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t nE H ERALD A is PUBLIG=D gVERY TnrSA _ORNIN, ANewberry, 8. e iennne eey eto. m Gh Editor and Proprietor. -~ $2O4~per Juxu"14 Invariably in Advance. A Famy Comaniong Devoted to Literatur Th e r to stopped at the expiration of .tme for W p it is paid. 7.87 The pM zoark deuotem expirltiOn Of smb VLX 1 oCgT UR D E THE COURSEOFTRUE. LOVE. Sar iught that ever I could read, Could ever bear by tale or history, Or worm out of the oldest iubabitant. The Coums Of WrN love never did run smooth. Ither it-was different in blood, Ws =sme being O'Rourke, bern Swartzfager orEpenstein; Ore migrafed in respect of years, The love-sick boy being seventy-five or eighty nd the girl sixteen or thereabouts. ery like it stood upon the choice of friends, His father wanting him to take to wife The pork merchant's daughter, while the youth Had a hankering after the girl that Kept the ol-gate. Or if there was a sympathy in choice, The Governor and the boy Being of the same opinion, war, death, Or sickness did,lay siege to it, or the Girl Mid: 'No; your bride I can not be,' Or words -to that effect, thus makiag it tomentary as a sound, swift as a shadow, Short as a dream or the butcher's weight, Brief as t4e lightning in the darkest night That, in a flash, unfolds both heaven and earth, Ad ete a man hath power to say Jack Robinson," the jaws of darkness Dodvour itup. So quick bright things Come to confusion, and a young man is left Worse than the newspaper that didn't Hear of the elopement of its own editor. -Oil City Derriek. 0 Mr. John- Clifford looked over the walnut and plate-glass railing around-his 'office' in the corner of the counting-room of the daily and weekly Berald, just as a sweet, ringing laugh from the composing room opposite came to his ears. 'It's Lesley Lord-that is,' Pe ter Farman, the foreman, said, as. besaw the look of inquiry on Mr. Clifford's face. 'As pretty a girl as ever stepped in shoes, but spoiled and humored until she thinks she can do as she likes. Mr.-Clifford looked through the open door-he was the new book keeper, just entering upon his - uties that morning. So that i, Miss Lord-the .young lady with the round white arms and shining teeth, and the hair piled in a gold-colored mass otn top of her head ? 'Well, Furman, she is rather good-looking-eer ainly not as handsome as one would be led to think from your * description.' Several hours later, when Mr, Clifford was thinking it was near ly time for supper, a merry little clatter f .boot-heels sounde on htb foor, coming toward his-office, and he looked up wosee Miss Les - ey Lord standing at .the dome shaped opening in front ot him. Mr. Clifford,' she .said, with a Sgraceful little arch. of her eye ~brow-'at least, I suppose it is --Mr. Clifford, the new book -keeper ?' '1 am at your service,' he re sponded, looking straigh3tforward Sat the BlusheEi dimpled cheeks and little white teeth. I would like to ha.ve an ad vance on Saturday night's pay, if you please.' The-'if you please' was very much at variance with the im. ~periousniess of her domand. Y ou would like an advance ?' he reiterated gravely, somewhat sur -prised. Leeley gave a provoked little toss of her head, and tapped ber fingers on the plate-glass sb-ef~ - That is what I said, I believe. - Am I to understand it is the custom of this office to advance mnoney to the employes upon all occasions ?' 'I don't know anything about what the employes do; I know J always receive an advance when I ask it.' Mr. Clhfford closed his day-booki .-- quietly. - I think the rulea of the office -.orbid such a precedent, Misi Lord. Frank,' to the office boy - -tusily directing the mail, -jusi *light up ; will you ?' * Lesley stood perfectly aston ished at the polite yet cavaliei treatment she had received. Th< idea l This new man putting ol Ssuch airs to her-the ack now ledged belle and beauty of thb Sgirls who set type in the ileral< Scomposing-room, Clifford began counting the money in the cash box, while Lesley, in 1 u possion, stood staring at him. -You don't intend to let. me have i; ? -4he said, presently, in a low, indignant voice that was irresis Libly charming for all that. 'Certainly not-you nor any;1 one.' And Lesley sent him one look, perfectly savage with anger. An hour later, in the midst of a driving rain-storm, Mr. Clifford stepped out of the tram-car in a pretty, lonely suburb of the city, to which be was an entire stranger and after looking about him for several minutes, sans umbrella or overshoes, lie began dimly to re- 1 alize that he did no.t know which of the half-dozen houses within sight was the one where his new landlady, Mrs. Rawson, lived. 'A charming position to Oid J one,3elf in,' he thought, as the rain soaked through his clothes, and be discovered that the mod was disagreeably uncertain to 1 wade through, especially in the darkness. 'i'll make a bee line for the nearest ligbL,' he decided, and forthwith set out for a little cot- i tage, not so appallingly far off, where he arrived in due time, and shivering with the cold dampness of his clothes, he was cheered by the prompt opening of the door by! a placid faced, elderly lady, I who answered him in the cheer. i iest, most unconventional fash ion. iMrs. Rawson's? Why, you won't think of going away up there in such a storm as this. Come in, and see if I can't make you comfortable for a while. I've got a boy. just about your age somewhere in the West.-and if he should be out in the storm-' Her mother-love was sweet and strong on her gentle, womanly face, and he stepped in, gladly, yet reluctantly. 'I am so muddy and dripping I am John Clifford, bookkeeper at the Herald, ma'ain, and a stranger in the city.' His hoste8s insiseLd on bis go ing in and in loss than no time he was feeling decidedly comOortable beside the open fire,. in borrowed slippers and rapidly drying clothes. 'The new bookkeeper of the erald office, I think you said? My niece works there-and she's been talking about the 'new' man' for a week or so-I believe all the girls were an1i us to see you, Mr. Clifford.'* The kindly lady bustled about to get the supper ready in the little kitchen, and at the latest stage of the proceedings she toot the lamp out with her, while sh~e broiled the ham. 'You won't mind sitting in the fire-light a minute or two, I know. We're poor folks, and have to economize in oil.' And a second af:er the lamp bad gone, and the savory odor of the broiling ham floated into his hangry sense, a side door opened, and somebody came in, bringing a cool raiuy feeling with her-for it was a girl, in waterproof and rub bers. 'I camne so near staying at Jen ny Ball's for supper, auntie-I would have stayed only I was afraid you'd be worried about me. We did have so much to talk about,' and a saucy little laugh ippled through the dusk as she plumped herself down on the floor to take off her rubbers. 'The new bookkeeper came, auntie just the handsomest fellow, with -oh-heavenly eyes and a lovely mustache, but he is too mean and hateful for anything-to me,, auntie, you wouldn't believe it, would you ? Well we girls 'll punish him!i We've -miade a con spiracy between us, nd I'm to make him fall in love with me-I can, I know-and then I am to reject him haughtily, and let Auntie, have you been in the cel lar all this.time I've been talking ?t And as Mrs. Cummings ap peared at the head of the cellar stairs Lesley Lord picked up the lamp and carried it badk into the -little dining-roam, while Mr SClifford arose from his eaisy-chair as the lamplight and Lesley's amazed looks fell upon him sim nltaneonly. He langhed as be extended bi! band, while Leslie, bewildered eyond measure, stood stock-still n the middle of the room, lamp in and, her cheeks fluhing pain ully. 'Pray forgive me. I certainly lid not mean to be so hateful, I tssure you, Miss Lord. Won't Fou allow me to relieve you of ,be lamp ? and then-please begin it once tbe part of the programme rou are to fill in the conspiracy Lgainst me. I can promise you t will be the most agreeable tio ne. '1 - didn't - know you were ere.' Lesley starrmered hys eiically, and then she did the est possible thing under the cir mumstances-laughed bearti ly. 'l dare say I shall never hear he last of it,' she laid. 'Well, ar. Clifford, I can stand it if you 'If you will let toe I will stay he remainder of the evening and ry,' he returned, gravely. Well, be stayed, and Lesley was ost bewitcbing, and after be had one home she went to bed and ,ried herself to sleep for very shame at her stupid idiotic blun ler. - 'He will despise me, I know he vill,"she sobbed to berself, 'and ie is just splendid.' But instead of despising her Mr. ,Ifford asked her to marry him iix months afterward. 'I will say 'Yes,' just because I ike to be contrary,' she laughed. I said I'd reject you haughtily, d instead I'll accept you-' She hesitated with a little glance t his handsome face. 'Because I will not take 'No' for tn answer?' he suggested, draw ng her face to his breast. 'Because I do love you,' was her ,eply, low and sweet. And that was the delightful and of Lesley's little conspiracy. FoR TUR HERALD. CIENTIFIC DIISCELLANY. Frequent impurities are found by microscopic investigations to xist in the diamond. Organic matter, carbon and bubbles of gas are common impurities. Quartz, chlorite, pyrite and hematite have recently been discovered in dia monds, and small crystals of topaz have also been seen. Paul Marcoy has described a leaf of the giant water lily (Victo ria regia) found in Lake Nuna, Peru, as measuring 24 feet 91 inches in circumference and weighing between 13 and 14 pounds. One of the flowers was 4 feet 2 inches in circumforence, aid weighed 31 pounds. The outer petals were 9 inches long. Some valuable relics discovered t Ninevah, in the form of floe ivory carvings, showed signs of crumbling on arrival in England. Concluding that loss of albumen w~ as the cause of the decay, Prof. Owen boiled the articles. The experiment proved entirely sue. cesful, and the ivory was re stored to its original firmness and solidity. Remakable wind pressures are experienced in India. On Octo er 5th, 1864, two passenger trains, one of eight vehicles and the other of twelve, were upset on the Bastern Bengal railway, all the cars being overturned. Sev eral cars were started from sidings by the force of the wind. On September 21, 1878, a long train was traveling on the same rail. way at a speed of about eight miles an hour,,and was brought to a standstill by a heavy storm and forced back about a mile with full steam and brakes against it. It was found difficult to proceed after detaching half of tbe train. Instances ot this kind are said to be frequent on Indian railways. Thi great red spot on the planet Jupiter still attracts a large share of attention from astronomical observers. This spot is of an elliptical form with tapering ends, and covers a vast area, being 29,. 000 miles long and 8,300 broad. The mysterious appearance was irs obsered more than three years ago, since which time it8 PI Lorm seems not to have materially stered, although the ordinary Jark bands crossing Jupiter's disc ire in a state of constant change. the 3penulations as to Lbe nature of lab( the red spot have been numerous:a but not very satisfactory. The pro Jark lines across the planet are try believed to be due to atmospheri- an movements, and the suggestion and .hat tbo red spot is a portion of t he body of the planet which has n some. unknown way become eae ieible through the atmospheric par hun )nvelope seens as plausible as any hi. )ffered. M. Gayon has been studying pur he phylloxera of the French whi vineyards with the object of dis- bori ,overing, if possible, some para- face itic organism which might be whi propagated and made to destroys kini he phylloxera. He has found such thrq )rganisms, and has striven to cul- Nal vate them, but with doubtful re mts. He is parsaing the inves. igation further. The ravages of of t the phylloxera have become a cre ource of great loss to the vine, and growers of France, and any re- p earches promising ultimate re- ert lief froin the *pest are eagerly en- t ,ouraged. the It is shown by M. Paul Bert's plai investigations that green light the binders the growth of plants, ten which soon wither and die as if in the darkness. M. Regnard finds that wet the plants specially require red ads light, and soon cease to thrive if rial the red rays are removed from in t sunlight. soil The probability that nearly soli every large town or city will soon ori be supplied with large quantities weg of electricity for lighting purposes 9 has given rise to considerable in- cho terest in the plan of making use are of the same supply for producing but power for light household work. to Several small motors have been rac devised to meet the .expected de- ear mand. The first of these little fesf machines was constructed about crej three years ago by M. Marcel inq Deprez, and was found to work du< effectively. A second apparatus San of this kind has for some time s%v been used by M. Trouve, an elec- clai tro-magnet being used in place gi1 of the permanent steel magnet of rar Deprez. This motor drives a plu sewing machine very readily, al- th though it is of very small size. do< Trouve's little electric canoe at pla the Paris electrical exhibition was bai propelled by some of these en- per gines, and N. Tissandier has sug- itie gested their use for balloon steer- an< ing. The last and best motor is wh that of Mr. Griscom, the American an< electrician. One of these power- ly ful little machines four and a halfpo inches long, and weighing little are~ more than two pounds, will run a ria sewing machine very rapidly er3 with a small expenditure of elec- fin, tric energy. The lack of labor pal -saving conveniences in the all bousehold has often been deplored, eau but the introduction of electricity ly seems to offer a source of power an, which may serve in many ways to ani lighten the toil of the weary kn housewife. th< Electrical exhibitions are likely ph to become epidemic. Close upon bo the Paris exhibition came a prop- wE osition to hold one at the Crystal or Palace, London ; and a like pro- co: jet is now on foot at St. Peters-. burg. Americans are singularly mi backward in organizing such an of enterprise. nu pa THE FRONT GATE.-It was night. rc The sable goddess stretched her to leaden sceptre over the silent, slum- ~ bering world, and they were still pr swinging on the front gate. He had lai placed his arm tenderly around her ha graceful waist and drew her close to co his throbbing breast to protect her ha from the falling dews of heaven. Her '~ head was resting on his strong, manly of shoulder, and the love-light wase 5hining in her lustrous eyes as bright la as the head-light of a locomotive. He PE looked her earnestly in the eyes and ar passionately murmured : 'Jemima, is T your folks had a mess o' spning peas h yet?' a Make not thy friend too cheap to at thee, nor thyself to thy friend. - al We can do more good by being tc goad ten innyo ther WaV. 51 ODUCERS VERSUS NON- ti, PRODUCERS. - et us, for a moment, consider tt various classes in a commun and study the results of the rs of each in adding to the iperity and wealth of the coun and at the same time con plate the comforts, luxuries ease enjoyed by each class proportion of this world's hap- fo ss which falls to the lot of! at i. And first, the farmer; what does he perform in the great ian hive? He has adopted as 'i profession a heaven oidained wit-the hatural business o the n an race. He takes the soil I ch God has made, and by Ia ons effort-'in the sweat of his te '-prepares it for the seed ch He made, 'each after its al L.' He toils day after day,! h mgh beat and cold, aiding ri ure in converting the elements he soil and atmosphere into ti and clothing for the millions n he earth. In a word, be is ting wealth, making valuable conducive to comfort and hap- t ,ss that which was before in and incapable of ministering f ur personal wants. So with mechanic who pushes the ie or wields the hammer; and operative who guides and ti Is the whirling, machinery of mill and work.shop. He creates 1th by changing the form and pting to our use the raw mate- ti produced on the farm, or found 13 he forests or mines. 'From the F and the waters comes every ary penny, which, in one. shape 0 inother, constitutes a nation's lth.' c 'he lawyer, physician, mer- i nt, and other professional men, all very convenient, at times, a neither is absolutely necessary the existence of the human 3: there were none in the a ly years of the world. Pro ional men (so-called) as a rule, ete no wealth. But when we aire who enjoys the wealth pro ed by the toiling farmer, arti c , miner and fisherman, the an. t r is plain. The producing t ses, as a rule, have only the plest comforts of life, and are ely able to exchange their sui s products for more money n will be required for taxes. tors' bills, necessary tools and in clothing. On the other. id, the luxuries of life, the sau abundant comforts, the facil for high intellectual culture. the refinements of social life ' ich are so dependent on wealth leisure, are almost exclusive enjoyed by the non-producing -tion of the conimunity. Who they that roll in luxurious car ges, and 'fare sumptuously ev. day, clothed in purple and linen ;' who take their ease in atial mansions, .supplied with that ministers to comfort and .e of body, and filled with cost paintings, statuary, libraries other accessories to a refined I intellectual enjoyment ? All ow the answer :-the banker, Smerchant, the lawyer, the ysician, the manufacturer, the d-holder-men who are either aithy in accummulated capital in the possession of large in ns from their business. [t is customary to warn young in of the deceptive allurements 3ity life by pointing out the large mber of merchants that fail comn red with the number who grow h. But the inference intended be drawn isbhardly just, unless pconsider the fact that most fessonal men, and, perhaps, a 'ge majority of the merchants, ye comfortable if not large in res, although they may not e accumulated great wealth or ade fortunes.' T hey enjoy many the advantages which wealth afers, and only fall short of -ge acummulationis because rhapri wisely-they 'eat, drink d make merry' as they go.1 iat is, live up to their incomes.. any of the failures (so-called) e the result of fast living, and e not chargeable to the nature id uncertainties of business. It is well to remark that nearly iof the non-producers live, in ws and cities. This circum-1 nce is snggestive of combina, on, sympathy, co-operation, on e part of non-producers, and raishes a key which will help in ie investigation of the question -esented. What do farmers need ? We an ver. 1. Education. They need to iderstand the science of farming )d all of its practical detai!- that iey may get the greatest returns r the least expenditure of labor id effort. They need to under. and the forms of business, es ,cially as applicable to the busi ss of farming. They need to be )le to furnish, from their own imber, representative men, fully epared to cope with the best in Ilects of the day, in the balls of , gislation or in the conventions the parties, in the discussionof; I questions which have, or may ive, a practical bearing on ag culture. We do not mean to intimate iat there is not a considerable imber of educated and well-in. rmed farmers ; but it is to be re .etted. that such a large propor on of educated sons of farmers -e entering the ranks of the pro ssions instead of devoting their inds and hands to the business their fathers, and to aiding in evating agriculture -to the posi on which its importance de iauds. Mere routine education of the dinary schools and colleges iough valuable, and, as yet, hard F attainable-will not suffice. armers should have representa. ve men, trained in political econ y as it is applied to or affects riculture. There should be fa lities afforded in our agricultural leges and departments, for ioroughly enlightening farmers a to their relations to the state, nd to other professions, their ist rights under the government, nd the best means of maintain ig them. 2. Co-operation. Being inform I of their rights and privileges, bere is at once a necessity for -operation to secure and enjoy hem. AppreciaLing the impor nce of improvement in system nd in the details of practical rming, and their emancipation rom bondage to the city mer hants and professional men-who njoy so large a share of their ard earnings-farmers should act concert to secure these ends. The state colleges of agricul ure, the departments and boards f agriculture, and the state ~ranges, by. themselves and brough the agency of local clubs, ~ranges, etc., have a wide field of tsetuness open before them. The tate grange of Georgia, through ts subordinate granges, made a rood start and was of much bone it in reducing the prices of farm mplements, etc., and in begetting Sfeeling of mutual sympathy and :ommunity ofinterest, and it is to e regretted that tbe organization s on the decline. We have entered upon a broad eld in the discussion of this,sub ect, but with no design of at empting to treat it as its im ortance demands. The questions nvolved are worthy of the atten ion of the best minds in the coun ry ; and these few erude thoughts re given with a view to impress ipon the minds of farmers the mportace and dignity which iaturally belong to their calling. (Southern World. Childhood often holds a truth with its feeble fingers, which the rasp of manhood cannot retain, which it is the pride of utmost g to recover. An advertiser in 'texas calls for an ndustrious man, as a boss hand over 5,000 head of sheep, that can speak Spanisluetly. Stovepipe humor is almost exhaust d. It has had its full share of el ow room-New York CJommercial Advertiser. No one is ever fatigued after the exercise of forbearance. Help yourself and heaven will help Me learn osave en the chin of a INTENSELY UTTER. A few months ago the daughter of I a Rockland man, who has grown com- i forrably well off in the small grocery I line, was sent away to a 'female col- I lege,' and last week arrived home for i the holiday vacation. 'The old man was in attendance at the depot when I the train arrived, with the old horse I in the delivery-wagon to convey his i daughter and her trunk to the house. When the train had stopped, a be < witching array of dry goods and a I wide-brimmed hat, dashed from the i car, and flung itself into the elderly i party's arms. 'Why, you superlative pa!' she ex- i claimed, 'I'm so utterly glad to see you. The old man was somewhat un nerved by the greeting, but he recog nized the sealskin cloak in his grip as the identical piece of property he had paid for with the bay mare, and he sor& of squat it up in his arms, and planted a kiss where it would do the most good, with a report that sounded above the noise of the depot. In a brief space of time the trunk and its abundant baggage were loaded in. to the wagon, which iras soon bump. ing over the hubbles toward home. 'Pa, dear,' said the young missi surveying the team with a critical eye, 'do you consider this quite ex cessively beyond ?' 'Hey ?' returned the old man with a puzzled air; quite excessively be yond what? Beyond Warren ? I consider it somewhat about ten miles beyond Warren, countio' from the Bath way, if that's what you mean.' '0 no, pa, you don't understand me,' the daughter explained : 'I mean this horse and wagon. Do-you think that they are soulful ?-.do you think they could be studied apart in the light of a symphony, or even a simple poem, and appear as intensely otter to one on returning home as one could express ?' The old man twisted uneasily in his seat, and muttered something about he believed it used to be used for an express wagon before he bought it to deliver pork it:, but the conversation appeared to be traveling in such a lonesome direction. that be fetched the horse a resounding crack on the rotunda, and the severe jolting over the frozen ground prevented further remarks. -Oh, there is that lovely and con summate ma!' screamed the returned collegiate as they drove up at the door, and presently she was lost in the embrace of a motherly woman in spectacles. 'Well, Maria,' said the old man at the supper table, as he nippod a piece of butter off the lump with his own knife, 'and how d'you like your school -' 'Well,.there, pa, now you're sho I mean, Itonsider it far too beyond,' replied the daughter. 'It is too un quenhably ineffable. The girls are so sumptuously stunning-I mean grand-so exquisite-so intense And then the parties, the balls, the rides oh, the past weeks have been one sub lime harmony.' 'I s'pose so,-I s'pose SO:' nervously assented the'old man as he reached for his third cup, 'half full,'-'but how about your books-readin', writin', grammar, rule o' three-how about them ?' 'Pa, don't,' exclaimed the daughter, reproachfully ; 'the rule of three ! grammar ! It is French, and music and painting, and the divine in art that has made my school like the boss -I mean that have rendered it one unbroken flow of rhythmic blis-in comparably and exquisitely all but.' The grocery man and his wife look ed helplessly at each other across the table. After a lonesome pause the old lady said : 'How do you like the biscuits, Ma-, ria?' 'They are too utter for anything,' gushed the accomplished young idly, 'and this plum preserve is simply a poem in itself.' The old man abruptly rose from the table and went out of the room, rub bing his head in a dazed and benumb ed manner, and the mass convention was dissolved. That night he and his wife sat alone by the stove until a late hour, and at the breakfast table the next morning he rapped smartly on his plate with the handle of his knife and remarked.: 'Maria. me an' your mother have -been talkir' the thing over, an' we've come to the conclusion that this oardin'-school business is too utterly il but too much nonsense. Me an' ier consider that we haven't lived ixty odd consummate year for the )urpose of raisin' a curiosity, an' here's going to be a stop nt. to this inquenchable foolishness. Now, after rou've finished eating that poemrof ned sausage and that symphony of wisted doughnut, you take an' dust Ip stairs in Iess'n two seconds, in >eel off that fancy gown an' put on aliker, an' then come down here Rn ielp your mother wash dishes. I want t distinctly understood that there in't goin' to be no more rhythmie - ooliahness in this house so long's your - uperlative pa an' your lovely an' con ,mmate ma's runnin' the ranohe. Eon hear me, Maria I Maria was listening. OWNED TO lIS RECORD. - The editor was sitting =Whis re. rolving cane bott6med chair whe rormado Tom, the traveling terior of rexas. came in and dem e re raction of the statementtbhat he ha windled an orphan out of $4. 'It's a lie clear through,' .sid the rerror, striking the table with his it I'm as good a man as smels the a nosphere in this section. 'Perhaps you are better,' said tl ditor, meekly. 'My record'll compare favorabi with vourn.' said the Terror, with-4 ineer; 'perhaps there are a few-litt&e back rackets in your life, se that wouldn't bear a microscopic investi gation.' 'Oh, sir,' said the editor, viI agitated, 'don't recall th pat bring up the memories of thetoib know I've led a hard life-T don't denyit. Ikilled Shoy Birn,h Bowery- boy of New York-hacked him all to pieces with a knife. have atoned for it a thousandtiMf, I blew a man's head off-at a iog-rolHi. Kentweky, and bitterly have I re pented of my foly. I slews*t inoffensive. citizens of Omaha o paltry four-dolar pot simply I got excited.- Oh, 66tgi I but cheat the tomb of the men I have plaodJ its maw I would be happy. But it was all owing to my high temper and lack of early training. F know that I have been wayward, wicked; and y=c' have a right to come here and.reoslD those unhappy memories; busta. mean for all that. Nobody with eart would treat- a-maa ike yo= hai me. Don't leave stranger; rt1 te you all. I sawed a man';.headof with an old army saber just for- K The Texas Terror was down stairs and half way around the corner, whilerthe editor, taking a fresh chew of rattle snake twist, continued his peseefM avocations as quietly as a law-abiding citien.-&lit Lake Tribune. 'Too Too.'-They stood on the porch at midnight. 'Ah, sweet mine,' he sighed, 'lily of my soul, dewdrop of my happiness, let the intensity of our affection -inteni sify to inesees and let us live to c,ve, that loving we may live in the ethereal etherreality of a -a passion, purified to angelic purie tion. 'Rather ever, hero mine,' she an- - swered, depositing her wealth of jol den hair upon the shoulerof his six dollar ulster, 'and, our lives SO . sweetly perhaps, just now, will be joined in the superlative certainty of conjunctive bliss conjugated in hap. py wedlock.' 'Dear heart of wine,' he rapturous- ' ly exclaimed, pressing her to his neiw satin necktie, 'this is too.too" 'And this is too, . !' abruptly' broke in the girl'sw .Uh , eoming down in his boots, land giving, the young man two kicks which landis$ him out in the street-end separnsion like a pall thenateward fell spi those two young lives. . &Seubenillje .erald. SER Han) Hx.-Be slipped quiets 1y in at the door, but estehing sight of an inquiring face over the sta rail,'said: 'Sorry so late, my dear, cold not get a car before.' SOIS cars were inll, too,' said the lady,inand further remarks were unnma. 'You have heard, my 1o0~ Amanda is about~ to marry - thur,'I know it; but wht1o understand is at. .woman aiu' teligent assaia#4raaao nt and~ ry a man a ii enoug7 tom y