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AtflMnlitratov's Notice*.$5 00 Noticed of DiimisBnl of Guardian?, Ad *|S ^lirttfrhtors, ExecnYor?, kc....$*> 00 ^"Centract .Vfrertispnients inserted upon the ? tnast liberal tsrun*. ?:o:_ MARRIAGE and FUNERAL NOTICES, ?not encoding one Square, inserted without A tc<fl> fc*?S>* Jii:< ?i-;o:? ?T^lViTiis Taslt in Advance. -?a [v. niTiKs Fou rui: oiiAMiK.m nu nkwn.] ^ORK TKUIU THAN POETRY ? Oil now Ajffrnuii ain'stox got ms m#% IiY JO A NN Eo. ft*- v*rc? t ~ - _ ' iiJAi rr.r: v:. Aftei learning the Contents of Klizt's J- tii r, A rtiui?- droppu 1 it from his h inds, j aitrd fixe 1 his eyes i:i a vacancy which ] t-pp > l ent ly ngimit 1 hin?. j ?over bis ?.face, and ho scorned fts one ' Si hose very life had forsaken hir.i. "She. is lost !" he sighed. It is id range how men Can be made to <l -spair at I inii'S. *Here Arthur had unmistakable and unequivocal evid nco of the strong at- , tnehmont Eliza had formed towards him, *"d yet up hi re;Alilg' the'letter which \ ?hu .pt>rhaps wts forced to write,''? let ?do?pnudutit?y seise' ho d on every . rvc Sii TM bMfy. ' Hut after awhile lus calmer judgment alif^^APfitfSf83'0!! of him, nnd his bosom became"again iuspired with hope ; and after debating the question thoroughly "with biniBelf, ho rcsolvod to write to *J5lixa again es aud months passed on weary wings before the mail brought Arthur the long looked for letter. In it oar fair her-iuo betrayed signs ?ofrher womanly weakness agaiu. She did not nc<[ui0;0e in any of Ar ?Kn/a^p^pTiSittoliI ei4^tcd lfinflo try to forget her, aud not tempt her any more to disregard tho wishes of her father, lest hor. should heart fail her in performing the duty which she owed to Jtfm. t. Arthur seized lipon this lust thought with as m?ctiHoMuchy as a drowning man would evince in catching at an ob joct Qoating upon tho wator which ha thought wonld save his lifo. So anoth er and another letter wus written, until a regular correspondence was established. in thp meantime. Henry had recov ered jljiit an* abeess that came upon hin t^&HJbtf luid'lefl a hideous aud repul se sear in its plsoo. Henry had, hitherto, beautiful beard, bul" there was a great placo left by the tor wards, consequently he hud thorn all ijjrtavo .off. This added to KHz .'s other objc etions, ' .and prompted hy her increasing love for Arthur, suo was emboldened to tell her father that sho would.mver uiarry Hen ry. " Wie t,.!d old tVrUlJVer that if ho would rcqniie any biher Bacrlfiec of her, aW^auld mi ke it, but to mate an offer ing ?./' ber.happiness just to gratify an unreasonable notion ofhis, sho could not As might be expceted, her lather said ho wouldn't ask her. Bot after aW>ile, when # bo sa w I ttfcd Ii/daughter m^ant' <whafr she declared to hhto', he begab to^ think a different way. lie realized that it would be a tolerably hard effort to niake a resolute and determined woman Bttind up nt the marriage altar and permit her saif tobe legally joined to ? man whom ?ir> , ; , ?"??t"t; she dcsp.BCJ. Feeling this more forcibly than ever, ono afternoon when Henry called for Kliza to go riding with him and she re fused, the old gentleman said to himself, **j wonder what sort of * fellow that Aioston s?y ho? 7 This shows that he had ot length des paired of making Elisa niarry Henry. t ..,<? . r. I :?' ? ? I I ?' A Jj .'. ? , ? i, ,W?.:.A <1 > HAS* { But let us hurry on, for wc havo now spun out this story to throe times tho length wc originally intended it to bo. After Henry recovered entirely, Ar thur's friends called upou him for tho purpose of arranging matters for tho ad justment of the difficulty which existed between them. They were surprised to find the former in a careless Snd_n kind of don't-care mood. To their inquiries, they wore told that he?Henry ? had met with misfortunes, and that he had abandoned the idea of fighting for a Woman that hated him. Of course Arthur's friends couldn't, aud did not, persuade him to fh lit ; nud upou his elating that !kj hud acted liastl ?ly and iu a manner f,.r which he was sorry, the affair was dropped. > But when Arthur's friends left him, he swore to himself to he revenged. Jt Sm lue that this miserable man, hav- ] ^jyi/rwut- .vvJAosij-A^e.^ tiied tw buy, was determined never to bo ?e one his wife; and that his rival was not ii m in lo be trifled with, had thetefoie resolved to drop Eliza, and neologize tf*1 our hero for live insult offered him. ' When this intelligence reached Ar thur, his Suture ?coHtud brighter than ever before. . .. , . . . ? ? . ?? . ; ? ? H He thotight that if he could only get the old gentleman's consent that all thingM would be right yet. But this was a wild thong1t of his.' AH well tlijuht he had hoped to stop tho ebbinir i.,?A .xt^d .ejrwW /nyv9x*?>. .A 3 and flowing of the ocean as to try to gaiu the approbation of old Mt. Uoyer Ho had sworn mw thut as long as Elr.a wouldn't marry Henry, she should never marry. But months passed on, and the cor it i respondcnce between Eliza and Arthur continued. Hoory had stopped viaitiug her en tirely. ? So many tunes ho passed her vtpon the sheets, without even recognizing hpr, that she thought ho had lennit to hate her. At. last Arthur proposed to Eliza the propriety of writing, to Mr. Boye'.'and telling him everything. ......... She said she knew her father belter ?hau he, iiuii Limb he would not cuter tain the idea of their marrying. Ho disregarded; however, her wishes so much as to write to tho old gentleman any how. The reply to it, contained these words : Mn. Ajnhton : I (himnnd nit immediate suspension of the correspondence between my daughter .and'yourself. J. L. Boyku . This note didn't discourage Arthur, ?. i: iiivJJ v'la 'v-r- r?<ti;:O??di however. He enclosed it to Elisa, and urged, thut as her father seemed immovable, it would be best for them to take care of theim-clvcs, aud appoint a day at onco for their nuptials. . .?'??-?'?'? * After weighing the matter calmly iu her mind, Elisa replied, leaving the matter entirely with Arthur, who of course immediately named the day that he would visit f'laybnrn for the purposo of 1 ringing Eliza nwaywith him. ' *TrTc Uaurriugo was io ba a clandcstiuu affair, and not even old Mr; Boy or was to know anything of it. <* ?'But * through ?6me?,iSihaVcn?b"tablo * /. t ? medium bo got intelligence of it, aod it Was thou that ho summoned El;** to his room to watn^ior not to marry. , He, tyU hor that ho would disown und hisioherit her, if bIio throw herself j "a*ay by. marrying Arthur Aiuston." Eliza madi; uo ^uswer (t&his long Icc t ure. . Sho coulduT'if she had wished to, Hor hesrt wns too full. For tho first time iu her life hud hor father -shown him self to.bp entirely given up to hi* feel ings of hatred aud revengo. With tears in her eyes she sat down aud wrote Arthur all that he had said. Hut the intelligence did not surprise our hero Ilo bad previously formed a o irrcct opinion of (ho old [gentleman's? iro, when oneo aroused, aud could uot therefore affect astonishment at anything he did. , However, for Eliza's sake he wrote ;) i.e. ' her a long letter in reply to her cjucs tions, " What if her luthor did so and so V and "What would become of thorn ' if he did ?" Arthur answered th.se with satisfac tion to Eliza's mind, and she became more impatient than ever for the day to arrive that would iinito her destiny with Due whom she loved better than site didl all rarthly beiogs. Tw > years bed intervened between Arthur's interview with Kliza, and the night where we found him iu tho begin iiig of our -fnry. it will he re'*'dh eted that we loft bun in Ch.yliuiu at the hotel, and that, lib had visited that city for the p.irjnwe of marrying Kdz i. The unitivo which (ho in.juisltivo dri ver had iu eying him so, was one of K???S ?>a ?- U ' JT! Old Mr. Buyer bad heard of the time our hero was to visit CJayburu, and bad employed every driver in thy pi ieo to .; j ,, l ',{1 t J ? watch out for hi tu. It was bis iutnntioti to thwtrt tho t\yo Iovjis' plans by asrj-jrt liuiug when Arthur arrived and remove his daugh ter to au uncle's in ?'?. ? country* ? Put happily foe our hero, ho eluded Ho had made arrangements with a minister to tnarry thoui, and everything wasnll ^httTW?l?'Vjto gnLa xoft-M>\ Kliza informing her of bin presence. Hut a strange' impulse, it will be remem bered,'.; took possession of him directly after his arrival iu Cluyburu. Although he knew that Mr. ' Buyer' would never consent to-his Union with Kliza, yet he resolved to go to him next morning aud tell hint of his purpose If Arthur made any blunder throughout the whole affair, it seems that this must have been it. 11 UrO "lie hflll ^nnnn ,1 "1 : the hotel, from which he could easily communicate with Eliza, aud keep her father in profound ignorance of it, and he Jiad fa ^llow bis jdanslo u;idUjrgn siMXll^A*! 'tin Hut let in follow him. On tho right side of (hnnnicroo street, iu Clnyburil. stands a large brick build ing with the sign ??BOYKUV DRY (JOOI)S STOKE' painted in large hitters on its front. It was to this store that Arthur went. As lie entered tlia^&nl^u^or,1 a cold ,aud mysterioiH f ( ling involuntarily crept oVer htm. "Anything 1 caudo for you V was ad dressed to him by an anxious clerk the ,lnontint?e had made #>0d u^A^cS "No Sir," was thereof. * ?tyffho pro prictor in V "Yes, sir. You will find him back iu n? ,'Kvii ' t tr! >dV'><5 >*u ?T? *. the eouuting room," was tho clerk's ?re sponse, pointing Arthur to where tho room was'sitdafed.' He started, but before he had pioccod cd ton paces another clerk accosted him with, "What can wc sell you to-day ?" "Nothing," Arthur r^popded. some what peevishly, and passed right on. Before he got lo the- counting room, he was assailed again, this time by a fat Dutchman, who, before ^ our hero could say a word, had him by the arm. "I am not purchasing to-day," Ar ihur said, pulling his arm loco, aud suc ceeded in escaping further interruption. When he got to tho door, old Mr.' Buyer's keen eyes fell upon him. A sharp phlegmatic <:Coaio in, sir," was the only iuvilatiou given Arthur. "This is Mr. Buyer, f rircsunic," he said, "my name is Ainstoti." [oontinukd in ()i:tl .NKXT ISSUE.] CUB.KD hkr CuuiosffY.?The follow ing iucidcut was related to us by a friend who, though not an eyeywituess, yet was only pit vented f rom being so by a thiu board partition. At a Certain watering pluoe, n few counties uhW6 Montgomery, the bathing accommodations Tor ladies are very poor, and the 'fair sex are com pcllud to put up with al pougiug in their own rooms. But for oie sterner sex, things are different, i ruouiug brook has been damned up, a fd over tho.pent up waters a house withi two rums' has b ! u built, thus am>rdfrrg thorn a limi ted -pace wherein to di?o;t themselves. A mar.o.l torn id'this it ity (one of the heaulii'ul leiined and fcduca'cd d m-h - ?er, who is ?oigagid to JwJ married to .-. very j I if book k ..vjerr. in on.- of .eir ;..l .: .-: i ..-)'.? : - esia'-ii .' -. w .* i ". .' ill" h..th. Tie: k. i ?? .hi:: iiltui iho door of the hath i-{t.M\. :>. d lie ...oh- ' HO secret of it. Iiis ':? j .;:i.'ul daughter, j buving surfeited h o ' in all th: pVa '-.gl'. ^ ".,I< S% .?W4>l'.wi.ied t* j liaxo u new excitement iu the way of a ?bath i i the gentlemen's bathing house. . . ' . 1 j Shu noticed immediately after dinner , ! that the gent lemon woru all inclined to I bo dhpisid to lake ti little nap. rind m> she si lo, ted all hour juK after the noon ' mc.l. to take u swim. Arm d with her ' fit hers key. she uprjfUnehod the hath ' ! hou-e in u timid, shy maiiner, as if n'ru'd ! some doe would see her. She pul ped I thrnu-.li the key hole, saw no one, heard j no one.. In went the key, the bolt was ; turned, and she Was in the mysterious) iuelosure. with a door shut between her ' I and tho outside world. Imagine her j horroa when ? he hoard directly under the plutform upou which she was stand a voice?whoso tone hid so often s=e;it her blood thrilling aud tingling through . her veins add her dear little heart to beat as if determined to escape its fleshy confines?exclaim, ' What in tho hell do you want here ? tjct out, and that damned quick, or you'll get your head broke 1" Instantly from under that yhit form emerged a mniily form, i i.-i.ij: up from water only two feet deep, and confroutvl h#tj intruder. She. stricke., with terror and shame, Could not open the door. lie slid back under the. plat form am; "unry a word said." < >peti the door camo, and down the phitfopiii she flow, nor d'd she stop until safe iu her father's hou^o and in the confines of her own room. Some weeks elapsed before the "cus.sist" could mus ter courage lo approach her, but up to this time bhe still "lights shv '?No, 1 Thank Spat !"?At n recent spiritual sitting iu this city, there was present a woman who mourned the loss of her consort, and, as the iiiiinifcSta lions began to appc 'r, the spirit of the deputed Benedict appeared Upon the scene. Of course, tho widow w is pow .anxious tt> enwug ? iu Culivors.itioij With the absent Otic, and the following fji i loguc ensued: Wid.-w : "Arc. you iu the spit it world!." Tho Luiimuted : "1 am. Willow : "iloa loug have you been thcro'f" 'J'hc l.um utcd : "O, some time!" Widow: "Bon't you v/mit to dome hack and bo with your lopuly wife '(" Tho Lamented: "Not if I km w my self 1 It's 'hot' enough lure 1" As my wife und 1 at the window, one day,nlood watching a man w ith a monkey, a cart camo by w ith a "broth of a hoy," who was driving a stout little donkey. To my wife 1 then spoke, by way <T a joke, "there's a relation of yours in that carriage !" To which she replied, as tho donkey she spied, "Ah, yes; a re lation?by marriage!" Josh Billing* on Korn. ?irrVr^Mj Uhti y/iT?ld*>.^ ????* .?>?? ( r>< . , .K!oro is a serial.; ? am glad ?v U. rr?i j It got. its name from Series, a primi tifF wojimu, and in her day the goddess ov oats^jwl.sich liko.^ >...-... Koro iz Hunuimes called maize, and it grows in sich parts ov the Western coun try very ainaizeuly. 1 liavo seen it out thnro 18 foot hi j (i don't mean the aktual korn itsolf, hut the tree on which it grows.) n Koro has oars, but never haz but oue oar, which iz as deff nz an adder. ? Injun meal iz made out ov korn, and korn dodgers iz made out ov injun meal, and korn dodgers are tho tuffost chunks, ov the bread purswashun, known tew man. Korn dodgors are made out ov water, rvith Injun meal mixt into it, and then baked ou a'"hard board, in tho presence ov ali?rfirgr- ? * - When you can drive a 10 peony nail into them, with a sledge-hammer, they arc scd, bi good judges, to bo well done and are ready tew be chawed upon. They will keep five yeurs iu a damp place aud not gro tender, und a dog hit with one ol them will yell for u week, nnd then cmwl under the barn and. mut ter for two days moro. I have k mi wed two hours misclf on (me side ov a korn'dodger without pro dnsing ertny result, nnd think i could starve to dcatjl twice before 1 could re duce a korn dodger. They ;; .t the name dodger from the i:i.megi:;to necessity of dodgeiug if oUe iz hov ? h-irix mtally at yu iu ungor ?, It iz far belter tew be smote bi a 3 year old steer, than a lorn dodger that 12 >nly three hours old. Wbj>kbo (noble whiskee) is made out ov hoi ii, and whiskeo is ouo ov tho rcatest blessings known tew man. Wo beyer should have bin uble tew !iil our bt.it'.- ]):i/.oiis with eiiergeiiek men. and our poor-houses with good cat ers; if it want lor noble uhitAcc. Wo in '., r tiiotild hav had enny tempc rauec sons or. society, nor duuokratik politicians, u <r fites, uor good murder ers, nor pbrttt aldermen, nor whiskey rings. nor, nothing, If it want roc blessed whi-skee li it Avant f>r koru how could - cony body yet korucd I .And if it want for getting horned, what would life be worth '( We should all sink down to the level ov the brutes if it Want fur gcttiug U.-.uM. The brutes don't git korticd ; thoy ha in t gut enny reason or soul. We often hear of "draukca brutes;" this is a compliment to oxen which dou'l. belong tew them Korn also haz knrnehi, aud kurncls are often horned, so arc brigadee;'-gcne ruls. Johnny kake is mado out ov korn, so iz hasty pud din. Llasty puddiu aud milk is quick tew eat. All you hav got to do iz to gap and swallo, and that iz tho last of tho i ud din. Korn was familiar tew antiquity. Jo seph waz sent down iuto Kgipt alter soui korn, but his brothers didn't want him to go, so they took putty on him and pitted him in a pit. When his brothers got back bu n, and were asked wbare Joe waz, they didn't acknowledge tne turn, but iied suih.j It hash en proved that it it wicked to lie nbout, korn, or cuny oi tho other veg etables. 1 Thare ie a difference, between being Hid sawing wik'id, it ii easier to Ii?, cs peshly in the shade. Korn has one thing'that tiuboddy else bus g<>t, and that iz a kob. 'i Iiis Kob runs thru the middle ov the korn, and iz az phull ov korn as Job was ov biles. i uiwavs Jeei sorry When I think ov .!..!>. and wonder how be utuuagcd t^u set down in a chair. Knowing how lev, Bet down iquare on a bile, without hurting li e (hair, iz one ov the loot arts. Job w.u a card; he had in no pa shinico, and bliss, tew tho square inch, than iz usual. I One hundred and twenty five ukois ov korn tew the bushel i/. konsidcred a goad hi- p, but 1 have seen moro. 1 have seen korn for 10 cents a bush el, and iu mihi parts ov lLo Western country it i/. so much that thare ain't no guod law against stealing it. Iu koiiklushuu, if yu want tow git a muu krop ov koru, aud n good piice fur ib krop, food, about 4 quarts ov, it tew ?hangln rooster, then murder the roos-j tor immojb'vcly, nnd sell him for 17 eta ? pound, krop aud all. Mow Stil Disgraced the Family. c - .K ?? tfcfr?' Jfc if' '.'?O^WX i , A traveler in tho State of Illinois, some years ago. otm? to a, Jog cabin on the prairie, near'Cario, and there baited? He wont into the house of logs. It was a Wretched nffuir, with an empty pack ing box for u table, while two or three old chairs and a disabled stool graced the reception room; tho dark walls of which were further ornamented by a display Of { dirty-tin ware, a broken half article or two. Tho woman wa3 crying iu one corner J and tho man, with tears in his eyes and a pipe iu his mouth, sat on a stool with his dirty arms resting ou his knees, and his sorrowful locking head supported by tho p-ilm of his bands. Not a word greeted the interloper. "Well," said he, "you seem tobe in awful trouble hero what's up t" "Oh wc are most cruzy, neighbor,*' said the woman, "and wo ain't got no patience to sec folks now." "That's allright," said tho visitor not much taken aback by this polite rebuff j "but can I bo of any service to you in all this trouble 7" "Well, we've rust our gil ; our Sal is gone off and left us," said the man in tones of despair. "Ah; do you know what induced her to leave you?" remarked the new ar rival. "Well, we Can't say, stranger as how she's so far lost us to be induced but then file's gone and disgraced us," remarked | tho afflicted father. '?Vcs, neighbor, aud notes I should say it as is her mother, but thcro warn't a pootier gal in tho West than my Sal : She's gon? and brought ruin on us, and o.i her own head now," followed 4be stricken mother. "Who has she gone with ?" asked the vibiur. "Well, there's the trouble. The gal could have done well and might have mar ried Martin Kohoe; u capital shoemaker, who although he's got but one eye, plays the ilule in a lively manner, earns a good living. Then look what a home amd what a life she has deserted. The gal whs surrounded by all the luxury in the country," said the father. "Yes, and who kuows what poor Sal will have to cat, drink or wer, norf," groaued the old woman. "And who is the fellow that has taken her from jou to load her into euch mise ry," quoth the stranger. "Why, d--n him; she's gone off and got married to a critter called a lawyer, as lives iu the viilago and the dovil only knows how they are to earn a living." Ca.nai, Tka VEt.iNi!?"Hallo, there, captain 1" said a Brother Jonathau to tho CSytaio of a cauul packet on the Erie Canal, "What do you chargo ior passage ?" , > "Three cents per milo and boarding," said the caplaiu. "Waal. I guess 1 11 take passage, cap ting, .\eeiu, as how I'm kinder gin out Walking so far." Accordingly ho got on board as the steward was ringing for dinner. Jona than fat down and began deuaoli.hiug of the captain, until ho had cleared the tables, when he got up aud went on deck, picking hi.s teeth very comfortably. "How far is it, capting, from here to where 1 got on board "Nearly cue and a half miles," said the captain. "Bet's see," said Jou than, "that would be j."t four and a half cents ; but never mind, capting, 1 wou't be str.all ; hero's five cents, which pays my fare to hero ; I'm kinder rested now." "I keep the best bread," said a cer tain baker the other day to a poor fel low who complained of tho inferior iiuulitj of tho article bo had puiohatou of hint the day before. "I don't doubt it," replied the. c-.i.-lbtner. "Then why do you complain V abked the baker. ??Because I would suggest that you sell the belt broad and keep the bad," was the reply. "0, grandma ?" cried a mischievous little urchin, "I cheated the hens so nicely just now. I threw them your gold beads, and they thought it was corn and they cat them up as fust as they could !" Routm ?*. , Boss.?r-Out on-the Union Paci?c'Railroad, officials put ou a, good ?ffir^lfS^^ one of the dWwion- > ?rjaiT%M'tt^oWI # the most airy roosters that rfa' known at the West. Ho is, noted chioflyw fo*^ two things, his overbearing disposition and hia cuoriuous firH. One day he was standing near a turn- mit ^?ore iotne meVwcre at W6rlr, when Jimro^^Uffy, an Iristrwig, irec&%i4><^"tii?*>#asi, approached him and .the- following dia logue took place: . . "Can ye give me the titse^Mr. Shrcve?" \ ? :*i "Thd'Huty ?$)V ifnyt?t?^ckll" ' exclain^d^hfeYerviewit.g IHiinf^rn fuily. "What business have you to oak qucs^ious of ypur superior '{" ;? "I beg your pardon, sir," eaid. Jjmmy, but seeing your worship, wore a watch, aud'wishiug to know the tuno I thought it no harrum to ii^ulfifc* *? - Shrove was ^dlKfied - fcy Jimniey's flattery , add drew, out? .hi?"*tatdbjmni to the astonishment of all present, who^had oxpectcd./tO.^ PolJjLj^POtit>gd down for his teme>Hy, WWitfito jjitfffcrroganb that it wanted two minutes oi twelve o'clock. "Thank you, sir," said Duffy; addjog vi hi$ S breve, table, I will move around your hiwfS zo yo can go to dinner." , . At lost aoqouota Jimmy was out *f a situation, aud wa3 on the lookout for some oue who would lend him sufficient money to "get across the ft^\ ?n Tl6uto for homo. lit Hiust Nkwsoaver.?An in genious physician of Puris?Rcnaudot by name?more than two hundred years ago, hit upon a good idea for "cutting out" his tuoni learned brethren, which, he was not long*in putting into execu tio^fcp hie owii no : the great chugriu of his- brother profes sionals. JI is plau was an extremely sim ple one, for he obtained bis popularity by the very iuooccnt expedient of col lecting information, and then circula ting uows sheets among his patients, for their especial delectation and amusement. But iuaamueh as the seasons wera uot always sickly, and ho found ; he had pleuty of time on his bauds, he was en couraged by his success to devote his utteutiou more exclusively to the busi ness journalism, by providing the pub lic at large with uews; and nccordiogfy, iu 1031, be succeeded in obtaiuing for hiue elf and family tlu privilege.of^fc lishing a newspapjj; .o^llod^ljps. Gazette ,(c Franc*. Such, ut least, is the ac count of the origin of "newspapers given by De Saint Foix. - in? .?.as? If ? ' Sin?ui,ab Oase?The. Pottstewn Pu.) Ijtdijn relates a singular" case of the death of a boy, twelvo years of ago, uamed Charles Hartranft, a sou of Wm. Hartranft, of Pine Iron "Works. The boy had been going without, his shoes for some time, and when ho put thew oil again, on tho 14th of July, he said they pinched him, and then cotnplapfrtMV ttf severe paiu iu one of his great toes. On, examination, nothing, except a small blister, could be socu to cause tho pain; but it was thought b^sfc^'feiiii!^ which was done for days, vfhkn it broke opeu in three places. This, however. 1... ...... ?-.iUhii.titi, IU JUCt, IIIS .Vuifofr ?ings increased, and his foot und log com menced swelling, extending, finally, to the body. Three physicians were called in, but nothing could be done to cheek his di<eu5'j or save tbo lad's iifo. Ho lingered iu great agony until .Tuesday; when dc..;h iutervencd. Not long since an elderly lady c-utcr ed a railway cur and disturbed tho pas sengers a good deal With complaints about a 'V<\ioat.dreadful - rhenmatta" tb*?? she Mas troubled with. A gontlema? j.?<?>. ut, who had himself been a severs suffcrev from the tame complaint, said to her: "Did you ever try electricity, madam? Itrh.ii', and in the bourse of a short time It cured rue." "Kloo, tiioiiyi" oxolaimed the old lady, "yes, 1 have tried it to my satisfaction. / iru? utrvclr by UijhtuiuQ a year ago, but it didn't do mo :i single morsel of good, "You haw a considerable fatting population in this villago, haven't ymt V* asked a stranger of ono of tho citistina of a village on tho Mississippi, "*Wcll, yes, rather," was tho reply; "aboqt half the year the water ia up to the second Story window."