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^tumorous |l qualm rut. y Magazine Advertising.?The super! tendent of a home for aged women w making his usual Christmas cal "Good morning, Sister Martin." he sa! addressing a quaintly charming c lady. "I see you are happy this mon with a new copy of your dear 'Atlanl Monthly." "Yes," she answered. "John alwa; told me I could not possibly be hapi in''heaven because I should not ha the 'Atlantic Monthly.'" "No," agreed the superintendent. "y< will not have the 'Atlantic Monthly,' heaven; but you will have 'Life.'" "Well," came the rather startlii answer, "I much prefer 'Punch.'" Badly Spoilt Child.?The shadow the arch-enemy next door appeared the doorway of the humble kitchen, ii "Mrs. Jones!" she exclaimed, wii folded arms, "let me tell you that thi child of youA is badly spoilt." "Uh! uet away wun you: siwiyjn Mrs. Jones, testily, scenting anothi complaint as to her young hopeful conduct. "Well," rejoined the aggrieved nelgl bor, "If you don't believe me, Just con out and see for yourself what ft steam-roller's don to him."?Londc Tlt-Blts. , * T 1 I. ~ A Good Extractor.?Willie had swa lowed a penny, and his mother was i a state of alarm. "Helen," she called to her sister i the next room, "send for the doctoi Willie has .swallowed a penny!" The terrified and frightened be looked up imploringly. "No, mamma," he interposed, "sen for the minister." "The minister?" asked his ipothe incredulously. "Why the minister?" "Because papa says he can get mon ey out of anybody."?London Tit-Bit: Her Prayer.?The wife of a Metho diet minister was greatly disturbed b the bishop's orders to-transfer he husband to another charge. She ha revently succeeded in starting a thriv ing garden, when, alas! there cam th^ bishop's command to transfei "Oh. gracious me!" sobbed the wlft "I pray for the day when I die and g to heaven,' where I shall never see c hear of a bishop!" Obeying Orders.?"Don't make you reports so long)" said the manager c a. small railroad to his overseer. "Cu but all unnecessary words and get rlgh to the point. Saves time, you know, A few days later the river overflowe Its banks and washed away the rail road, tracks. The overseer sent in hi report in one line: Sir: Where the railway was th river is. Yours faithfully. The Difference to Him.?Frlendl Constable: "Come. come, sir, pu yourself together; your wife'ji callln you." Convivial Gent: "Wha' she call-call Ing me; Billy or William. Constable: "William, sir." Convivial Gent: "Then I'm not go ing hopne."?London Blighty. Appreciation. ? Husband (handin his wife some money): "There. Amelif is five pounds, and it has bothered m a little to get it for you. I think I oe serve a little applause." Wife:?"Applause? "Why, my dca you deserve an encore." ? Londo Blighty. The True Teet.?"Does success mea getting what you want?" asked th young man. "No." replied the old man. "Succes isn't so much getting what you war aa getting what other people want."Cincinnatl Enquirer. Extravagant.?Two English mothei were talking about the jam ratioi "Wot's four ounces of jam a week t my biby," said one of them. "Why used to wash an ounce of! his face af ter tea hevery day."?Boston Trans cript. Companion in Crime. ? Customei "Do you make any reduction for thos in the same line of business?" Waiter: "Yes: are you a restaurant keeper?" Customer: "No?I'm a robber."?L Hire, Paris. Old as Things Go.?Mrs. Mornint call: When you spoke of your maid i an old family retainer I expected to si an older person. How long has si been In your family?" Mrs. Rooral: "Ever since last Wet nesday."?London Opinion. * " * * 11 o t A: 11^. What's in a mm?i?ifuui? what d'you cull this? JJecf or niu ton?", . Waitress?"Carn't ye tell the di fcrence?" Diner?"No!" Waitress?"Then why worry alio' it?"?Sydney Bulletin. Up-to-Date. ? "What's become that rubber stamp, 'Dictated, but n read,' th^t you used to use on yol letters?" Dasher? "I threw it away and r one that prints, 'Mailed, but not d livcred.'"?Life. Newspaper or Hemp??We have! heard much from the kaiser lately, is time he had a head-line all to hir self.?London Opinion. The Merest Hint.?He?"A peni for your thoughts." She (coyly)?"()b, I really can't t you. Tlrts is not leap year.? l'.ost Transcript. lC 1^4 " ^' y national ve Wm-'^J makes a whale ^ ^ ^^ a cigarette! : J ' Copyright lDIt by ^ , / , R. J. Reynolds Tobacco Co. / v'?-.-:Jf ' . I- 'y/' in ~ A wnMinf ycttr My*$9, yov'ti K'OU certainly get yours when you lay your smokccards or the table, tF^^Zm^poinJ a'ri call for a tidy red tin or a toppy red bag of Prince Albert end roll a an'd-that JiaaJv'^ntthli makin's cigarette! You'll want to hire a statistical bureau to keep count poundc-yamgiaa'nhumidor _ . , r , V"t" *POngo moiatrner tcp , of your smokestunts! Why, you never .dreamed of the spoil that lies that kr,Pa phoco Aibart .n awaiting your call in a hopae rolled cigarette when it's P. A. for the r Talk about flavor! Man, man, you haven't got the listen of half your smokecarcer until you know what rolling 'em with P. A. can co for your < i- contentment! And, back of P. A.'s flavor, and rare fragrance?proofs of s. Prince Albert's quality?stand3 our exclusive patented process that cuts out bite and parch ! With P. A. your smckesong in a makin's ciga- i f^pr A | >- rette will outlast any phonograph record you ever heard! Prince Albert |;||Sf fffifljp is a cinch to roll. It's crimp cut and stays put like a regular pal! | IP | d Prince Albert upsets any notion you ever had as to how delightful a yjg| Iff if jimmy pipe can be! It is the tobacco that has made three men smoke ^jfll I pipes where one wa3 smoked before. It has won men all over the nation f to the joys of smoking. nffiSSEHHS^H ? fc. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO COMPANY, Winston-Salem, N. C. I r lllllllllllll|||||||||||||||||||||||EIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMI(IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIECISICItllKIESI!IEII!lllliailllIII(Ii:llllllMIIIIIIIill!llli:inilllM<IIIIICI S 1 I ON THE FARM . ) | The Wm. Dobson Place J Hi LOCATED TWO MILES FROM YORK, ON THE IMPROVED YORK CLO- f -| VER ROAD, INCLUDING ONE TEN ROOM RESIDENCE, TEN- ? J| ANT HOUSE AND OUTBUILDINGS AND | 113 Acres | it I WHICH HAS BEEN SUB DIVIDED AND WILL BE SOLD AT AUCTION | | Tuesday, December 9th, jl 1 10:30 A. M. Rain or Shine | " J THIS FARM IS IDEALLY LOCATED FOR HOME OR INVESTMENT. f WITHIN FIVE MINUTES' DRIVE OF A THRIVING CITY; A | - r^Trn T A -*TT-. TTATTV1N "O A ri OnTY QTATP 01? E JLiAKU-UJ -FUJttTJLUJN Uf I CIIIj ?jiai\ 1J uiii/jeiav rx. xa wxj CULTIVATION?PART OF IT PRODUCING A BALE OF COTTON | ? | TO THE ACRE. | THERE ARE EIGHTEEN ACRES OF VERY FINE LINE WITH A FINE | TEN ROOM RESIDENCE, THAT MAKES ONE OF THE REST | HOME SITES AROUND YORK, GIVING YOU ADVANTAGE OF | tC- | ~ CITY SCHOOLS, CHURCHES, AND MARKET FROM A COUN- | rJ| TRY HOME. I jt TERMS GIVEN MUSIC BY BRASS HAND I :|| PRESENTS GIVEN AWAY. COME i j Ot 3 S ...1 Ffc* Tfc iB 0 A /V i i rinnix Realty & Auction to. i iE <IJ' = ny | GREENSBORO, N. C, | ,111 M. H. PINNIX, Geneal Manager. W. H. MATTHEWS, Auctioneer. | on EE EE 11111111111111111111111111111111111 m i m 111111111111111 m m 111111111111} n m 111:111:1111 m m 11 n ? i n i m 11 c n m i m i! m in i ii 11 r 111111111111; 11 ii 11 ii 111111 n i :i ALWAYS READYWhile we give some little attention to other things, we want you to remember that our lirst consideration is looking after the needs and wants of our patrons in the way of FA KM SUPPLIES?Heavy and Fancy Groceries, Feedstuffs, Farm Hardware, Etc. WHEN YOU HAVE A WANT in our line, we believe we can supply your wants. CARROLL SUPPLY CO. FANCY GROCERIES You will cnt tlie old reliable kinds of Groceries most of the time, but once in a while you want something of the EXTRA IWNCY CLASS. Well, when voti want this class of Groceries ?ou'll find what you want at this store, for instance we have? Colonial Pure Preserves Grape I jade, Marachinn Cherries, White Cherries, Plain and StufTcd Olives, Ketchup, Premier Dressing, Horse li.-idish. Prepared Mustard, Worcestershire Sauce, Cranberry Sauce, Grape fuiee, Sweet and Sour Pickles, Peanut Gutter, Chipjwd Iteef, Minee Meat, etc. ..If it is something to cat and it is good, we have it. W. E. FERGUSON NOTICE TO DEBTORS AND CREDITORS A LL persons holding claims against ^ tiic estate of ROBERT C. ALLEIN. deceased, will present them, duly attested, to my attorney, Jno. R. Hart, Esq., York, S. C? and .ill persons indebted to said estate will make immediate settlement with the above named attorney. ANNE R. ALLEIN, Administratrix of the Estate of Robert C. Allein, Deceased. Nov. 18, 1MII. 92 t # 3t W Typewriter papers, 15 Cts. tl?. and upward, at The Enquirer Office. I A b I ? 7 Aoisr a A PORTION NOW OWNED BY 001 YORK, S. C., ABC ON THE IMPRO1 JOINING JACKS CONTA HAS BEEN SUBDIVID AT AUCTION? Tuesda 2.30 O'CLOCK P. M., E THIS LAND IS VIRTI . HOUSE AND A AN IDEAL INVI IN AN EX WITH GOOD SCHOOL] ADVANCED IN ] WE ARE GIVING EX IT IS IN A GOOD STA' ITSELF WITHI2 DON'T MISS THIS TERMS: ONE-FOUR MUSIC BY BRASS . Pinnix Rea M. H. PINNIX, Genea] :]Him!ll!!!illll!lll!ll]lllllllllllllllllllllllll I CHRISTMAS ONLY i 1 And the J. M. BRIAN i | Claus With Wo bought months u I have the Toys for the liti | they are certainly here? , E but (hero's not nearly ei : E you are on to the game y 5 ly?and you'll buy at ill Baby Carriages, Beds and Cr all sizes?25 Cts. to $5.50; St mored Trucks, Hook and L E Vans, Banks of several kinds, ^ Chimes, Iron Toy3, Vases, E Mechanical Toys, including C Alabama Coons, Pile Drivers, Oh, chucks, we can't tell it all ! =j BUT COME AND COME EARl 5 DISAPPOINTED?THE SUPPL : E the demand, 'again, we I .T RH tit irit iiiTniiiiiiniiiiimniiiiiimiiniimiiimiiii TENDER BEEF--" That's our specialty?oui customers say we arc giving it to them. Suppose you try jus a few times. SANITARY? Well, we say yes, and then some. We mean to keep il so?you can he sure of that. FISH AND OYSTERS? You'll find them here or Fridays and Saturdays. Let us serve you.. The SANITARY MARKE1 lewis i'i:iua so\. i?nu?. SALE OF PERSONAL PROPERTY T WILL 8(11 at auction at my resident jA in Itcthel township, Tuesday, Do cctnbcr 10, at 10 o'clock the following property: One mule, tpianlity of fodder end coin, two-hor^e wagon, buggy blacksmith tools and farming implements. Terms of sale?Cash. 2t Miss FAN NIL MOOIIE. ?iEE3?! IE71. Of THE OLD HUGH iONEL W. W. LEWIS, LO( )UT SAME DISTANCE FB VED LOWER YORK-ROC] ION'S STORE INING 661-2 ed into three tract* y, Decern :ain or shjne. jally all ijnder cu] very long road fro cstment. CELLENT CO] 3 and churches, and price very rapidly. CEPTIONALLY EASY TI ie of cultivation an i a year. OPPORTUNITY? REMEMBER THE mil n n n*? "DATA TJTIT1 !H IAM1; BAND. PRESI COME! Ity & Audio GREENSBORO, N. C. 1 Manager. W. H. M i'I minimum iimi Illllllllllll9lll!lll!lllllllilllllll!l!limm!<"'1 \ LITTLE WAYS OFF | CO., Is Ready for Santa = Lots of Toys. 5 ? igo in order to be sure to | lie folks here on time, and | -lots of them?all kinds? | , lough to go around?so, if S on 11 buy early?very car- 5 NAN'S?You'll find here | adles, Tea Sets, Doll Babies of 5 4 cam Engines, Automobiles, Ar- > J adder Fire Trucks, Furtiituro I Fancy Paper Lanterns, Rolling 2 | Fancy Glassware, Toy Lamps, Climbing Monkeys and Dancing and Sard Toys, and?and?and I here? _Y OR YOU ARE SURE TO BE = IE3 CANNOT POSSIBLY MEET 5 SAY, BUY EARLY. 5 JAN CO. I HUIIIIIlimilHIIHHIIUHHIIIIIIIIllimilllllill LETS GO NOW* ' V No use in waiting for lower prices. They lire not In sight. I have the \ goods bought and they will be sold at , Right Prices. Crown Patent Flour, at $5.65 100. Best Co (Tee, 5 pounds for $1.00. Full Cream Cheese, 2 lbs. for 7i? CtsShorts and Bran, at $2.75 Sack. Crcmo Dairy Feed for your milk I cows, at $2.50 a Suck. Seed ltye, at $2.85 Bushel. Best Laundry Soap, ut 5 Cts. a Bar. Chester Bread every Monday and Thursday. I Everything in Canned Goods. 1 Headquarters for Vegetables and I Fancy Fruits. See my Candy Counter, ft pleases. See my line of Shirts, Hosiery, Overalls. You can't beat 'em. I sell the Mayer Honorbilt Shoe?a 1 real leather Shoe. v . I'll bo glad to have your business. See us for your needs and wants. J. D. HOPE, Sharon, S. C. I /OA N S AT 6 % INTEREST '4 > A It RANG ED for on York County ' " Farms. Ix>ng-term. (6 1-2 % through Federal I^ind Bank). Why not stop paying higher rates? Charges reasonable. C. E- SPENCER. 51 , Attorney. ^ ON -I, b I i ' [ES PUCE t 3ATED SIX MILES OF LOM ROCK HILL, S. C., ? HILL ROAD, AD? ' ' I ACRES 3 AND WILL BE SOLD iber 9th / LiTIVATION, WITH A 'NTAGE, MAKING IT MMUNITY WHERE LAND HAS ini?n ait mixin * % &rrv LldVlij UN iMIi LAINU. D SHOULD PAY FOR i X ; DATE AND TIE. ro, Three and Four Years ENTS GIVEN AWAY n Company 1 AT THEWS, Auctioneer. | H ?Ml?