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W~-"rir-|~^ v 1 =j tumorous gfpartmmt. FfftyFMIy.- Women's part In the war has excited unusual interest, but nowhere is It' greater than in Washington, where thousands of petticoat patriots are noW working for Uncle 0aaak.Vj"'"?' "And which are the best workers, the Plain girls or the pretty onesf aak^d Senatof - Penrose of one of the Wttafir officials. *%ir S it It'fr .nils way,* was the answer, "Thet ptatri girls don't make so many mistakes, but no one Dads' fault the pretty.ones make them; so I Jftgept toon ntry-mvyv ?i*ra ,\r. 4Kgc& ... <. <??> iiiMfti vr>iit i or j nC*fttUr.^A "tikin^ W1?u WwaMed bylthe pofioe hail -been Photographed In W different posl- 1 t?fJ?Sr, audthe picture# sent to the i d?ef et police of a proVincial towh &here It wea thought likely the fugitffe waa in- hiding. After the lapse of ? lew days the following reply rVtf&tfti headquarters: "Sir: I duly received the portraits of the rlgmiscreants whose capture i* desired; I have arrested fire of them, had the ahtth ie ynder observation and wUl be secured shortly."?Tit - Bits. ; Rules is Raiser?The new doorkeeper at the local museum had evi* deftly learned the raise by heart before takingover the Joh. ,iJH^e*e, air, you must leave your umbra^ at the door." he .said to a vial tor who waa going straight through the turnstile, >;i ',6ut t haven't an umbrella." I "Then you mu* to back pad get one," was the stem reply "No one is allowed to- jmm In here unless he his umbrella at. the , door."? Pittsburg Chronicle-Telegraph. Left H*rs~Mlss Forty odd awoke ni middle of the night to find a bursar ransacking her effects. Miss Fortyodd did not scream, for she prided hhiwtlf ' a^nosf other things, upon her courage. Pointing to the door With a dramatic gesture, she ex* claimed: Xeaxa mh at once!" Tthe; burglar politely retreated a atnjvand said: .. ' . *1 had ao Intention of taking you!'^Detroit Free Press. - m ^ t "What sra vou laurhlnsr about. "One of there confidence fellers wus In here Jos' now an' wanted to sell me jttltii'fcftofc the fuht on* I've seen since tysqtor #bs a hup." - >. .. **TDU fat fid of him in la hurry, eh?" /# $?' .} told "him fd jes mortgaged th* old home place an* put th' money M oil stock. He groaned, 'Tm twenty fa^ra behind th' times,' an' drug him. seif ouf.~?Birmingham Age Herald. ? ' ^Aatrimorvol Annoyance*. ? "Were you'annoyed because I sharpened a < ponail with yoyr rasdr?" - VTwfc%" replied the patient hus- < ^After I had givv up trying to sbj^O;!. tried to write with the pencil." ijt'f 1 '>' i1 1?; ' fry Jhia, Brother.?Wife (at: IjroaWaijtW-^duld t, have a little ! money for shopping today, dears" 1 4 Husband?"Certainly. .Would you j or a new one?" j -W <>** ot wursa" . Ulukanil M. nnH Pm 1 *W '<*0^ *$9"food!"?-Stray 1 ? *? *# ' V#-1' ?* 1 ' n ii i*v w> in' * .I ( v.CMtfcpt .; #$. >; HM'?-r-Wait?r?Mllr. SfenUht's * Jf?t - hkn unbrella again. Ido.behave he would leave his head If tt rfew hmse." r Ho^haen-rVl daresay you're right I heard him say only yesterday he , was fotng to - Switzerland for his Wpfe^vrfft Bit*. s"' ' , .? ? Matrimonial Nswa,?The order forbidding Americans to fraternize with Germana 'm^ heen revoked in the RlMne sojantntf And now a soldier in bdid 'dffls may safgly recognize his oW meats her on the staee?--Newr York Telegraph. T $ ?? ??*??.. Th# Medirit, Rube.?"Say, Cy, I 44-* JlulkiWat- .. _tk& L_ JW9K ivu?u vuv wiiuw m i uw ?o? ;'*Thetr so. Hlrart? What Is itr "Why; itV pda p* them forty-one hour. five, dollar a week labor gttora that thinks a farmer is go in' to sail \ Win food ' cheap."?New York \farid, , v' V ,,' , , i ' , ^ , , ,:Thia TOpio Of the Day.?First Maid (bxawinr about g party given the day taefjote; by her mistress)?"And they aU oa*0* In limousines and had on the ftUrfUrt cloth? and wore the biggest diamond*." : ' ' Neighbor*' Maid?"And what did they tWIt about r > - ' , Flint KhW?W?Life.: "V Vs t n* ?? Ueerf to tt-"H*w ia It that your stems to Hate* with such good aature to thaee loaf political discus? ? I * "V m uvumi ' Hordeson't mind *em; he was gassed In France."-?BaJthnore American. 4A! :!CTt ; .4 Kindness e># Auntie,?Blx?"So your ? fsiedd became.wealthy through a sudden upward movement in oil? What oil stook did he buy?" Dlx?"He didn't buy any. A rich old gunt tried to start a Are with a can .of It,"?-Boston Tranocipt. ? Something to Worry About.?"There goes Mr. Sharp. I wonder how he made aty his money?" "heaven knows!" 'Ah! that must be why he always locks so worried!"?The Passing ***?. 4^ 'i ,5.v. t . -??y?? *' ?? - ? *'-? ' - *"' * "** SUCH IS LIFE / _____ Soma Stories Thsy Tell on the , Preacher and the Deacon. Strange how the laity likes to tell jokes on the clergy. And they range all the way from yellow-legged chicken to women. This one Involves women, and an old Irish priest. And no Irishman 4s too sanctimonious to laugh at It: The Irish priest was seated each morning at breakfast with two flippant collegians. j 'One morning when the three sat ^town, one of the collegifms opened the mcming paper, glanced at it, and with a look of mingled amassment.and horror handed it to hi* college mate. "What is It, boys?" asked' the old priest ' "Well, it seems incredible, but the paper reports the Holy Father is going to remove the discipline which prevents priests marrying." * Th'jy waited for the explosion. But the old priest only said slowly: "Mufiha, the michief bother him. Why didn't he do it 60 years ago!" ??? ? And then if it isn't the clergy the deacon is likely to be made the party to some unchurchly action. Usually,' when it's the deacon liquor ia Involved. Witness this story which was 'sprung for the delight of the prince of Wales up in Canada: A stranger had hit the dominion after most of it had gone dry. and besought a native for the location of a speakeasy. "INOimng aom^, naiu me iiauie, unless you've been bitten by a snake." "Siflgll chance for me." said the Stranger, "I never had a snake bite." "Oh, but Deacon Lysander, up on the hill has a nice tame snake and its bfte is perfectly harmless," cheered the native. Forthwith the stranger, found his way to Deacon Lysander*n and asked of the snake and the price of a snakeblte. ' "Ttps, I have a snake and he will bite you for a dollar," quoted the dencon. "But be Js booked up six weeks ahead." < The real live, red-blooded sky pilot appreciates a Joke as much as anyone, as many a soldier of the great war learned from association with the priests and preachers who went to the front One of this type delights to tell this one on himself: He was crossing an Icy field with the officer of the day in one of the winter campaigns when the officer slipped aid fell. ... "The wicked stand upon Slippery places," quoted the chaplain. "I see ihey do, but I can't" flashed back the )fflcer.s /. i This1 one on a man of the cjoth who fa noted as a lecturer with a list of sensational subjects originated without malice: He apt eared in ,a small town Chautauqua and was duly j&trodilced by the chairman as follows: "* The Rev. Mr. Blank will now address us on 'The Devil,' and I am sure that the speaker is full of his subject." And here's another one on the A SEE CAL( Demonsti \ *. *? t 1 | \ Every ~ |n CALORIC OL^ ' Furnace II We SeO Has Our Personal Guarantee ___ as well as the Bond of t the Makers ( Behind I Am?-:i .if -ir:VxwcS? it mm Ww0$m XSmlS!mSm!mSmS^S^i .' i . clergy's right hand?for surely the 1 man who passes the collection box is 1 flrst aid to the pastor: I An English clergyman was aston- I ished one day, while officiating for a i friend in H remote moorland church, to 1 see the old verger abstract a half- t crown from the collection plate before ] presenting it at the altar rails. \ After the service he told the old man ( that his crime had been discovered, s The verger looked puzzled. Then a ' sudden light dawned pn him: . ] "Why, sir you don't mean that ould half-crown of mine? 'Why,' I've led off with he thrts (last fifteen years." ( Such is life. % T # , ? American participation in the , northern Russia hostilities in and y around Archangel resuited in a total of'563 casualties according to a com *.Smokera realize |8ijjl11 m that th* value i* in Vm. I cigarette* and doJ ! li 1 not expect premium* ipp|p||| or coupontl^^^ ml , HI ' , : jjjjj., . _ ; Cemeh ere *otd seerjrwher* ! inaiiS in mrtrnfificallv sealed peek' " hj, ji1' i|n of 30 eigarottoo; or (or ' .'""f; | . packagaa (300 cigarattaa) in a '*ji . r1!- glataine-papor-coraradcarton Ji W? atrongiy recommend ihil carton for tha homo or o&ioa 1 ,,<j[ ' aopply or whan you travel mm ' ' J f I' 1 .?> . :v. "iRi'"1 :::,i::'i m ii", ? -.iitTi.ifnnyv T?" ' 1 ' mmmmmmrmmmrm 8 m wm ni4i ^.AJbS )RIC EXHIBITION OCTOBER 22 ator will answer all questioj YORK HARDW YORK Agents-Tor Y i ^ ^ \ / , = plete record which the war departnent pave out last Thursday. The 'orce sent to Archangel consisting of .he Three Hundred and Tirty-nintb nfantry and the Throe Hundred nnd < Tenth Engineers arrived there in Augjst, 1918 and was withdrawn in June. 1919. Of the total casualties given 103 vere due to deaths in battle 35 to leaths f.'om wounds, 81 from disease ind 19 from accident and other causes. There were 805 wounded and four prisoners, all of whom were released. It Was. -"Are you a lawyer?" ask- 1 hJ th? wrathy visitor. ' "I am, sir. What can I do for yoxif' ' "I'm in the grocery business. A voman called me a profiteer. Is that vord actionable?" . 1 "It, certainly is?if she can prove it." ?Birmingham Age Herald. ? ?-? ? : ' ' . r 2IGARE ^ ' j. li you wani 1.0 kuuw J unusual "enjoyment C smoke them in compa ' cigarette in the world i CAMELS are a cigaret way you consider thei % or refreshing flavor and fr % wonderful mellow-mild1 never before got in a cigar Camels are so full-bodiec I satisfaction you marvel t I light could be put into a c / Camels expert blend o / and choice Domestic toba so irresistibly appetizing! nvnlainc whir it is DOSsible "'V -- ? I Camels liberally without 1 You wilt prefer Camel of tobacco smoked str 'yC.f., You'll realize pretty among the many reasons y ; is their freedom from any retty aftertaste or unpleass Once you know Cai take much stock in prei or gifts! You* 11 prefer R. J. REYNOLDS TOBACCO CO. I Bii Ml -I M* Ml w MM?linn HP ww mm in www mn -? AT YORK COUf !, 23, AND 24 I . M ns regarding your heating j ARE COMPANY ,S. C. ork County nn ir^n. Mau^fcgtaafcgMji^i^g Strike Wanted.?"My daughter practices five hours a day," said Mr. Cumrox. "Surely she will become a great artist." i / "I hope so. Anyway, I hope she'll soon get far enough along to join a musical union and strike for shorter hours."?Washington Star. >tr Tobacco smoke is one of the pet abominations of the former German kaiserln, so that the exiled Wilhelm, nnrc most hlo-hest. hns to ?ro in to the garden of Castle Bentinck when he wishes to enjoy his cigar or clgaritte. V _ A ^ tsr Mrs. M. A. Hayes of Texas, has seen appointed to take charge of the offices of the Southern Rice Growers' association in London, England. ttes iamels provide jM|| rison with any it anv price! te revelation any if j|t nl Take quality, |f!|p agrance; or, that fBII; smoothness you ette smokel Yet 1 and so full-ofhat so much de- f|j | igarettel II ^ f choice Turkish ccos makes them And, the blencl 'J?.' : for you to smoke tiring your taste! JpJ s to ei ther kind tV- > Bight! i $? " v quick, too, that IJflB ou smoke Camels up unpleasant cigaintcigarettyodor! J ?1 nels you woii t niums, coupons ||9|| Camel quality!/, Mil ; , . . : Vr^.k; . ' , Winston-Salem, N. C r- rJ fel ipll Spit iitemf?$ mMumummmett ************ WHUwmwimMwi WiM wimw* , * rRAoe MARK HEG'D It: fry fair / ' ' v? I problems v ' : \ '! I .. * CALORIC | IjjS y\ Furnace ; ^ InitaTlrd a | in a Day. | j We Deliver P L it in the . SHI Morning and have it * Working ; by Evening. lnclaaatl. 0. ' - . . ' 1 ' ' . * ' l-A I A FINE Lit" S3 f GO-CARTS, PUSH-CARTS, | 4* 4* 4* 1 We are showing decidedly t 5 sortment of Go-Carts, Push-Oa 3 Strollers, etc., for the babies e | city. We have the style of bat i want and we believe you will fi ? attractive?Well be pleased to | Go-Carts?In Natural, B = French Grey shades. = Sulkies?In White Enamel, ] | finishes. | Park Strollers?In French | Ivory finishes. = Porch Gates?Keeps the hus | Very neat and convenient to us = - Baby Walkers?For babies = and especially helpful to babies S i i i i _ ti m _ i l* s adout learning iq waiK. xeacne 3 May we show you? Glad to j YORK FURNITURE & Hi | FERGUSON'S DYE STO ^ SHARON, , - - - S hhhbi^H I Rg = * We now have at, our Barn a ' S the best Missouri Mules and Hi I to Sharon. We want you to see Every ^ne /of these animals was carei picked for this market, . S In this lot we have sdme very fast Tr 3 Driving Mares. ^ 5 Jt you need a good Farm Mule we can - COMB ANp LOOK THEM OVER whe 2 not. = Every one of these animals will be sold 3 be just as rtpresenteiL Either Cash or Ow E If you have any CATTLE TO SELL WE ; We will appreciate & part of your butii 3 It pleasant and satisfactory to you. COMB 1 B. B FERGUSON, ? ' ^ ' iiiiifiiiuiiiiiiiiiniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiuiiiiiiniiiii j, n. irars son HICKORY GRO .? < * ? CASH GETS THE ih ' ' ' We have the Goods, including '\ ' ceries, Hardware, Furnit Implements. There are few more complete or betfc< county than oura. We do not know of any i THE PRICES WE ARE OFFERING A MAKE PEOPLE FORGET THE HIGI WE HAVE A TREMENDOUS STOCK OF E QUALITIES TO FIT EVERYBODY. T WE ARE OFFERING THEM ARE SI It is worth anybody's while to ci what they can get for a Ca* i . J. N. McGILL'S SONS Hickory Grove, i III IIIIIIIIIIIIIVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKBIIIIIIIIIIIIIflllllll | COURTNEY TRACTOR ? 0 S. L. COURTNEY, Pruidcnt \ FORDSON TR 1 I Jf. v No. 46 South Main Street W Titles to Real Estate and Real W Titf Estate Mortgages on sale at The En- Estate IV a pound and upvrard. quirer O t JE OF I SULKIES, ETC. { - , bo handsomest as- ? trts, Sulkies,-Park | rer shown in 'this >y vehicle that you nd our prices most show you. rown, Blue and { "fy.* ] ; ' " ' Natural and Brown >v ... ' < Grey, Natural and i \ itling babies inside.^, i f, 8 e. learning to walk, that are backwaitt ; ? s them quickly, ! do so. Come in. MARE CO. ' ' . . i, A .1,1 '* CK COMPANV ' l a* tSharona load of' orses ever shipped fully selected and hand 'w/-r\ Bpfn vwjg* I ottlng Horafef and Fancy j ' suit you In one or a ptif, */; ^ ither you want to brrjTor - ' r ~"p *. : v5.Jjj"<ii '2'Jaj|f 4' ?"Si,'' *.* '-^v r I lunder Our Guarantee l? ! WANT TO BUT THEM- ' leea and will try to make </ TO SEE OS. a VE~ ' PRICES ? Dry Goods, Groure, Agricultural. I? / ir selected stocks In the n this part of the county. . JW CALCULATED flPO r COST OFLJVTNO. fjj HOES?SHOES OF AUj HE PRICES AT WBIdB MPIjY REMARK <WJ1 ill upon us andwe ;h Dollar. \ \ '' ' i" .COMPANY, I. 0. iiiihiiihiuiiuhhiiiiiiiwimW'' : MPANY, INC. i J. A. RIDDLE. S?c-Tr*? jr ACTOR t v < !rt ijSBHfc I ill * Ar'fobtfti XraMMiZA < i > jt , York, S. C. i; i mm > to Raal Eitat* and Raal lortgsgas on aala at Tht Kit* ? ? t. 0 A ' %( - ^ ' - v ' ?