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?mmormt$ Jrpnrtmrnt. When Teacher Collapsed.?It was In the little but overcrowded classroom of nn East Side New York public school. The teacher looked out upon a group of eager faces as she put the question: "Ami now, children, can any of you ' tell me what is a stoic?" Only one hand went up. "Does only Abie Glutz know what a i stoic is?" * "Well, Abie, tell your classmates vwhat is a stoic?" "Please, teacher," said Abie triumphantly. "A stoic is a boid whot brings in th' babies."?Judge. Varying View-points.?A successful Chautauqua lecturer, who is also a lawyer, was presented to his audience ds follows: "I am very glad to introduce to you, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. B., who will give his lecture, 'The Trial ; of Jesus from a Lawyer's Standpoint.' I can imagine only one lecture which might prove more interesting to this audience than the one announced. That would be 'The Trial of a Lawyer from o??iwinnint "i?in Everybody's Magazine. The Real Attraction.?"Did you sec the governor while you was in town?" asked an acquaintance. "Nope." replied Gap Johnson, of Rumpus Ridge, recently returned from his travels. . "I heerod he was there some'rs, hut down on th^ corner was a Jellcr taking baseballs, butcher knives, live rabbits, money, and so on, out-of a boy's nose and i>ockets. and selling tapeworm remedy between times. I didn't have no time to hunt up no? p'tu?governors." Exhausting the Supply.?"Pears like I never heered such a cu. sing as that felley gave you!" commented an acquaintance, . "He shore read, yore title clear and wropped it around you so it won't come off. Why didn't you come back at him?" "How could I?" returned Huck Bueklebv. of Straddle Ridge. "The infernal scoundrel was twice as well educated as me, and before I had a chancet he used up all the cuss words I ever knowed and a lot more that I hadn't even hc-ered of." Chips and Blocks.?Sir Philip Cibbs looks extremely young to be the father of a nineteen-year-old son. "I had an interview with President Harding shortly after my arrival in America," he said, "and I introduced my son. The president was very much surprised. He said it reminded him of the time when Justice Day, who is a very little man, introduced his son, who is six-footfour, to Chief Justice White. The Chief Justice looked at this pair and said, 'A block of the old chip, I guess.' " ?The Christian Register (Eoston). Cheering Her Up.?Young Wife.? "Oh, I am so miserable; my husband has been out all the evening, and I haven't the faintest idea where he is." Experienced Friend?"My dear, you mustn't worry. You would probably be twice as miserable it you did know."?London Opinion. Her Wish.?It seemed to Rosabellc ' * * ^ t that arternoon mai sne was uimn every turn. It was "No" this and "No" that, till at length she began to cry, angHly exclaiming to her mother between sobs: "I wish 'No' was a swear word, mamma, so's you couldn't say it!" The Bright Side.?"They are doing 'most everything by the radio telephone now," said Mrs. Field In the midst of her reading. "Yes," replied Farmer Field, "but thank goodness, the Hons, can't kiss babies and send their confounded garden seeds by wireless." His Place.?"Who's your most prominent citizen?" inquired a recently arrived guest. "The Hon. Thomas Rott," promptly replied the landlord of the Petunia tavern. "By common consent the First National bank corner is reserved for him to loaf on." Catching.?Prisoner charged with checkraising said bootleg whisky made nun see nouuic. "How long have you been in jail?" asked the judge. l * "Ten days." ' "Ten days more," said the court. "I se? double, too."?Los Angeles Examiner. Defined.?The visitor was examining the class. "Can any little boy tell me what a fishnet is made of?" he Inquired. "A lot of little holes tied together i ty'j/1) strings," smiled the never-failing I blight ooy.?Wesleyan Advance. ' * Put of Stock.?Customer in music | stoic: "I would like to see a few instruments, please?a harp, a guitar and a lyreo" Boy, recently reprimanded: "I can show you the harp and guitar, sir, but the boss is out!" Their Benefactor.?"What, Madame New rich, do i see- a portrait of the kaiser in your house?" "But did we not always regard him as the originator of the war: thence of our fortunes?"?Les Hommes du Jour (Paris). The Gift Supreme.?"You have a better home, nicer cloth >s and more playthings than Jimmy Jones," said the mother reproachfully. "I know, 1111.11, but he can wiggle hia ears." i MASONS TO ERECT The magnificent memorial Cetnetery, Alexandria, Va., by th 230 feet deep and 200 feet high i room containing many relics of 1 of Alexandria-Washington Lodge. EQUALITY IN PALESTINE j British Government Wants a Fair Deal For Ail. . ARABS HAVE NO REAL GRIEVANCE Obieet of the Mandate Not so Much I to Establish Jewish State, as to Reg- j ulate the Strife Between th/s Followers of Three Great Competing Reli- i gions. A. G. Gardnei in New York World. London, July 8.?Great Britain's policy of equal opportunity for all creeds in Palestine will prevail. The action of the house of commons in crushing the opposition to the Rutenberg concessions dismisses the likelihood that there will be any serious departure from the present plans. The formidable attack in the house of lords and in the commons upon Zionism has ended in fiasco. During- the war Balfour committed England to the undertaking that the Jewish return to Palestine would be its policy when hostilities ended, fn accordance with that promise, England, in assuming the Palestine mandate, adopted a scheme to promote that end. The object was not to establish a Jewish state. That was impossible in view of the predominance or tne AraD population ana uisu w cause of the fact that Palestine contains the holy places of three competing religions, Christian, Jewish and Mohammedan. In the circumstances the mandatory power was aimed, not at giving Jews preference, but in establishing a just, impartial state where Jews, equally with Arabs and Christians, would find a secure home. Noted Jewish Governor. The first governor was a distinguished Jewish statesman, Herbert Samuels, a mun of the highest character and ability who fdled the office with conspicuous wisdom and justice. There has been a strong under-current of opposition in England; of antiSemitism abroad and of anti-ltritish influence among certain Catholic powers. It was alleged that during the war the Allies promised the Arabs self-government. This was only conditional on their support of the Allies and the Palestine Arabs did not sup port their cause. On the other hand the undertaking to the Jews was absolutely specific. The fulfilment has not injured the Arabs. It has given them eqtia rights with Jews and Christians. It has been alleged, however, that tin Samuels administration favored tin Jews in regard to concessions and land ]K)licics. There is no evidence that this criticism is justified. The assault focused on a concession to M. Rutenberg, a Rusisan Jew, to develop electricity through the water resources of Palestine. The fact that he is a Jew was seized upon with great indignation. The fact that he was a Russian Jew was shocking. There came a furious attack in the house of lords. Kfforts were made to overthrow the concession and every vulgar prejudice was exploited. Tne fight was transferred to the house of commons, and there the anti-Zionists met their Waterloo. r??x 1?i u.. ru..?^u:n L/CIUIIUCU U/ WIIUI VIIIIII Replying to the attack, Winston Churchill showed that the colonial office hud closely scrutinized the proposal. Under it the Palestine government controls prices and limited profits, Rutenberg himself is a mar of genius and high character. No one denies the necessity for the development of the water power of Palestine. No one thinks the Arabs are capable of such development. They reap the advantage with the rest from th< enterprise. 11 was suggested that a Jew should not have been favored with the concession and that the business should | belong to England. SSui h a selfish sug- j gestion destroyed the bona fides of the case and the tejnj>er of parliament showed little sympathy with the anti- j Semite spirit. This is remarkable in a house so reactionary as the present. The division was almost sensational in its emphasis, only thirty-five supporting the attack with fit vot ing I ! the government. The result was the i most crushing of defeats for the tint; Zionist movement. Arabs Have no Grievance. There is no doubt mistakes have I MI- * ft y ~ EDIFICE HONORING GEOF sss^Bmsamtom:^s^^mimasiz^^w^^iy85?:sii5 *''?' %>' . ' ' * 1 Copyright, Gcorgo 1 to Gcorgo Washington to be drected on e Masonic Orders of the United States, tnd will cost $2,000,000. A feature of hi Washington's time, including those conn been made under the mandate, but it Is clear that the Arabs have no real grievance unless equality of treatment be a grievance. On the contrary, they stand to benefit from the development of the country and the 1 Kneiul order introduced. So far as the | Jews are concerned, their claim to | < national rights in Palestine is indis- i putable. The experience of the new regime ' on the whole has been entirely grati- i fying and the view strongly is heard 1 in England that a national horn" for J the Jews will tend ultimately to les- 1 sen the ground for hostility now wide- 1 spread. Palestine itself cannot fail to prosper under an administration which for the first time provides se- ] curity of life and equal laws under j a capable enterprising government. t Any attempt to upset the system ( would be a crime not only against \ the Jews but against Palestine and the best interests of the whole \vc*id. . * * ' *i Styles in Tombstones.?Styles in j tombstones change as well as gayer;*! fashions, and even the short history ol ; *1 America baa witnessed profound ] changes in what dealers in monuments ,j like to call memorial art. The slate slabs, surmounted by round cherub <j faces or grimly grinning skulls, crude- *j ly carved, which still mark the graves .j of the Pilgrim eld rs in Oermary bury- 's ing ground at Boston, tlie cemetery at Plymouth, and h, other old New Cng- *t lund graveyards, are in austere con- j trast to the lofty obelisks and huge 'j sarcophagi of the last century which ^ are seen in more pretentious come- ^ teries. Tombstones of today are of neither type, according.to H. C. Wita- ? k'cr of the Monumental News, Madison, Wisconsin. i Tombstones erected between ISrtO | and 1S73, Mr. Witnker says, were im- | posing in sii.e, hut whatever dignity j| they had was orten marreu oy tneid ridiculous verses inscribed on them. I| Such verses are no longer in vogue, | remarks Mr. Witaker, who adds that , < the taste developed in recent years 2 discards pretentious stones in favor of i J small tombstones of exact proportions 4 and plain lettering. His Livestock.?Assessor?What live ^ stock have you? Farmer?Let me see. Two tractors, J three horses, nine cows and a ear. 11" I,?i? ? ??? I WtlMWMMCanMtWtMMUMWIinill I I ? I1OTIK?UWI? ??MM?? D 1, I IVULIV JL Saturday, mmmnmwmmmmwmm ? rwr?tar?? Entire stock t( cash to the Hi Tomorrow, 1< Auction will stock is sold Rock H lis tGE WASHINGTON. ' '* ' ' " i 3 . ..... >.. w** Washington Masonic National Memorial. Arlington Ridge, near the National The edifice will be ICO feet wide, storic interest will be a museum ected with his services as Mast >" . . i LOOKING HIM OVER (Continued'Prom Page One.) "i . No doubt he has it right now. He always furnished the bond for blind ti Rors and other croons. 'in, no, nu loesn't do it directly. He'll give the money to some other person and have that person appear before the proper luthorities with the money. He hires awyers for most of those who get in trouble around Hock Hill. lie never ippronrhcft the lawyer directly?always through the medium of another jerson. Takes No Chances. "He takes so chances of getting into ime light 'himself. He knows how to manage that. We know he is the biggest crook of all the Hock Hill tough >nos; hut there has never been a thing ,vc could hang on him. Every blind I % I Statement of [ Bank of ? CLOVER. < June 30t ? ; Condensed from Report t< ; Resou \ Loans and Discounts * Liberty i>onds . '* Furnildre and Fixtures.... > Cash and Due from Bank > > Total .. ! Liabil > Capital ....'. > Surplus and Undivided V > Deposits > [Jills; Pnviddo Customers' .Bonds* and In Total : M. L. Smith, President III I ! ! HIIIIIMI HI I I II?CMW? Stock of the iill Fornitu Beginning .Inlir 1F%. aI o be sold AT A ghest bidder. 1 0 a. m., 2 p. m continue until 1 ? 9 ? ill Furnit BPWinM?JMIX IH IH??TMtf? IBNIMHMBMimMI tiger and sneak thief in town knows liini and knows that he is there to aid if lie gets in trouble. "None 01 them try to double cross him. They always bring him the lion's share of the profits from the sale ot booze. A fellow of pleasing and affable manner, well educated, good natured and polite, he's a slippery proposition. "But," concluded the officer, who is wise in the ways of crooks, "some of these days his schemes will go wrong; his organization will tumble and shortly afterwards he will be ergaged in making little rocks out of big ones. You can write his story and give his name some'day.1' \ ' The Sex of the Planea.?When the negroes of Stanley Pool saw the fir.st two airships of the Belgian postal service land in the Congo region, their first impulse was to run away. How ? ? V?o uniform / .f UII tilK- UIIIIVI IM w. the officers who descended from thp apparatus, they immediately returned. The next day their fear had completely disappeared. Why should they be afraid of these big birds? Were they not tamed by the white man? For they were surely a couple of birds; and without hi si tat ion they pointed out the male bird and then the female. Asked by what they could distinguish one from the other, they replied that it was not difficult. The birds did not know the country; the mule bird descended first, then he called his female, that came down to land after him.# ft is Mr. Louis Franrlc, minister of the Belgian colonies, who told this story at the Sorbonne. i Indians from Montana, Califor nia and British Columbia will join the Yakiina Indians during a big linli carnival hold at Prosser, Washington, to celebrate the victory of the Yakimas over the state of Washington. For years the state has tried to exclude the Indians from spearing salmon at the falls as the fish are on the way up the river to spawn. Thp Indians, beaten in state courts, went to the Supreme court of the United States and their case was upheld by the highest court in the land. Salmon caught In this manner is dried and smoked for winter food. *>*K"XMX?XMX*XMX^X"XMX"X": Condition of Clover i - - S. C. f h, 1922. f o State Bank Examiner: |j rces: || - ..~.$4(54,397 18 ? - 58,250 59 I 4,120 25 I s ; 72,871 49 | $599,639 51 I ities: I $ 30,000 00 I 'rofits - 34,187 2 f - 454,(>05 94 | 25,000 00 I L- 1 ' " QAH OQ 1 irrt'M .. 9j*jj uiw ? - w j $599,639 51 | J. A. Page, Cashier I = i ire Co. 1 l 10 a. m. mmmmmemuBauaMMeaammtmmmmmmmmBmmmmsm lUCTION for Hours of sale: l. and 8 p. m. the damaged ! inwvranHOHWiaiavvMaaMi ure Co. it* Germany launched more shipping ! during 1G21 than in any previous year of her history. imiiiimimimiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmiiim I FEINS' I GREAT EM I SALE NOW II FIFTEEN DAYS OF SI SAVINGS STAR' = It's the Great Sale That ] And That Every Or THE CROW People Plan Long beforehand and This, the Great Event of the IT LASTS FI] ' 2 Each day will be a sreat day and turcs in the form of FINE APPAI = This announcement is = of the JJroad Scope aiul = Sale rather than Details = The People of York Knoi STEIN'S has Consider this in the light of a = Come Expecting Bargain I NATHAN FEINSTE1 =j THE STORE THAT UNDER YORK. S. C. EVER' | TiiisiiiiiiiuiiiiiiiiiKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiatniiiiii ! iiiiiieiiiieifiiiiiiiindciiiiiiiiiuiiiiiuiiiiifii I AND STILL E OX JUNE 27. 1922, II. Keith CI ;3 tunl Benefit Life Insurance C?ni|)ui H Quattlebaum, Local Agent at HIm ? Chock for $44,894.18 to Mrs. Buclai 5 on the her husband, JOSE 3 policies?one fur $10,000, issued Jul ,5 MO issued July 24, 1920. The origir S 82. When the SECOND PREMIUM .5 Josey was BANKRUPT financially ,5 tlebaum went after him and shOwec = THE PKKMIUM BY LOAN except E siderable .difficulty he managed to 5 another year. HE DIED MAY 31, ? 20, 1922; the Company's check was |S ED to Mrs, Josey JUNE 27. Thi: jjjj Josey been insured in ANY OIHF |E his beneficiary would not have HEC > pie reason that no other company < E ward settling the second premium j ? otherwise, because he was worst 5 considerable trouble in getting up = TEED by the MUTUAL HEXEKll S icies when issued. i! WE HAVE facsimiles of the J 3 histoiy of the case. You can have IE you can afford to buy life insurant = TUAL BENEFIT? All Mutuul He 15 ?sts of policy holders the same way Z or lose their positions with the C< ? slogan of the Company through ti 5 SEVENTY YEARS. SAM M. & S. EARLE HiHiiiiiiiiiimmmiiiiiiiiiiHiiiinnHiiiiiiii II Some Ma ? S THINGS THAT WE I || AMOUNT C $ M Li ny 0 thers That V/eW 11 5 CENTS ? j % 1 Paper good 1 )ress Pins I? 1 Doz. good Pearl Button 11 1 Pair Ladies' Black Hos \S 1 Spool Conts's Cotton : A 1 OV ii i< 1 I liw-lr Trnvnl 1$ 2 Ladies' Handkerchiefs . I? 1 Package Ladies' Hair I % WHAT YOU CAN E 1 X 1 good quality Ladies' A ( 1 Paii* Ladies' Cotton Ho *k 1 Pair Men's Socks * 2 Hemstitched Men's llai | 4 Ladies' 1 landkerchiefs . $ i Yard Curtain Yet || 2 I lair Yets X 1 vard Dress Ginghams .... t .1 yard Voile 2 *; ONE BIG COUNTER 01 On this Counter you will '4 hams, good Aprin Gingh * inch I'nblc.-ichcd Paiania 4 Sea Island, etc. V | ONE BIG COUNTER * UP TO 25 y X On 1 his Counter you will % o(i inch Percales, good h | day Shirts, fine woven Si :j: HOSIERY DE * Children's Socks?all coh ? Children's 15-4 length Soe X colors?Pair * Ladies'Cotton Hose?wli $ 5.10,15,1!) '4 Ladies' Pure Thread Si I '{' all the wanted shades X 98 CI | KIRKPAIRII X AiT The rainbow trout has been successfully introduced into the streams ^ of Louisiana. miiimmiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiimi rEiN's ! iERGENCY ! GOING ON 1 3NSATI0NAL SUPER | rED JULY 13TH 2very One Awaits te Talks About So Much. | DS COME 1 Travel Great Distances to Attend Year IS FTEEN DAYS ! every day will have its New Fca- S FHEL Thrillingly Underpriced. ; intended as a reminder 2 General Features of the 5 d Description. w That When FEIN- I J i a SALE IT'S A SALE ! | i promise and then tell everybody. ^ ls and You'll Find Them. = N'S DEPT. STORE I SELLS EVERYTHING FOR = 'BODY YORK, S. C. iiiiiiiiiiiimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimiu niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiifiiiiiiiKiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii ANOTHER I a wrles,' District A^ont for the Mu- S iy, Timmonsville; S. C., ami D. A. 3 lopvllle, delivered the Company's ~ i Josey In .settlement of insurance Zjjj I'll C. JOisEY. There were two 3 ne 1, 1920, and the other for $3(5,- S lal premiums amounted to fl,K29.- ? IS WERE DUE LAST YEAR Mr. = ' and also physically. Mr. Quat- S I him that he could SETTLE ALL 5 $113.94, which amount, with con- S raise, and was issued receipts for 3 , 1922. Proofs were sent in JUNE 2 issued JUNE 23, and DELIVER- = i is another case where had Mr. S :r company in the world = ,'EIVBD ONE CENT, for the aim- = would have loaned him a cent to- 2 , and lie could not have raised it 2 ? than bankrupt and experienced ? X 113.94. the loan qua ran- = ' was guaranteed In his pol- 2 j= foscy cheek and on the bock is a 2 one on request. DO YOU think 3 "> "'iOinnt invouHorntincr thn MIT. a ncilt Agents look after the Inter- jS Mr. Quattlebnum did Mr. Jogey's ? impany. SERVICE has been the ~ t ill its various managements for 5 GRIST, Dist. Agents iimimnHnmimimiiHiHiiHHiiHniiiniiI of the | my. | I AVE FOR A. SMALL X >F MONEY | X ill Not Mention Just Now $ 5PECIALS * d 5 CTS. $ J is 5 CTS. % c 5 CTS. ? J 5 CTS. >; A 5 CTS. $ 1 5 CTS; ? I >insj 5 CTS. | 1 UY FOR 10 CENTS f 1 ;st - 10 CTS. | so 10 CTS. % : 10 CTS. ? ulkcrcliiefs 10 CTS. $ _ 10 CTS. i) 10 CTS. % 10 CTS. % l 10 CTS. ? ... 10 CTS. | ? goods at 10 cents | fiiul good Dross Ging- ?! Jims, Figured Voiles, 3d $ Check and 38 inch fine ? of goods values f i cents | find 32 inch Ginghams, ? J eavy Shirting for every f rpiod Madrass. $ ipartment | n's, 15, 19, and 35 Cts. | ks?plain and i'anev ? ... 35 CTS. and 48 CTS. | lit o, black, brown? ? , 25 OTS. U|> to 75 C'TS. ? ^ k Hose?Black and ? v > ? Y 'S., $1.48, $1.98 and $2.50 ? CK-BELK CO. | ! v v v v W vv vv >% ;*