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jfiumonn.5 ?lrpartrarot. Ax-Golf.?The old farmer was trying* to Impress upon his son. who wanted to play golf for exercise, th^. chopping wood would answer the purpose Juat as well. "Oh. no father," said the.'boy, "it ii the walking between strokes thai makes golf such valuable<> exercise; thgt fives the legs a chancs as well ai Disarms," ; rf.o?(i "Oh. that's it. is it?" said the ok man. .And then he went in^o the yarf and placed'sticks of wood xt?-lntervah all arouod.lt. After this.<he handed the boy an. ax and -aald- "Sow, plaj the /ull ..course*"?San Francisco-. Argonaut. n ^ n Cheerful Liar.?"Do you see thai man at the left of -the. woman ir pink?" asked a man ferociously of a woman sitting next to him at ,n Christmas dinner at which there were man) guests. "Well, if there's a>-man or earth whom I hate,- it is ,<.tfeat man.' (Tiie man had showed him up in a ci-coked.business deal.) ? , w "Indeed?" replied the woman In surprise. "Why, my dear sir,-that's my husband!" "Yes, exactly, exactly, my dear madam," said the man, sparripgsa.moment's time to catch his breath. That"? It, that's it exactly. That's why I hate him so." # * > A Ths Artisas Farmer.?Oos . of those ceuurry geotlessso who ?vot X fa Cm In typwn County, but lives la ..Indianapolis and only spepds his week-ends on the farm, asked, one pf bis neighbors down In Brown,' "Did. yoi^ ?ppw that.T C. Steele sold the picture th^hf painted on your farm?" The farmer made no reply to this, and theq ,the country gentleman told him the price Mr Steele got for tjpe canvas., "I Just wish I had known the feller liked .the pl^ce x well enough to pay that for.a picture of it," the farmer aald. "I'd. a' sola him the farm fpr $200 leas than that." ?San Francisco Argonant. 1 1 !" 1/ A 8ticklsr for Style.?"Pa," said a young lady to her farmer dad, "I wish you wouldn't aay 'I seen.' I dpn't know how many times, pa, I've cjoyjrected you oii that." v 1 "Mow, Mamie, you look-a here," said the old man, shoveling a generous piece of peach pie into his .nouth with his knife, "you make yer livin' by good grammar and eddlcation, but yer ma and me, we're obliged to iafte in Summer boarders, and, by Jlmtriy, they demand the dialect if they the fates." ?San Francisco ArgonatijL". _ . . * i''?ai.iWi Putting ths 'H71 in Musie.?"The 'orn of the 'unter is 'eard on^tjjp .'Ul," tsang the little, boy at the Ragged School triit. But somehow hi&< version ol ,LW ,UA? ip Mww/w? Jarrefl on thenprve* of the fcnoher. . v "liy. Uttlqjn*n,"[ ahe -iflpjd 'kindly "why don't you put & fewfmo*V aitchee Id.' ffiai sonf ?",. / "pern," advised the Uttjq, pun, politely, "Don't you.)fnow ain't no ?QO?ig ? "It only fene up ter Q." ? f&n Frknclsco AiTOha^l,*i? v . ' : I I ' '* , ."> y.ry'iyiyDeserved. Rebuke-?Bif )>rptj>er was a bit careless about hife appearance. Perhaps the reaction ffoftt military discipline had eomethlnf to <jo with it When he too* hie eeat at the family dinner table bis chin ^presented a vldlbly eiub'bly outlook, and the mother protested mildly. "Frank," she asked, ^on'fr you need sharing?" ,Vq^ ^. "jBJ>ijtvrng!" broke in the. youncet brother scornfully. "What he. needs is sheens." _ ' * His. Meritajjf,-rynse a bit. late *ettih' -tp d^ waspin' dis raornln' Miss Brown." explained Elisa as she; bustled la, tKhnewrbat out of breath. :"Jloi was bad in de night yim ia ikk a jreat deal,,isn't he. Eliza'?" Bald Mr*. Browp. t, , -"Tga'jn,' Vim Drown. Xpu see? hi* mothab bad rheumatia* when.he was bohOq and Jltp don* Inhaled It." ? w ? . i. 1w Might Chang* .Her Opiniorvr^A local pastor was, talking to a noma? whose name hq-hful not caught.\>.The name of'the Reverend .Doctor Blank was mentioned,, whereupon he said: "Well, to me, Doctor Blank is a dry old stick! Do you'not thjnk ao?" ., "No,"; answered . the lady,vsweetly: "bilt perhaps I should if he were not my husband." K ?Be stepped in.-the caster of th* car track*, est twe "valises' on tb* rails, took the officer by tlx arm and asked: "Say, officer? dew 1 get th' Thirteenth Street - trolley cai here?!' ' .< s.1,.1 "Well,"' replied the officer; "I thin! if >ou stand right where you ore about a minute longer the Thirteenth. Street car will get you,". v . * :. IB 1 '' ParJ*r Competition,?"How is it that Arthur never takes you to the-theatre nowaday*?" queried Marie. "Wall > VAII uon " Vitar frlon^ ironltA/) "one evening-It reined, and vresat ir the parlor.'V . . *p>- ;; . "Yen.?" ^ ^ - .. "Well, ever e'nce that we?Oh. ] don't know; but don't you think .thai theatres are an awful bore?t'**-TltBite. .if.-** . . - ? ' ,vi ft Hie Mistake.?The chemical etudenl had "mistook" Bulphuric acid fpr watei and these are the lines placed .pn hi> tombstone by his fellow students: Here lies William Johnson ., Now he is no more What he thought was 1120 Was 112 S 04 -?-;/ A Suggestion.?Perhaps the -""United States would accept a non-residem membership Irt' the 'League of Nations." ?Chicago Tribune. .. -v w' - STATE NEWS IN BRIEF - Items of Interest Gathered From All Sectiona of South Carolina. ? A case of small pox has been re. ported in Columbia, s ?The annual meeting of the South Carolina College Press Association was i held in Columbia, last week. ^ ?R. Ben Fulton has been appointed United States commissioner at Flor' ence to succeed R. J. 'Kirk, resigned. ,.j j ?The County Savings Bantf" is the j name of new banking institution for Abbeville, which will open its doors for I business within the next few days. r <? Colbmbia's population in July of 1^19 was 43,865 which is an increase ? } . * 'M" 1A * In tho III ct fpn Ul DOi-lV fCI vtiii. ?>- ?? years, according to the Newspaper ^ Featurg bureau of Columbia, which has ( just announced Its figures for that city. l ?General headquarters of the Baptist denomination in South Carolina will be r located at 1301 Hampton street, Co, lumbia, the general hoard of the state ? convention having purchased the propl erty last Thursday. ? Conway, December 5: Conway was considerably disturbed this morning ' when S. H. Jeter, who claimed to be from Edgefield and a typewriter re pairer, made a number of uncomplimentary remarks with reference to the i local fuel restrictions in several buslness bouses yesterday afteT.oon. The principal merchants and business men of the town in a meeting agreed to , open at 9 a. m. u< close at 4 p. m. in , camp ha ace with Instruct tons ef the , central fuel committee. It seems that , Mr. Jeter became provoked over the i local order in particular and the fuel [ committee in general and tnade several uncomplimentary remarks about both. , In the meantime, when his remarks bei came rumored, about town he was \ located by citizens of the town and a I near riot ensued. It was by the assist, ance of the mayor and chief of police , that the crowd was quieted and he was I Instructed to return to his hotel and! I "PROCRASTINATION TI DO YOUR CHRISTMi Before the Select of our S sold. The supply is heavy demands. A FEW GIFT S I BICYCLES 8 VELOCIPEDES WAGONS 8CUDDER CARS QUEENSWARE GLASSWARE, .. . CHINA {ALUMINUM WAR FLA8H LIGHTS 8A POCKET *N We have a large stock of Nuts and we are expc Apples, Oranges, Rai FARMERS KARDWA "SANTA'S HE^ ''' Camala artitWtrif] I ill arhara in acianti/icall [ / niy aealad packagaa mf 2 I flf] cigarettaa or tan pad I jjlj /{ ? (500 cigarettes I ' HH in a glaaaine-papei I /* covered carton. W I, nu strongly recotnmen /"/ this carton for th ^ Wijil home or office euppl \ " Vi : or when ycu trMY9i \ ' R. J. R?y??M?T#fc*ce?Cc > 7 'l\ Wm.ton-S.lea, N. C. % advised to take the first train out of town to prevent other possible trouble. He caught the outgoing train this afternoon and. no further trouble is contemplated. CURRENT EVENTS Items of Interest Gathered From All Over the World. ? G. U. Lord, an engineer was burned to.<|eath in a wreck on the Seaboard J^ir liine near Costal Springs, Fla., Frf&y. ? The American Peace Delegation in Paris evnects 'to sail-for home on Dec. 10, It Is -announced by the state deI partmont In Washington. ? The British cabinet, according to the London Daily News, has Redded to suspend trial by jury for crime of violence In Ireland and to sijbstitute trk. by a commission of three judges. ? The jury in the case of H. J. Hagan, president of the Scandinavian -American Ba nk of Fargo, N. D., charged with I having made false statements to the bank examiner on Thursday returned a verdict of guilty. ? George Carpentier, French heavyweight champion prize fighter knocked out Joe Beckett, champion of England in the first round of a fight staged in London Thursday night for the championship of Europe. ? Charging them with violating the Lever Act as amended October 22 last; United States District Attorney Lee Dougliss on Friday swore out warrants agalngt fifteen meat dealers doing buslnen in tbs city market bouse In N-aebv lie, Tenn. i ? Thi? historical French opera house at Bourbon and Toulouse streets in New Orleans, the scene of the debut in the United States of Adelina Patti and whose audiences have heard .the voices of Jenne Resiske and Jenny Llnd, burned to the ground last Thursday. JW Trees which grow on the northern side of a hill make more durable timber than those which grow on the southern' side. ( * I IS THE I 1IEF OF TUBE"? ? SHOPPING NOW a >toek of Holiday Goods is $ insufficient to meet the UGGESTIONS 4 HOT GJNS Sf RIFLES AIR RIFLES AMMUNITION CUT GLASS, > S IE SERVING TRAYS 3P FETY RAZORS IVES CARVING SETS, ETC. ^ First Class Candies and cting a large shipment of sins and Other Fruits. B RE & SUPPLY CO. | U3QUARTERS" CAMELS art the most refrea aver smoked I Put all your y then buy some Camels, five the 0 for your owr satisfaction tha E" body and in many other delig! class by themselves! ? Camels are an expert blend c e Domestic tobaccos. You'll not o y kind of tobacco smoked straigl 7 remarkahlp fnll-hnHipH.milHno flavor it provides! Camels are Camels win you in so many permit you to smoke liber taste but leave no unpleasant pleasant cigaretty odor! Compare Camels wii in the world at any ] prefer Camel quality coupons or gifts! * ^ r u {iiii; II I'i ' i mmm ^~PE W. O. W. Receipt Rooks on snl? at Tl*o Enquirer oflicc, Mail order tilled promptly. MELROSEFLOUR L ) We again haVe in stock the famou.' MELROSE FLOUR so highly esteem ed by so many of our customers. .. IAlso now good8 including EVAPORATED APPLES, PEACHES, ani PRUNES. \ ' Because of late opening and earl} closing in accordance with the order* of the Regional Fuel Administration we suggest that orders given th< day before may have assurance of being filled. ./ SHERER& QUINN "Everything to Eat." The publishers of The Yorkvn.e _ quirer are always appreciative of sucl commendation as appreciative sub scribers see proper to pass on to others hiaf.aatiafying cigarette you ' cigarette deeirea in a bunch, m every taste-test and know t in quality, flavor, smooth- * htful ways Camels are in a )f choice Turkish and choice nly prefer this blend to either tit, but you'll appreciate the ss and smooth, refreshing a cigarette revelation! new ways! They not only ally without tiring your cigaretty aftertaste or unth any cigarette price! You'll v to premiums, 1 r Parlor, Bed-room, and Bath | Wherever, whenever, heat is par- ' ticularly desirable a portable Perfection Oil Heater provides it instantly in just the amount wanted. I , The Perfection is clean, sale, odort less, efficient. It burns for ten hours on a gallon of kerosene, without soot or ashes. Easily filled and rewicked. In use in over 3,000,000 homer. Aladdin Security Oil gives best results. At your dealer's. STANDARD OIL COMPANY I . (New Jersey) \ Waakiagtaa, B. C. BALTIMORE, MD. Chailatta, N. C. Narf.Ik, Va. Charlaatan. JV. Va. ... V?, Charl?ataa, 3. C. a ^ ^ Use Aladdin I jMK. Security Oil II ) RFECTION x1 Oil Heaters I THIS STORE WILL BE OPEN ONLY I I FROM9A.M.UNTIL6P.Id. ? |jj Each day except SATURDAYS, when we will be ? $8 open from 8 a. m. until 9 p. m. These hours have been fixed by the U. S. Fuel Administrator, and *5 Sri we will thank our patrons to govern themselves accordingly. < X p OUR STOCKS ARE VERY FULL |Sg Including Staple Merchandise of all kinds and we M assure you that we can save you money on what ' ?5 you need. We are selling practically'everything Jg , M at a Much Less Price Than We Can Duplicate the 3 Same Merchandise Today. S raj We arc showing many pretty things for the B si Christmas trade?Shop early. 8 SEE OUR DOLLS ;? A big lot or them in all styles and sizes?Priced M 50 CTS. to $8.95 Each. ? | KIRKPATRICK-BELK COMPANY | ji SELLS IT FOR LESS . M 7%. Viy&ViT&yZm ?? 22-ZS7Z ' FEINSTEWS 5 AND 10 CENT STORE I I A REALLY NEEDED STORE i We har# opened in the room next door to the i Feinstein Bargain House FEINSTEIN'S 5 CTS. < and 10 CTS. STORE; and we shall make it all that its name implies. Included in this stock will be J hundreds and hundreds of articles that are sold all over the country in such stores and we will give j values equal to any found in such stores in any of the metropolitan cities. Included in the 5 Cts, and 1 10 Cts. Department will be-? > I] j Hardware, Glassware, Crockeryware, Candies, Cigars, Cigarettes, and the - ^Hundreds of Small Articles that a Niekle or Dime will purchase. ? A FULL UNE OF CHRISTMAS TOYS I Here you will also find a tremendous assort- u incut- of Toys, Doll Babies of all sizes, Fireworks i for the bovs. etc. h ' 7 8 When shopping for Christmas needs remember IFEINSTEIN'S 5 and 10 Cts. Store. FEiNSTEIN'S 5 AND 10 CENT STORE * a . *. \ <> Do You Have Eyestrain Head- ,; O chat? O o WILLIAM8' SCI ENTIFIC SY8- J' J TEM 0^ FITTING o J jbvti &*fit!g*n \\ .I < > At prices you'ean afford to pay.. J , j < ^ Hav9 your Glasses Trade and <> " <? Lenses duplicated while vou < [ <, wait. All styles in Frames and *' < i Eye-Glass Mountings. 1 Williams Optical Co.: | Optometrist, and Optioiana i' Izard Building Ground Floor < J Hampton 8tr?ot ^ > ROCK HILL, - 8. C. VALUABLE FARM FOR SALE \ ? . - ?. t. N ** ' STATE OF 80UTH CAROLINA" County of York. TTNDER and by virtue of & power of ^attorney and aalo executed by tbe owners thereof, nameltf; b)r JJ. O. Bradley and others, aeVlseea and heirs-at-law of Mrs. Lucy E. Bradley, late of Gaston County, N- C., I will, on Wednesday. December 17, 1919, at 2 p. m., offer for sale ojv the premises * near Piedmont Springs, 8. C., and w?? .sell the following described lands in York County, South Carolina, namely; Beginning at a Post Oak stuipp, .Mrs. \t. A. MoElwee'a and Alex Love's orner. tl^nce South 86 3-4 West 20.33 to Stone, Piedmont Springs corner, thence North 1-4 East 30 new line, to Pine Knot; on Mrs. McElwee's line, thence North 601-2 East H).80 to Chestnut (down) On Road, thence North 86 1-2 East 1,490 to Pine Knot, hence South 17 1-2 East 12, to Pine Knot, thence South 18 West 26 to beginning corner. Containing eighty- I ?ivf\ acres, moro or less. I ' 1 Terms Cash. x This the third day of December 1919. 97 sw 4t W. T. LOYE. THE GOODS YOU WANT 1 And that we have bean expecting n : dally, have just arrived at our store, and w? invite you to visit * -i- a our siore ior tneir inajjeciiuii. JUST AEEIVED *' French and Storm Serge?$1.80 to $240 a Yard. Misses' Middy Sulta?All Wool^-$16 to $25 the 8uiL - NEW GOOD8 ARRIVING ALMOST DAILY. ; . D.M.PARROTT Clover's Leading Dry Goods House CLOVER, . - 8, C. ONE 400 LB. CHEESE ' . : ANOTHER ONE OF THE 8AME QUALITY OF CHEE8E, A8 I ? ? ? ? ii r? sn a A UPOC MAU LAO | TC.MH, 19 nEpKi WEIGHT 400 LBi<? 50 CENTS A POUND. . -*h :$( i ' I HAVE A GOOD L008E g " MINCE MEAT ll AT 25 CENTS A POUND. ,!7 / . ' > ' ~ LOUIS ROTH THERMOS BOTTLES" Something: tliat every home eliould havq is a Thermos Bottle?keeps Us contents hot or cold as may be desired. Filled with hot liquid it will stay hot for 24 hours. Filled with cold liquid it will stay icy cold for 24 hours- Especially fine where baby's milk has to be kept warm for night feeding. Have Thermos Bottles in plots and quarts in several styles. Also have Thermos Lunch Bores?dandy for hunters or for workers who must be away from home it dinner time. Call in and ask to see them. x , w STATIONERY? We are showing an e. >gant line of Correspondence Stationery?the kind lesired by folks who know. ? n I Shieder-Snelling Drug Co. Ripley Seed Wheat I HAVE A LIMITED SUPPLY OF , PURE RIPLEY SEED WHEAT. IF YOU WANT ANY SEE ME AT ONCE. / J. I '* ' ? Every wise farmer will certainly ow enough wheat to supply his own amily needs. kBOUT GROCEROES? 1 My stock of Family Grocries Is Very :oniplete, it is fresh, of good quality, .nd priced Just as low as you will Ifind ny where. I'll be glad to serve you.j FEEDSTUFFS? To be sure I sell Feedstuffs?I would e lonesome without this line and jean y upply you with flrst-class feed for ' # HORSES AND MULES, COWS AND HOGS. AND CHICKENS. Your Grocery orders solicited. J. M. FERGUSON , 00" Typewriter Rib boas on as la at.The Inquirer of lice. ' & t -