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# w?. ^ t x ' . - . ,y7 ' ' tumorous Jfpttrtwwit. ~How Jhl Kn?w .?A new school teaoher^vyas hnxious to knrtw . wttyjijon of tirnpres*ion she ha<i made pp,tfhe rest of the staff. One day she happened to be imthfe principal's office when - W.m i... ^ , , L he with another leacnerp, , The newcomer quickly slipped J>ehlnd a screen. . , ... ;jqst a# she hoped, they were discussing her und her methods, "fto y'oy know what history, Miss ? teaches?" asfced the principal. 1 "ph. ancient,'.' was the reply. ? The principal grinded. _'*\Vhjhfof course,"...',^e said. ' I ' should : .h*yfe m'ufb.aj iViat frnm looks." * I v?ic? v - ,? * ' Wot That Cold.?A Scotsman stepped into one of the Edinburgh.. j*lK?pe and eske<J to be shown a certain klpd of oreecoav.. ., '.... , .,,.^1^ "How much?" tjje, asked tlie shopman. j ' "Five guineas," was the repljr4i . \ "Nothing doing. Take it away," said the Scotsman grimly. . J". "Why, you can afford that,'' the shopman said, unwilling,.to lose tlic sale. ? * . uAy?V'Jti can," replied the Scotsman, "but I'm not that cbld." Would Make No Diffo'rohoi*?la a a workshop the men were dlscusslrtgithe . changes of the horses in a foHheoming race, to the bewilderment of}, a youth who was entirely unacquainted with the intricacies of racing form. "Well," sold one man; "I rather-like so-and-so." ' "But." interjected another,1 "that's been scratched." '* *' ' "'M Th-> youth said, innocently/- "Well, what of that? I dont duppose.ma scratch will make much difference to a really good horse." * . ?! ? V--C ! . Ah!?"Why did you leave your bwt place?" inquired an employer, of. an applicant for employment. vUv "I was discharged for good behavior, sir." replied the applicant. " V . " "Discharged for goo<l behAvio?!" exclaimed the employer. "I never heard of such a thing!" ' 'I') i "Oh, but it's true, sir, I assure yoy;" said the man; "I had eighteen mo'ftha taken off my time for good conduct." ^ I ? ? a. Why Not??The new floorwalker!'ln one of the downtown stores had jbst been called down. Wl ' "You know, I'm very new, on ydhV Job," he said.. ' "Yes." replied lire superltiton(|i!tot, "but please "remember tflgt our e*ety?. tive and advertising officers ftre; in'the rear ot the ' Store. and when a man wants to know where the. publicity department |p don't send hlfti to the ladies'"hosiery,, coy nter." .. i, 2 L 1 ?"? ' ? I WoVfdor.^A ql^fgyman who was nailing up '.a refractory creej>er observed^ lad watching* htm a long tloif with obvious interest. "n " . ' U "Well, my young friend," he said, smilingly, "are you trying to get: a hint or two on gardening?" "No," vwild the-youth. j;i,; "Are yoU surprised to see me working like this?" ? ' . * "No. I'm :Waiting to see whaj;,, a parson says ^when he hammers, his thumb!"""' *" Had Qeod .Tradi.?A farmer was paying his. first vJ4|t. to,the seaside. He inqnlrod of a boatmun if he oooid htve a bottle of sea W;.tcr i? lake 1 li? ~i. Vl? UAA hMnl J1U1UC Willi Ull.;, ill* mo n >1.0 i ikvu nvi*t ?? that ltf was good for rheumitlsfin. "Certainly,1' -replied the boatrttah, and charged him a quarter. - ' I-ater1 on at low tide He returned to the boatmnn for another bottle, and exclaimed: "Gosh! Haven't' yop done a big trade Since 1 was heiv tbie morn* ing!" . 4Uk. | One Litt'e Letter.?This rtlcsftage was handed to the local "ctib'' telegraph operator lr. Yates Center to be sent in:' 'foundation under freighthouse needs Attention at one?." llut he accidentally changed fi fe "t" to "1" and the office In St I?uis rocHved this: "Found a lion under the freighthouse: needs attention at opce." The answer cam?-bach to Y^tes'Center: "Feed the llon< and'notify the live stock department." Wits.?Mrs. Nagntem: "Ulchard, your manners are getting worse." Today. at Mrs. Smith's. 1 sAW you take out your handkerchief ax:d wipe your chair before you sat down. And, tforst of all, their darling little^ Boy was watching you." Mr. Nagatem: "Yes, my dear, and I was watching the darling little boy, too. I'm too old a bird to be caught on that bent pin stunt." The English Diech?A Scotsman was dying in a hospital. The doctor asked him if he thought anything would do him good. _ "Yes." said the ^cot. "1 should like to hear the bagpipes once again. .. The bagpipes were played for hi# for halt an hour. lie recovered. Hut all the other patients, who,were Kng-" lish died. * - ' Correct!?Teacher: "Can any boy tell me what comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb?" Hilly (aged nine): "I'lease, sir. I k now." Teacher: "Well. Hilly, what is it*" Hilly (triumphantly): "The landlord. when father pays the rent. Real Repartee.?An old colored man was burning dead grass when a "wise guy" stopped and said: "Your're fool, ish to do that, I'ncle Kb; it will make thr meadow as black as you are." "Don't worry, bout dat, sab," responded Unolji |2lu ? ' D:it grass will ft row out. nu* R* iilr'jfiprn as yotj Is." ' j-MH ?'" ? HUM' H-'' ")' U- ; CARES FOR OLD MUTRlE. Giant Own?r to Plaoov Veteran on the Payroll/ r. ChaalfR A. St'oneham, one of the principal owners' of'tjie New York Gianni, never made nnybqjJy happier than Hetmade.Jim 1m?1 trie,/the veteran, who christened * the team "Giants," when .he handed Blutrie a check for $26 and informed the o}d man th&t he would be on the Giant pay roil for $25 per week at long as^pe lived. It was llkej Qiftn^a fronh tf^ heavens for Mu { int, tor IillC |K*+ nui I/coil as rvmu ku the viifr of >arl^ dnyn ft h it hud Itein tp aonie Of^hi recent B^ars. Mutrle is now past seventy - years old": 'MJntl!-'hiSi predicament was rei brought to the attehtipn of J;|je plant owners Mutrle lived in squalid quarter* In; , MM -.Isolated comer of Brooklyn, brpj^pjq. Jn.?h$aJtJ\ ahd spirit and practi^Hy ?pTOililM?:',^rhe weekly check from the Giants means that Mutrie 'wilj he able to live in peace and contentment during the remainder of hi* days. As well as the money tendered him, some others of the Glarit organization made arrangements to outfit the old, man with good warm clofhing. Mutrle was too full 6f gratitude* for expression when Stoneham handed him the check and broke the news. " ' '' - Stoneham is really responsible for the act. He read In a New York paper wh*r? the' man who christened the Giants was in hardened circumstances and approaching life's sunset. Without talking the. plan over with Mcpraw or McQuade, the Giant official got into his car and went to visit Mutrle. What he saw touched his heart, 60 be arranged to have Mutrle report to the Polo Grounds to see the series as the guest of' the eliib, 1 When Stoneham Informed McGraw Qf what he had done the. Giant man* ajer approved it heartily. - McQuade, too, was glad Mutrle had bOfen taken care of and expressed the deair? to see that'the aged man was placed with some family that wduld take good care of hirtj. The ^ct has been regarded by. or it ^bs as one of the best bits of benevolence ever charged to baseball and goes,a long way to contradiot the argument now so prevalent that baseball is alt commercial. Mutrie has beetf an ardent fan and rboter for the (Slant* during the-Mhsnri. 6 . f iOUTHErtN INVASIOU PLANNED. ' ' V ej Ne*v Yerk Syndicate Going irttA GeorB($ Develop Smell *trmo. : jfHke, peaches anfl,W}ultry,wcbmfbrta. bit jtapiea,. "U37 cfcoppibg days a >'epr, I ample rainfall apd convehieqt markets ; Wqtfte of the pleasing ioatures, of tjio.most^ recently launched enterprise for the "development df. the , south through popularizing of the fliversifled crop ipovement. ' <A ^ew York syndicate known as the Southern State Development company. hM Just b$en lonnfed'to^dtfYelop farm l*ndM*in Coffee coftntv.- Georgia, says | New York.. S&n. ' The syndicate, jfhicfi Includes anions r its'founders Jam^s C. Frady, Nicholas F. BTAdy, Franklin Fettlt, Frank M. Taft and Wllttath V. Griffin of New York; Langbeurne M, Williams of Richmond and WDjlartfH. fcarrett and Dixon F. JClrk4artd of Augusta, Ga., has purchased a 12,000 acre tract about 150 miles south of Augusta running along-the^line of the &eor?la and Florida railr6s,d. . Already left homed arc bAlpg erected . on the property As examples of the sort df dwellings which the syndldate proposes to furnish. iPhe houses Are tfr pe comfortab'e. five and six room bUfldU irige, attractive in . appearance and equipped so that Hfe will be agreeable for the Womert folk and offer opportunities of pleasant family life.1 In-addition to the dwelling hous<^ each unit will have Its barn or garage and other necessary out-buildings for farthing purposes. 1 * > Each unite of the tract will contain abouM30 acres of fertile land, partial- ' ly or who'ly cleared. ThC farmers ' who are tdking up the land will make an initial payfhentr of $2,600 ,or 13.00Q, and will have ten years to pay off the entire purchase price of $7,60o. Looking for Practical Farmers. "We are more Interested at present In getlitig good men to take up units j than in marketing .our land," said Mr. Pettlt today, v. i'Wo propose to go on with Southern development and we w^nt- this..tract'to be taken up by practical farmers, men who are ambitious i and who will know how to use the great Opportunities afforded by this i [ the cool weather Td TTt>nltf TTfl XU W X VX1 w W" ! ARK TOtT PREPARER! to give him a I strong fight? If not, we can help you. We have a complete .stock of UNi DBRWEAR for Men, Women and for I Children. 1 1 BLANKETS. WE IIAVK Til KM in Cotton and in Wool, .. . . ' Wool Hosiery' for dress and every day "Wear. Ladies' and Men's'Coats, Sweaters for Men; Women and Children. Wool Caps for Children and ladies. SHOES FOR THE ENTIRE FAMILY I K?n? everyday and for dress wear. THE PRICES IN OUR STORE J Are based 011 the s]irn pockethook. In 1 other words, you van buy here $1.50 [ v%orth of goods lor $1.00. That ought , to sound good jo everybody?especially I ! to the ones who would he most ecoj nomical. FEINSTEIN & KRIVIS THE CASH STORE We Do Not Charge or Send Out Any GooJs on Approval, TIRZAH GINNERY. . ' WH are running every day, Riving as j good sample as t(? he had. First | class service in eveiy respect, and buying all the cotton seed offered at the j | highest market price for cash. Don't I i fall to give us a trinl. U? fll J. I>. CAMPDELIv, Mwager. i fertile lnnd and the ideal growing conditions to advantage. Good farmers are bound to make money down there and we,want to see them make money. There Is no better land for -pigs and poultry in the United States, although the Southern people have never developed these possibilities. The adaptability of this part of the country to the growing of melons, peaches and other fruits is, of course, well known. The right sort of people will appreciate the pleasant homes which will be made over to them and the fact that the land is cleared and ready for planting when it is turned over, 'lney wm De ao e n? live comfortably from the first without waiting for years *91;.the money to en-, large their houses.-or improve them to meet modern standards., , "The South has always been in tjid hands of men who owned large plantations contain&g 'fronv 20,000 to 30,000 acres. They .had,po neighbors and did not want any, grew cotton orily and depended entirely on negro workers. Now they want to have the land occupied by farmers who will take up moderate sized tracts and they are eager to get away from cotton as the sole crop. Last year the* melon crop in that section of Georgia did a good deal to compensate for the losses from the cotton crop, so that they are willing to see something e'se tried in the neighborhood. Northerners Are Applying. "We are getting Northern and West-1 ern farmers more than Southern farmers so far as applicants for the units. . A large number .of Dunkards are among those who will take-up the units. "I did not want it to be occupied by one sect only, but I find that the_Dunk ards arc willing to have, neighbors not of their sect and also tha^ other people find it agreeable to live in>4he same community with the Dunkards^ They are excellent farmers,*able andi^ndustriousVnd I believe tliat abput}" 0 per cent o rljthe tract will be ocbupied1 by ' these pebple, some of whom are doming from (ja'ifornla. We have also had two applications from women farmers. ( am Informed that both of them are $kllfed agriculturists. ' Other applicants corner from?factory towns near I New York. They have made a study j of agriculture and feel that they can find pleasant homes Ar.d prospeets of j future prosperity, in the South. rIt is , really remarkable how many prople i are taking a great interest in farming again." ' .i ' ' , \ . \ . . ;? . . "* * i .1 , a ^ m V ^ ~ y ? The admonition :'ot love .to--Our neighbors Was" spoken long before the Invention of the-sa-xophOne.' 1 1-1 ? ' . ; J * : amJ Can Here is another n we have been un; 1 . . ' unusual qualities, . Baking Powder. 1 $500 fo For the name select* we will pay $250. F< ond, third, fourth, , choice, we will pay I $50, and $25 resp V J t 1. . .. . Anyone may enter th ..i:. . but only one name f . person will be coi * ? Ail names must be 1 December 15 th, 1921. ties, the full amount < will be given to each testant. Do not send Simply send the nan gest, with your own address, to the ROYAL BAKING POWDE William Street, f - | YOUR SHOES I I ^ | OUR increasing Shoe sales indicate that shoe buyers are aware of the fact Ho . , ^.mT-w/\TTrkfO OTT/\T7lC1 '?i i.l.? I that STKUUJf? ?>rnjrjo represent inc n best possible values in Quality, Style, Fit for Men, Women, Boj s, Girls and ;( Children. Quite natural to buy where ' S you find this combination. '1 * B WORK AND DRESS SHOES 1 Not only do carry a line of Slioes of . ? I , .. f .the highest fenaracter in all t!he desirable qualifies in Dress Shoes for all shoe weareisjjbut tre also pay just as particular attention to that part of our shoe trade that demands what is termed or classed as "Work Shoes.'' The buyer of this class of shoes is entitled to the same high grade service as is the buyer . of the finer or dress shoes, and we are ^ ~ vt rw firt 1 AO IV* Alf^l K w.cn aware 01 me gruwui^ ouica m um ? Heavy Shoes Department. SHOES FOR MEN? THE CLAPP, B B " THE FLORSHEIM, I -: THE WALK-OVER . , I THE HERMAN? I Including the famous Genuine Herman i * IT. S. Atony Shop. 1 ^ . SHOES FOR LADIES? 1 i J i * if THE IRVING DREW I . H .THE WALK-OVER . | 1 ' THE PETERS ; THE KREIDER FOR BOYS AND GIRLS? THE PETERS a < - Ntff-# THE KREIDER . - | SEE Stfk&UP'S SHOES FIRST. 1 I SHOES I M. STROUP SHOES 1 ? -?-- ? ? ? ^ 7 , "ft ' ' " " . ' * " * c , t you name it ? ew Royal Cake, so delicious and appetizing that able to give it a name that does justice to its . It can be made just right only with Royal sVill you make it and name it? r tHe%Best Names ;d as best, ~ ~7 or the sec- How to make it and fifth * . _ . ^ ^ral Use level measurements for all material! $100, $75, '' cup fthorteninA >ectively. ^9 \MaS 1 egg and 1 yolk ^9. . 2l,4 cup* flour ?> k C COllteSt 4 teaipoons Royal Baiting Powder i? 1 cup milk rom each > , lK squares (l&ou.l?f nciJptpfl * A unsweetened chucoliifc (melted) InlULlCUi ' teaspoon salt . f Cream shortening. Add sugar and grated orange rind. Add Pfrpiv^H Vstr beaten eg* yolks, bift together flour, salt and Roya| Baking 7 I'owder and add alternately with the milk: lastly fold in one If! C3SC of beaten egg white. Divide batter into two parts. To one part add r s . the chocolate. Put by tablespoonfuls, alternating dark and light Dt the pri ZC I batter, into three greased layer cake pans. Bake in moderate I i tying con- ??.??? your cake. FILLING AND ICING 3 tablespoons melted butler 2 tablespoons orange juice 1C Vol! SUtT- 3 tups confectioner's sugar - 1 egg white ?| (Powdered sugar may be used but 3 squares (3 ok.) ' L. ?? .rn.u^rh i. innl unsweetened chocolate name ana aoc> u\j\ H?i*h .. ? Crated rind of }i orange and pulp of 1 orange Put butter, sugar, orcoee juice and rind Into bowl. Cut pulp from orange, removing scin and seeds, and add. Beat all together until smooth. Fold in beaten egg white. Spread this icing on R COMPANY layer used for top of cake. While icing is sofr, sprinkle with I unsweetened chocolate shaved in tine pieces with sharp kntf.* 4ew York (use Vi square). To remaining icing add 2!a squares unsweetened chocolate which has been melted. Spread this thickly between J layers and on sides of cake. IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII! A GOOD BUGGY FOR I We want to sell or move ! [ good Buggies, too, anclj ] | 'you want a new,Buggy |! good Buggy for a Bale of j [ light in quality and pri< j! say? Come and see us a ;! trade. We will give you See us for Imperial Ti We have Leap's Proli pier and Fulgum Seed Of J. F. CA * F A R R I WE HAVE STORAGE ? MATELY 1,000 3 PRESEN s ' We have applications for s |! parties in ofcher sections suffici V: capacity; but we want to gi\ preference if they desire stora FARMERS DESIRING TO WITH US SHOULD 1 ONCE FOR THEIR RE Storage Rate, 30 Cts PEOPLES WARE! j? WILLIAMS & CO., Custodians. Phone 141 i Hard i , f Slaui ? * 4 | Attractive Bari I Quick ? The Bankrupt Stock of Supply Company to Z Nov/ Bein^ Offered < i many articles ar: I LESS THAN W) < And to realize what th I V/E ARE NOT GOING y And people who desire t | luck MUST ACT AT 0> i: HERE ARE A j; Buggy Whips?Half Pri )] Dishes and Glassware?j stances. Wash Pots?all sizes?2 \ Wholesale Cost. y{ Stove Pipe (25 joints or: $100.00 Graphophones? ! CASH and CASH ONL"! !'* ' 1* way here. Farmers Hardware & Si Next to the Shandoj I? fpiCKLES > i I , We have a lot of very ohoice SOUR 1 and SWEET PICKLES in bull:. Also I good line of Pick'es in bottles. , rfORARA COFFEE? Our customers who have tried Moraj ra Coffee say it is good?as good as the ! best Coffee to be. had. Try a pound. KLIM?The whole milk in powdered form. Some of our customers prefer it to the condensed milk. VEGETABLES? We have Hormuda Onions, Red On* jons. Cabbage. Sweet and Irish Pota! toes. Dried Beans and Peas. AUNT JEMIMA? Pan Cake Flour and Buckwheat Flour and it is FRESH, too. drpmirh SALAD DRESSING. Best. MELROSE FLOUR? When you want the BEST Flour just ! order a sack of MELROSE. It is rec| ofcnizcd as the BEST by all good j housekeepers. We liave a fresh supply. SHERER & QUINN 1 OLD HOUSE OF SERVICE' ' \ . ' iiiimiiiiiiiimmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuffiimii : A BALE OF COTTON ; M i! more Buggies?we have ; they're ^priced right. If o jj we will exchange you ta ;j J j Cotton. The, buggies are* J j 3ed right. WTiat do you" - j \ bout a buggy and cotton ' ! j a-square deal, am Plows and Repairs, fic Seed Wheat, Rye, Aplts. Sow them now. iRRQLL * i E R.S i IPACE FOR APPROXIBALES AT THE T TIME. :i torage space fro& dealers and ient (o take up our full storage i r'e the farmers of this section ge space for their cotton. store their cotton make application at :quirements. . per Bale Per Month. I0USE COMPANY i j *o. neely . v f Manager. VORK, S. C. ' ?????????i?mmmrn iiirovn i L YVCUL V | jhter | joins Subject to | Action IE ' j; the Farmers Hardware & J the Value of $7,500.00, Is ;; it Sacrifice Prices. .; J E GOING AT - ' i: 10LESALE COST :! at means come and see. f. TO STAY HERE LONG | he benefit; of our good | rcE. $ FEW PRICES: J ce?$1.00 Whips, 50 CTS. I * < ? \t Half Price in many in- ;; i ;o 15 per cent Less than the % ^ % L more) at 15 CTS. Joint. Now $65.00. | * o { gogp; but it goes a long ; j; lpply Co.'s Store Room? 11 1 Hotel. . ;; j1 Take a look at these Prices i '' ON STANDARD HAND-MADE TIRES AND TUBES. , j CORD, Ribbed or Non-Skid < 32x31-2 .... $25.00 33x41-2 .... $34.25 32x4 $26.50 35x5 $40.23 FABRIC, Ribbed or Non-Skid 30x3 $10.60 32x4 $17.75 30x31-2 .... $12.25 33x4 $19.75 32x3 1-2 $13.50 35x4 1-2 $28.75 Laminated Tubes 'n~i 51 on 25 30x3 1-2 $?65 33x4 1-2 $2 75 32x3 1-2 $2.00 35x5 $3.75 .Can you imagine these Low Prices on a Standard Rated product? Well, it is true. Compare thes9 with others?then come and see us before you buy. CITY SERVICE and REPAIR STATION. ' C. H. Siebenhausen R. M. Inman YORK, ; >S. C. , . e*t Ma n J L* Olal.Aw . rnonc 1^0. iju nc^i w . . A