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tumorous Department, j Creating a Vacancy.?Bill was looking for work, He had tramped about all day, inquiring at tho different places where there was any possibility of a casual laborer finding a job. At last he came to the great gates of a Factory owned by Messrs. Doolan, O'Connor & Murphy. He asked the foreman if he could give him a Job. "We're full to burstin' wid men now," said the foreman, "but if ycz come qlong tomorrow it's meself that might be givin' a job to ycz." "Right," answered Bill, "I'll be round all right." Then a shade of suspicion entered his brow. "You're not kidding me, are you There really is a chance of a job." "Bless tho man, ain't I lulling ycz. It's like this. We've got a man wid us now who isn't here, and, begorra, if he isn't here tomorrow I'll be atter r,im hp needn't Stop, and it's lUUU Ul??* yourself csm have the Job." I Slight Correction.?Several weeks ago there was an account in the paper of an auto collision. This is the correct version of it: While driving to church, several weeks ago, Sarah P and father was j runned into by a neighbor and over- j thrown. Marion C , aged 14, came up behind and wished to past. At the J sound of the Klaxon the former turned out giving more than half of the road. The latter was driving rather fast and she turned quickly into the road again hence catching the hind wheel of her i car into the front wheel of the former's sending them into the ditch. As the motor of Sarah's car was shut off no I one was hurt and little carnage was j done. Ohe will reach their destination Just as soon if they would observe the rules of car driving.?Prattsburg Ad- i vertiser. Information Sought.?A man was arrested on a charge of robbing another of his watch. It was said that he had thrown a bag over his victim's head, strangled and robbed him. There I was so little evidence, however, that the magistrate quickly said: "Discharged." The prisoner stood still, amazed at being given his freedom so soon. "You are discharged," repeated the magistrate. "You can go." There was still no word from the prisoner, who stood staring before him. "Don't you understand? You have been acquitted. You are free," said his lawyer. "But," stammered the man, "do I ? ?- uu o?? have to give mm duck, jus waivsii . His Answer.?The sergeant-major was reaching the end of his patience in his examination of the recruits' squad. "For the last time," he yelled, going almost purple in the face, "I ask you the simple question, What is a fortification?" Shoulders dropped and with faces void of intelligence as a vacuum of air, the recruits stood fast as a man. No one answered. Hushing up to the most intelligent looking man, the irate N. C. O. bawled: "Tell me, my man, what is a fortification?" . The answer came like a cork out of a bottle: "Two twentifications, sir." One Ship Did It.?One of Judge's prize stories is as follows: An American doughboy, captive to a bochc officer, was questioned. "How many of you American soldiers are there on this side of the Atlantic?" querried the German. 'Oh, about 3,000,000 of lis." "It must have taken a lot of ships we know nothing about to bring all of you over, didn't it?" "Oh, no; only one ship brought us over." , "Only one! Impossible; And what one was that?" "The Lusitania." How it Happened.?"Yes," observed a boastful business man to his actoi friend, "your profession may be a very lofty one in an artistic sense, but thai of a successful merchant is much better. L<ook at me! At the earlj ag*: of 45, retired on my fortune anc presented by my fellow merchants with an illuminated address! Can yoi ' boast of anything like that? Have yoi evev had an illuminated address?" "I have," replied the actor?"once." "When?" asked the merchant. "Why," replied the actor, "when m: lodgings caught tire. A Word Wanted.?A mar: walked int< a garage where his car was being re paired and was heard to r? primand th? garage owner for telling him how ti run his own ear, saying: "This is in; car, and what 1 say goes." A moment later a tired, greasy me chanie looked up from under the ea and said: "For goodness' sake, say en gine.' "?Western Christian Advocat (Cincinnati). Sister Superior.?"Daddy." sai Tommy Jenkins, "this book says the Orpheus was such a fine musician tlui he made trees and stones move." "Your sister Dorothy can beat Oi pheus any day," grumbled the prou parent. "Her piano playing has mac twenty families move out of these fia in the last two months." Civilization.- "What is civilization asks a California writer. It's who you stand on a street corner and wa for 10 street ears, 300 automobiles, motorcycles. 35 bikes, a dozen mot trucks, n few fire engines, the poli patrol, a hurry-up ambulance and funeral to pass before you dare mnl a try for the opposite corner. FORT MILL MATTERS. Two Popular Young People Marry? Personal Mention. Correspondence of The Yorkvillc Enquirer. Fort Mill, July 22.?A wedding of ' interest to a largo circle of friends in this section was solemnized Monday afternoon when Miss Esther McMurray, the youngesY daughter of J. H. McMurray, became the bride of Edward J. Ahem of Greensboro, N. C., the event taking place at the home of Mr. Mc Murray in Whiteville park, and the ceremony being performed by the Rev. R. H. Viser, pastor of the Fort Mill Presbyterian church. The bridal couple loft on the northbound evening train for points in the East, and will return to Greensboro, where they will make their future home. Among the guests from out of town were: Miss Margaret Massey of Itock Hill; Dr. and Mrs. Leroy McMurray of Fernnndlna. Fla.; Miss Julia Smith of Lan' caster; Mr. and Mrs. Joe McMurray of Hlacksburg; Miss Louise McMurray of I Washington, D. C.; Mr. and Mrs. J. W. Wylcy of Greensboro, N. C., and Mr. and Mrs. Clarence McMurray of | I lock Hill. Despite the fall of a heavy rain late In the afternoon Tuesday, at the time when lunch was being spread on tables on the church lawn, the members of the Sunday school of the Fort Mill Baptist church enjoyed very much their annual picnic, the several pooms of the church building l>eing used to serve the lunch. W. B. Southorland of Greenville. S. C., was a visitor for several days of the past week in I" jrt Mill. Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Ooodson of Allendale, S. C? were recent guests in the home of Mr. and Mrs. Charles F. Rogers. Dr. T. O. Grigg spent several days of the past week in Shelby, N. C., where he was called by the serious "illness of his father, Dr. M. W. Grigg. James Young is spending his vacation in the mountain resorts of western North Carolina. Mrs. J. M. Dewstoe of Charlotte, was a guest during the past week of Mrs. ' Sue Spratt. MERE MENTION Reginald Dunn and Joseph O'Sullivan were sentenced to death Tuesday for the murder of Field Marshal Sir ' Henry Hughes "Wilson, who was shot ] in front or nis nome on r^aiun inavc last month. The men were convicted after trial in the Old Bailey. ? The James C. Furman Hall of Science at Furman university, Greenville, was gutted, by Are Wednesday morning. The damage is $40,000. Steps will be taki i at once for the re-erection of the building. Fruit Jars? There is some fruit this season?Can All You Can can?We have the FRUIT JARS in all sizes, and also have Extra CAPS for Mason and K-Z Seal Jars, and also Rubbers and Fruit Powders. BOLL WEEVIL MOLASSES? Wc have a molasses that will please the taste of the Boll Weevil?The price 22 1-2 CTS. a Gallon. WHITE HOUSE VINEGAR? llavc a barrel of this splendid highrrr.<?A,\ von 1 emir Vinofrnr fiO OTK. n. gallon?You furnishing" the-jug or other container. SEE US for AUTO TIRES?Right in Quality and Right in Price?all sizes. W. F. JACKSON Mackorell-Fcrgu3on Co.'s Old Stand. I , Cheap Protection IN 1008, 15 years ago, a man 45 years of age, applied for and obtained a policy for $-',000, Ordinary Rife, in the MUTUAL. IiENE FIT. The contract premium was $74.1C annually, or $1,112.40 for 15 years. The dividends | amounted to $235.64, making the NET annual cost for $2,000 insurance $58.45.! If the assured should decide at the end ! . of the 15th year that he wants to dis- \ continue the insurance he can get i $654.54 in CASH for his policy, which would be $222/42 less than he had paid j out and would figure his PROTGC- j TION to have cost him $7.41 per $1,000 1 per year. Is that not cheap prolec- J tion? Whether it is or not, NO OTH- ' ER Company has been able to duplicate it. SAM M. & S. E. GrKIST DISTRICT AGENTS 0F We also write Fire Insurance. ; Place Yo ) p I VI To ill ISiunn is a si The i Tlic Shoul \ye i'c ancc l Camp I I Phone 15 4\\ Fight the Weevil with I Calcium Arsenate we have it . CLOVER DRUG STORE Quality and Service. Phone No. 2 CLOVER, S. C LET US DO YOUR DDCCrDIDTmM WADlf niLoum null 1? uiiiv When your doctor pives you a Prescription, BRING IT TO US and we will SAVE YOU MONEY and pive you the BEST of Drups, properly compounded. TJSLL YOUR DOCTOR TO SEND US YOUR PRESCRIPTIONS. If You Waiit Any Doctor In town, PHONE No. 31 and we will pet him for.you. ALWAYS KEEP US IN MIND. Mackorell Drug Co. NEAR THE COURTHOUSE. | Crowds! Croi $ Folks Have Come From ? West to Attend This * and Have Gone Baci S With Bargains and I * That They Had Been 1 I FEINSTEIN'S EMERC You'll do the same when ?* ^ ? ferings we arc putting ow & Sale lasts only One More | SOME OF MANY a ? LOOK! HAMILTON'S BEST III X C.OOD STRAW TICKING?Yard $ 27 Inch PERCALES?Yard X HEAVY CHEVIOTS?Yard A 36 Inch GOOD SHEETING?Yard MEN'S and LADIES' HOSE? l'aii X Men's HEAVY OVERALLS, with X Ladles' Fine ORGANDY DRESSE .1. Men's' Hanes, Cooper's and Hatch SUITS?All sizes?At Suit . ? DHESS GINGHAMS?values to 20 X At the Yard - - 32 Inch DRESS GINGHAMS?25 y terns?At the Yard X One Bin Lot LACES?values to 10 | One Big Lot Ladies' HOUSE DRE One Bia Lot 50 Cts. TIES?At Men's DRESS SHIRTS in prettv V Men's BLUE SERGE All Wool C X BOXED STATIONERY?10 Cts. v A DYANS1IINE Silo ! ; POLISH 50 One Rip Lot Ladjes' VOILE WAR Just Received a New Shipmcr $ WAISTS?$1.00 and $2.C0 Vn ? A New Shipment of Tr ? Them. Big Reductic tions, Shoes, Clothing i Come and See for You I NATHAN FE1NSTE v | YORK, S. C. THE STORE TH i > A ?* % ????po? m ii.-amwi en?? iww?rn? ? ur Order T 1 sure delivery of a new FOI icr's use. FORI) ears are lia lortagc throughout the count rices of FORI) cars have no ouring still sells at '.f403.()0 e; d vou not care to ]>av all ci commend our THRIFT FL 10 when ear is delivered ami 1 pel1 month, which includes for on ryear, in fact evcryth bel!-Matth< 1AA PER CENT 1 AUU REAL VALUE! i IT ADDS TO YOUR CAR to have it; Newly Painted and Varnished. To all appearances you have a New Car with a different culor, if preferred. No matter how good the condition of your Auto, appearances are against it when it needs Ke-painting. We use the finest coach paints and line varnishes and when it leaves our shop it looks like NEW. Try us. JOHNSON'S painLOP JAS. A. JOHNSON, Manager Auto Painters, Body and Top Builders, ROCK HILL, S. C. FRICTION X 1V1V X I\/i 1 YOUR GREATEST ENEMY ?UNLESS You change the oil In your motor at least every five hundred miles. : Drive in and try SINCLAIR OILS IIDEDTV SERVICE LIDLIUI STATION SERVICE CAR TEL. 84 : tt r t I Lrowasj vds! I ? North, South, East and Great Emergency Sale, $ ; to Their Homes Laden * Rejoicing Over the Fact ? to ? IENCY SALE, YORK ! V you come and see the of- X t every day. Hurry! The X Week: * * ? GREAT VAfiUES: * CKORY SHIRTING?Yd. 20 CTS. X 8 CTS. 8 CTS. f 15 CTS. X 9 CTS. 7 CTS. v Elastic Hack?Pair $1.00 X S, values up to $7.(to?At $3.48 A One-Button UNION 89^ :: i Cts?Pretty Patterns? 12^ | Cts. values?Pretty Pat- 15$ | Cts.?At the Yd". 4 CTS. X 5SSES?Each! 93 CTS. 2^ CTS. luitterns?$1.25 vulues 98 CTS. *j* OATS?At Each $4.93 X aim ?-At tin Box 5 CTS. A Cts. value?At 25 CTS. JTS?values to $2.00?At . 69 CTS. > tt of Ladies' WIRTHMOR y lues?Special at 79 CTS. and $1.69 X nnks and Suitcases?See * ins in all Dry Goods, No- * it Etc. J rself and Be Convinced. * IN'S DEPT. STORE f AT UNDERSELLS YORK, S. C. $ ?X?XmXmXmX*<?X"X"X**XmXhXmX?,X* 1 i I dday! ?D car for tliis r<l to get, there ry. t advanced yet. isli, fully equipisli on delivery, AX. You pay 1 the balance at interest, insuring. ?ws Co. Clover, S. C. | i||j Our Wonderful 11 g| Semi-Annual p Clearance Sale . f? Ml NOW ON . . The Biggest and Best Sale ||jji 11 j we have ever held. Every- M1 || | thing in our entire stock at M Si Clearance Sale Prices ? ?| Men's Clothing || I!! : Our Entirestockof'Men's and Boys' ^ W | Clothing at Sale Prices , i ? ^ t _ ? fDry Goods, Notions Millinery ;,P, ' fj" Ylfll ' ' v 'IT p j@| Our Entire stock of Dry Goods, Notions and Millinery at < SAL^^ES" ig; @) Our Entire stock of Shoes to go at @ kEf i Clearance Sale Prices t?] j I' COME I S Let us Show You our Bargains. f|fj ||f They are even better than you j|g'1 r. PvXn I g ^ would expect to find ' ||jj j ^ ' ^ELLS ^ F0R LESS ^ 11???s j I i i7,?"f ^.i - ^ irr~X-^ ja 52&421& _ fiS i