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Humorous Department. TAS BENDER HENSHPECKED? Any shentleman vot vill go round pehind your face, und talk in front of your back apout sometiogs, vas a shvindler. I heared dot Brown ss.ys, veek pefore next apout me, I vas a henshpecked huspand. Dot vas a lie! De proof of de eating vas in de puddings : I am married twenty year already, und I vas yet not paid-headed. I don't vas oonder some petty goats gofernments; shtill I tinks it vas petter if a feller vill insult mit bis vife und got her advices apout sometings or oder. Dem American vomans don't know sometings nefer apout his huspand's peesness, und vhen dem hart times comes, und not so much money comes in de house, dot makes not some tifference mit her. Shtill she moost have vone of dot pull-pack-in-de-front hoop-skirt-pettygoats, mit every kind trimmings. Pooty soon dot huspant gets pankrupted all to pieces. Dey send for de Doctor; und vhen de Doctor comes de man dies. Den dot vomans vas ' * ' 4 - ? - *- -J? (Ifti ftUft opugea to marry um uuuuer uiiuio mm don't maypo like mit four or six childrens, on account of his first vife already, und possibably vone or two mudders-by-law?vone second-handed, und de oder a s'htep-mudder-outlaw. Den she says mit herself, "I efen vish dot I vas dead a little." Now if a Cherman goes dead, dot don't make a bit of tifference. Nobody vould hardly know it, except maype himself. His vife goes mit de peesness on shust like notings has happened to somepody. American vomans and Cherman vomans vas a tifferent kind of peobles. For inshtinct, last year dot same feller, Mr. Brown, goes mit me in de putcher peesness togeder. He vas American man,?so vas his wife. Veil, many time vhen efery peobles has got de panic pooty bad, dot vomans comes to her huspant und says she mood have money. Den she goes out riding mit a carriages. Vonce on a time, Brown says to me, "Bender, I vouldn't be henshpecked." So he vent off und got himself tight?shust pecause his vife tells him, blease don't do dot. Den he sits down on his pack mit de floor, und if I am not dere dot time he never vould got home. Veil, dot night, me und my vife, ve had a little talk apout sometinga; und de next tay I says to Brown, "Look here vonst! My vife she makes sausages, und vorks in dot shtore; also my taughter she vorks py the shtore und makes head-skeeses ; und your vife vas going out riding all de times mit de horses-car, und a patent-tied-back-cardinal sbtriped shtockings. Now your vife moost go vork in de shtore and cut peersteaas, ana make Bauer-kraut, or else ve divide not equally any more dot profits." Veil, Brown be goes home udti be tells bis vife apout dot. Den she comes pooty quick mit Brown around, und ve had a misundersbtanding apout sometiugs, in vbich eferyinnlnrlinrv mr lofiHo fJflCT pwjr wu* a j/m t, luwiuu.ug 0 Kaiser. Pooty soon up comes a policesmans und arrests us for breeches of promise to keep de pieces, und assaulting de battery, or sometings. Den de firm of Render & Brown vas proke up. I go apout my peeaness, und Brown goes mit bis peeaness. My vife she helps in de shtore. His vife goes riding mit de horses-cars, and efery nights she vas by de theater. Yot's degonsequences? Along comes dot Centennial panic. Dot knocks Brown more higher as two kites, py Chimminy ! My income vas sbtill more as my outcome. But Brown, he goes 'round dot shtreets mit his hands out of his pockets, und he don't get a cent to his back. Von Boyle. The Grandpa.?The grandpa iz an individual aged somewhere between fifty and one hundred years, and iz a common occurrence in most well-regulated familys. Next to a healthy mother-in-law, they have more biziness on hand than enny other party in the household. They are the standard authority on all leading topicks, and what they don't know about what happened sixty-five years ago, or what will happen for the next three years to come, is a damage for everybody to kno. Grandpas are not entirely useless; they are bandy to bold babies, and feed pigs, and are very smart at mending a broken broom handle or putting up the clothes-line on washing days. I have seen grandpas that churn good, but I konsider it a mighty mean trick to set an old man over eighty years to churning butter. I am a grandpa myself, but I won't churn for no concern, not if I understand myself. I am willing to rock the baby while wimmen folks are biling soap; I am ready to kut rags to work into rag carpet; they can keep me hunting hens' eggs, or picking green kurrants; or I'll even dip kandles or kore apples for sass, but I won't churn. I have examined myself on the subject; and I'll bet a jacknife that Josh Billings won't churn. Grandpas are poor help at bringing up children; they are full of precept and katekism, but the young ones seem to understand that grandpa minds them a heap more than they mind grandpa.?Josh Billings. Sharp Practice.?Some time during last year, a young sprig of the law was admitted to the New York bar. His father, a prudent old man, gave him a hundred dollars to purchase a library of books, and told him that was all he could do for him at that time, but that by industry, prudence and immediate enforcement of payment of all sums of money that might be his, he had no doubt that he ' ' a /? 1 __ xL_ .1J migm gee aiong. a Tew aays aiier, me oiu man dropped into John's office, and borrowed fifteen dollars of the money he had given him, promising to pay it by twelve o'clock next day. "All right, dad," said John ; "give me your memorandum." The next day at twelve pa did not appear; and John immediately served a writ upon him, and put a bailiff in his house, just as the old man was sitting down to dinner. She had just returned from a visit to a married couple, and as she threw her hat on the sofa, she turned up her nose, put on a look of disgust, and said, "If there is anything on this earth that is hateful, it is to see married people kissing and hugging and gushing before folks." Her little brother crawled out from under the sofa, where he had been hunting a stray marble, and, addressing his sister, said: "You and George is all the time kissing each other before me; but you isn't married yet, and then I suppose I'm too small to be folks." That little boy told another boy next morning that it wasn't always a sign when your ear burned, that somebody was talking about you. ?. ? ? t&~ There is a story of two Irishmen who bought a little barrel of whisky in partnership to trade with on the Derby day. They agreed that neither should drink without paying. On the way one drank a glass and paid his partner threepence. The other then had a glass and returned the threepence. rru __ i t aI _ _K - mey Kepi up mis auernauou uuui, wuou tbey reached the Downs, the whisky was all gone, and they had honestly paid for every drink, and were bewildered to find that they - had only threepence between them. I?* A schoolmaster tells the following story : "I was teaching in a quiet country village in the central part of New York State. The second morning of my session, I had leisure to survey my surroundings. Amidst the scanty furniture I espied a three legged stool. 'Is that the dunce block ?' I asked a little girl of five. The dark eyes sparkled, she codded assent, and the lips rippled out, 'I suppose so, the teacher always sits on it.' The stool was unoccupied that term." "What do you mean by humbugging, madam?" asked a homely barrister of a lady whom be was cross-examining. "I don't know as I can exactly say, sir; but if a lady was to say to you that you're a handsome man, that would be what I'd call humbugging." and fireside. GERMAN MILLET. German or golden millet is one of the most productive grass crops that can be grown, and furnishes an excellent, rich hay of great value for feeding cattle, sheep and horses, and it is especially good for young stock and milch cows. When in the blue grass region of Kentucky last August, we noticed many fields of it yielding immense crops. Many feeders there of mules and young cattle fed it with profitable results. We give the following from one who has successfully raised it for some years: It is sown the same as oats, from three pecks to one bushel to the acre. The blade first resembles young corn, coming out alternately ^ ~ n^nllrn vnkink every uv? iuuucb uu tun oun*o, nuivu |>u.i from four to seven feet high, having a large head, one and one-fourth to two inches in diameter and eight to ten inches long; one head yields one-fourth to one-half pint of seed. It matures in about ten to twelve weeks from the time of sowing, ripens slowly, and never falls down and wastes. It resists the severest storms. The time it will stand after it is ripe, and the manner in which it resists wind, are wonderful. It will yield from forty to one hundred bushels of seed, and two to four tons of hay to the acre; will grow in wet or dry, rich or poor land, and is the surest crop I have ever raised, and the most profitable. One rain on it will insure a sure crop, and it is not like the old, common millet or Hungarian grass. Being a great fertilizer, it leaves the ground in a light, mellow condition, and free from everything that grows, the growth being so luxuriant that it Aiif AnnrrtKinf* olao Ttl nisi ailjr smuiuois UUI ?tu>;?iiu6 should not be sown until danger of frost is over. It is sown in this climate from the 20th of April to the 1st and 15th of August, with good results. It can be cut as hay, but the nicest way is to cut as oats or wheat, and bind in bundles. I would recommend it unhesitatingly to aDy farmer as the very best thing he can grow.?Marietta ( Oa.) Journal. Summer Vermin.?Fowls are subject to the attacks of two kinds of vermin, which in summer are worse than at any other season. The more common is a louse; the other is a mite, which has the appearance of a minute spider. The louse lives on the bodies and feathers of the fowls, while the mite conceals itself in the cracks and crevices of the henhouse, coming out at night and preying upoD the fowls and then returning to its hiding place. The louse may be got rid of generally by providing the fowls with dry ashes, sand and dust, in which they can bathe themselves. It is a good plan to sift ashes and dust for this purpose, addiDg to them some flour of sulphur. Place the mixture where it can be easily used, and the fowls will soon free themselves from vermin. The mite is usually destroyed by applying a good coat of white wash to the poultry house, but the surest way is to fumigate the house thoroughly. It is necessary to stop all the openings of the house as tight as possible. Take an old pan or iron pot and place some live coals in it; then take tobacco (cigar refuse will answer) and lay on the coals aa a top layer, after which put on a sufficient quantity of rolled brimstone, broken up. Have everything in readiness before you begin. Shut the door up tight before you fumigate, and the sulphur fumes will do their work effectually. Feeding Onions and Meat.?The Poultry Nation says that onions are an admirable food for fowls, or rather an adjunct food. If given regularly, they will help prevent the more ordinary diseases of poultry. Meat is said by some to be an essential food for poultry, especially in winter, when they cannot get the worms they pick up in summer. Others again, maintain that the habit of giving meat to poultry is productive of grave evils?the cause of many of the worst forms of disease which affect them ; by these authorities it is called unnatural food, inasmuch as the digestive organs of the birds are not fitted to assimilate it. There must, we think, be some mistake in all this; for we know of a surety that fowls devour, when they get it, and entirely of their own accord, an enormous quantity of animal food; here it is cooked ; the game found in nature's garden is raw. If meat is unnatural food for poultry, they certainly have an unnatural appetite for it. Throw in a lump of meat, among a lot of fowls; if it is not a bone of contention, it is something like it, so eager are all to grab at it. We believe the habit of giving too much food to poultry in a short space of time is a bad one. If you notice their habits you perceive that the process of picking up their food under ordinary, what we may call the natural condition, is a very slow one. Hog Cholera.?This disease is the same as pure typhoid tever in man ; tne large nowels are ulcerated, according to the amount of poison absorbed, and the time between the taking of the disease and death varies with the appearance of the body. The disease is the most contagious known. It is carried by chickens and birds from one lot of hogs to another. So long as bogs run at large it can never be stayed ; hogs penned in the centre of a large field and watered from a well never get it unless carried to them by birds. However, to prevent the hogs from getting the disease is much easier than to cure them after they have taken it. Give the hogs all they will eat of corn^slops a little sour, slops sweet, cold, cooked or raw; charcoal, lime (slacked and dry preferred,) rotton wood, wood ashes, hen manure and bricks broken in small pieces. Give them good fresh water twice, or at least once, a day. Let them have airy quarters and a good warm place to sleep and they will have no hog cholera. Keeping too many hogs together and feeding slop three times a day, without fresh water, are the principal causes of the disease. The Soil for Grass.?Poor land in no country will raise rich grass. But there is a difference, other things being equal, in the natural adaptation of soils to grass. Sandy soils are unfavorable to it. This want of natural adaptation may, however, be compensated by extra pains in preparation and manuring. Tight clay soils are, at the South, best adapted to grass. Wherever such a soil is either naturally or artificially rich, grass will thrive in it. Some of these soils are unsuited to any other crop from their compactness, unless it be oats. For instance, what are called "pipe clay lands," will bring neither cotton or corn to advantage, but will produce excellent herds-grass. There are thousands and tens of thousands of acres of this pipe clay land, now utterly valueless to their owners, which would make fine herds-grass meadows. C. W. Howard. Old-Fashioned Farming.?What would you think of the cabinet maker who should undertake to make furniture on a large scale by means that were used eighty years ago, sawing out all the parts by hand instead of by machinery. How would a tinner get along with the old fashioned tools, disregarding the use of die and stamps ? How would the wagon-maker succeed shaving spokes by hand, mortising hubs by chisel and mallet? Or how the shoe-maker, disdaining sewing and pegging machines ? Well they might possibly make a living as they turned out their clumsy jobs, while others working by improved and best methods are gettiug rich. The old-fashioned farmer with poor tools, and disdaining book knowledge, and the modern farmer with the best of tools and with his head full of ideas, are parallel cases.?Micawba. Loose Teeth.?When the front teeth become loose without any apparent cause, a diseased state of the gums may be apprehended. Sometimes the teeth may be set firm again by washing out the mouth, three or four mornings running, with a tincture of ! myrhh, about a teaspoonful in a third of a tumbler of water. But if this will not succeed, use the following for a mouth wash : Infusion of roses, six ounces; borax, one ounce; honey of roses, one ounce. fteadittg for tbr Sabbath.t 1 f CONDUCTED BY g REV. ROBERT LATHAN. li [Original.] C PARABLE OF THE LABORERS. s Matthew xx: 1-17. e The design of this parable, if we catch the t spirit of the passage, is to illustrate the sov- \ ereignty of God. The parable stands in close v connection with the last words of the previous ] chapter: "Many that are first shall be last; e and the last shall be first." We feel the more c confident in asserting that these words are c the key which unlocks the parable, because v the Saviour, after having concluded the para- t ble, says in the 16th verse: "So the last shall | be first and the first last." To say that the t first is, or shall be last, and the last is, or <j shall be first, i'b one of those paradoxical ex- f pressions which frequently occur in the Script a tures. The Saviour framed this parable of v the laborers in the vineyard to illustrate this ] thing. After he concluded the parable, he 1: said, in effect: "So, or in this way, it is shown, e or illustrated, that the first shall be last and a the last first." <3 The sovereignty of God is at once the most 1 mysterious and most sublime subject that can " be contemplated by the human mind. In s this passage this subject is brought to view, ? first in sending the laborers into the vineyard s at different hours of the day, and second in 1 the manner in which the householder settled <j with the laborers. In fact, we might say that the sovereignty of God is brought to our view, in that the "idlers" were sent into the vineyard at all. The great difficulty, and perhaps the only t difficulty connected with the sovereignty of i God, is that it seems to be impossible for i God to be an absolute sovereign, and man at f tbe same time to be a free agent. That God is an independent sovereign, acting "according to his will in the army of heaven, and among the inhabitants of the earth," is capa- j. Kl? nf dpmonstrftt.inn from the works of Crea W.W V. ^ t Q tion and Providence, and is at the same time . 1 the plain, explicit and oft-repeated declara- ^ tion of the Scriptures. On the other hand, ^ that man is a free agent, is a doctrine of the . Bible, and a fact of which every human being is conscious. God exercises his sovereign- j ty over everything in the Universe. It is not limited. His Kingdom has no end. No t creature is too small to escape his notice, and ( none is so large as to dispense with his sov- ^ ereign care and control. God governs the gases, the winds, the vapors, the-clouds and ^ everything animate and inanimate. The sway ^ of his scepter is felt in heaven, on earth and { in hell. Notwithstanding this, every man j feels that he is free. He is conscious of the { fact, and God says he is free. We are not able to comprehend how this can be ; much { less are we able to explain it. But we dare not doubt it, unless we are prepared to contradict the teachings of God's word and works and call in question our own consciousness. Awful as is the sovereignty of God, there is something in it that is very consoling. It is , the rock upon which we can plant our feet j and cherish a hope. Were either the winds or the clouds or any portion of creation, in the y slightest degree, under the control of creatures, the world would be ruined in less than C a moment. Icebergs and tropical suns, flam- ^ ing fires and overflowing floods, would be raingled in wild confusion. No man could lie down at night and expect to see another morning. ( In the parable of the laborers sent into the vineyard, the sovereignty of God, as already 8 said, is brought clearly into view. At dawn ? of the morning, the householder went out to hire laborers. He agreed with the laborers r for a penny a day. Again, he found idlers at ^ nine o'clock in the morning, at noon, at three o'clock in the afternoon and one hour before ^ sundown, standing in the streets idle. All these he sent into his vineyard, promising to give each one of the different laborers "what is right." Those laborers who were hired early in the morning were promised a penny? a denarius?fifteen and one-half cents: the 8 others, "what is right." We must not put too much emphasis on the words "Aired" and "penny," or we will find ^ ourselves in a difficulty out of which we ^ cannot get and be consistent with the general j scope. If we give the word hired its usual meaning, we may come to the conclusion that ^ whatever good God, the great householder, bestows upon any of us, is due us. Hired ? here means contracted with, or it may, as it often does, mean to induce or solicit for our ? own good. God's essential glory is not ad- ^ vanced by anything that we do, or by any good that he bestows upon us. His declarative glory is, and all grace is, for the good of ^ the creature that receives it. The principle designed is to be exemplified, would not have ^ been altered, had the householder promised j the hirelings half a penny or ten pennies. The particular sum of money is of no impor- ? tance. It was in the householder an act of sovereignty to promise any sum. Every ? grace that God bestows upon any of Adam's ^ race?the idlers in the parable?is done in the exercise of his marvelous sovereignty. c The sinner deserves to die the death that never " dies: but God, in the exercise of his sover J! eign love, gave his Son to die for sinnerB. The sinner deserves to be driven away into * the lake that burns with fire and brimstone; but God, in an act of his sovereign mercy, invites him to come into the vineyard and V labor, and he will give unto him eternal life? 0 not as a reward of his labor, but because ? of obedience to the heavenly command, and ! receiving eternal life in the sovereign purpose ' of God, are inseparably connected. When the time for settlement came, the ? steward was instructed to call the laborers * and pay each one a penny, beginning with ^ the last. When those who began to labor ^ soon in the morning saw those who labored ' only one hour, receiving a penny, they began ? to think within themselves that they would ^ receive more than a penny. Such, however, was not the case. All received a penny. c Those who had labored longest began to mur- y mur and complain. The householder replied to their murmurings that he had done no one d any wrong. He had agreed or contracted 1 with the first laborers for a penny a day. He c had paid them a penny, and, consequently, ^ had acted justly and honorably. The prin- * ciple upon which the householder acted was that it was lawful for him to do as he saw fit t with his own. b In the same way, God the great household- t er of the universe, deals with all his crea- ^ tures. He is faithful in carrying out all his ' contracts with any and all of his creatures ; a but at the same time he displays his sovereignty even in his grace. As a God of provI idence, "he raiseth the poor out of the dust, c and lifteth the needy out of the dunghill." 8 Psalms, cxiii: 7. The reason that is assigned i for his thus acting is, that the "pillars of the I earth are the Lord's." 1 Samuel ii :8. Paul n I could say, "What I am I am by the grace of t i God." 1 Cor. xv: 10. a To the carnal mind there is something that 9 unpleasant in the sovereignty of God. Sinill human nature would arrogate to itself overeignty. That spirit of rebellion which b in us all by nature, is ready to prompt us m all occasions to exclaim with an air of elf-assumed dignity and importance, soverignty to ourselves. "This," says human naure, "is a free world. Who is lord over us ?" iVe should remember that we are creatures? Forms of the dust?and God is the Creator. ?or near six thousand years, God has govrned this world. To-day, of the countless nillions of creatures that rejoice in heaven or Qove upon this earth, or writhe in a world of roe, there is not a single one that is not conrolled by God. We should also reflect that God so governs bis world as not to interfere with our freelom. Every human being is as free as it is lossible for a creature to be. God leaves us ill to the freedom of our own choice. Such pas the condition of Adam in the garden of Paradise; and such is the condition of all lis descendants. God drags, by force, no an to heaven. No man is taken to a seat it God's right hand against his will. God Irives to hell no man against his will. 'Choose ye this day," says God, to all men, 'whom ye will serve." "If God be God, erve him, but if Baal be God, serve him." 5in dug the pit of perdition, and it is sin that ends men there and retains them there in lopeless despair. Every ransomed son and laughter of Adam may say: "Grace first inscribed my name In God's eternal book ; 'Twas grace that gave me to the Lamb, Who all my sorrows took." Still, although it is grace that rescues from he ruins of sin?grace that leads "our rovng feet to tread the heavenly road," every ndividual is free to accept or reject that offered grace. [Original.] FOLLOW CHRIST. It is to be feared that many of us who lave a name to live, are, in reality, spiritually lead. We have only a vague idea of what t is that constitutes a true follower of Jesus Christ. Satan, the sleepless enemy of souls, lecoives us in countless ways. He whispers n our ears, that all that God requires of us, is o make a decent profession of religion and ive uprightly before men. In every conceivible way he turns our attention away from he Saviour, and induces us to centre it upon lurselves. The great enemy of all good puts is to work that we may do for ourselves what ve cannot do, and what Christ, the Lamb of Sod, has done for us. The energy of our naures is exhausted in vain attempts to make in atonement for sin, whilst we totally negect to try to do what God requires of us to lo. Instead of being co-workers with God in >ur sanctification, we are going about vainly sndeavoring to establish a righteousness by vhich we can be justified. Too often we lose igbt of Jesus Christ We conclude that it is in easy matter to get ready to die. It is a vork of so little importance, we think, that t can be performed in a few hours, when the ummons to depart is placed in our hands, resus bids us do one thing ; we do another. 3e charges us to set our affections supremely ipon him. We too often divide our affections. liVe try to serve God and Mammon. "Follow ne," is the command which king Emmanuel ;ives to all. What is it to follow Jesus? )ne answers, he is a follower of Jesus, who is t member of the visible church. It is true that the overwhelming majority if the followers of Jesus are members of the 3burcb ; but in no place in the Bible is it aid, or even intimated, that all the members if the visible church are followers of Christ. The devil often urges men and women to nake a profession of religion as a matter of he first importance; Jesus Christ never does. The Saviour cares nothing for our barren professions. He makes but one demand of us ; tut it is so great that it includes everything re have. He does not ask us for our propery, for our gold or our silver, for our houses, ir our lands. If he were hungry he would tot tell us. The cattle on a thousand hills ,re his. All the gold and silver are his. The rorld and the fullness thereof is his. Jesus omes to each of us with the gentleness of a larent, and with the authority which he has ver us as our maker, preserver and redeemer, ie says to every one, "give me thy heart." f he gets our hearts, he will get all we are ,nd have; and if we withhold from him our learts, he will have nothing we have. If he ;ets our hearts he will get our professions. Ve will join the church and be ready to give iur bodies a living sacrifice, wholly accepta>le to God. Nothing but a physical impossilility can keep the man who gives his heart " * r?!? -r 0 Jesus irons matting a pruiessiuu ui rengiuu. When Jesus commands us to follow him, ie deals candidly with us. We are told that re must turn our backs upon the world. )ur affections must be centred upon him. Ie must reign in our hearts to the expulsion f every idol. We are required to love esus; if need be, to the hating of everything lse. We must, before we begin to follow esus, take up our cross. The cross is a sym01 of everything that is undesirable to the arnal mind. We must deny ourselves all ugodliness and worldly lusts, and live sobery, righteously and godly in the world. To ive and act as the men of the world live and ct, is not to follow Jesus, but to follow the evil. The joys which are experienced by those rho follow Jesus, are heavenly. They are weeter than honey, they are more to be deired than silver and gold. To those who allow Jesus he is a sun and shield. He gives hem grace for every emergency in this world, nd in the world to come he promises them lory. During their earthly pilgrimage he iromises to give them what is good. Nothing hat is for their bouIs' good will be withheld. ?he young lions may be hungry and lack ood ; rebels against God may inhabit parchd lands ; but the follower of Jesus will not ack any good. God takes care of the frail lodies of those who follow his son, but the " - * xi_ LI: Diet Source OI lueir ujiss IB 1U uuiuiuuuiug rith God. I@- Id the best of books we read of para* lise where our first parents were placed, inhere were four things given to man in his onditiou of happiness. There were laws deining good from evil; there was the Sabbath fhich was to be kept holy. There was the fork to be done?to till the ground and keep t. The first thing that God gave to man in he garden, was a happy home, when he put lusband and wife together and there founded he first household. If you want to make our life happy, it is necessary to have work or brain and muscle, a Sabbath rightly kept, he sweetness and purity of a happy home, nd obedience to law.?Rev. John Hall. Trouble, like a strong electric light, asts another color over the formerly dark cene, and we discover what we had forgotten, .'rials work a degree of tenderness of spirit, nd so make the sia conspicuous to the weepog eye and to the troubled heart. Many a Dan when in great trouble about other maters has also begun to be in deep distress on ccount of sin.?Spurgeon. ? otMU ftttquiw. TKRM0?IN ADVANCE x One copy, one year. 9 8 0( One copy, six months, 1 5< One copy, three months, 1 (X Single copy, 1( Two copies, one year, 5 (X Ten copies, one year, - 26 (X To persons who make up clnbe of ten oi more names, an extra copy of the paper will t? ftirnished one year, free of charge. PRICES REDUCED. "THE FAMILY FAVORITE" IMPROVED NEW MODEL MACHINE. Light-Running, Noiseless, No Gears, No Cams, No Springs, New and Elegant Styles of Wood Work. From this date, by the expiration of Patent! under which we have been paying royalties, w< aer enabled to sell our machines at GREATLY REDUCED PRICES, and as low as those of any first-class machine. Send for Circulars and Prleo Lists. wTTiTm arvm-TXTn xr A fiTTTATT? nmtTDAXrv wEjEJU orjVTinu VUIUIAHI BALTIMORE, MD, Jane 7 23 t f THE COLUMBIA REGISTER. PUBLISHED DAILY, TBI-WEEXLY AND WEEKLY, at COLUMBIA, S. C., by HOYT, EMLYN & M'DANIEL, JAMES A. HOTT, Editor. THE DAILY REGISTER contains the lates news of the day, all commercial, politics and other matter sent by telegraph, full focal re ports, editorials upon all current topics, am GRANGE AND AGRICULTURAL DEPART MENTS. The Daily has a circulation extending to al parts of the State, is circulated in nearly ever] State in the Union, and is constantly increasing therefore as an advertising medium it cannoi uo nui uooovu* THE TRI-WEEKLY REGI8TER is issuet every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday morn ing, and contains all the news of two days In on< issue. THE WEEKLY REGISTER is an EIGH1 PAGE paper, containing forty-eight columns, em bracing the cream of the news of each week This paper is within the reach of every family and we are pleased to state the fact that its larg) circulation is rapidly increasing. THE REGISTER is now the Organ of the Stat Orange, and all matters of interest to the Patroni of Husbandry will be treated in their appropriah department, The Agricultural and Grange ar tides will appear in each oi onr publicationsDaily, Tri-Weekly and Weekly. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. DAILY REGISTER. One year, $7.(X Six months, 3.54 Three months 1.71 TRI-WEEKLY REGISTER. One year 5.04 Six months, 2.54 Three months 1.21 WEEKLY REGISTER. One year, 2 04 Six months, 1 04 Three months, ! 54 May 31 22 tf G. H. O'LEARY. THE undersigned would respectfully remind the public that he is still engaged in the man< ufacture of Saddles, Bridles, Harness, <fto., anc will also do all kinds of repairing at low price) for cash. SADDLES. A full snpply of ladies' and gentlemen's Sad' dies, of all the different styles and qualities, constantly on hand and sold at the lowest cash prices HARNESS. I keep on hand a complete stock of Harness, o all styles?for wagon, boggy and carriage?mad) of superior stock, in the most workmanlike man ner, to which I invite the inspection of the public SUNDRIES. Collars, Whips, Martingales, Bridles. Halters Circingles, Hames, Hamestrings, Saddle Blan kets, <fec., Ac., in full supply, and at the lowes prices. FURNITURE. In connection with my Saddlery establishmeni I shall also conduct the FURNITURE BUST NESS, and keep on hand a full stock of article) in that line, consisting or Bureaux, Beasieaas Tables, Chairs, Lounges, Cottage and Cbambei Suites, <fcc., of different styles and qualities, anc in the various kinds of wood. G. H. O'LEARY. DINING TABLES, &C. EXTENSION Dining Tables and Dining Chain for sale, by G. H. O'LEARY. BEDSTEADS. A NICE lot of Walnut Bedsteads just received, Also, Maple and Poplar and Cottage Bedsteads for sale oy G. H. O'LEARY. COOKING STOVES. THE Cotton King Cooking Stove is a No. 1 Stove. Call and see before buying. For sale cheap, by G. IL O'LEARY. ETTENGER & EDMOND, RICHMOND, VA. MANUFACTURERS of Portable and Stationary Engines, Boilers of all kinds, CIRCULAR SAW WILLS, Grist Mills, Mill Gearing, Shafting, Pnlleys, Ac., American Turbine WATER WHEELS, and Cameron's Special Steam Pump. Send for Catalogue. WM. ETTENGER. H. P. EDMOND. November 2 44 ly April 5 F & ]4 ly* CLEANSING AND REPAIRING. THE undersigned would respectfully inform the public that he is prepared to oleanse garments of any fabric whatever, rendering them perfectly clean, and if unfaded, restoring them to the original brightness and lustre of the goods. Do not throw away your old clothes, but have them cleaned and made to look as well as new. Work promptly done, and at the most reasonable prices. THOMAS BALLARD. March 29 13 tl WRAPPING PAPER. OLD Newspapers, of large size, suitable for wrapping, for sale at 50 cents per hundred, at the ENQUIRER OFFICE. March 9 5 ly TRIAL JUSTICE'S BLANKS. RECOGNIZANCES, Warranto of Arrest, Summons in civil action, and Executions. For sale at the ENQUIRER OFFICE. AGRICULTURAL LIENS, MORTGAGES of Real Estate, and Titles to Real Estate. For sale at the ENQUIRER OFFICE. NOTICE. I AM still Agent for the "American" because it is the best and cheapest Sewing Machine made. . JT R. SCHORB December 21 51 tf OUR PREMIUM OFFERS. , CLUB BOOKS YET OPEN! ! B WITH the view of accommodating a number (S of club-makers, whose clube for the cur- ^ j rent volume of the ENQUIRER are not as large ? . as they desire, as well also as to extend to all who (4. j may desire it the opportunity of obtaining the fx paper at club rates, we have decided to keep open JV , our club books until the FIRST MONDAY OP P NOVEMBER NEXT. Until that date, subecri- ?3 bers will be received through club-makers, who . ' obtained lista under our previous offer?the club- H makers being duly accredited with all names tbey may return under the present proposition, which names will be added to their former lists. New . clubs will also be received from those who may 9 desire to obtain any of the elegant Premiums we offer for such service. In this connection we r would again invite attention to our ^ LIST OF PREMIUMS, = TUB articles comprising wnicn nave ueen auopt- n ed bv us with special reference to securing only articles of value, and which will prove services- K ble to those procuring them. The regular retail * price is given with each, and they are just as good as so much cash to those who receive them. All the articles are put down in our schedule at manufacturers' regular retail prices, and cannot be bought with cash any lower than the prices here given. Premiums Nos. 1,2 and 3 will be delivered __ through the mails, to persons entitled to receive r| them, free of cost. The other Premiums will be A delivered at the expense for freight charges, of those receiving them. In cases where Premiums can be delivered at our publication office, arrangements may be perfected for reducing the freight charges on small articles to a nominal amount. The changes for freight on the Silver Ware and r" Cutlery Premiums will be from New York ; on the Cooking 8toves from Greensboro, N. C.; and !? on the Sewing Machines from Baltimore, Md. OUR LIBERAL OFFERS. ?! siz No. 1.?For a club of 4 subscribers, at >2.50 dei each, we will give a treble silver-plated BUTTER th< KNIFE, worth f 1.00. is ( No. 2.?For a club of 8 subscribers, at $2.50 each, sic we will give one copy of^he famUy edition_(clotb w? binding) of SMITH'S ABRIDGED BIBLE Dll> tbi I TIONARY, the publisher's price of which is In 3 13.50 per copy. Or for $4.50 we will give a copy re? of the Bible Dictionary and send the Enquirer D. one year to any single subscriber not in a clnb. Mi No. 3.?For a club of 10 subscribers, at $2.50 Gt each, we will give a copy of the ENQUIRER one Be year, or a set of six treble silver-plated TEA Yt SPOONS, worth $3.00. an No. 4.?For a club of 15 subscribers, at $2.50 by each, we will give one set?six of each?Hard 81 Rubber-Handle TABLE KNIVES AND FORKS, of the manufacturer's price of which is $5.00. de ? No. 5.?For a club of 10 subscribers, at $2.50 Nc each, we will give either g treble silver-plated ' SYRUP CUP, worth $6.00; or a set of six treble j silver-plated TABLE 8POONS, worth $6.00. No. 6.?For a club of 18 subscribers, at $2.50 T. each, we will give a treble silver-plated BUTTER JO > DISH, worth $8.00. , No. 7.?For a club of 20 subscribers, at $2.50 Y< each, we will give one set of six solid cast steel J. oval-handle TABLE KNIVES, and one set of six ? treble-silver-plated TABLE FORKS, the manu- SI facturer's price of which articles is $10.00. I No. 8.?For a club of 30 subscribers, at $2.50 eaob, we will give a full set of extra superfine, full j0 oval ivory-handle TABLE KNIVES, with silverplated blades, and a full set of treble silver-plated , TABLE FORKS, the manufacturer's price of To which articles is $15.00. -wNo. 9.?For a club of 40 subscribers, at $2.50 f each, we will give one No. 8 TROPIC COOKING fl], STOVE, with pipe and a full set of fixtures, the (jo manufacturer's price of which is $30.00. a c t No. 10.?For a club of 40 subscribers, at $2.50 Gf 1 each, we will give one three-quart, treble silver- fV - plated COMMUNION SERVICE, consisting of 6x I 8IX pieces, worth $40. ] No. 19.?For a clnb of 55 subscribers, at $2.50 each, we will give a WEED SEWING MA- f0j 1 CHINE, Walnut Plain Half-Case, with two Draw? era and Drop Leaf, the manufacturer's price of m, ; which is $75. be t Specimens of the Sewing Machines, and aD nearly all the other articles included in the above ] 1 premium list, can be seen and examined at our Rubllcation office; and in all cases we guarantee To iat the Premiums furnished to those entitled ? to receive them, will be equal to the specimens w) P shown gc : TERMS AND CONDITIONS. ? 3 It is not necessary that the names of a club ohmild all ho at thesame Dost office. Names may ] e be taken at any number of places if they are all ? * returned by the same Clnb Agent. One name for two years, will be equivalent to two names for FY one year each. J[ The time for completing clubs under the above sp< offer is limited to the FIRST MONDAY OF th< NOVEMBER, 1877, by which time the names with ST the cash, should be returned to the office, though loi names may be returned at any time between this I and the above date. No premium will be deliver- ela ed until the requisite number of names has been ms returned, and the fall amount due for them paid, tat All subscriptions must be forwarded to us at 1 the expense of those sending tbemr pb In sending names, write plainly, giving conn- no ty, post-office and State. 5 All subscriptions will be discontinued atthe ex- wl piration of the time paid for. fal All subscribers to the Enquirer will receive 1 the paper free of postage. cbi Persons entitled to receive Premiums, must 1 give fall directions as to whom and how they an* shall be delivered. Ch A separate list will be kept for each club-maker, Rc who will be credited with every name sent, so lui that the number returned by any person can be tra ascertained at a moment's notice 1 THE TIME OF CLOSINO. s Club-makers, and those who may wish to form _J clubs, should bear in mind that the offers we here en present do not invite competition for Premiums, 11 oomiM fhfl T. A DftPflT . a? in ine caae oi wui i^iiih w oou.v. ...? . club. Each olnb-maker sending the requisite J. number of subscribers will obtain the Premium offered for the specified number. The time, however, for completing a club is limited, under the . present offer, until the FIRST MONDAY OF ' NOVEMBER, 1877. Names may be sent in at * any time prior to the above date. Send the * names as fast as obtained, accompanied with the cash, and the Premium will be delivered when the requisite number of names has been returned. fo , DESCRIPTIVE LIST. \ tot Our Cooking Stove Premium. for The eleyant Cooklny 8tore* which we offer u Premium*, sw are manufactured by Messrs. Serjeant k McCauley, at Greensboro, N. C. Theae Store* are made of the beat Scotch ply met- . t al, with heavier and thicker plate than any other atove In the market, and consequently will the lonyer wlthatand beat and hard uaaye. They are of a handaome pattern and neat finish, the and warranted equal In point* of appearance, durability and *u- tifl i perlor cooklny qualitlea, to any Stove manufbetured In the re] r Union. Th* atove we have (elected to yive aa a Premium ia the T | largest size made by the manufacturer*, and with each one will 1 be furnished, without charye, three Joint* and one eihow of pipe, and all the nece**ary cooklny utensils, viz.: one him boiler, one [L. hulye pot and cover, one tea kettle, one round frylny pan, one J ' lony frylny pan, one round piddle, one pair waffle Iron*, two iheet Iron bread pan*, one acraper and one lifter. Over rivs thou- tv. s*nd of theae itovea are In u*e In Vlrylnla and North and South Carolina, and they yive unlveraal satisfaction. The atove* will be shipped to thnae entitled to receive them aa Premium*, direct ' from the manufactory In Greenaboro, N. C. Sewing Machine Premium. The superior Sewing Machine we offer aa a Premium, la I the well-known Weed Machine and la manufbetured by the iz Weed Sewlny Machine Company, Hartford, Conn. It ia adapt- Bto ' ed to all the wanta of fhmlly aewlny; it can be readily compre- f bended by any one; It runs easily; la alwaya ready; will do any and all kinds of sewlny with lei* ehanylny and fewer extra at- OQI tachment*; la self-adjuitlny; la a two-thraad Machine, making Ho * an Elastic Lock-Stitch; stand* solid and firm, with lony and 0f roomy foldlny table, and ha* the convenience of two drawers, , Several of theae Machine*, duriny th* paat year, have been delivered to peraona who have retnrned the requlaite number of KE name*. Smith's Bible Dictionary. This Dictionary la the work of Dr. William 8mlth, of the jn 1 University of London, and the moat eminent lexlcoyrapher la ica the world, who, In It* preparation associated with himself over Olt seventy distinguished divines and authors, of both Europe and -- *- -a -*'"v onmnmhunylv* nil*. Ulin country, in um |imiuu? m Ko-r"'"* - v?u.r. tionary of the Bible, and supplying a want long felt by the rellg- C ious publie. The result of these labors appeared In three large Dr] ' and very costly volumes, a wonderful monument of learning. v An abridgement of this great work, for popular use, made by Dr. Smith himself, is the one we have arranged to furnish our sub- . scribers. The book contains every name in the Bible respecting I which anything can be said. It embraces the results of historic " * research, antiquarian Investigation, the study of languages and 9 dialects, and the discoveries of the modern travelers and expio *rem In the Holy Land?Robinson, Rawlinson, Ferguson, Lay- "? ard, Offert and Stanley. The book Is printed Dora new stereo- 8Q] typo plates, on good paper, and la appropriately llluatrated with mi over 135 Engravings of beautlfal Scenes, Ancient Cities, and gt,4 ' Memorable Places of the Holy Land, descriptive Figures and .1,. valuable Map*. It contains nearly 800 closely-printed, double- ~J column, octavo pages, Including 24 elegant fall-page, Steel and Wood Engravings. It Is printed in type of a heavy, distinct, and tloi very legible face. The publisher's price of the Dictionary is pes ? gO< Three-Qnart Communion Set. poi Churches ansupplled with a Communion 8et appropriate to C the requlremenu of the sacred rite of administering the Lord's lan Supper, can, by our Premium arrangement, secure a fine, treble I silver-plated three-quart Communion Set of six pleees, with lit tie trouble, and, comparatively, at no cost. The number of subscribers required In order to secure this valuable and elegant Ser vice can be procured In almost any congregation; and the mem F|' bera who may be thus called upon to contribute their share st J[_ the expense, will receive In return more than the value of their 1 contribution in a year's subscription to the paper. ,j,p Oar 8ilver Ware aad Cutlery Premising. 1 With the very liberal offer which we are enabled to make, a 1 beautifully famished table Is now within the reach of almost ev- "1? ery house-keeper; and here is an opportunity, of which, If the ain 1 Isdies avail themselves, they may secure, with but little trouble, sqr a valuable set of Pilver or Cutlery. Those article* are raaae tor ua by the Lucius Hart Manufacturing Company, 23 Fulton street, T New York, and are warranted to be of the best material. L Value of oar Premiums. I We would impress upon every one the fact that all of our " Premiums are flrst-elass foods, and the prices attached to them 1 In our lists are the regular retail prices at which the articles sell by all dealers and the manufacturers themselves. It Is only by A the most advantsfeous terms fiven us by the manufacturers that XS. we are enabled to make ihe liberal offers we do, and we fuaran- bes tee every article to be exactly as represented. wa, A Club and an Extra Copy. . wei For a club of raw subscribers paid In advance at the refular , club rates, we will give, instead of a Premium, an extra eopy of the paper to any who may prefer that arrangement; but in consequence of the liberal Premiums we are now offering, we cannot T afford to give an extra copy to the club-maker who receives I , any Premiums enumerated on our list. Mid Terns of Subscription?Free of Postage, hot aha 81 n>fle copy oue year, $3.00. In clube, each aub- sati acriber, per year, $2.50. Money may be forwarded at our rialc by draft, poat-orace order or regietered letter?otherwlae we will assume no riak. ? Write names plainly, giving post-offloe, oonnty and 8tate. Address all letters to XI L. M. GRIST, Publisher, Yorkvilie, S. C. I fl THE TROPIC STOVE, GREENSBORO. N. C. IHE COOKING STOVES manufactured at our works in Greensboro, N. C., give universal isfaction wherever introduced. They are made the BEST SCOTCH PIG METAL, with heavand thicker plate than any other Stove in tbo irket, and consequently will the longer withnd heat and bard usage. They are of band ne pattern and neat finish, and warranted equal every other respect to any Cooking Stove sold the United States, while it is confidently claimed it they are the CHEAPEST. All the usual >ces of ware and cooking utensils are furnished th each Stove. An important consideration th purchasers in the fact that our patterns and es are never changed. Should a piece get acciutally broken at any time, we can replace it at i mere cost of casting. Not simply because it a home production, buton account of its intrini merits as an article of household economy, do t ask the patronage of home purchasers. More in ONE THOU8AND of these Stoves are now use, and among many others having them we ipectfully refer to the following: R. E.Guthrie, M. Campbell, M. H. Currenoe, York county; rs. Elizabeth J. Wylie, Chester; D. A. Gordon, ithriesville; J?hn A. Brown, Rock Hill; B. P. yd, Joseph Herndon, L. M. Grist, Yorkville. >u can save the freight from the northern cities d the dealer's profit, which is no small item, buying of us, and at the same time get a nwfc nftr a T TS WORK TVTTRABLE than those northern make. The following are our price* livered at depot in Greensboro: >. 8, with 10 pieces ware and 8 feet pipe, $30 00 i i << u << <? ? ? ? 28 00 idiiress, SERGEANT A McCAULEY, Greensboro, N, C. M. D0B80N A CO., Agents, Yorkville, 8. C. HN R. LONDON, Agent, Rock Hill, 8. Ck. F. LINDSAY, Agent, McConnellsville, >rk county, 8. C. L. CARROLL Agent at Chester. 8. C. TATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, MUSTY OF Y0RI?OOUBT OF 00MX0S PLEA8. bn B. Whitesides, Plaintiff, against P. Johnson, Defendant.?Summons for Money Demand.,? (Complaint not served.) P. JOHNSON, Defendant in this Action. r0U are hereby summoned and required to answer the complaint in this action, which is 3d in the office of the Clerk of the Court of mmon Pleas, for the said county, and to serve opy of your answer on the subscribers, at his flee in Yorkville, 8outb Carolina, within twendays after the service of this summons on you, elusive of the day of service. ^ [f you fail to answer this complaint within the fie aforesaid, the Plaintiff will apply to the Court judgment against you forthesum of onebunsd dollars, with interest at the rate of seven per at. per annum from the fourth day of Decernrone thousand eight hundred and sixty-seven, d costs. Dated Yorkville. 8. C., April 14th, A. D., 1877. T. J. BELL, Plaintiff *8 Attorney. > P. Johnson, Defendant in this action: rake notice that the summons in this action, of lich the foregoing is a copy, was filed in the ofe of the Clerk of the Court of Common Pleas, York conntv, in the State of South Carolina, mm r.r a n-fl 1977 UIU JOIU Urtj u* ?v. ? T. J. BELL, Plaintiff's Attorney, forkville, 8. C., April 14, 1877. May 17 20 6t YORK MARBLE YARD. 1HE undersigned is still conducting the Marble Business in Yorkville, and would reectfully inform the public that he can supply yae in want of MONUMENTS or HEAD'ONES with anything in bis line, and at the vest cash prices. Monuments designed and finished in the most >borate style, and in point of workmanship and iterial warranted equal to the work of any es >lishmentin the country. Flead aud Footstones, in various styles, from tin tohifthly-earved work, furnished at short tice, and satisfaction guaranteed. Specimens usually on band, to an inspection of ifch, those in want of marble work arerespectly invited. Estimates and any other desired information serfully given at any time. ?7ork delivered at any point on the Chester a d Lenoir Narrow Gauge Railroad, between ester and Dallas, or at any place between ck Hill and Winnsboro, on the Charlotte, Conbia and Augnsta Railroad, free of charge for asportation. PhanlrAil fnr tho tuktrnniiiM hnrfltofnrfl hmtowAd on my establishment, my determination is to >rit a continuance of the same. P. HAPPERFIELD. Tanuary 4 1 ly rATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA, OOUHTY OP YOEI--OOUET OP PBOBATE. Newman McElwee, Sr., Plaintiff, againBt John Barber, Mary Barber, Sarah L. Barry, Elizabeth Barber, Jane Barber, James R. Barber, and the children and heirs of Samuel Barber, who died in the County of Pope, in the 8tate of Arkansas, whose names are to Plaintiff unknown ; children and heirs of Jane Barber, deceased, Defendants.?Summons for Relief. (Complaint not served.) the Defendants above-named. rOU are hereby summoned and required to answer the complaint in this action, which is day filed in the office of the Probate Judge, York oountv, and to serve a copy of your aner to the said complaint on the subscribers at lir office, in Yorkville, Sooth Carolina, within enty days after the service hereof, exclusive of ) day of such service; and if you fail to answer i complaint within the time aforesaid, the plain' in this action will apply to the Court lor the ief demanded in the complaint. )ated June 4th.A. D., 1877. HART A HART, Plaintiff's Attorneys, s.] J. A. McLean, Probate Judge. une7 28 6t LANK BOOK MANUFACTORY STATIONERY, AND -w-* v m ^ tt-?tfaxv^ ?.< X>Xi^ JL/JCiXl; JL IHANKINO the public for liberal past patronage, I now invite attention to my complete JTAPLE AND FANCY STATIONEBY. isisttng, in part, of Flat Papers, Mldiam, FoPost, Demy, Letter and Note. Blank Books, every variety; Envelopes, Slates, Ink, Ac, ncy Stationery, Gold Pens and Pencils, Penilves, Writing Desks, Ac. Also, BOOK BINDING DONE, ill its various branches. Sheet Music, Period[8, Law Books, Ac., bound in any style desired. 1 Books rebound and repaired. HTBD BILL AIL LETTBB HEADS A SPECIALTY, Irders promptly attended to, at lowest cash oee. E. K. STOKES, 155 Main Street Columbia, S. C. JHEER YOTTR H0ME8 WITH NTJ8IC. HAVE made such arrangements with that enterprising and reliable Southern Wholesale use, Ludden and Bates, ef Savannah, that I can >ply, on short notice, the Mason A Hamlin Oris, Pianos of the most celebrated manufactories,. set Music, or any other kind of Musical Merindize, at the lowest factory prices, and at prices ipted to these hard times. A settled determina[) to sell nothing I cannot recommend, and a ictioal acquaintance of many years with such ids, enables me to offer great inducements to :Y/ rcnasers. ? tell at my Photo-Gallery for farther particu- . i 8. J. R. SCHORB. >ecember 21 51 tf BARBER SHOP. IH08E in want of an EASY SHAVE, a fashionable and stylish cat of hair, or a pleasant 1 luxurious Shampoo, are reminded that [OS. BALLARD, Professor of the Art TonsoI, is still in business, in his old Shop next door & ;he Enquirer building, where it will allbrd a great pleasure to wait upon all who may dej his services. Razors boned and sharpened, 1 any other work of that kind promptly done. THOMAS BALLARD. December 21 51 tf R. SCHORB'S PHOTO-GALLERY, 1ST HOUSE EA8T OF THE JAIL. 8UPERIOR Skylight, a gallenr with every convenience, ana a determination to do my t, enables me to promise satisfaction to all in at of correct and flattering likenesses. Cloudy ither is as good or better than sunshine for all tjocts, except small children. ~~ NOTICE. RESPECTFULLY inform the public that I j im prepared to sharpen razors, scissors, shears 1 other fine-edged instruments. Prices?for ling and sharpening razors, 25 cents, and for rpening scissors or shears, 10 cents each, and jj isfaction guaranteed or no charge. g| TOM BALLARD, Barber. u fovember 30 48 tf * CHEAP GOODS. W rHO has the cheapest Goods, for the cash, in town t Col. McCORKLE.