only give you the hint, as the man sarid when he kicked his nacie a'osom stnirs. (LaughWter.) I brelieve that's ablorut all I had to say, arnd this ahnighty~ Union will be converted to shine throughtt tie counitless ages a ineffl'e beacon an'd syrn ou of blessed and ever'asting light arnd glotv ifou will only rminid the prove:bh of Sancho Panza, which says,."Pray to God dlevor)tly, andm hammuer on stoutly." (Laughter, cheers, and c:ies o,f 'Bully for you." Mxmm or G1roRGE WAsHIINGlTON.-I'? cannot forbear to recoruunend a rejineal of the tax on the transportation of niewspapers. There isj no rs.,'ree so firm for' the Government as th.? affection of the people, guided by an en li'htned policy nad to this primary good ~ nothing: can c)rnduce more than a faithfinl rep reenttatonl ofi 'pu1ic proeerigs diffrused witcu At restraint throughout the country. NMER.1uF Pol'NDs To A Bt'sHEL. -Of Whfat, so N; Sheled Corn, 56; Corn on the Coh, 70.; Rye, 56; Oats, 32 ; Onions,- 57; 4)ried Apples, 24; Dried Peaches, 83 ; Cator Bean, ; Blue G rass, 14; Buckwheat, 52 ; Barley, 0 ; P''t toLs. 60 ; Bran, ~2C; Mi~over Seed, 6fl; Fax Sevd. 45'; Hemp Seed, 44; Trimiothy' Seed, 45; Salt, 50.. The Loruisville Journal says, "Gen Joe John Stoi is a brother of Edwin Writiam Johnrston, the "Ii Segtetario" that used to write re markably brillint letters for the Louisville Joural A Historical Illustration. When South Carolia was.overrun. by the British in our great revolutionary war of the past century, among many others, Colonels Marien and Ho,:ry, of thal State, without any concert . f action and without the knowledge of eAch other, mounted their steeds and set otit to the northward in search ofsafkty and oftroops with which to fight the bat tIes of their ceountrV. They net to their nutualoisurprise and joy, in the silitary frests of North Carolina. A graph ic accoit f the incidents of ti<i- hegira of the tw o pat' iots is given in H1tirrv's-Liteof Marion. The two exiles hait in ihd shade by the road side to take sonie food, and good old P-ter Hrry gives the following asa palt of tLeir conver.,ation. " shall tiever forget an r xpre .sion," says-he, " ich Mmiion let fall darin: our repast, and which, as tbing. have turned out, clea iv shows what an ittimate acquaintance he [faiiot] had , ithr human nature. I happeneu to' say that our happy days were all gone." "Pshav. florry." replied. Niaritn, "don't give %av to such idly fears. Our happy day are not all gone. On the contrary, the victory is still sure. The enemy, it is true have all the trumps i-n their lands, aid if they had-bul 1he Spirit to play a generous gane, woulb certainly ruin us. But they have no idea il that game; but will treat,he people c! uelv And' that one thing will ruin them, and save Amei ica." When these incidents occurred, Georgih and Carolina had just hee overrun by :hi B1 iti,h.. Svattnah, Chu; eston and Augu,tt had buin recently caltured, All the imne r tant toWns n1l a vast 1rop;ortien Vf thk tcrritory of tht Thi,icen C es i h inii enemy's !inn,6. R I to.-ies, abnied 1 '-. A t ote ICn tryI i .oe, i two COntineital oFhee S V ere i ',,A an i; w,, be.au,e they wore t*e uiif'om w 'h si that they were opposed t, "King G"r:g - At another, 1wuh-t 1id Peter .k:is jeur td i I Wiqec.-owd ol boni r.>.ofsand!ree ;e: ra!s wi ho we(-re uig the die. ioif 1h eurr'enCv, and the f,fly 4 co.ti 1.i-g he v1 at the lmutlie criss roa!s. -The situatio. fr the rehels h.kd de.t-rate. YttoMariuor di-i itot despir. U mler the wise leuph-r,hip the immaortal Wa4big6ov, the despeit fortuntes'< the Colonies %ere retrieved. In dv;e,dence can' ea rs afte ward- thritoui years of struggle 61d h:ood. The .soft shelle( 'bi1h pro-f, nl1 fire side generals becan: .rdent self -zacrifiviig pat: iots %.o 4oon 'as the% had enjoyed the ble.wed crieltio of Biitisl supremacy fr a seaon.-Republican. LrrTEF. GHAVES.--SnCed pI;iees for piirc thoughts d holy meditation, are the littht graves in chiarch aid. 'These are the de positories of' the mother's swectest iys half unfolded buds of innocent 1um1a:ty 1jipped by tbe frost of time, ere yet a carskei Wor M of corruption- has t estled among thel emiryo petals. Callous indeed niost .be th( heart of him % ho can stand by a little grave ide and n6t iave the. honest emo.tions of thi soul aV'akened. to the thoughts of that puritj and joy which belongs alone to G<x1 anc Heaven-for the mute preacher -t hi!eel tvlls of life begun and ended %% ithout stain anid surely if this be vouch:pafed to tmortality how mnuch huolier anid purer must lbe the spiriual land, enlightented by the sun of im inite goodness, whence emanated the soul o tht brief suijourner among os ! Ilow swills the'heart of tite parent 'witl mournful joy w h:ile'standing by the~ earth bet of the l, at li~ttle one ! Mournful, beenuwe sweet tr easure has been t:ukenu anay; joyful hennse that pi ieele,.s jewel glitters 'inr thu diadem of the Redeemer. PATrmorIc.-.ggentlemn of this city has, we learn, u,ade arrangemients buy w hih, trot: i o n pri vate stores, he w ill feed tt.n mer in Gen. I.ee's a:rmy for the. next six mo,nths This 'ighly pat: iotic and liberal condlet i worthy oif all comme!1(ndationi, and shotild servi asan e-xamplde for every one ti imitate-who~ is able to do so. WVe w'ithhuold the zname of thi: iteal spirited cit izenus, for the reason thal wp believe he prefer~ to do th:i% work of groodJ unknow ni to the public. If aulh were like hiun there wvoidd bie no d:uter of .our gallant de feners suffering for the want &f something t( eat. Lynchb'arg Repulblicanl. The Catholic ch;urches of New York'are tc be assessed each $50,000 per unhum: for m:agiicenut cath:edr~al, gn eute--rise in:inated by Archbishop Hughes, and now cherished by his successor. The edilice w ill doubtles' excel anything of the kind north of the city of Mexico. _______ THE latest wrinkIe is the introducne square buttons.. With these the ladies mo:u. plentifilly trim their dr esses. They (no.t thu ladies, but the buttons,) are of all sizes, up, tc an inch square. The hzaut ton is the big button, .abQ~ te.ze a squaeo Qn i checker board, A WhoUsOm Tmn, The following is an extract of' a lettEr to a citizen of Pike County,. Ga., from the Augusta Constitutionalit, and it shows so clearly tf dii A tinction existing between different clasesof peo. pie that we copy it for the becefit of both pir. ~ties: n wh* There is a clasq of people In this county who have been whipp2d' from the com nierc(-ment of the war. Thoy h4ve reniined at h6ne. shielded liy some kind of an exemption, speeulated, ground the fanmilies of the poor sol dier, matde fortimes, and are willing for the war to continue, that they nay pnrque their 'hellish oecnip.ation. They will have a fearful account to i setth- when bur brave joys rpturn holue. Sorde are skulking iibout, keeping out of the army by forged piaper;, and, oiher miserable pretences. They, too, will have their reward. The greater portion of the people, however, in fat* all of tie good cirizens, have done a they could, and are still wifling.to do, and to suf er for the eause' of which they ar4hopeful, bdt nortified at the condnet. of many of those out of the army; never conplaiing at our g3illant boys in the field, hut always at those sway from it.; TIey are willing to continue niaking sacrifes for the good of the country, and should Congress deerf it proper to take a portion of the. slaves betweeu the ages of 18 and 5j) in the field, such men, men who have give i up their sons aird prcer-y wihout a murmur, will yield to the 4o nind cheerMil A Woman with two Husbands te hve often e:l ot roniitie elopemlents, inl wIchO :i*'! Vuggirl hlave runaway 'with eC:;atiali .m: mnt to t'degrent displeasure nd min:fu~ .a o~ f -udy obl pnyns, and in' dna:ad ponarm.-ma .s. We .have -enr.4to. n. i!, ety iwniry ;eqULee of pur Snit ::nw ! t..e ! the uabacoo<ig partis uhe tma t i . ...y l f:eis.-overvd, and- rea eijtim -'.:. .'p..- '. "r-r' l't'uj e n S t s ()6 late 'mit4r us 'o he * m- it; but the case we hvein .. ifes .e hat fron any of S'' ta 1- t f , dier he'longing to tne 2! I - trr.y djoipg duty n We g rimln iu this cit mariied a woman iling a le e i km iwrwhn niready had-&bo&s. P.ua *,e at and liVin, he b. ing a rebel and a p*nera * Cmp Chase, Ohi. The s4lier went to Wis. cnnsin d'ai Z the dmbai , f Otiober, was mus tvred otit if fle serviice. and iminediately re ttu1rner 1a re and - eirt to his w%ife's to Hvi. A few deays ngi, thi rebel who had taken i the onth of ~alegiiaae returned to ,the pigee, n goim to what.he betoeed to be his Own ho', s :urprisedl to find a Yankee ill pos session both of his wife nrfd prop rty. He en. deavored to oust tte Yan4ee and enter his hwu-e once more, iut was uable to effect any tihn, as the wife took sides with her Yankee hu'Nhand, and rt'fu;;1d to lea6 him. The af. fair cnlbinat, 4 yesterday irf a sdit before Jus tiee Alison, brought by-the rebel to, recover 4tie valuek of a cow which he- claimed he had left at home when he went into the rebel ar. m. The Justice tried to make her under tind that her irst hushnd Was her- legal spouse, but she didn't care 'ot that. To eye ry xargnrent of his she retir'ened. "Yes, but I like the Yir-kee the b-st !.* Finding that it was no avail to try ind induce his wife to re taurn to hris betd atr'd homer, the rebel husband' determuined to have'somenathing from the wreck rof his fort unes, aund s:aid tao the Yankee, "Well. you may k..e'n the woman if you ill pty me trent y fihve dollars for the cow." -"I'!l pay it," r(qs ended the <thet,-and the bargain was conchidekd on the sp)ot. After the paymaent at,hme trin dleparted fro-mr the juscice'soffiee. each apparntly sat i-ied with the res~ult. Wives are d(" elm1 aut tVmo.It:'-fi eC dol.lats,'and eve. rv bo(r(t enn :1fford ato ituy or-e at that p~rie b~ut w e titinl thme fir' t hushatsd seted the wi ser pm:1 t in perfen i'g the cow, as throse. are -thme senreer animaals at present.-chattanooga Gazette. CUR FOn IIEADAciE.-A very eutotZ mcth' u of' reducing t'he in tense l'eadache ex .p(eriet et d lby fe'ver yatients ha's been latay ~, pointed out'hy M Gurvon. It ra'nsists simply in reurgextenide' over .tie integunant cOve-in the' teamporal artenies. It conmirts ti e' Vin.t feelitg the temlhet, rather than of the pulse. W hilhst the physician comprew thme vessel, the iatieunt exclaimed, "comme voaus mae starlages,"a and thus indicated the res"lt produce I by diminishing the supply of bIl to the surface of the cranium. WORTH II NovJNG.-An ezChanage declr' thm'ut corn -st alks, itf saved, are fulfly equal ta thre -samae weight of hav. Prepare them by - cult tint int pei0 ces of half an inch in Iength, and place in haogshads. Throw in ,one gal l on of boiling water, coantaining one gill o( sat ; cover the hogr.head with a blankt;. the steam r,wells and softens the icalk. Add a lit. t1, meal and fed the etIl.